Ant

>>695171967
snake

Dolphins.

Bee
It's hip to fuck bees

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>>695171967
A Female Muslim.

>>695172285
Dolphins are mammals.

>>695172407
she'll taqqiya deep

An Alligator.

a sexy alien

>>695172474
He wasn't going hard-mode, silly anon

I'm pretty sure I would just jerk off
but, let's say Tortoises.

Horses.

The water bear

Multiple bunnies go through five a week

niggress

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Ostrich

a shark. I mean if it would let me then it would be bad ass to be the only person fucking great whites on the regular

>>695172626
Oh, I don't have to play hard mode?
I'd still probably just jerk off but let's say panda bears.

>>695172500
I heard dat pussy is da bomb

>>695171967
snake or fish

none hard mode Id go with koalas

>>695172474
I'm not going hard mode. I just want to fuck a dolphin.

>>695171967
Dog, hardmode would be some kinda large fish unless i can be sure the animal wont attack me then i would choose a alligator cus why not.

>>695171967

A Cassowary.

>>695173337
>>695173386
>>695172647
>mammals

>>695173491
nigger not all of us are playing hardmode

Big Mouth Bass

>>695173491
jesus you fucking retard! two of us said NOT HARD MODE

i would pick a nice chimp with good personality hopefully she beheaves i would like to get her young to make her my way, also she has to shave ona regular basis or at least a chimp with soft hair, well groomed and stuff. but yeah a chimp would be nice to make love to, hopefully petite and light skinned

normal mode
wolverines
that'd be so damn badass to be known as the wolverine fucker

hard mode
an octopus. It'd become a fleshligh type I want any time

jellyfish

>>695171967
>>695171967
Black girl

>>695171967
Dolphin

>>695173950
Kek

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Dolphin pussy would feel so good

I guess i'd fuck a Mare

>>695172898
Rolling.

>>695174194
>>695174318
>>695174426
>>695174465
Fuck yes. I heard they have incredible control so they're tight as fuck. They're also a very sexual species so they'd probably like it too.

>>695171967
That's a tough choice, I really like fucking both dogs and mares.
I would probably choose dog though because it's easier to have them with you all the time.

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Wolves

>>695175465
Or in the one specific animal, I'd choose a she Wolf. Hypothetically speaking

Fuck hard mode

I pick mare

Easily

Alligator

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>>695176202

Thread needs more mare

But, how can we penetrate most things?
Can I get a plus sized snake please?

Danny D aka Matt Hughes

because that man is an ANIMAL amirite?

Would it be weird to say Bonobo?

Hard mode: Sponge.

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>>695171967
Speaking from personal experience I would pick a dog, they have amazing pussies and are great companions and protectors whenever you're not fucking them.

If I was guaranteed full control of the animal and my own safety I would perhaps pick a tigress though, because tigers are fucking sexy.

>>695173800
How is this the post that makes me the most uncomfortable?

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>>695178095
God dammit that's a brilliant answer

Sasquatch
Hard Mode: Dragon

>>695178210
I've been thinking of fucking my female dog for awhile, but I'm always having family over and I'm not sure how she would react. So anon do they act different after you start fucking them, or do they just act the same?

>>695174194
>>695174318
>>695174426
>>695174465
ANSWER CONFIRMED, FUCK HARD MODE.

>>695179390
They act the same. Unless you hurt them, then they will act like you hurt them.
Not all like sex, not all are big enough for sex.
If she's fixed dont even try.

>>695179390
ill advised if she isn't in heat

Do people actually fuck dolphins? Their vaginas looks super human like.

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>>695171967
waifu

>>695179995
Check back in a few months and the answer will be "yes".

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>>695180129

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>>695178956
Good taste

>>695179995
Yeah, some dolphin trainers fuck them but of course you have to keep it a secret. If you get outed as a dolphinfucker you are pretty much banned from working with them for life. And there's hardly anywhere you'd be able to fuck a wild dolphin without being discovered. Unfortunately. It isn't easy loving an aquatic animal!

>>695180674
That would suck for someone who has it as a fetish.

>>695180542
is there more of this
post it
post more of it.

>>695179995
This dude claims to have done it http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/fling-dolly-dolphin-writer-says-3671408

Any actual videos of dolphin fucking? Probably not

>>695179640
>>695179656
She's not fixed and she goes into heat almost every two weeks. She's a retired breeder and she was breed every time she went into heat for five years before I got her, so the vet said it was normal. I've wanted to fuck her for a very long time now but the only person I've really talked to about it said every time his girl went into heat she was all over him. And that she couldn't be let out when there where guests without there being a very noticeable change in her behavior. With how conservative my family is, her even hinting at that sort of behavior would be very bad.

>>695180931
I highly doubt she is in heat every 2 weeks.
Dogs dont work that way.

>>695171967
The flashlight of mother nature so i pick a Sea cucumber

>>695180844
That's the only page. Maybe the last.
The artist is infamous for his lack of diligence.

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>>695180129
Same

>>695172285
Dolphins are freaks fr

>>695181441
Why I find this attractive, fucking ponies.

Ur mum

Dog.

Gimmie dat hard doggie knot <3

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>>695181664
Just give into her cuteness anon. Nobody will know you fapped to Rainbow Dash tonight.

>>695181075
She retired from breeding when she got ovarian cancer, but it never progressed. She can't get pregnant ever again and it's at a point where removing the ovaries would do more damage than leaving them in. The vet said always being in heat was a side effect of the cancer, she's old so even if it did advance the operation would probable be the end for her.

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>>695181075
yeah, the regular cycle is about twice per year, the most i've ever heard about is 3-4 times per year. If she bleeds more often than that I would worry about serious medical issues like cancer :(

Fortunately, once you start having regular sex with your dog and use lots of lube she will usually enjoy it and allow you to do her even when she's not in heat.

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Muffin is superior.

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how comes dolphin pussy looks better than most human pussy

>>695181958
That still doesn't sound right...
I dont see having cancer as causing a heat cycle...
especially every 2 weeks, when the cycle itself lasts 3 weeks.

>>695182020
yes, I know all about sex with dogs.
I've been doing it for 27 years.

>>695181913
I...I don't want to fap to ponies...but she is fucking cute and hot, ffs anon why are you trying to make me a ponyfucker.
Post nude ponies.

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>>695181958
ugh, sounds like you should leave your dog alone then and just enjoy whatever time you have left with her :(

You can always get your own big dog later in life!

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>>695171967
Worm

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>>695182334

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Should I rape the kitty?

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>>695182048
yeah, 10/10 would also fuck Derpy.

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anyone for a cup of coffee?

>>695182523
yes post vids

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watermelon

Dolphin or dog or mare.

Hard mode: turtle

>>695182557
yes

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>>695182334
On it.

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>>695182258
Cool! ever had any trouble with pyometra in those years? I had to spay my current dog at the age of 6 after she got it twice in a row (treated it with antibiotics the first time) .. I always tried to be mindful of hygiene so maybe I was just really unlucky :(
At least I can look back fondly on the memories, and she still really loves being fingered even though she can't take a penis anymore. We must have done it close to a hundred times in the years prior.

>>695182193
I'll bring this up on her next checkup, she is old so I might just back off and let her have her retirement. Like i said, it feels like every two weeks so it may just be once a month considering my last dog only went in heat once a year. My days have also been running together lately.

>>695174926
Dolphins have prehensile vaginas. As in, they can suck objects into them and manipulate them in there. Manipulations like turning a side of Rubik's Cube or sorting three objects from largest to smallest.

>>695182754
No, I havent.
We've probably talked before.
I remember an anon talking about this before.

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>>695171967

>>695182801
HOLY SHIT I NEED TO GET IN THERE

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xenomorph

Female dolphin.
Hardmode: Snake, I guess...
Impossible mode: My werewolf fleshlight

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>>695182582
But she is sleeping :c

yea shes sleeping for now kappa

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>>695183033
Derpy Cosplay for you

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>>695182890
oh yeah, that could be! Nice to know the same anons stick around :)

My dog gets sick from every little thing and has various allergies too so she was probably at high risk all along, anti-zoo activists try to make it sound like it's inevitable but i highly doubt that.

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>>695183236

>>695171967
Dragon

>You didn't say it had to be a REAL animal
>dragons can shape-shift
>fuck all the everything's, as well as human, because still technically a dragon

>>695183044
wake her up with pain

>>695183236
cute / 10 would yiff

Tiger.

>>695183044
You don't understand how rape works, do you?

>>695183298
That's dumb, you're dumb, go kill yourself.

>>695183250
I've been here for a very long time and probably will continue to be here.
My name is Gerald, if I've ever mentioned it before.

>>695183298
> You didn't say it had to be a real animal.
Well okay, but I also didn't say one would BECOME real for you to fuck. Just that it was the only thing you COULD fuck.
So, enjoy your life of celibacy, I guess.