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Hi guys I've got a week off work, the kids are at school
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Hi guys

I've got a week off work, the kids are at school and the wife is at work all week herself

Dubs suggests what i do in my free 6 hours

Trips means I have to do it
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somon Satan in a sacrificial circle when your family gets home and use one of your children as the host for him
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>>695177248
The younger one already embodies satan when he has a meltdown. Exorcists have been known to run from the house screaming
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Dress up in your wifessluttiest clothes including her panties and bra. Fuck yourself in your ass with whatever object you find until you cum.
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Spend your week off with your family
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>>695176968
leave a cumstain in on of your kids underwear!

Haha if this however happend to be a tripple you should just take a 6 hour walk.
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>>695177377
Nice suggestion, but I already did that
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>>695177347
gg
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Jerk off to furry gore/ scat porn
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#cutforbeiber
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Take care of yourself. Go to barber, get massage, go get a blowjob, do whatever you like to do and was impossible for you because of your hoe and saplings.

Also send me a lifetime supply of russian sex slaves if trips.
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>>695176968
What's the point of this thread?
Whatever, in 6 our try to do something you never done before, like go out and enter the first place you can visit and you've never been in...
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>>695176968
Go to a rub n tug. Treat yo self. Make sure they provide table showers.
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Download and play Pokemon GO
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murder your family
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It is identical to my cousin ..
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wasted dubs. If trips fuck and cum on your wifes pillow
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>>695176968
jerk off onto your children's clothes
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>>695181584
roll
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>>695181500
SPEAKING OF WASTED DUBS

INJECT SEMEN INTO A BANANA AND FEED IT TO YOUR KIDS
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>>695181584
rollin
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>>695177533
this one
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>>695176968
Find the dirty washing some clothes
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>>695176968
pokemon go
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>>695181584
do this OP
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>>695176968
day 1.
make cookies.
make each one in the shape of a penis but different sizes and curves.
feed them to your family.
deny they are penis's.

day 2.
Masturbate all day but don't cum.
Edge until your dick hurts or your family gets home.
Seduce and hammer fuck your wife that night and hold vack as long as you can.
Man through the pain cunt!

day 3.
rest. last 3 digits on my post:
singles: vidya
dubs: small hike
trips: you can only wear active wear all day but you cannot exercise.

day 4.
Rick and Morty marathon
or Fritz the cat followed by bad boy bubba

day 5.
Eat healthy and go for a 10km walk.
gym at lunch time. Full circuit, 3 sets of 16 reps per set with decent weight/resistance.
hot shower
be a good family man for today.
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cum in their shoes
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>>695181995
roll
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>>695181995
yea, do this
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re-roll
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wipe your ass with a box of crackers
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shit in the middle of the living room
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>>695181975
>trying this hard
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Watch a movie OP
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do a backflip
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>>695177533
>dubs
>leave a cumstain in on of your kids underwear!
We have a winrar.

Pic with timestamp, OP. >>695176968
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cut all your hair with a pair of scissors
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Cum on the floor of your kids' room.
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>>695181584
roll this and don't wash them just fold them back up
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>>695176968
Shitpost. Nothing but shitpost.
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>>695176968
offer to drive the kids to school, instead circle the block until wife goes to work then return home and rape kids for 6hours
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have sex with a trap
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Take a nap
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>>695176968
go on 4chins and roll trips
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Clean the house and surprise your wife!
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drink until you pass out
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Give yourself a tattoo
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>>695182664
fuck
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Be waiting in bed naked and hard as a rock when your wife gets home and kids are in bed.
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Headbutt a hole in the wall
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Suck your own cock an balls
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>>695176968
hang yourself in the entry hall so your family walks in and sees your bugeyed purple face and slips in the puddle of piss and shit under your dangling feet
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Confess to your wife that your getting your cock sucked by a guy!
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throw trash everywhere in your house
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break all your dishes
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Go to a strip club and offer to pay for sex
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invite hobos and do a party
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>>695182664
trying again
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Cut up your wife's underwear
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get hiv
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Jerk off on your wife's pillow
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do everything on the page
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>>695182994
this
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BRING HARAMBE BACK
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>>695176968
take a photo your wife underwear
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Print this picture, jerk off, cum all over it

Then post proof with timestamp.
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Bake a pie and then fuck it
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Play job stop pokemon go.

Take pics/ timestamp.

Comon OP!
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call your congressman and tell him to go fuck himself
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>>695183061
Reroll
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>>695183040
ROLL
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Go buy donated breast milk and add it in to your milk in the fridge
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>>695183061
Roll
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>>695183048
ROLL
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kill a nigro
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break your phone with a hammer
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Go get a wax job and remove all your pubes
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Pee with the door open
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fist your asshole
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>>695181584
>>695181500
roll these
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>>695183287
rollerino
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Cut yourself and rub the blood all over your wife's side of the bed
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hit a street sign with your dick
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>>695183332
so fucking close
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piss on your carpet and leave it there
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>>695183360
Rollin
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suck off a hobo
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fam
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take a shit on your kids room
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smash your windshield with a brick
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>>695183514
this
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>>695183514
rolling
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Hang yourself in your kid's room.
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Take a shit in the yard and do the scoot out front
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>>695183605
this
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>>695183557
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>>695183605
Lmao!!!
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go around to your neighbors and tell them you're a pedophile
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fap tp pictures of your kids
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suck off a hobo 1
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>>695183605
thisss
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>>695183666
WINRAR
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>>695183666
We have a winner!
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>>695183666
WINRAR SATAN
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>>695183666
oh FUCK
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Make some lemonade and pee in it
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hang yourself in your kids room and stream it
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piss in your kids shoes and post proof
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>>695183666
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>>695183666
RARNIW
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>>695183811
keked
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>>695183666
WINNER WINNER OP MUST DELIVER
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>>695183666
Nice job satan>>695183667
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>>695183666
The Devils Trips.. You Know What Must Be Done!
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>>695183666
>>695183666
>>695183666
>>695183666
>>695183666
>>695183666
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where are you OP
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