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>Claim your Waifu
>No Claiming Waifus that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
claimed
Claimed, no trollerino
>>695178048
>Makoto
*cough*
Sorry. Other me was showing.
>>695177669
kek
>make her scream your name
wew
>>695176838
No problem~
>>695176188
Let's make it
>>695178048
Eheh~
>>695177732
I dunno, I just like the city. Hard to explain I guess. Never been to Antonio.
>>695178324
>>695178346
KS bros make me happy
S T A Y O U T OF M Y S A F E S P A C E
Saber claim fuck sleep edition
Could some one help a brother out and post up some henti reading ssite
>>695178459
No, fuck you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDv1lRXhKx0
>>695178346
Tell me!
>>695178192
Pervy Shiro!
>>695178373
I wanna poke your cheeks...
>>695178192
Pervy Shiro!
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJUbszznhl4
>>695178443
Antonio has some nice places to eat
claim
>>695178569
well that's fucking terrifying music. fuck you
>>695178561
pomfpomf.moe is good, if you are into loli that is.
>>695178615
It was something about that damn teddy bear picture man. Care to maybe post it again?
>>695178615
My butt cheeks?
>>695178618
>lewds
>>695178700
You want spooky music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmSbRDfgWpI
>>695178373
Damn right wew.
>>695178615
About other me?
>>695178618
Lewd senpai is here~
>>695177540
I did side by side a van while merging into a freeway with a Subaru Liberty provisional driver behind me. Then dropped a gear at the merge and left him behind the truck and another 4WD. I kekd.
>>695177593
NSW or ACT?
>>695178783
>My butt cheeks
You're drunk Amatsu
>>695178645
I really like the burger chains in Austin.
>>695178733
Loli? N-no, that's illegal where I live....
>>695178048
Stay in denial :^)
>>695178204
Much appreciated. Tomorrow might be a slow day, may get a chance to sit down and chill with him.
>>695178373
It's official, which method do we use?
>>695178459
TWO BROTHERS.
>>695178783
>Amatsu Rapeboat <3
>>695178794
N-no not you too...<3
>>695178958
>Saber knows
>>695178981
It seems you're pointing to you living in America, so you'd be wrong.
>>695179042
Forgot Pic.
>>695178818
NSW. Never been to ACT
>you actually saved that image
>>695178789
>spooky music
>not Yamaoka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OexK8zmU14g
>>695178733
How about a dolphin instead?
>>695178783
I meant face cheeks, but that'll work too~
>Amatsu's a bote
>Botes go in water
>Dolphins are in water
Amatsu, be my dolphin~
>>695178794
I meant what you were implying, but I'm curious about that too!
>>695178818
>Drop a gear and disappear
Too bad my last gear ranges a whole 40 mph gap, so on the freeway I can't really do that... yet.
>>695178983
I'll stay in you instead ;^)
>>695178958
>Saber knows
>>695178983
The helium one~
>>695179042
You want in on the action? <3
>>695179066
Really? I honestly don't know much about it I guess. My memory said it was.
>>695179090
It's obvious though
>>695179258
>Want in on the action?
I don't know do you :^)
>>695179109
Of course I did. Its fucking gold m8.
Lets say that ACT drivers never speed up to merge, hog the right lane at all times (even when the merging is happening from right to left) and basically never indicate.
>>695179206
I havent tested individual gears. But I can go from cruising at 80 kph to 165-170 kph easy. 11k of 13k revs in sixth.
>>695179310
Cheese pizza is illegal. Loli is drawn and has no relation or bearing to persons living or dead, so loli is legal.
>>695179109
That just sounds like a factory, or some place I went where they fucked around with steel. Not too spooky.
>>695179206
Well, I mean, you don't have to post it, I may have already saved it...
>>695179206
Nah I'm good. Stay inside of the boat, load your cargo :^)
>>695179258
A classic choice. Oh look here, there's a tank for both of us~.
>>695179206
What I was implying? I was implying you two should fuck each other to kingdom come.
>Other me does not usually make an appearance
>>695179042
Leeeeeewwwwd senpaaaaaiiiii~
>>695179469
I know cp isn't legal. I thought loli was for some bullshit reason.
>>695179206
I want to be a shark. It just looks cool.
>>695179258
Sure, amatsu a best~
>>695179409
I suppose so.
>>695179667
S-stop...Hanako....
Aren't you shipped already...?
>>695179469
Fucking hell, i thought Sydney drivers were complete armholes.
>of course i did. Its fucking gold m8
Aww thanks!
>>695179545
Do you know no fear?
>so loli is legal
From what i've read, you can be arrested for Loli here because it falls under "emulated Child-porn". i've even heard of someone returning from japan only to be arrested because he bought loli over.
>>695179889
>>695179912
Only thing I fear is myself (insert katana teleport meme here).
>loli
I live in America, you live in Australia. Australia is pretty shitty when it comes to loli from what I've heard.
>>695178255
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
I suggest we start Operation Go Go Heaven.
>>695179469
I've got a good feel for my gears by this point. I know general ranges at the least.
>>695179545
I see, I see.
>>695179658
Hehehe, you cheeki idol.
>>695179667
Don't you mean Kingdom Cum? :^)
>Hmmm, I'll keep that in mind. I still don't entirely get it though.
>>695179750
I'm not entirely sure what kinda sea life I'd want to be.
I forgot how Laurence is so shit.. and I'm on NG+++
>>695180059
Getting a bit lewd up in here.
>>695179889
I'm just calling you lewd, senpai.
>What were YOU thinking?
>>695180049
I can confirm this
>>695180296
Go ask Noire what kind of person I am. You'll understand then
>>695179206
and dolphins are known to rape humans~
>>695179409
Come here :^)
>>695179658
Eheh~
>>695179750
Noire a best <3
Well, my conversations have died out so I'm gonna go get drunk and sleep. Goodnight homos <3
>>695180464
>Hugs
Now I know you're drunk
>>695180555
Goodnight holmes, you seem pretty cool, hope to see ya tomorrow.
>>695180355
Fite me
>>695180434
>hanako plus best Tank
Nice
>>695180049
yeah, it's really shitty out here. i just wanted to point that out.
>>695180555
>checked
'night
>>695180650
No no no, I am fine with this, you may continue.
>uncensored when
Claimed
>>695180434
Hmmmm, perhaps I will. I am rather curious!
>KyoAnisparkle.gif
>>695180464
If you're my dolphin, it wouldn't be rape~
>>695180557
kek
How are you doing? Good, I hope
>>695180296
It's what I do :^)
>>695180464
It was an honor serving with you, Boss.
>>695181104
Yeah and you?
>>695179739
anon where did you find this image
it's semi-important i know
>>695181385
Google tuturu
I didn't go to sleep, I just started drinking instead.
>>695180615
Aww, thanks babe.
>merging waifus
Is that theft?
>>695180049
>
>>695180296
It would be cool anyway.
>>695180434
Uhm...
N-nothing...absolutely nothing...
>>695180464
No, Amatsu a best. <3
>Cutie~
>>695179912
We have a FB page dedicated to shitty drivers.
>>695181632
Hey. I did that too. Six Isles whiskey and coke.
>>695181632
Uh, no, I don't believe so.
>>695181690
Post your best lewd, and maybe I can forgive you! I'm not too sure about Hanako though.
>>695181935
Rum and White Out go well together I found out. No coke in the house because bad at being prepared.
>>695181966
I'll forgive you, then. This time.
die
What's going on?
>>695182204
Pedo
>>695181690
You were thinking about lewd stuff about me, weren't you?
>as expected of lewd senpai
>>695181966
wut?
>>695181935
like, an entire page. just to call out shitty drivers?
>>695182204
u first
>>695182238
shitposting
>>695182335
Togame more like deadgame
>>695182317
I see.
>>695181690
I think I'd probably be something fast...
>Noire, explain pls!
>>695182119
I took some of dads diet caffeine free. But any cola is better than none.
>>695182317
Reporting, pics and everything. Occasional dashcams.
>>695182245
Shh, just go with it.
>>695182500
I didn't like the idea of white out, but I do really like it now that I've tried it.
>>695181966
Oh...I-I think I'll do then..
>
>>695182245
Well, I was~
>Uhuhu~
>>695182437
Penguins are cool.
>W-what..
>>695182500
brutal
>>695182436
hawt
>>695182743
Okay, I forgive you.
>>695182743
Damn it, lewd senpai. Control yourself!
>Makoto's asking you to explain the aspects of my personality
>Namely what percentage of me is normal and what percentage of me is... different
>>695182743
True, they are! But they're cute, so I don't think it'd work for me.
>See >>695182953
Except the controlling yourself part, I'm fine if you ignore that.
claimed
>>695183239
fag
CLAIMED
>>695182238
Thanks doc
>>695182871
Hehe~
I'm glad <3
>>695182953
I can't. Well, I don't want to~
>Awrigh then.
>
>>695183156
Why that? I bet you'd be the cutest~
>Basically, Hanako's mind is 90.1% occupied by lewds, the rest is her self control part
>>695183637
I am also glad.
>
>>695183591
>>695178645
>>695183556
>>695182238
This is an absolute garbage waifu. Melodramatic psychopath bitch whore.
>>695182238
Many things. Including drinkings by me.
>>695183821
Psst, that's an imposter.
>>695183821
shit waifu bait from shit anime
>>695183637
Nuh uh, I'm not cute! So I can't be a cute penguin!
>I see no problems with this. Hell, Mizore is like, 95% lewds!
>Amatsu is either passed out, or too drunk to type
>>695183960
Ah well you see, I tend to be... unpredictable.
>I can be worse than Mizore if I wanted
>Also, the part of me that isn't dominated by sexual deviancy is filled with poor self-control and an exorbitant amount of bad luck
>>695183591
No Problem, can't let you skip your dose anymore.
>>695183556
Any waifu in a weading dress is already your wife. Period.
Akari claimed
Claimed and Goodnight everyone!
>>695184513
Good night traitor~
>>695183926
Well I dont know. Filenames are the same.
>>695183950
Thanks Kurumi. Love you too.
>>695184169
Unpredictability is half the fun!
>I doubt that!
>Sounds like 85% of me.
>>695184513
Night Sanae!
what is the name of this game?!? pls Help D:
http://www.xvideos.com/video9649577/271-28891-2#_tabComments
>>695184597
You guys need name sync or something seeing as ya'll are easily fooled
>>695184595
>traitor
What?!
>Sanae
>>695184707
Advise me on how to obtain on mobile then.
>>695184708
I see yo ass posting in the gay fur thread
I mean hey, everyone gots their own thing they get off to
>>695184648
You'd really be hard-pressed to find someone else who's almost been killed by a toaster.
>>695183737
Heh~
>>695183960
Yep, you are~
Makoto a cute <3
>Glad to know~
>I think he passed out on the keyboard because he isn't answering me on discord but he's still in the voice chat
>>695184771
>Mobile
Lol you're fucked
>>695184774
No no no no no!
I didn't know it was one! How do you know, I accidentally went into one?!
>Sanae
Goodnight.
>have fun with noire lewd bakes fuckers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA-zaE6aevs
>>695185117
>It happens sometimes~
>>695185051
A little birdy told me
>Yuno
I will grant you one wish.
>>695184774
But you can only see it if you're in there.
>>695184842
I think I'd be even more hard pressed finding someone that was almost killed by a Pop Tart.
>>695184959
I am not!
>Get him a bit worked up, post a lewd, he'll be "putty" in your hands.
>That is fucking adorable, in a drunkey kinda way.
All mine
>>695185257
Who?!
It was an accident, I swear.
>Sanae
>>695185398
Some anonymoose
>Yuno
>>695185471
I stated that I didn't know it was one!
I'm not a traitor....
>Sanae
>>695185317
Make /waifu/ great again.
That is my only wish.
Make all these faggots go away.
>>695185368
I broke my jaw on a toilet seat once.
>>695185683
Relax, I'm just messin with you~
>Yuno
>>695185884
Hmm, I can't say I've broken any bones before. But that's because I was always super careful...
>>695185898
Okay. I'll sleep now.
>Sanae
>>695185868
>Make all these faggots go away.
Granted, however only those who are actually homosexual will leave, see you somewhere else, anon!
>>695185368
Well you still are in my eyes~
>H..Hanako?
>Yep, been his drinking buddy...I guess
>>695186030
Sleep well
>>695185617
Almost forgot. Here.
>Sanae
>>695186067
I'm straight though.
Oh well, at least it gets rid of the majority of roleplay faggots.
>>695186094
Why does everyone say this!?
>Inb4 because you are cute
>No, Mizore! Although, now I am curious as to how easy it is to get Hanako riled up as well....
>You have been?
>>695185976
I was once almost abandoned in the woods during a night-time mountain hiking trip when I was camping. I wandered around in the woods, in the dark blind until my group found me on their return trip.
>>695186094
Yeas, what?
>>695186436
What do you mean, "riled up"?
>>695186559
>Hiking in the mountain
>At night
I'm too much of a chicken shit to even think about that!
>>695187044
Ohhhh, noooothin Hanako~
>>695187287
This happened when the group I was camping with was filled with "special" people. Two literal autists thought it was funny to push me off a cliff. I was in the far back, so our guide didn't notice that I was gone until the entire group had turned around to walk back to the camp site and found me on the way.
Also, have I ever told you of the time when I almost castrated myself with a biking accident? Or when I almost blew my face off with a firework?
>And what do you mean nothing?!
>>695187780
>Or when I almost blew my face off with a firework?
Too bad you didn't
You could be similar to your waifu :^)
>>695187963
pedophile
>>695187780
How in the literal fuck, Hanako that is some hella bad luck. Even by my standards!
>Nuffin muffin!
>>695187963
>>695188390
With the firework incident, the same thing happened later, but with a toaster instead.
I've also almost killed myself during go-karting. Another kart bumped into me from behind, and I lost control of my cart. Crashed and flipped.
>I'm still somehow alive
Never seen anyone claim her in these threads
But she'll be mine
>>695188762
Go-Karting?
I used to race them properly.
I also flipped one and almost died as well.
Guy span out in front of me and as I tried to swerve, I hit his front tire. Going probably 60k's, Kart landed on top of me, only got a dislocated shoulder.
What a shitshow.
Staying until the thread dies horribly.
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