I killed my family cuz allah told me 2

my family gathered on saturday, and i cooked ingredients with mom and we made a taco bar, and drank lots of beer. Was a really good time.

>>695172544
My little brother called me an ass so I threw him down and stomped on his balls

>>695172651
Did you fuck her?

Not green text cuz mobile fag. One time my mom was out of the house and my big sister was in Ohio visiting a friend or something. So I was alone with my little sis. All night. Continue?

>>695172781
No, I can already tell this story is gonna suck. Even if you end up fucking it's gonna be boring and not interesting because you're a lazy fuck

>>695172992
Nah man. It was a fun night. We stayed up all night. It works wonders you know.

Britfag, 23 here. Okay so it was around 5-6 weeks ago, Sunday, and I'm round visiting my parents. My mum's cousin (I still don't know what that is to me btw, like, 1st cousin once removed or some shit??) and her daughter Emma are round to visit. Emma is 14, and actually looks a fair bit older. Could maybe pass for 17, but pretty tiny.

So anyway, there's a couple of phonecalls and it turns out my great grandmother has taken ill (she actually died last week). My mum and her cousin are in a frenzy to get there, my dad is out, so it falls to me to stay in with Emma.

We've never really had any real "conversations", like mostly "hi/ bye/ happy birthday" that kind of shit. I have to be honest though and always thought she was super cute.

So we sit and watch Still Game on TV (Scottish comedy, unsure why I'm specifying). She's sitting kind of off to my 11 o'clock in the armchair. She's wearing a blue cap sleeve top, and a white skirt. Her legs are kind of on the chair but hanging slightly off. Like she's kind of half sitting on her side, to the point where if the sofa I was on was longer and I moved a little to the right, I could have definitely seen her ass up her skirt.

Silence. Like deathly, fucking silence. She gets up to go pee. Thank fuck for that.

On her way back down the stairs I hear a bit of a clattering. Right at the top of my parent's stairs there is a fairly sharp bend, meaning that at the far edge of some steps, there is barely any step - so she has taken a tumble. Running out, I get there, half way up the stairs, and BOOM - my eyes latch on. shes spread eagled a couple of steps down from the start of the bend, wearing adorable little blue panties I just can't take my fucking eyes off, even as I ask what happened. She says she's fine, but just shaken. I take her up to my old room, kind of leading by the hand so I can get her some water from the bathroom - wasn't sure at this point if she had hit her head.

tbc next post

>>695174608
Go on

>>695174608
Continue nigger

>>695174608
So we get into the room and she really is pretty shaken up, to the point where she hasn't even pulled her skirt down. It's still totally up on one side, showing her ass. She sits on the bed and must see my eyes still locked between her legs. I give myself a shake and say something like "Wait, stand up" with a giggle, and pull her skirt down. No idea how I found the balls to do that, but I took far longer over it than I should have! The way she had stood up, the left side of the skirt was up and I was stood on her right, so had to reach around. By this point I was getting seriously hard, I'm convinced she could feel it at that point.

Emma - "oh sorry!"
Anon - *half giggling* "It's fine! are you okay? I'm gonna get you some water, hang on"
E - "no it's fine I'm okay, just needed to get my breath a bit"
Anon - "okay well you're shaking, we'll attempt the stairs in a little bit! I can put Netflix on here and still watch it?"
E - "yeah cool. Thanks!"

so we both sit back up against the headboard of the bed. Must have been there for a couple of episodes, so like 40 mins. I feel as if she is maybe slowly getting a little closer to me? Her hand is to mine anyway, both of which are at our sides between us. She moves forward to fix her sock, and moves back literally right next to me, cross-legged so that her knee juts out over my straight leg. It means my hand is now under her upper thigh, skin on skin, so obviously my dick pops up again. I pull my hand away, try to readjust without her noticing, and think "fuck it" - my hand then goes on her knee.

A few minutes pass, her right hand goes on my left (the knee hand), her head on my shoulder. I turn my head to face her, pretty much looking at the top of her head.

A - "Are you okay?"
E - *looking up, nose pretty much touching mine* "yeah, you?"
A - "Yeah"

Yeah and that's when we kissed and I just about blew off in my boxers

tbc

>>695176558
One update every 20 minutes is way too fucking slow

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>>695172544
>be 22
>at a family party
>talk to aunt of same age as me
>have not seen aunt in ages
>got drunk
>start developing a crush on my aunt
>starts to flirt with her
>family gets worry about my conversation
>awkward moment when everyone is staring at me
>they politely ask me to leave
>that side of the family don't talk to me ever since
>not even on Facebook
>now I'm that wierdo that hit on his aunt and

>>695172734
Sort of. She was drunk and we made out a bit but didn't go pass that.

>>695176903
go on

>>695176903
What did you say to get kicked out?

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>>695177236
Something among the lines that IF I wore a condom will not be technically incest... I was drunk just puking the words out of my mind...

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I've fingered my daughter a couple of times whilst she's been asleep

>>695177508
HAHAHAHAHA

>>695176558
>male
>all this giggling

Nigga do you even gender role?

Also, next time just write the whole story before you post. Incest threads are a dime a dozen, there will be more opportunities to help anon fap. Plus that way you can greentext. The history department prefers Chicago Manual format, the English department likes MLA, here we use greentext.

I'm not saying stop this time tho.

bumpo

>>695176558
bump for this

>>695181048
It's been nearly an hour since last update. Thread's dead anon.

Anon here to save the thread. Will be posting greentext in a bit.

I'm a tablet fag so please be patient with me for it will take me a while to type these out.
>Much much much time ago when I was a wee chap, I used to live in a small city.
>Was antisocial fag so only had 1 friend, was my best friend and was the only friend I really needed.
>Let's call him Leo.
>I wasn't cool or rich like all the other kids, which had GameCubes and other consoles.
>We got along really well and I mostly spent my time over at his house a lot, practically everyday.
>Playing vidya and eating snacks.
>Leo has cousin that lives close. (About a minute by car and about 5 - 10 mins walking.
>Let's call her tera.
>Tera was 7/10, would kinda bang but didn't know about sexual feeling/intensions at the time.
>Just saw Tera as a friend. (Guess I didn't only have one friend, well shit)
>Reason I brought up Tera is because whenever I couldn't hang out at Leo's (Usually because he was at soccer practice or my parents weren't home to take care of me) I would go to Tera's house so that her aunt could take care of us for a while.
>The aunt is basically babysitting us while parents are working, no one to take care of us, etc.
>Cont?

>>695182750
>>695183973
Forgot to tag. FUCK

>>695176558
i was trying to avoid 4chan
but im staying for this,
make it worth it

>>695183973
gogo

Bump for more shitty incest stories.

>>695183973
>So one day me and Tera over here her aunt talking about how her husband is always doing hard work in the yard by tending the grass, pulling weeds, etc.
>Tera and I take the opportunity to ask if we could help with the yard work.
>Here aunt says something about being a job for adults.
>The fuck. Since when is yard work considered adult work. I can pull plants out of the ground no problem.
>Whatever, Tera and me sigh and feel helpless cause young and follow adults orders. Yes commander.
>We head to her room to where we go to watch toons on TV.
>She lowers the volume on TV to discuss something.
>Bitch turn up TV, I can't hear toons.
>Blocks my sight so I give her guaranteed attention.
>"What"
>Tera- "I have an idea so that way the grown ups will let us help"
>O shit really? "what is it"
>Tera- "Okay since we can't be adults, why don't we prove that we can act like adults"
>Goddamn shes a smart cookie "But wait, how do we do that"
>She just shakes her head and says that she doesn't know.
>Okay okay okay. I have a plan.
>"Let's try to learn from friends, sources, asking questions, etc."
>Tera- (Probably thinking "o shit two smart ass cookies") "Great idea. Let's both try to get info."
>We both agreed on finding out as much as we could to be more like adults so that way the next time we were to be together and taken care of, we would have a plan.
>cont?

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>>695176558
bump for this

>>695185779
I'm losing my chub here man, hurry it up.

>>695185779
whats ur ages even?

>>695185984
To bad it's been almost two hours

>>695186145
cri

>>695185779
>Days go by on gathering info.
>Asking mostly chill family members. Cause op got no more than two friends fml
>Wished to have more friends to suck to info outta them.
>.Over the days of trying to get info I kept thinking of why we were doing this in the first place.
>Maybe because of being told indirectly that we couldn't help or not have the ability to help.
>Really bugged my skin but if the plan worked and we worked then that would mean me having to be in the middle of the blazing sun, during summer heat, doing yard work.
>They have a big front yard and a big back yard with a bunch of trees and bushes all around, especially weeds. The fuckers were everywhere.
>Fuck didn't think it through.
>Having second thoughts on the adult stuff.
>So stopped collecting info and just waited until the day I'd go over again to tell Tera that maybe we'd be better off just watching toons, relaxing.
>Agreed with myself.
>About three days later when Leo was at soccer and parents were at work I went over to Tera's.
>"Hey Tera"
>Tera- "Hey anon

You guys got any snacks?

>>695186806
I got some oatmeal cookies, want some?

>>695186899
Nice one fag

>>695187100
Thank

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>>695186569
Bump

This is taking ages, too much explanations about nothing.
If I had a life I would have left a while ago.

>>695186569
Go

Fought my older sister

It was a planned event and half of my family was there

>Older sister tortured me through my entire childhood
>Turn 17 and she's 22
>She's at our house visiting with her 4 or 5 year old
>She tries to talk to me knowing i don't even want to look at her
>Starts being snarky and shit
>I caller her a bitch and all the likes
>She starts bringing up shit from when she used to mess with me
>I punch her one square in the forehead
>She starts go full monkey and screams and throws punches
>Mom and dad stop fight
>Tell her "Anytime anywhere" like a fucking edgelord
Think back now it still makes me cringe
>Mfw she takes this seriously
>Three fucking days later she shows back up and says she wants to have another round
>Her and her friends drive me to a baseball field we live close to
Even now i wonder why
A baseball field.
Fucking really?
>We get out and she puts gloves on like she's fucking pro
>Whatever
>Fight starts and i don't know what to expect
>Every time i get close she backs off and just jumps the fuck around
>Honestly getting really pissed that she thinks this is funny
>Rush and punch her push her over and basically beat the hell out of her
>After i'm done i just kept yelling shit like "easy bitch" or "get fucked, you nep"
>Went home afterwards and slept

>>695186569
>We quickly go into her room as soon as I get there to talk about the upcoming battle plans.
>Aunt is knitting in living room cause she sells knitted things.
>Make sure door is closed so she can't hear us.
>Tera has a dog. Chihuahua in fact.
>Little shit is about the size of two stacked bananas.
>Always looks likes it's scared shitless. Always shivering vigorously. Looks like a naked man in the Antarctic shaking his ass off.
>Put him in the bathroom that she has in her room so that way it doesn't disturb us while we speak of important matters.
>Tera asks if I've gotten any valuable Intel on what adults do or act about in other to be "adults".
>Tell her all the shit that my family have told me.
>"Responsibility, loyalty, leadership" All that crap that adults say that make a team leader or some shit.
>I ask her about what she has learned.
>Long and behold since she has about ten to possibly twenty times as more friends than me, maybe more, she has all this info.
>Most of it contradicts other friends info so it's just a big cluster fuck of taking chances on who's to trust on information.
>Most of it was pretty normal and some of it was just plain ridiculous.
>She also mentions something that only one friend has told her.
>Tera- "Well there was one of my friends that told me about how only adults are allowed to do certain stuff, and it's only for adults"
>O shit. Give me the formiolli. Little did I realize that her friend got "the talk" early from her parents.
>Tera just says something about sex and we just stared at each other in confusion. Well fuck we didn't know what the word sex means.
>So in the time and age of the hardly known internet porn. (It wasn't popular but it was there)
>As the fucking saying goes that curiosity killed the cat, this cat was so curious that it got went on the internet and searched up "sex
>>695186053
Going as fast as humanely capable
>>695186078
I was 8. Leo was 7. Tera was 9

Bump niggles

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>>695188184
>Being curious fags that didn't know what we were getting ourselves into, we decide that since we can't just make a definition of a three letter word and be sure that it's accurate.
>We decide to search it up on the interwebs.
>I've heard just basic stuff on computers but I've never actually seen one so when I saw her pushing buttons and hearing fans, I started thinking that I was about to learn computer language.
>Was interested more from that point on about technology.
>Videos in that time were god like but now they would be seen as just ugh.
>Feeling like watching something running off a potato's screen.
>The certain actions reminds Tera of a part of a movie in which the actors were doing a similar thing.
>Her parents didn't know that a part like that wasn't coming up in the movie so it was too late from them to stop her from seeing it.
>Tera starts explaining that she saw it on a movie and that it looks really easy.
>(So adults act mature in movies too huh? Makes me want to be a adult fucking pronto)
>Still, me and her being dim witted brats and totally confused on why adults do that to begin with, we don't understand.
>We just keep asking one another why adults do it and how it could be so adult like and yada yada yada.
>Welp Tera gets the bright idea that since we don't really know why they do it, we can try it and find out for ourselves.
>Maybe after that we can get a clearer picture of acting like adults or being acting like adults if we try it.

>>695189752
Continue anon this is good

>>695189752
Morr

>>695172781
Cont

>>695177508

WHAAHAHAHAAAAAAA

FUCKING GOLD BRO

GOOOOLDDDDD

>>695188102

caps lol wtf, weird shit

>>695189752
>Me still being unsure about doing it because 1. I didn't want to do yard work and 2. Cause toons
>I wanted to speak up to Tera and tell her about not acting like adults so that way we can instead watch toons.
>But in that fucking moment when I saw a couple making out and getting really close.
>Diamonds
>I think that was the first time crafting diamonds from something like that.
>So I decided not to tell her and see where this would take us cause curious George wanted to explore adult actions.
>Tera gets the computer all shut down and meanwhile I'm just on the edge of her bed just brainstorming to myself.
>Why do they do that? What can possibly be better than toons? Will I die of a heatstroke in 100 degree weather?
>°F not °C
>Would be no fucking life in that city if it was °C
>I hear Tera saying that the computer is off and that we can start whenever.
>O shit. I don't even know what do or where to start. Help me Tera I'm virgin and clean.
>Tera to the rescue.
>Tera- "Don't worry, I think I got it down so you can just let me too you what to do"
>Shit, never thought I'd be taking orders from a girl in bed. Especially when she knows more about it than me.
>Ashamed but not destroyed.

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>>695176558
Not knowing how to green text (Use >)
>noobfag.

>>695175853
there are no britbong nigger

>>695176903
MAOR!!!

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>>695191584
>The quickest girl to respond and give orders is the first thing I can say about Tera holy shit.
>I ask Tera while on the corner of the bed. "W-well how does this sex start?"
>Fucking Virginfag is all I tell myself when I look back to that memory.
>Tera- "Well I remember it starting when the guy held the girl gently by the neck like this"
>She then proceeds to grab my hand and put it on her neck and just the gaze she gave me as she did it just made something harder than diamonds.
>My heart's pounding. I've never had this feeling before.
>I ask "Then what"
>Tera- "I've seen the girl do something like this next"
>"Something like wha- "
>She then rubs her nose from my bottom lip to next to my ear then gently nibbles on it.
>Almost like teasing, or maybe exactly like teasing.
>Whatsthisfeeling.exe
>I've never been touched anywhere near my ears before, let alone bitten.
>This feeling interesting please proceed.
>"I think I know why adults do this"
>Tera- "Oh yeah? Why?"
>"Look just feel it for yourself">
>I stop her then immediately do the same thing that she did to me
>Her first reaction was to jump up and moan, though it wasn't a moan but a very surprised gasp/moan.

>>695193343
gooood sheeeeit

>>695193343
continue pls

Moar yo

>>695193343
>Thatwasloud.exe
>We immediately hear footsteps coming towards the door from downstairs.
>Tera- "Hurry we can't let my aunt know that we're trying to learn how to be adults"
>"Huh? What? Why not?"
>Tera- "Because we're trying to do it in secret until we can surprise them that we've grown to act like adults"
>When I look back at what she said, it was the lamest excuse I've ever heard but it was even more lame that I went along with it.
>Tera, the fucking ninja of reaction times, quickly opens the door to the bathroom and let's the Chihuahua out while spilling it's food around the floor.
>Her aunt comes in a asks about the noise she just heard.
>Tera, quick to respond, tells her aunt that the dog just got really excited and spilled over the food, so it startled her causing her to "scream"
>Her aunt fucking takes the bait and ends up takes the dog outside because of it.
>Poor bastard, I mean he probably would've enjoyed it better outside than with having to listen to us.
>That whole situation was thought and put into action on the spot.
>I felt as if she was prepared for a possible situation like that, clever girl.
>Aunt is clear of the premises and mission become an adult is back underway.

>>695195108
mooaaar

>>695195108
Please moar

>>695195108
If this story ends with some stupid song lyric I'm gonna shit a brick man

holy shit anon i'm waiting for moaaar

>>695172544
Went to Magic Mountain once.

Was pretty rad.

>>695195108
>As soon as Tera realizes that her aunt has left she gives me the most excited look.
>It's mixed with excitement and just eagerness and just a sex induced look.
>Almost as a pedo hitting the jackpot by finding a pack with no parents or form of security cameras around.
>A face of rape in a way, but it wasn't all that hideous.
>Almost as if her face was lit like a Christmas tree, except this Christmas tree wanted to keep experimenting on children.
>She sits me back down in the of the bed and asks me if I could keep doing what I did before her aunt showed.
>This time she said that she would remain as quiet as possible.
>I agreed and continued nibbling her ear.
>From underneath her pants I hear her say "Try using your tongue"
>She seems to know what she's doing so I guess I'll just follow what she says form here on out.
>Submissive much?
>I lick her ear lobe slowly.
>I kinda get the hang of it and start moving my way up and around her ear.
>As I'm licking her ear I can just hear the heavy breaths that she's taking.
>I didn't know that just from licking her ear, that she would be that worked up already.
>I get the idea of licking the inside of her ear.
>I see the opening and go for it.
>As soon as I go in I can just feel her left hand just grip my right shoulder. Such strength
>Who knew that she would be that sensitive there.
>And thank God for clean ears.

>>695197078
As soon as you started you signed up to a service agreement.

FINISH THE STORY.

>>695197744

i aint reading his shit but lol at whoever waiting for this cuck to finish his 30 chapter greentext hahahas

inb4 404

youniggas better bump if you want his shit

bump a rump

>>695197861
I'm ready for a bumpy ride

>>695197078
>Already being a good while with ear work and hot air being tossed over my shoulder she starts to tell me that we should change what to do.
>"Don't look at me, you're the one who know more here"
>Tera- "Do I really have to come up with everything?"
>"Well I mean... I don't know anything more than you.." As I was looking down
>Tera- "Im kidding, just listen to what I say"
>I nod in agreement
>Tera- "Good boy, now do the same thing with my ear but this time with my neck"
>Good bo-? This girl.... Whatever....
>I then go for the neck
>Her neck at that age felt like the softest part of skin I've ever felt.
>I start licking, kissing and bitting her neck.
>I could just feel her heart pounding through my nose that was constantly hugging her neck.
>At this point, she was basically sitting on my lap.
>I was sitting down at the edge of the bed while she was facing towards my left and her left thigh was on my lap.
>Tera's right leg was hanging off of my lap.
>While her lower body was facing my left, her upper body was rotated towards me
>Her left arm was going under my right arm and holding my back and her right hand was softly rest on my left shoulder, with some jolts of squeezing here and there.
>Tera's head was facing upwards, giving me maximum amount of her neck to be exposed

>>695197744
Anon if I rush it now then it'll be a unworthy story. You need the full on experience. Besides I can finish this in another thread if I really need to. Saved all the previous greentexts

>>695198495
Make a new thread and continue

>>695198495
Okay, okay

>>695198872
Want me to add with all previous greentexts as well anon?

>>695198935
Seems like a waste of time just screenshot them

We need a name for this greentext. Any suggestions?

>>695199233
the shittiest unfinished greentext ever

>>695199233
Not even sure myself. Whatever you anons think suits it best.

>>695199390

formiolli

>>695199390
Tickling Tera

been at work, shouldn't have started and not finished - my bad! I'm starting this shit again, greentext and all (unless I've fucked it)

>Britfag, 23 here.
>Okay so it was around 5-6 weeks ago, Sunday, and I'm round visiting my parents.
>My mum's cousin (I still don't know what that is to me btw, like, 1st cousin once removed or some shit??) and her daughter Emma are round to visit.
>Emma is 14, and actually looks a fair bit older. Could maybe pass for 17, but pretty tiny.
>So anyway, there's a couple of phonecalls and it turns out my great grandmother has taken ill (she actually died last week).
>My mum and her cousin are in a frenzy to get there, my dad is out, so it falls to me to stay in with Emma.
>We've never really had any real "conversations"
>like mostly "hi/ bye/ happy birthday" that kind of shit. I have to be honest though and always thought she was super cute.
>So we sit and watch Still Game on TV (Scottish comedy, unsure why I'm specifying).
>She's wearing a blue cap sleeve top, and a white skirt.
>Her legs are kind of on the chair but hanging slightly off.
>Like she's kind of half sitting on her side, to the point where if the sofa I was on was longer and I moved a little to the right, I could have definitely seen her ass up her skirt.
>Silence. Like deathly, fucking silence. She gets up to go pee. Thank fuck for that.
>On her way back down the stairs I hear a bit of a clattering.
>Right at the top of my parent's stairs there is a fairly sharp bend, meaning that at the far edge of some steps, there is barely any step
> so she has taken a tumble. Running out, I get there, half way up the stairs, and BOOM
> my eyes latch on.
> shes spread eagled a couple of steps down from the start of the bend, wearing adorable little blue panties
>I just can't take my fucking eyes off, even as I ask what happened.
>She says she's fine, but just shaken.

>>695199707
>So we get into the room and she really is pretty shaken up
>to the point where she hasn't even pulled her skirt down.
>It's still totally up on one side, showing her ass. She sits on the bed and must see my eyes still locked between her legs.
>I give myself a shake and say something like "Wait, stand up" with a giggle, and pull her skirt down.
>No idea how I found the balls to do that, but I took far longer over it than I should have! The way she had stood up, the left side of the skirt was up and I was stood on her right, so had to reach around.
> By this point I was getting seriously hard, I'm convinced she could feel it at that point.

>Emma - "oh sorry!"
>Anon - *half giggling* "It's fine! are you okay? I'm gonna get you some water, hang on"
>E - "no it's fine I'm okay, just needed to get my breath a bit"
>Anon - "okay well you're shaking, we'll attempt the stairs in a little bit! I can put Netflix on here and still watch it?"
>E - "yeah cool. Thanks!"

>so we both sit back up against the headboard of the bed.
>Must have been there for a couple of episodes, so like 40 mins.
>I feel as if she is maybe slowly getting a little closer to me?
>Her hand is to mine anyway, both of which are at our sides between us.
>She moves forward to fix her sock, and moves back literally right next to me
>cross-legged so that her knee juts out over my straight leg.
>It means my hand is now under her upper thigh, skin on skin, so obviously my dick pops up again.
>I pull my hand away, try to readjust without her noticing, and think "fuck it" - my hand then goes on her knee.

>A few minutes pass, her right hand goes on my left (the knee hand), her head on my shoulder.
>I turn my head to face her, pretty much looking at the top of her head.

>A - "Are you okay?"
>E - *looking up, nose pretty much touching mine* "yeah, you?"
>A - "Yeah"

>Yeah and that's when we kissed and I just about blew off in my boxers.