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smells like self bump
>>695168160
It isin't
>>695167880
To bad Anafranil doesn't actually have that side effect.
Bumperino
>>695167880
lost my shit at mathturbator
Bump for keks
>>695168190
not a feels thread
Bumperoo
>>695169187
thank you haven't laughed that hard in a while
>>695168190
thats sad af what the hell anon.
>>695170444
Nice trips
does anyone have that greentext about a crazy girl that fucks a beta? think she was called baby or some shit like that
>>695170696
kek
>>695170696
I lost at internet explorer
Not really kektier but I'd share it I guess
>walk into a resturaunt with my family and grandpa
>look around
>see a fine ass that I'd like to save for the vault
>take my phone out, put it near my leg
>start snapping pics by taping above the homebutton, not looking.
>grandpa asks about the flashes
>"flashes? What flashes?"
>from your phone anon.
>I fucking had flash on.
>"I think I was just taping the flashlight button hah ha..."
>check the images later.
>1st blurry
>2nd dat ASS
>3rd blurry
>4th their all looking at the camera.
>cringe for the rest of the day
Pretty sure my grandpas already on his deathbed, feels bad feeling that he thinks I'm a pervert before he goes. Not sure if this is even gonna greentext, I'm on my phone.
>>695175035
That was fucking trash. Pics or didn't happen.
>>695171973
shits too funny
>>695174402
Wat? I dont get it
1/5
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5/5
This one is good, if anyone has never seen.
Unlikely unless you're new though
Have fun
>>695174402
>mfw jet fuel can't melt steel beams
>>695177773
>>695177835
>>695177932
>>695177949
>>695176753
Saw this a couple years ago
Why does it still get me?
>>695168190
At least one grandkid showed.
>>695174365
lol'd
>>695178272
Solid
>>695178085
It really doesn't suprise be that you kids now days lack the necessary patience and intelligence to actually read instead of playing your vidya while consuming unhealty amounts of energydrinks and fucking burgers.
>>695179324
lol i fucked ur mum last night xD
>>695176753
This is like the pastaest pasta ever
>>695168190
I was expecting to laugh, not feel.
>>695179461
Good for you retard.
>>695169310
>Middle West
>Largest Side of Barn
Perfect 5/7
>>695172420
fucking lost
>>695168764
first time I've legit kek'd in a long time
>>695177343
thats pretty neat.
>>695172420
expelled air through my nose slightly faster than usual.
>>695168190
so sad
>>695173516
That one was me, back when I was an iFag
>>695174865
Seen this before, just getting it now
>horses live in stables
>>695182476
Well done
>>695177343
Dude, what the fuck did I just read?
>>695177949
no no no no no!
I nearly forgot this
>>695179335
Could not breathe holy shit kek
>>695178085
>green text thread
>complains about the amount of reading
Were you ever not a faggot?
>>695186166
BS. Tapeworms live on the other side of the stomach don't they? The food would be better there than dick distance of the arse.
>>695186560
>on the other side of the stomach
tapeworms don't live in your esophagus you idiot
>>695176155
best shit ever.
I love this thread.
>>695187259
same
>>695180777
>chekt
android wins
The Saga of Wolfman Greg
>be me in uni nutrition communications
>Use my laptop its somehow noisy but it's okay
>I don't really care about what the teacher is saying playing on my laptop
>Get bored after a time and start downloading Windows 10 for some reason and here it begins
>Laptop becomes loud as fuck but i can't stop it
>Teacher has to speak very loud now because I sit in the front
>We were only 12 people in the room and the other ones are getting pissed as fuck
>This goes on for 1 hour and it finish the download
>I became more confortable but then here we go
>Loud as noises from laptop and it runs down and starts installing windows 10
>Everyone stares at me
>I want to leave but cant cancel the installing
>Sit there for another hour and the class ends
>Want to leave but cant no Accu
>The other people come to me and say this fucked up man dont do this again
>I don't give a shit amd Repeated it the Week after
>Mfw i have no face
old but gold
>>695168891
big kek
I'll post some
