>>695155796
kill yourself by old age

Stop being such a pussy and do something to fix yourself

>>695155796
Go to a therapist or psychiatrist. Cannot afford it? Have yourself committed, go to hospital, meet people who are way more fucked than you, get good (and bad) drugs and some therapy.

>>695155796
Jump off a building head first.

This is nothing that can't be solved by ketchup.

Live a long life and stop posting this shit on /b/. You aren't killing yourself and that's that. I could GAF less what my post ends in, my word is the truth here.

>>695155796
Go to bed stop making shit attention hore posts

provide a live stream.

probably should kill yourself

But if you kill yourself, you'll never get to play half-life 3. It's gonna be so rad.

>>695156208
Fuck of anon, you have no life for posting that

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>>695155796
livestream a hanging.

>>695156446
sorry OP, get some help or something, don't kys

Stream or OP is a faggot

pls don't I'll suck your dick no homo

Just shoot yourself

shoot yourself on periscope or some other live streaming platform

you live out the rest of your life until old age. No suicide. You find happiness and joy and sunshine. You love me. I love you <3

Not even worth it OP. Id rather be depressed than dead. Being in an endless void for eternity is worse than being surrounded by life and people, and just being sad. Jerk off and go to bed /b/ro

>>695156806
roll <3

Dont Do it OP. Try Anal <3

Bumping for intrest
overdose

>>695156806
Faaaaaaaag

You're not going to so just go to bed. Don't torture yourself staying up all night.
Don't bug your family about it. See your general practitioner tomorrow. Take a sick day if you have to. She'll put you on zoloft. Maybe recommend a psychologist. The zoloft will probably make you all better. If not see the psychologist and they'll find the meds that will.

Grow up. I don't mean that in a bad way. Just grow up.

>>695155796
unless you are 35+ op dont do it op things change

>>695156947
Sorry for finding the light in a dark place. Not everyone is a fucked up as you.

Why? Just live and wait until you die old. You'll make it pal

>>695155796
>have bedroom, 6 small BBQ grills, and plenty of time.
>light them and place on a near celing-high shelf.
>lay down and inhale the CO2.

>man up
>live life to fullest
>stop being autist and saying you cant

Do it

>>695156222
trips have spoken

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>>695156565
OP here,
I'll leave a live stream link if someone gets 32
In case any of you faggots give a shit or are going to ask, I'm 18.

Bang a bunch of chicks. Die happy.

>>695157188
Dubs and trips confirm. Your problems can be solved with ketchup

Death by old age. I know it probably breaks the no pain rule, but rules were made to be broken

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Blow your head off. Shoot yourself in the head with a gun

>>695156662
>no homo
this post is NOT gay at all. No homo nullifies any gay comment

Don't do it. There's people that care about you even though you may not think it. There's things out there that will make you happy even though you haven't found them yet.

We only get one life. Don't piss it away. Enjoy it as long as you can.

>>695157453
did mommy take away your phone, you melodramatic faggot?

Get a hooker first, blow all your money on your favorite food, and live up your last night at least, anon.

>>695157453
It gets better. You won't always be that ugly. And guys aren't really expected to be all that attractive anyways. Go to sleep now.

Stab yourself in the neck on livestream

>>695157453
18 and you think you know pain, boy? You think you know suffering? You don't know shit. Your suicide wouldn't be worth the Clorox wipes used to clean up your piss puddle.

Grow up.

>>695157453

Jesus at least wait until you're in your 30s or something. You haven't experienced life yet. This is the time to make something of yourself.

Tellin ya OP, jerk it and go to bed. You'll be greatful in the morning

Go on adventure

electricity of any kind

>>695157453
Hang yourself, partial suspension hanging

Live and do better by those around you.

>>695157453
Death by fucking your mom

Go to the dessert do peyote

Slit your wrist up ways leave a livestream link

eat enough fats and sugars to kill self by diabetes or heart disease

Op you haven't even began living

>>695157453
Hang yourself from a tree

Just go to bed

>>695155796
(609)6940942

Write in a journal

>>695157453
Live life man, life gets better and it won't be depressing forever. You have a long life ahead of you and you shouldn't end it tonight.

Rolling for 32 to tell you to not do it.

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>>695158107
Shameless reroll

Toaster Ina bathtub on livestream

>>695158280
This

Steal a bus or something

Call up your favorite relative

Don't do it. Go to a fucking doctor like I did. Sure they might drug you up and not let you piss on your own, but living becomes with is after a whyle.

If your 18 and wanna die, give your life to the military. At least youll die doing something

>>695157718
Ok, I'll just go to bed then and think over everything tomorrow. Thanks for the advice anons, I guess... Sorry if I'm a faggot now, still don't give a fuck tho. Night.
-OP

>>695158170
reroll

Don't do it.

death by apathy. just stop eating and drinking water. if you can't starve yourself to death then you don't want to die bad enough.

>>695158354
He's probably gonna do it anyways if you do roll a 32 and tell him not to do it. Roll for this guy.>>695158377

>>695155796

kill yourself w/ old age.

I bet he'll do it once someone rolls 32 regardless of what 32 tells him

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>>695155796
Dont

>>695158531
So close! Reroll for that

>>695158478
rolling for this

Just don't, it can always get better, trust this anon, I've known and lost too many loved ones who thought otherwise, yet helped others see they could get out of the situation. Be brave anon, live

Do it faggot

aids

>>695158531

This one is the closest, don't do it OP.

>>695158557
reroll

>>695155796
Dude, why don't you just kill someone else?
It's a war outside, just kill a meth head or someone else.
Nobody cares about those people.
I doubt the drug dealer even does.

>>695158531
first off.. Faggot. Second, U MISS!

Blood loss is best way to go.

>>695158354
This

jerk off continuously until you die

Don't do it nigga u're not alone

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>>695158107
Roll

Roll
>post that cock n ass pics

>>695158557
fuck offbyone.

shameless reroll, and there will be more

>>695158731
U MISS!

and we can't watch that.

it's pointless doing it

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suicide by cop. livestream on facbook. start another shitstorm

>>695158750
Come on

slice throat on stream

>>695155937
>>695156102
>>695156110
>>695156446
>>695156601
>>695156662
>>695156806
So many moralfags here, all of you should kill yourselves along with op. Also op killyourself by lighting yourself on fire then do a flip off a bridge

>>695158739
My plan if I ever decide to

Rapid blood loss

>>695158885

>>695155796
Both

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>>695155796

rollin.

hang yourself.

>>695158802
Reroll

Anonykins...no

>>695155796
I'm going to roll a 32 and when I do, I'm going to tell you to go murder a black guy. Who does drugs. I'm talking HARD drugs. And who is a blue falcon.

>>695158800
Roll

Dont

>>695158614
can't tell if you're a chick or a dude.

Call me 5202122266

>>695158879
roll

Rapid blood loss.. But get us a webm of you cutting your wrist.

>>695158896
reroll

>>695159032

32 HAS SPOKEN

>>695158913
Then do it yourself faggot

Kill someone you hate

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>>695159032
Faggot Winrar

>>695157453
Hang yourself

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Kill yourself in the house of someone you don't like, so theh have to do the explaining.

Jump off a bridge onto the nearest highway., you'll hit the ground and get smoked by a car.

>>695159032
Your heard it here op

>>695158879
suicide by cop by going to a BLM demonstration and shooting it up. give those nogs a reason to like cops again. heal the racial divide.

be a good little sacrifice

>>695159032
FUCKING FAGGOT KILL YOURSELF

>>695159032
Shit. So much for the live stream.

>>695159032
There

just take enough drugs to put you to sleep and wake up late tomorrow. quit everything in life and figure it out later if you have to, at least then you're not dead.

>>695159032
Good job, now he'll kill himself for the edginess

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>>695159032
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I H8 U!

>>695159032
Winrar

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>>695159032
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

>>695159032
That's it. Now go to sleep

>>695155796
burn down everyone with you

>>695159032
Just do it already faggot

being a pussy for not committing suicide and being a pussy for doing it! cant win op!

Just dont do it

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>>695159040
Dick pics COMMENSE!!!

hanging

>>695159032

don't live. you heard it here folks!

DO IT FAGGOT.
IT DOESN'T GET BETTER.

>>695158557
rawlin fag

>>695159097
>this anon is autistic
also bleach/ flip off bridge

Rollin for you to jerk off on cam for me <3

>>695158913
"If you have morals then you should kill yourself"
That logic tho

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>>695157683

> Yes.

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>>695155796

Watch Donald Trump on YouTube until you have an aneurism.

>>695159032
winrar says dont

dont fuckin do it retard

>>695159032
You spelled "don't" wrong. Doesn't count. Keep rolling.

Hang yourself

Do a flip faggot

Well if you really want to do it, I hear asphyxiation with a noose knocks you out in a few seconds. I've read a lot of attempted suicider's report that they felt nothing after they blacked out which again, only took a few seconds if they did it right

32 GET!!

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>>695155796

Hang yourself on stream

Give me a call I've made it through this 1_520_212_2266

>>695159032
good choice

>>695159332
eyyy winrar

Go have sex or something. Don't be on 4chan for the last day of your life.

Fuck your pet

Have a cold shower.
Then pray to God.
Lastly, talk to the girl you always liked through facebook.

I bet that's easier than taking your life.

>>695159332
kek, got it you sluts.

start streaming your life from your computer until you waste away OP, truman style.

it's like a hunger strike against your life.

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>>695159032

faggot white knight loses again

>>695159032
ayyyyyyyyyyy

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>>695155796
Kill me instead

>>695155796

I hope you listen to this op.

>>695159351
Anon how autistic do you have to be to take something he said seriously, you should kill yourself for natural selection so we don't have to see your retarded kind anymore.

>>695155796
go into the supermarket open cans of soup and pour it all over your naked body until they call the cops..then act crazy enough to get sent to a mental hospital

>>695159332
Somebody already got 32 you blind faggot

>>695157453
Jesus you are still a kid.

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>>695159726

Give me a call I've made it through this 1_520_212_6622 * correction. Y bad

>>695159332
ay

death by realizing that there are people that care about you, seeking help, getting over depression, starting a family, and then dying of old age. The best way to go imo

>>695159032
Spoken

Shoot your self, in a McDonald's

>>695158781

No, I just think that people should realize that the people that love them can be there for them. Make them realize that life is always better than what they're currently going through. Not pulling the 'selfish' angle.

>>695159032
OP here. Won't do it, going to bead, and think I might see a psychiatrist like you guys mentioned, I dunno. Thanks for the advice or whatever anons.

An hero in a burger king

>>695159738
OP asked for a method of suicide faggot, invalid get, faggot.

faggot

Op here OK I won't /thread

Kys in kfc

>>695159950
Actual OP here, gonna do it no livestream was never gonna deliver to you dirty neckbeard faggots.

>>695155796
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/iVvXB-Vwnco" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Listen dumbest, killing yourself is simply to easy. It is better to live in constant fear than to end your life, because if you are living , then you can make changes. Or at least troll twitter gags. Lel. Slit wrist

Take your life in a Walmart

>>695159726
"Kill yourself for natural selection"
Rip English

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>>695155796
Come on op

jeez op at least post your mom pictures on here motherfucker,

>>695155796
Are you ginger? Do you have any ginger family members?

Well if you're really going to, just Od on heroin and ecstasy.

>>695156437
This

>>695160221
>not being able to use context clues

>>695160367
Specifically you might not be able to find some on short notice. So you should think about it while going and buying some.

>>695160418
>I'M not the retarded one

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>>695160221
Being this dense

Please don't

>>695160544
And then think about it again after taking some ecstasy.

Death by cop on livestreaM

Woah woah woah,

Do you have any debt?
Over $50k?

Do you know anyone you know that needs to get punched in the face?

Have you ever jacked off a horse to completion?

Are you a registered organ donor?

Have you tried heroin/cocaine/method?

If you answered NO to any of these questions you aren't ready yet.

Trust me meth kicks ass and the horse one sounds weird but it's amazing man you won't believe it. Also don't off yourself without spending as much of other peoples money as you can preferably on drugs. Use credit cards, take out loans, borrow, steal whatever.

>>695160418
What do you mean context clues this nigga just said "so we don't have to see (your) kind anymore"

Just fucking do it alright you fucking pussy

just electricity

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get a shit ton of fireworks, and co-ordinate them all to go 1 way
strap them to your back
and soar like wile coyote

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>>695160773
>Have you ever jacked off a horse to completion?

dont do it man

>>695155796
Drink anti freeze to keep warm while you bleed out after cutting your dick in 2

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Live stream via Facebook shooting up a black lives mater rally and an hero yourself with out hurting white people or cops

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>>695160122
^fake faggot
OP here,
I'm going to bed here's my face and timestamp

>>695161255
Re rolling do it fagget

You fucking morons, somebody already won

Play Pokemon GO, and then walk into traffic, or something so when you die people will blame it on the game and your state or city will ban it.

Pour yourself a nice cold glass of bleah op.

>>695155796
Just go buy some weed, a four loko, and slam the drink, smoke all the weed at once, at least half a gram. Then. Take as many different pills and as many of them as you can swallow ( as youre drinkin the four loko)

dont

>>695158913
so edgy, you sound like kids love to be around you

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>>695155796
Suicide is the biggest lie, it will only become infinitely worse for you as soon as you do it.
Give yourself over to Jesus and follow him.

Be a hero

>>695160938
>.gif was overkill anon

>>695161928
>Anonymous 07/18/16(Mon)08:57:03 No.695161383 ▶
>Fil
do you even know what death means? Umm you die...

>>695161298
Well that's all folks
Anon signing off. Saved another life.

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>>695161928
Kek. Hell isnt for eternity. Fag

>>695162190
well there is no hell, we call it imagination

>>695162299
I understand that. And believe it too. But just correcting the poor anon that doesnt even know his own bible

>>695161298

motherfucker, you look like someone photoshopped matt damon.

seriously though.. it doesn't get better.
you should probably do it.

Do it

>>695159032
whelp thought i was gonna see a livestream but this is fine make the most out of your life OP

Just do it. Take it all

>>695161854
I imagine this dude is in a failed marriage, has a wife he neglects and he's just sitting at his shitty laptop with Doritos crumbs all over him just telling kids to kill themselves

Tomorrow at noon, Northeast Texas. 4 dea

>>695161928
Fuck you and your religious bullshit, go take your imaginary friends somewhere else

>>695155796
Look at the time OP posted, your all idiots, this was all staged. You all got trolled!!!!

>>695163193
Kek

live stream

You're 18, its just the beggining, suffer as much as you can, life is a sea of lies and shit, show you're strong as long as you can, if you believe in reincarnation just think it will be the same shit again, and again, you can't escape, you're trapped with us.

hang yourself on cam,

>>695159213
Go fuck your sock.

>>695163193

OP here. not trolling.

Oh u'tr trollin, i see.

>>695161298
Goodnight man; hope tomorrow goes better for you.

>>695155796
To do this right, for the first day no solid foods, next two days, liquid diet an laxatives. No food fourth day, only ice cold water. Then take pipe. Insert pipe in the pooper, pour a half gallon of 151 into asshole, and get a large buttplug to seal the deal. Find a reclining chair sit back and relax

Just take some pills. No pain.

>>695164437
Perfect for ayahueskek ritual

>>695164632
ayyyy

Steal a plane and crash it into a building

>>695159032
kys

>>695164632
Oh, snap

>>695164822
Real men steal tanks!

>>695159408
Rolling for that

Rolling for old age

>>695158913
man some of you fuckers on here i actually wish would kys. not op he seems like a young dude who's just lost right now. but you're butthurt at something man lol seek help you fucked up bastard.

In the name of Jesus Christ Old age

>>695169172
The Lord hath failed me

kill yourself painlessly