>>695134517
lol, I'm 27 and never even had sex

$300 for an abortion is cheaper than a lifetime of resentment.
>yes

>>695134683
Uggo or autism?

>>695134517
Not that im aware of

>>695134683
I'm 27 and I have had sex and I'm not any happier with my life because of it.

>>695135019
How many have you cummed inside?

>>695134919
Autism mostly

>>695134919

Both, I'd assume

>>695134517
Fuck no.

I have a friend that just delivered his first child. I feel horrible for him.

>>695135092
>how many have you cummed inside
i dony know, i pretty much never wear a condom and somehow never got an std

>>695135499
How do they react when you cum inside?
What do you say when they ask you to wear a condom?
What's the youngest you've cum inside?

Became a dad when I was 16.

>>695134517
three kids with four different mothers here

>>695134517
I haven't knocked anyone up but my fetish is pregnant chicks so I have slept with a few.

Yes my wife twice. We have 2 kids now just as we planned.

>>695135910
>three kids
>4 mothers
How?

>>695135645
>How do they react when you cum inside?
what does this even mean?

>What do you say when they ask you to wear a condom?
I try to convice them otherwise if that doesnt work I just wear a condom most of them dont seem to care

>What's the youngest you've cum inside?
16 the legal age here is 14 dont judge me

yes, my ex
she begged me to fill her everytime knowing she wasn't on any protection, hot af.
of course i didn't give a shit either, so i eventually knocked her up after a few months.
abortion sucks btw

>>695136208
How many virginities did you take?
>what does this even mean?
When they realise you cum inside their vagina, how do they react? Like do they get angry or what?

Also how many 16 year olds did you cum inside?

Yep, My gf when we were 18, she had an abortion, thank fuck.

>>695135999
Trips of Truth: Planned parenthood FTW.

>>695134517
>Has /b/ ever knocked up anyone?

Ex wife.

Been with about 10 women total (I was with her 14 years). Of those, I've worn condoms with 3 of them.

Last one I came inside was an ex-girlfriend who was cheating on her husband with me. Her husband can't have kids. We're fucking, I'm pumping away, she's screaming and cumming, and I go deep and say "I'm going to fucking cum!" and she screams "NO!". Too late, I filled her with cum. She freaked out, but she never did get pregnant.

>>695134517
no, but I've had a pregnancy scare with a girl before. It sucked

>>695136896
Do you know for sure whether the other chicks you came inside did or didn't get pregnant?

>>695134517
No because I've not found a woman that's wife-material yet and I'm not stupid enough to fuck one without protection until I do.

Women are crazy bitches. Don't knock one up unless you want to deal with her for a good 20+ years. Even if you break up, there's still the child support and court visits to look forward to.

>>695135697
You must be black

>>695136262
Why does it suck?

>>695137144
>Do you know for sure whether the other chicks you came inside did or didn't get pregnant?

I was with them for a good while, and kept in touch after. A couple of them actually couldn't get pregnant, but several actually wanted to (although I didn't know it at the time - keep in mind almost all women want to get pregnant at some point and don't care who it's with).

>>695134803
someone told me there's this stuff you can put on your dick that will induce a miscarriage... so basically you just be nice to her and tell her you'll help take care of the kid so you can keep fucking her, put that shit on your dick and kill that baby... otherwise if you tell her you want an abortion, you might have some bitch coming after you for child support

I got my 17 yo gf pregnant but she had an abortion

>>695137636
it sucks in the way that it was a shitty stain in the relationship after that, even if we didn't care about the consequences of what we were doing when it happened.
dont regret any of it tho

>>695137652
>A couple of them actually couldn't get pregnant
Lol, never believe a woman when she says this. I've known a handful of women that would swear their doctors told them they couldn't conceive... Every single one of them ended up pregnant multiple times. Doctor's don't just going throwing around infertility diagnoses willy nilly. Women are just lying retards.

>>695137772
that product would make a fortune if it's legal

>>695137652
>keep in mind almost all women want to get pregnant at some point and don't care who it's with
In my experience most of these are either in their early 30s minimum and/or are ugly/fat, when nobody wants those women anyway.

>>695134517
I probably have a 2 or 3 year old running around somewhere.
>on vacation with a bunch of friends
>only single person in group of friends
>it's an awful spot to find yourself in, surrounded by people rubbing it in and verbally giving you shit for not being as perfect as they are
>hated my vacation halfway through
>half of us went to have fun at a bar
>I got drunk
>female friend got groped by some dude and she ran to me to defend her because her husband didn't want to come with us
>lol I don't give a shit about your problems bitch
>danced with some woman I didn't know
>I'm 4 states away so I decide I'll do whatever and see what happens
>woman is grinding on me, I palm her ass
>grab a tit with her other hand
>no resistance
>we're face to face eventually and I yell over the music playing "HEY WANT TO GO TO THE BEACH AND FUCK?!"
>(bar was located like 10 feet away from ocean view)
>she nods her head
>we walk out and find about 30 others who had the same brilliant idea
>it's dark so fuck it
>no making out, no foreplay, just clothes being pulled down or up and her mouth on my dick
>eventually get behind her, push her down and enter her
>I'm fucking her without a condom on a beach with 15-20 other couples all fucking within like 20 yards of each other
>shit was surreal and amazing
>came inside her
>she pulled up her shorts and fell asleep on the beach
>I wiped my dick on her shirt and joined my friends back at the bar
>get yelled at by friends because woman got her other friends to try and fight the dude who grabbed her fat ass and they wanted my huge ass to back them up
>couldn't even tell my best friend I just got laid.

So yeah I fucked a stranger who may or may not have also been on vacation from another state. And I don't know if she even got pregnant or if she aborted it if she did lol.

my friends are assholes

>>695134517
You betcha!
>she didn't tell me
>ended up having a miscarriage
>fucked her up real good because she was in love with me
>I was just using her for sex
>found out months later and felt horrible, soul rending guilt
>our friendship never recovered
>still haunts me to this day

=D

>>695138295
>>still haunts me to this day
OH SHIT IS SHE A SPOOKY GHOST?!

>>695137772
>her body, her choice
fuck that! its my choice now bitch

>>695138485
No, but you could say that the world has become full of ghosts now.
Every happy couple, every smiling child... they all remind me of what could have been.

=)

>>695136867
Yep and you wana know the best thing? 2 kids its pretty much the perfect medium for a happy family life. My wife is a stay at home mum she cooks and cleans and she went right back to being just as hot as she was before the kids we own our home have 2 cars i work a 9-5 job and enjoy dates with my wife on the weekends and time with the kids. We live in a good neighbourhood and our friends who have 2 kids are in exactly the same boat but for some reason when you have 3 or more things go way downhill lots of fights wide attractiveness seems to drop off massively and money becomes a problem. It probably has to do with people who are better at planning are more likely to only have 2 kids.

Yeah

>Be me, virgin 22
>18 year old red head digs me
>We hang out a few time, make-out, all that shit
>After about 2 months of talking/being together I decide to just go for it while we are making out because we are usually grinding and shit so fuck it
>Fuck while laying on our sides facing each other
>I'm super nervous and freaking out, I can't even find the hole and have to ask for help
>She puts me inside of her and about a pump and a half later i'm cumming half inside and half outside
>Fast-forward about a month, still together, but thinking about breaking up.
>She tells me she thinks she might be pregnant
>Fuuuuuuuuck. I wore a condom every time besides the first time, so I know that if she is, it's the fucking night I lost my virginity.
>We buy a test, it says negative, but there are still unexplained pregnancy symptoms so we go to the doctor
>Doctor tells her that she's pregnant
>Fast-forward about another month, she's in pain and bleeding, go to the doctor
>miscarriage
>I consul her while having an internal celebration.
>Fast-forward about a week, and I break up with her.

>>695138102
Holy shit if that existed! Men can be tricked into pregnancy why can't women be tricked out of it?

>>695138209
Yes
Your friends are ass holes

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Just knocked my wife up 9 weeks ago. My first kid. Pic is is her. Hope it doesn't fuck her body up too much.

>>695140207
You're a bro

>>695136142
You better off without that knowledge

>>695140866
It won't the first one doesn't do much and the extra weight is easy to lose right after she gives birth make sure she rubs anti stretch mark cream on her belly every day my wife has had 2 kids and she looks just as good as before with 0 stretch marks you just have to be smart about the weight and dont leave it too long after the baby.

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yeah i knocked up some thai chic while i was on vacation in thailand.

she started texting me that she wanted to keep the baby and she'd take of it and i wouldn't have to send any money.

i told her i didn't want any kids. a few days later she text 'doctor take care'. and that was that

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>>695141362
Thanks, sir. That makes me feel better. Have some ass for your trouble.

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XD

Not yet, but I want to so badly. The idea of knocking up random sluts is prime fetish fuel, just going to a random city and hitting the club scene fucking as many sluts as I can with a broken condom. unf

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>>695142517
After all they are nothing more than baby factories when you get right down to it

>>695141421
Pic of her?

Twice.

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Look how happy she is, she knows what her purpose is

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Yep. Loved the Hot Sore Milky Boobies!

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>>695143589
old pic, this was almost 5 years ago now

>>695143469
what is this from

>>695144674
Any pics while she was pregnant?

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I was 19, she was 30, we were together a year, she already had a kid, got the one i put in her aborted.

>>695145137
no, i was back in the states and i'm guessing she aborted the little fucker when she text 'doctor take care'.

she still sends messages every now and then through facebook. no kids popped up in her feed.

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>>695145031
Sorry bro, no idea

Here's another baby factory though

>>695145873
Hnnngggg I wish that were my seed.

Maybe. Never returned her call. That may come back to bite me later but I dunno. It's possible that I have a... 10 year old? Somewhere.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>695146911
Story?

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I'll cum in your asshole, faggot.

When I was 13 I paid my super hot geography teacher to take my virginity. She got pregnant as a result and actually kept it.

Good thing she doesn't know she could get child support from me, even though according to the law, she raped me. But my daughter would be 18 by now anyway.

Also got an 18 year old pregnant two months ago but she miscarried in week 8.

And no, the 18 year old was not my daughter - I actually met her through her mother (who is 33 and kinda plain but sucks like a champ)

>>695147087
Invited a coworker over for a good ol fashioned 20 somethings Halloween party. Took everclear shots, she stayed the night. She had a bf at the time, and she quit working at my place of employment soon after, so I didn't really keep up with her.

9 months later (obviously, right?) she calls to say she had a kid, her bf didn't match the paternity test. Wanted me to take one, I "lol noped" and never talked to her again. She may have tried to contact me again, I really don't know.

In my defence, I invited her bf to the party too. ;^)

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>>695146193
I know what you mean, every time I see a chick with wide hips, large tits and a healthy figure I imagine them being swollen with my child.

The perfect breeder body and their womb is aching to serve its purpose

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>>695147511
>it's so tiny

>>695148850
It's a snub nose.

>23
>knock up a girl
>don't know about it
>am dangerously ill
>move back in with family while getting treatment
>get better
>apparently girl had been contacting my family to try and tell me
>get in touch with girl, find out
>move back
>girl has miscarriage
>estranged relationship with family

It's been like 8 months, I still don't know how I feel.

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>>695142364
Ah yes but it will fuck up her tits. They will blow up and then deflate like sad tit balloons.

>>695140866
Those natural? Size?

>>695134517
2014 was a crazy year. Got my girl pregnant, and aborted it. Kinda feels bad, but life goes on.
>Has anyone else watched their child being aborted?
Cause that shit was crazy as fuck

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>>695134517

I got raped and ended up getting pregnant, I now have a half japanese half african american baby and he is too cute and I love him

>>695150547
i did. it is crazy as fuck