>>695165879
My Router is fucking up how do i fix this?

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>>695165982
Can you read me out the router model number and tell me what the problem is?

>>695166223
The lights are all green I want them to be blue.

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>>695166358
What is the make and model?

>>695165879
Every time I sit on the toilet a brown log slides out of my asshole

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>>695166728
Seems like a solution, not a problem.

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>>695165879

My girlfriend is becoming a hyper lewd all the sudden, is this good or bad?

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>>695167226
Sounds good to me. What's the problem?

>>695165879
Good morning, Alice! Why make a thread now?

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I dont really have strong emotions
this makes it hard to be a "productive" member of society

what do?

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>>695167419
I'm up.

>>695167457
What...? Strong emotions have nothing to do with being "productive". Can you explain more?

>>695166358
Use a blue sharpie to color invisible tape and then put tape on lights. Then stick sharpie in your ass.

Why are you always stuttering you role playing faggot, make a real psychology thread if you actually care about helping others. You just look like a little bitch making this thread.

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so ive been stuck in this loop where i keep seeing the same image over and over on the internet with this touhou character that stuttered sometimes. its inescapable... she was a real sweetheart and im sad we never got to have that coffee. wat do.


good to see you again...

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>>695168060
*smiles and gently leans her head on your shoulder* Oh Anonymous, I'm s-so glad to have you here tonight <4

>>695168089
Anon-Sama?

i just can't get my shit together
i want to become a better myself and i plan out what i want to do during the day but whenever i wake up that just disappears and i just want to spend the day behind my computer screen. any tips that i can do what i actually want?

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>>695168221
si...

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Can I get a handjob?

>>695165879
Im moving to another country very soon, i'm scared

I seriously don't know what to do with myself.
I hate my life.

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>>695168322
A bit odd for you to be calling me a sweetheart, after all the shit you've talked on /animus/.

Everything goes somewhere, and I go everywhere. Did you forget?

>>695168286
Do you write it down? Get a journal, a schedule, a calender, whatever it takes. Write it all down, and put it in a place you MUST look. Set up alerts on your phone, your computer, etc etc, to get you back on track.

You just have to keep nudging yourself until it is easier to follow the schedule than to avoid it, Anonymous.

>>695168515
*wraps her arms around you tightly*
What country, Anonymous? Tell me about it <4

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>>695168577
*hugs you from behind, resting her head on your back* Tell me about it, Anonymous. Let's work through it together, okay?

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>>695168577
you know what must be done

>>695165879
How do I make my life better:
Height - 6' 0"
Straight
Age - 17
M
Friends - 0
Money - $1200
Sports - Soccer
Looks - Idk, I never have had any girl talk to me ever, in 8th grtade i did a messy prank that totally fucked my rep up so idk

Thats a psych q right>??

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I wanna kiss alice on the tummy !

heya Alice
How late we staying up tonight?

You do this to feel better about your shitty life, don't you?

>>695168588
fine... you know im just being cheeky we never talk anymore whats a dude supposed to do.

>>695168221
Faggot

>>695168709
more details needed
also make some friends. anyone.

>it's a circlejerk

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>>695168709
What do you want out of life?

>>695168729
Hey Youmu.

>>695168738
Who knows? Let's take it step by step, minute by minute.

>>695168778
My life isn't shitty, sorry to deny you a simple explanation to a complex question. I know how uneasy that makes you.

>>695168851
You know how to contact me; that doesn't make the knife in my back any easier to swallow.

>>695168876
Love you too, Anonymous <4

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>>695167660
I dont really have any drive because there is nothing I really want to achieve, or could want
I guess I want to have something but whenever I have tried it's been plainly superficial
a recent near-death experience has made me decide that maybe I should figure my shit out

what is this, some kinda thread for people to declare the strength of their preference for ding-dong up the shitpipe?

>>695169046
living the simple life with Alice, sounds wonderful<3

>>695169046
...then i shall do so so i can make amends away from here and you can do what you do without interference from this asshole

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>>695169069
Drive doesn't come from wanting to do things, it comes from doing them. Motivation doesn't work the way you think it does.

>>695169167
No, you may recognize literally every other thread on /b/ as that, dear Anonymous.

>>695169230
Simple....yeah, I could get behind that, especially tonight.

>>695168588
thank you anon, i actually never wrote it down and i haven't thought that it'd work either, now i'm doing so and i'll use alarms too

>>695168680
I know my life isn't that bad, i even have a great gf. 6/10 she loves me a lot and i love her too. But she is moving away to college and i feel kind of sad about that.
I got kicked from home too, I have an scolarship but my degrees aren't that good and i think i may lose it.
Every day i wake up sad for not diying in sleep...

>>695168883
Sorry.
Weight - 165
Hair Color - Brown
Eyes - Blue
White/Caucasian

Thanks for replying if you do lol

>>695168588
USA, California to be more specific <5

>>695169298
yeah, I never understood this whole bit
the RP psych thing
seems insincere, y'know?

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>>695169329
My pleasure. I'm Alice, by the way <4
Feel free to contact me at [email protected] if you need help in the future

>>695169335
That sounds like significant depression Anonymous; have you been to a doctor?

>>695169288
Might be a good idea to start by not, you know, linking my thread in /animus/

>>695169436
Oh, that's a very beautiful area <4 What are you worried about, if I might be so bold as to ask?

I think I'm bipolar. But also an alcoholic. On setraline and adderall. Take two sleeping pills a night, smoke much weed, and drink pots of coffee and smoke cigarrettes. I feel like I'm trying to regulate my moods but idk.

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*pushes glasses up and tips fedora*
The problem is that you don't know what a real man is, since you're not with me, m'lady.
*gently caresses your hand*

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>>695169587
Perception isn't necessarily reality, Anonymous.
We all view the world through a lens, after all.

>>695169629
It sounds like you are self medicating, and desperately need to stop that.

What are you diagnosed with?

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>>695169736
Oh hey Rin. How have you been?

>>695165879
what are some good recovery books you'd recommend?

>>695169594
Nope, i dont think i can open myself irl to another human being.

>>695165879
How do I stop thinking about her and move on?

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>>695169849
I wouldn't recommend any.

>>695169905
Why not, Anonymous?

>>695169594
will do so!
and do you open a thread on /b/ often, Alice? I think i've seen a thread of yours once or twice

Hello! I hope you're having a nice night!

>>695169298
I'm not really sure how to do things simple though, can you show me the way?

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>>695169046
hello alice how are you ?

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>>695169953
Tell me about her, Anonymous.

>>695169973
Every day, twice a day, when not sick. Pretty sick tonight, but, well, here I am.

>>695169987
Could be worse, I suppose. You?

>>695170046
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHQ_aTjXObs

>>695170145
Sick. You?

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Am i too overpowered?

>>695170204
Very good! Thank you for asking.

I'm worried about an islamic caliphate coming soon. What should I do?

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>>695169298
>Drive doesn't come from wanting to do things, it comes from doing them. Motivation doesn't work the way you think it does.
hmm maybe
I think my whole reward system or whatever is out of whack
plan to see a psych for whatever is wrong with me

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>>695170204
Drunk and tried playing touhou 7 and fought you and thought about dropping by : )
I hope you feel better

>>695169594
Im afraid I might not fit in, I might not find good friends and lots of stuff really

>>695169788
I was never all that keen on listening to anyone who hastened to suggest I doubt what I see for having eyes.

Either way my lens seems to consistently beat the curve so if I'm left to figure out the alice bit, basically I'm not gonna try

>>695169961
wait, aren't you a psychologist?
you don't recommend ANY books?

>>695169961
I'm a really shy person, and i don't like to talk about my feelings or my problems to someone else. i dont like people to get worried about me.
I also have some troubles with alcohol and drugs, and some suicidal thoughts.
My gf knows about this and she gets real sad when i feel bad so i often just pretend im all right so she is fine.

>>695170204
>Lynyrd Skynyrd
I think you and I could definitely get along, even with everything everybody says.

>>695170402
Arm yourself or maybe run. This is coming from someone very progun

>>695170204
She was my first longterm/serious girlfriend. We were really close, we were pretty much best friends.

She broke up with me near at the beginning of this year, she moved on really fast, and I still think about her a lot :(

>>695170638

What weapon do you recommend? My budget is around 650 for primary, 550 for a secondary

>>695165879
In a deep depression for the past year(s). Jobless, living back with parents, long distance gf but relationship is bad. Started doing meditation half a year ago, but never able to keep it up for long. I've got a book now on MBCT with an 8 week program in it. I'm afraid if I start and am unable to finish that all my hope for recovery will be gone. What do?

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>>695170204
got it, i'll try to stop and say hi at least when i see a thread of yours

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>>695170402
Read a book. There's very little likelihood of that happening.

>>695170373
My pleasure, Anonymous <4

>>695170424
You should. It's a good idea <4

>>695170445
I'll be fine <4 Just a cold.

>>695170492
I find the concept of a recovery book distasteful.

>>695170477
Sounds like you've got less of a lens and more of a lens cap.

>>695170447
Those worries are natural, normal, hell, I have them every time I move too <4

All you can do is not let them get the best of you; overcoming these sorts of things is how we grow as people. I'm sure you can rise to the challenge, Anonymous <4

>>695170598
Yeah, that's why you need to seek professional help. There's no reason to be shy around a professional you yourself hired, Anonymous.

>>695170638
What do they say, I wonder?

>>695170761
*nods and wraps her arms tight around you* I know it hurts, Anonymous. Let it hurt; that means she mattered to you. It means you formed a bond, and that's not nothing.

It takes time to get over these things, and while it is awful that it hurts so bad...that's part of the equation, when you form attachments. Take the good, leave the bad.

>>695170869
See you then <4

>>695171105

What book do you recommend?

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>>695170795
....you bought a book, but you aren't in a program with a psychologist? Why?

>>695171105
lets say I don't want to waste the film again

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>>695171105
Well if there's anything I can do to help you must let me know, I can't let my alice go untreated in her time of need

>>695169788
I've been diagnosed with adhd. But went most recently for mood swings. I've struggled with manic phases (spending all my money, being promiscuous, cleaning and organizing), and deep depression e states all my life. It's like a light switch. My boyfriend notices the change before I do. He says I slowly shift to speaking in only monotone before a slump, and when in up its like the last three weeks of crippling depression dissapears. There are days when I start five new projects, and tear a piece of furniature apart, and there are days where all I can do is the bare minimum. And sometimes not even that. I'm struggling at a minimum wage job, and it's wearing on my boyfriend and one year old. Dissociation has always been a big thing for me, and autism runs in my family, along with adhd, ocd, bipolar.

I'm 21, f, white, and have a big drug use history. I've had depression and mania as early as seven.

I've been doing some research and have found that antidepressants without a mood stabilizer can be counter productive. I know the adderall is probably wrong, but some days it is the only thing that gives me the energy to fulfill daily functions.

What do you know about the stabalizer/antidepressant combo? And about ocd and bipolar.

Did I mention I pick at my flesh like a tweaker obsessively?

>>695169594
you have received email from me...

~Anon_Sama

>>695170791
I just went and got myself a brand new H&K VP9 a couple of months ago for $535 along with 2 15rnd mags.
For a primary with that budget I've no clue since I've always gone all out.

A pistol though, I recommend either a HK VP9(9mm) or a Sig Sauer P320(striker fired .45)/250(double action .45)

>>695171105
Some say you and I would work great together and that we'd be good friends. Most others tend to say I shouldn't even be talking to you..

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>>695165879
like this?

>>695171105
what is it about recovery books distasteful?
also recovery in general, or just books on the subjects?

no judgement on my end, just curiosity

>>695170795
I moved between countries a lot. Am now back in my home country, where I did psychotherapy before for about 8 months and it was no help at all.

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>>695171215
From a Buick 8. It's a good story.

>>695171232
Sounds like you've been hurt in the past.

>>695171247
I'll do just that. Thank you.

>>695171309
You need to go to a doctor and see if you are bipolar. It definitely sounds like you could be experiencing symptoms of that disorder.

Adderall is going to make those symptoms MUCH worse, not better. You definitely need a mood stabilizer of some sort.

Why have you not gone to the doctor yet?

What can I do to forget previous failures in life?
Everytime I try to move on I panic and then creep back to my current state of nothingness.

Hello, how are you?

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>>695171525
<3

>>695171105
Thanks for listening and the advice.

I hope you're not too sick, get well soon.

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>>695165879
Please op go somewhere and kill yourself

>>695171105
Well, thank you
I might consider seeking professional help

I will overcome my fears, thanks a lot for listening ( or reading)

>>695171525
by people on the internet? I don't recall even one instance of that, no.

The dog I've had since I was 6 just died. He was 13 years old but I'm still extremely sad about it

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>>695171442
Replied.

>>695171444
Interesting.

>>695171484
Those are deeply personal accounts, often abused for monetary gain.

>>695171570
Sounds like you have a lot of anxiety; CBT can help you learn to deal with anxiety in productive ways.

>>695171659
A bit sick. You?

>>695171685
My pleasure.

>>695171783
How can I help you, Anonymous?

>>695171932
Please do. I beg of you, please do.

>>695172079
It's my honor.

>>695172236
*hugs tightly* Recently, my dog of 17 died. It was heart wrenching. I'm sorry, I'm so so sorry to hear that, Anonymous...

>>695171105
Thank you for bringing a bit of light into this cesspool. With that said, I bid you adieu.

>>695171525
Because I thought it was just me. Sometimes, thinking back on how I have socially struggled in the past, I wonder of I may be on the spectrum. Many members of my family are. Being a relatively attractive female makes that hard to notice once you hit puberty. My mom is like that too. But bare in mind, my mom can put ridiculous amounts of beer in her and just carry on. I'm her mentor.

>>695172357
What can a professional do to help me?
Im not doubting it, just curiosity

>>695170347
No reply :(

3 years ago I could speak to girls and actually have them to like me. 2 years ago I fucked up my tibia and ankle and my social life went from 8 to 0.
Now here I am, can't hold a conversation, got fatter, got more shy, got ugly...
>How can I love myself and get my confidence up again?

>>695172357
Depressed and annoyed. But I'll get through it none the less.

>>695171220
I replied here:
>>695171504

>>695169298
Hey t-there Alice. S-still p-peddling this ps-psycobabble to d-disturbed k-ids to get your j-jollies?

W-why don't you just f-fuck off?

>>695165879
how do I stop thinking about my ex, Anon? I've made the steps to help myself, take medication now, but those thoughts of her cannot escape me

>>695165879
My boyfriend wants me to move 13 hours away from my family who I'm really close to to be with him.

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>>695172538
Sleep well <4

>>695172586
If something is impacting your life, you need to talk to someone about it. There is no "it's just me": if you had a broken bone your whole life, you'd want it fixed right?

>>695172595
A lot more than you can do by yourself; the expertise and experience someone trained in CBT is hard to gain without, well, becoming trained in CBT yourself professionally.

>>695172644
Why do you dislike yourself?

>>695172656
I hear that.

>>695172674
What kind of therapy was it?

>>695172724
You could at least get my stutter right.

>>695172760
How long were you with her?

>>695172778
Okay. Is there a question somewhere in this?

>>695172357
new...

>>695172989
Hehe, yeah. I guess you are right.
Thank you for the advice

>>695172644
>>695172989
Changed a lot. My confidence went low and I got fatter, uglier, more shy, less talkative to people.

>>695172989
Should I do it?

every time someone says CBT, I automatically think "cock and ball torture" since that was the first version of the acronym I was aware of

it's a lot funnier that way

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>>695173155
It's my honor, Anonymous.

>>695173173
Why did your confidence go down? Sure, I can see putting on a little weight, but how did you become "uglier" somehow?

>>695173207
Do you have a job lined up in the new area?

>>695173208
Basically the same thing.

>>695172357
how do you feel about books written by clinical and research psychologists who help people with addictions and personality disorders?

>>695172989
was with her nearly two years. it's been about a year now without

>>695173345
maybe I can help with this
you see, fat people are ugly.

>>695173345
NO but he makes enough and I have enough saved so that we would be fine if I didn't have one for a few months. When he first moved down he found one in 2 weeks and since it's a city it wouldn't be too hard.

>>695165879
I hate handjobs... is this bad? I just feel like if i wanted a hand around my cock instead of lips or a vagina i'd be home masturbating...

Have adhd and am a uni student that has to repeat their final year... Any time i have a job I can only hold it down for about 6 months to a year, around that time i always get really depressed and end up trying to kill myslef. Nearly every time I have a job it ends up getting in the way of my course and I sleep in till late afternoon which leads to me getting more depressed and missing more class. Last year I didnt come in at all from the middle of october till the middle of janurary. I also don't take my adhd pills because they make me sad and make life seem really boring but i find it next to impossible to do my coursework without them...

>>695173345
This >>695173483

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>>695173383
A book is much less effective, no matter how well written, than an actual doctor.

>>695173471
*nods* I know how that feels, Anonymous. I know it very well. It'll fade, it just takes time.

>>695173483
A lot of people seem to disagree, judging by their tastes in porn...

>>695173500
I would make sure to have a job lined up, or at least an interview first. But there is nothing wrong with moving away from home; we have a lot of ways to stay in contact these days.

>>695173653
Sounds like you really need to talk to your doctor. You probably have depression with ADHD as a symptom, not the other way around.

>>695173773
those people are wrong

>>695172989
>You could at least get my stutter right.
Why? You don't have one and besides, it had the desired effect.

And in case anyone takes you even slightly seriously, this
alicelied (dot) bl0gsp0t (dot) co (dot) uk

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>>695168221
link to /animus/ pls?

>>695173773
I have tried moving there in the past and ended up in a mental hospital so I'm just worried about that happening again.

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>>695173844
Not sure how that works.

>>695173877
co.uk huh? Interesting.
Also
>link that's been disproven a dozen times over
Try harder

>>695173933
Ah? How did you end up in a mental hospital?

>>695174066
After suicide attempts. Incorrectly medicated and undiagnosed bipolar 2 at the time. Been through DBT now.

>>695173894
no...

>>695172357
we should do things more ;3

>>695174066
kawaii

>>695174206
why not?

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>>695174195
I hope you are diagnosed and on the correct medication now, then? If so, there shouldn't be too much risk.

Have you consulted your doctor?

>>695173877
The screenshot of the conversation about him being fucked by a dog gets me every time.

>>695174370
you mean the one made up from whole cloth by a known liar who faked having cancer and suicide? yeah not suspicious at all

>>695173773
I'm in the shower and suicidal.please help me I am scared

>>695173773
completely agree,
and a willing patient is even more effective than that

have you had therapy session yourself?
like a doctor for doctors, a maid for maids

>>695174308
I am. Things get bad when I go off my meds so I'm trying hard to take them regularly. My counselor is worried about me leaving my support system for something that could potentially set me off again PTSD style and my psychiatrist worries I could crumble under the stress of the situation as well.

>>695174301
you do not have the privy to that answer... mooch it from one of the others i wont be the tool for that

>>695174462
You would think after several years of this he would have found a better source of attention.

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>>695174563
A-ah? What's wrong Anonymous? What can I do to help?

>>695174602
Try to take them at exactly the same time every day for best effects.

If you are that at risk, I would not move away from your support network.

>>695174066
>co.uk huh? Interesting.
Just put your email address into google and see what pops up, you fat fuck

>>695174693
eva cant find anything to get attention from, because Alice ruined his reputation and now no one believes him about anything. so the only person he can rip into alice.

>>695174462
>no stammer

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>>695174741
I can honestly say, no one has ever called me "fat", given the fact I'm like 93 pounds right now.

Pic related.

>>695174814
You forgot your image, Alice.

>>695174899
>filename

>>695174705
There are a lot of things wrong. I'm sick, I'm so depressed I have no idea how to fix this. I would like my s/o to come talk to me but they are too busy

>>695165879
I just killed a nine year old with my mum's Butcher knife.

>>695174705
But how am I supposed to be successful or get stronger if I don't take risks? Also he is my main support and there's little to no chance of being able to support myself where I live now. At least not for a few more years. I'm 24.

>>695165879
Oh shit I thought it was a ylyl thread oops I lied.

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>>695175033
I don't have the originals on hand.

>>695175075
I sympathize; I feel the same way. Maybe you should get out of the shower and talk to them?

Maybe we can talk off of /b/? It sounds like a serious situation.

>>695175143
It's one thing to take risks. It's quite another to put yourself AT risk.

>>695174899
Except that's not you, is it, fat boy?

>>695174688
why not? If you told me then I would be privy to that answer. problem solved.

>>695165879
Having women show me their tits simply because it pleases me and degrades them heals me psychologically. So get to it please.(I mean, I even said please, that means you have to)

>>695175224
>I don't have the originals on hand.
doesn't have the originals
keeps the downloads
seems 100% legit

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>>695175251
Who else could fuck up this bad? Reminds me of that time with the pizza...

>>695175224
They are too busy with other stuff. I am very very worried about my mental health and intrusive thoughts. They are also sick. I hate myself and I don't wanna live anymore because I feel like I'll never be good enough for them.

Can you give me a subscription for meds specifically depression pills?

>>695175391
>6/6/15

>>695165879
i can't make eyecontact with females

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>>695174066
you're so fucking cute

Alice I honestly want to meet you and hug you

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>>695175251
>fat
wat

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>>695175373
I have them on another computer; this is the dumps from a friend of mine who meticulously saved them.

But okay.

>>695175512
Yeah, it's been a while since I've done a cooking thread...

>>695175560
Apparently, I'm fat.

>>695175477
Look, there's never something higher priority than "suicidal thoughts". How about you contact me off of here, at [email protected]


Same to anyone else who needs anything; I'll be signing off for the night to deal with this. Contact me at [email protected] if you need me.

No guarantees, but I should run a thread again tomorrow at 8PM EST.

With love,
Alice2

>>695165879
Here's my problem professor Alice: I love panties. I especially love masturbating with warm, wet panties that a significant other has just taken off (prior to showering or changing into something else or whatever) but every time a girlfriend asks me what I like sexually, they're weirded out by this one unusual practice I enjoy immensely. It is not nearly as degrading as many sexual acts that people like, and I'm getting frustrated that I have to skulk around and sneakily do this shit because it is my only real fetish.

How do I convince a woman to let me use her panties to masturbate with, or to give me what used to be known as a pantyjob?

>>695175697
>I have them on another computer; this is the dumps from a friend of mine who meticulously saved them
Hahahahahahahahaha - about as genuine as your advice

>>695175697
It would be nice to feel like I dont I nt want to kill myself.

>>695175687
Haven't you seen this Weeabo irl?

>>695175846
man you are dumb as fuck

>>695175923
yes she just posted pictures dipshit shes cute af

>>695165879
I was playing csgo and I got kicked because I didn't clutch. I deranked from global to SMFC and I got a 7day. I think I might kill myself; what do?

>>695176006
>yes she just posted pictures dipshit shes cute af
It just posted pictures it downloaded, fanboy - no timestamp except from over a year ago.

If you're that gullible I've got some hot investments for a discerning gentleman like you

>>695165879
i think im addicted to guns

>>695176235
i was actually here when alice did cooking threads so no not a fanboy just not a butthurt asshole

>>695175932
get pranked newfag.

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>>695175846
Actually true, fam

>>695176405
She ran a few more threads than that. Do you have the Day thread?

>>695176405
Can you put that on a dropbox for me please anon? Thanks <3

>>695176308
ive gotten to a point where i sleep with one of my guns every night, and i think my family is beginning to think i have mental issues, and honestly sometimes i believe that i might have mental issues as well

>>695176575
why do you want it? shes fat didnt you hear

>>695176670
you probably do

>>695176405
So it's using your computer?

And you and I are so far from being related...

>>695176674
I need to learn how to cook ;)

>>695176800
what the fuck is "it"?

>>695176405
Anon I'd really appreciate you if you'd dump that for us.

>>695176726
im seriously concerned here, i dont know what to do, and i always feel like i dont have enough guns or i need many more

>>695176998
sell your guns

>>695176991
nah nah put it in a dropbox

>>695176998
How many guns we talkin?

im in somewhat of a long term relationship, it's more like an open relation.
So, there is this girl I met @ tinder, she is funny, not so atractive.. like a 6/10 (fat, i saw pictures of her when fit... could get a7.5 maybe 8 idk). Anyway, she kind of fell in love with me... and she is married. She told me she doesnt want anything serious with me, just chat and sexting.

The thing is, my actual "gf" is kind of jealous, she went vacationing with her family by the time and i feel that i might break her heart if she see me too chatty with this other girl.
What should i do dr?

>>695177102
Yeah that would be more convenient.

>does anyone with a fragile image need support in my image quashing, circle jerk advertised as help?

Your threads are always awesome alice

>>695176405
pls dropbox

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How do I make more friends/ get a gf?

22 m, college senior

>>695176929
>what the fuck is "it"?
I keep wondering that too, because it sure isn't normal

so what exactly is FTG Software?

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>>695177057
no, i would never ever ever ever ever ever betray my beautiful babies by doing something so horrible as that

>>695177133
off the top of my head i would say:
at least 3/4 rifles maybe 5
1 shotgun
at least 4 revolvers
1 pistol

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Long distance relationship finally getting a date and she's super nervous any tips to calm her or assure her it'll be cool

>>695177815
I've got more guns than that and I'm not even a gun nut. I just keep 'em my closet. Friends and relatives have just given them to me. My brother is the gun nut. Just get a gun safe like my brother has. Problem solved.

>>695178044
Yes. Affect a fake stutter. This often reassures the mentally fragile

>>695178087
but ive gotten to a point where im uncomfortable sleeping without at least one, and also i plan on getting more

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>>695165879
Fuck off

>>695176405
Listen to the other anons. Post dropbox.