If you need to ask, you aren't ready.

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Don't be a faggot, OP.

dubs says you type "kill yourself" and block her.

>>695185564
roll

just play along OP, she clearly wants the D. Don't get pushy about it though, ask her to hang out somewhere and see where it leads you both.

bumpin'

please post context and what she responded

Dick pic dick pic dick pic

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Here's where this is going. Am I doing this right?

Ask her when yall can do this. Post result.

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>>695186038

>>695186038
you fucking cuck. you dont ask when.

you tell her when.

>>695186038
am female. youre doing it right, be subtle but not too desperate sounding. just date her and invite her back to yours and ask if you wanna go and then fuck her. you got it easy

I'm supposed to meet her tomorrow night at 10. I guess shes going to fuck me then?

>>695186148
this.
dont sound like a wizard

>>695186160
yeah

>>695186160
Meet her now. Blow load on face with pics.

>>695186038
u done fucked up now with that last comment, should said something less beta, like "im a faggot, give me a noose pl0x"

>>695186148
no one gives a fuck if youre female, you browse /b/ you hardly speak for even 5% of girls.

>>695186038
wait, what the fuck OP, why do i think i know her? what state or country do u live in?

OP here. I'm just scared what she'll say when she sees my dick because it's not that big. Any advice?

Should I try to put it in her butt on the first time?

https://www.twitch tv narcissawright boygirl playing smash 4. hates when people tell himher heshe has a mental illness

>>695186160
Unless you dont fuck up yes she will

In the united states near west virginia

>>695186389
False confidence. A confident 5 inch dick is better than a scared 8 inch dick.

>>695186390
assuming not bait, no

>>695186485
well nevermind then, carry on

>>695186327
Shes pretty spot on. You are clearly a virgin autist.

>>695186390
where else would one put it?

>>695185508
Kek

>>695186494
Spoken like a true micropeen

>>695186389
Horny girls will fuck a small dick at least once. How small is small?

>>695186038
If this is dubs you reply so spit swallow or facial?

>>695186389
whats the girth? most girls dont really care, but if its actually really small you should give oral a girl.

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op here. My dick is 8 inches and I asked about the anal question. Where do I go from here?

>>695186327
i think a sexually active female would know more than a virgin neckbeard, faggot

>>695186722
Nah. I'm slightly above average. But ive talked to plenty of chicks. Confidence will get you laid. At least once.

>>695186770
Yeah, I don't buy it anymore.

>>695186770
8inches aint small you fucker

>>695186733
Dubs spoke, you must post fag

>>695186770
> I play videogames with my son
> my son

Kek

>>695186770
just go for dinner and movie and then bring her to yours and fuck her, not that hard

>>695186770
you fucked up lol. move the conversation along you fucktard. talk about doing something together that LEADS to the fucking, not just "WHEN YOU GETTING ON DIS DICK?!?!?". Just ask her round for dinner and movies, she kinda seems to really want it.

>>695186770
>op here
>small venis
>8in
>mfw op is a liar

Should I ask for nudes or a pussy pic?

>>695186148
fuck outta here, you know the rules
>tits or gtfo

>>695186770
>>695186733
Op you got to see what she says for what that anon said. Do it

>>695186995

Both

>>695186995
YES
how else would you know, if shes a girl

>>695186995
Ask for a fucking new crowd of bait faggot. No one with 8 inches says they are small.

>>695186770
Op here i lied, its really small at only 12ninches. Didn i mention im bblack? Now what white boys

>>695186995
dont do it. just take it slower and dont be a cunt about it or she might change her mind. just be nice and wait till tomorrow or whenever it is

>>695186733
Op, you must do this you fucking beta fsg

>>695187160
/thread

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I didnt say it was small, someone else said they was op and had a 5 inch dick I was just making it clear my dick is 8 inches.

WHERE DO I GO FROM HERE? DO I ASK FOR NUDES OR A PUSSY PIC OR WHAT

>>695187285
pic 4 pic

>>695187285
puss first, tits later

>>695187285
oh boy, this woman must be desperate if she is still willing to fuck you

>>695187285
Ask for nudes

>>695187285
The question is, do you even want to get with her, because it seems like you just want to get some goods and show it to us anons on here, but to be honest with you, we couldn't care less.

>>695187420
420 blaze it

>>695187285
if you wanna ask for nudes do it in a subtle way like " can i see what you have to offer?" or some gay shit like that . if she says she doesnt wanna dont press her cause it might cause her to not fuck you

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>>695186995
Both.
She seems game but don't blurt it 9ut or push it.
Ask to see what you're missing
Or what you're gonna get
Some shit like that
Tits for the hope of hers

Op is a faggot for chatting with himself. Y'all are getting trolled you fucking wankers.

>>695187285
Tell her she turns you on (call her beautiful or whatever) and you want pics to help you finish

>>695187404
She's a single mom, they want dick too

>>695187285
You drop sex talk you dipshit.

>>695187285
Ask her for a pic of that ass. Post results

wow dude you gonna get stabbed in her driveway. or kidnapped into her bfs dungeon. don't go to hers. then again, if you go to yours she can scope the place. good luck.

>>695187285
So do you spit swallow or facial? Lol

>>695186770
Stop hammering on fucking and plan a solid date

>>695187285
>gotta be b8

if serious, give up on the dick questions. why can't you just fuck at her house or your house??

don't ask for pics in first conversation.

don't do this: >>695187464

just arrange to go out and see her and have a Nice Fucking Time.

if you want pics, all you've got to do is mail her saying 'can't wait to see you; send me a picture so i've got something to look forward to?' and see what she sends.

but even that sounds desperate.

go see the girl, have a laugh, then fuck her. its that fucking simple.

>>695187547
i second this

>>695187285
drop the sex talk now, you seem desperate as fuck.

>>695187611
this, unless shes a slut she will get turned off eventually

>>695185414
Just tell her it leaves a lot of room for imagination because she isn't there. Then bait her into saying something innuendo and say can you come over and clarify what you mean.

The only option is to ask her for anal on the first date.
Oh and ask for pics of her son, so she thibks you're interested in being his father.

ask for previews. like at the movies.

>>695187748
Topkek

>>695187745
Im doing this while asking for anal pics

>>695187665
True thats what hes gotta find out

>>695187745
obviously not this, OP

>>695187508
did my post go over your head or something?

>>695187285
Say this. Oh shit egypt? Like with camels? Lol jk. So what kinds a food do you like to eat? Use her reply to pick a place to take her

OP just send her a dick pic and ask if she likes what she sees

OP you're making this harder than it should be. Just pick something to do, tell her you're going to do that along with a time. When you're done doing that activity ask if she wants to go back to yours. Get back, make a move and fuck. It's not hard you fucking autist. None of that "but where/when will we fuck?" shit or "what do you like to do?" shit. Take charge and man up.

Godspeed you tard

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Im getting somwhere now

>>695187916
Yes, educate me for that is what the religion if peace is all about

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Did I do the right thing?

>>695188301
now show her the semi automatic cum pistol

>>695188243
just keep up w the small talk and say youre excited for tomorrow when you wanna stop talking. then make a move tomorrow. not that hard

Op here. She isnt responding now. Wtf do i do. Im crying i fucked it up. Im trying to get a pic of the convo but i cant. Im too upsets. Give me a sec it will uplosad, but i fucked up

>>695188243
Yeah mate fucking backwards.
Wrong direction
Stop Cucking yourself

>>695188301
>Look at me I can shoot up schools

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>>695185414
Please go to en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=4chan&action=edit&oldid=730117463 and click "Save page."

>>695188371
Send dick pic

>>695188243
Send a pic of your cock by accident, then be like oh shit im sorry i meant to eend a pic of this, send a picnof a gun. See how she responds

>>695188497
this

>>695186038
you stop talking and meet retard

>>695188497
This is the only way. Take this anons advice or go to bed. Your choice

>>695188497
dont do this, literally no one would believe that

>>695188301
settle down OP, she hasnt asked to see your murder machines yet

>>695188497
Do it, you will be a legend

or send her someone elses cock pic

>>695188497
this.

>>695188301
Wtf dude, she doesn't care about your guns, she just wants to get fucked

>>695188497
This anon

>>695188659
fucking duh

its called "innocence"

>>695188666
Satanic trips are always right.

>>695188497
Op you must do this, dubs demands it

Will it really make me a legend?

>>695188666
666 listen to satan>>695188666

>>695188666

You are legally bound to do this. Its your last shot

>>695188659
Ok moron, if she is the slut she sounds lke she will send her nudes. If she gets offended then she wouldnt of out out anyway

>>695188666
Satanic trips tells no lies

>>695188497
DO IT FAGGOT

>>695188243
nigger charge your phone

Either get puss or you get lost

>>695188789
yes anon, if you do that i personally will guide you to the gates of Valhalla

>>695188789
It already sounds like she wants the D, it's time to get her mouth watering.

>>695188497
Do it now or do it now. Your only option

stop being a cuck and fuck.

>>695185414
>>695188497
>>695188666
Satanic trips do it op

You poor misguided fuck.. How old are you OP? You are doing as awful as possible tuh

>>695188789
Usually I would say definitely no just try to fuck her but it seems you're too retarded to pull it off

>>695188497
Op you need to do this and post results.

Unsure if OP will deliver today

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just say this is you

>>695189111
>
if it does she not in for it anyway

>>695189111
Not at all, girls like it when you cock a gun.

>>695189111
Your trips say "DO IT!"

>>695189111
That's not going to get you anyway, it'll be obvious as fuck that you intended to show that pic.

Also,she'll be like, wtf do you have a dick pic randomly on your phone. Think about it, that's pretty weird. Lemme try think of a good subject to start.

>>695189111
are you kidding, she wants to fuck
of course she wants to see what shes about to be stabbed by

>>695188497
Op send her a dick pic now like this anon said or post her name and ill send it.

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Here I found a random picture. Looks inviting enough. If it goes well maybe offer to bring in one of those guns for show and tell at her sons school

>>695189111
Your trips demand you to, DO IT

>>695189261
kek'd

>>695189111
DO EET

>>695188666
Satan says do it.

if this is real you are fucking lucky that she reeeeaaally wants your dick, cause you have absolutely no game boi

Why delete your trips?

>>695186770
>my son
ABORT ABORT

>>695189111
Hey no don't delete it you cuck

tell her you have a pump action shotgun and she might really like to cock it someday.

>>695188497
>>695188655
>>695188666
Dubs and trips state to deliver

>>695188428
kek

>>695189370
SHE DIDNT ABORT THATS WHY SHE HAS A SON

>>695188359
keked

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>>695189438

>>695189438
Kek

>>695189241
Ask her if she'd like to go to your backyard/a Forrest/wherever it's legal to try out one of your guns and shoot some cans.

Then say that you can make it a nice private picnic with some wine and just the two of you (I dunno, go with it)

Then say it would be 'nice' to be in such a secluded place with just the two of you.

If she responds positively, you can ask her what else she would like to do (make sure you hint it in a sexual way)

Fake chat emulator.

>>695189143
>heavy breathing

you guys are overcomplicating this, jesus christ its not that hard considering she clearly wants the d. just plan the date and say you need to go do something so you dont say any more retarded shit on fb, meet her for date tomorrow and fuck her.

>>695185414
If you dont tell her that you mistakenly took a pic of your dick with a gun pointed at it for our entertainment, then i will fuk you

>>695189555
Trips demand it

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>>695186770
>your cousins house

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>>695185414
Let's stop this
Anon.
She is clearly begging for the dick
Get some pussy and tit pics
Arrange a meeting for this weekend
Meet her
Fuck her
Continue this pattern for as long as you like
Send us the pics.
Stop being a faggot
Here's some tits to help you

>>695189858
how the fuck did you get a picture of my girlfriend?

Ask if her son has ever expressed any interest in siblings

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>>695189884
'girlfriend'

>>695189884
Le anonymous

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>>695190034
>he allows himself to be baited so easily
wew lad

>>695190086
how the fuck did you get a picture of my waifu

>>695189884
Bro, we all had that slut

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Check this OC of my ex

>>695189884
Pics you shouldn't share thread obvs.

>>695190370
Google image search disagrees
Post more for proof

>>695190370
that looks like brittney venti's mouth

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>>695190617
No it doesn't, but sure more proof

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>>695190860
stop posting my gf dude

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>>695191004
kek nice! i make a thread a few days ago glad some one save her

OP did not deliver
Disappointing

>>695191260
Cuz he's getting fucked in his car in some strangers driveway. Or he's jacking off to pizza of the cheese variety will scratching his neck beard and tipping his fadora.

>>695190860
>>695191004
>>695190370
Not the same girl
Stfu fag

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>>695191623

>>695191597
kek

>>695191597
Absolute savage

Op, can't you just tell her to come over? You could eat something at your house
She's begging for your cock, just get to the point

>>695192362
OP is dead

>>695192362
OP has a small dick

Yes.>>695191597
>>695192362
Op has rigor mortise it's been so long

> has a girl drooling all over his cock
> talks about guns

>>695192636
Sounds like me... Fuck my life.

>>695193205
No mate you're
Drooling over cock
And she talking about guns

>>695193339
Fuck
Switch those and it'll be funny

>>695193392
You're drooling over cock and guns talk about she?

>>695185414
Wack off and go to sleep .. poser

>>695194483
Precisely