Caught trespassing in my room now awaiting sentence
1.release
2.prisoner for life
3.popular optional vote
>>695131561
Scream at the lizard
Record yourself screaming at the lizard
post on a site
release
>>695131561
SPACE PROGRAM
>>695131561
video of you eating it live just pop it in and start chewing then spit lets see and eat again :D
/b/ space program
>>695132102
Supporting this notion
And OP BETTER record this shit
>>695131919
voting for this
>>695131561
Dubs: flush in toilet
Trips, draw all over it head to toe in blk sharpie
2 keep forever name him hades. Find a smaller lizard and name him cerberus. Feed even smaller lizards to cerberus and send their souls to the afterlife. #hadesistheman
>>695131561
Lizard + Funnel
stick the funnel in your ass and transfer the lizard directly to your sphincter
>trips.
>>695132323
32323
Does this count for anything?
>>695131919
this pls op
he might have kids and shit
>>695132323
then eat it?
>>695132184
this
>>695132455
dubs have spoken
undersea adventure
release
>>695131919
voting for this
But your lizard, it musta have a space program
>>695131561
eat its limbs one by one fagget
space program
>>695132184
this
FIREWORK SPACE PROGRAM
>>695133022
dubs have spoken
release
only after cumming on it
>>695133022
SPACE PROGRAM!
>>695131561
Copy Mad Max.
>>695131561
release lizardo
>>695132102
Obvious answer is obvious
TO THE MOON!
Space Program, please. Been a while
No other choice but to send that fucker to space
>>695131561
He must achieve high earth orbit
>>695132398
Ya. you being a faggot.
/b/ has spoken
space program op
do not disappoint
put in dryer
>>695131919
Scream meow at lizard while being Turkish
>>695131919
This
I support the space program movement
>>695131561
S P A C E P R O G R A M
Bump NASA edition
Release the dragon
>>695131561
Fly me to the moon
Bumping for that space program
Send him to Valhalla
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=fly+me+to+the+moon>>695134616
Bumping for space program
Space program is too much effort. Just jizz on it.
Alternatively: Piss in the container. Leave it to drown.
Space program.
>>695131561
Cook in oven
>>695131561
Microwave
bump for one small step for lizard one giant leap for lizardkind
Lizards are cool, let it go.
Fucking Space Program
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5akEgsZSfhg
Time to get fireworks
Might take some time
Will post in another thread
Space program op SPACE PROGRAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LX7WrHCaUA
WE ARE A GO FOR LIFT OFF
Space program!
>>695136322
Link to thread
>>695136322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYMCLz5PQVw
One more song...
Dismember it and record a timelapse of it regenerating it's limbs.
If he doesn't do the space program i will be moderately disappointed.
>>695136322
Get some balloons filled with helium, attach to container, and release imo.
TO THE MOON!!
>>695132102
T H I S
>>695136879
There's a helium shortage. Get woke motherfucker.
>>695137113
Ok...Hydrogen then, ala Hindenberg.
Shit maybe the balloon way since it'll be less awkward and suspicious than lighting a firework a almost two weeks after the fourth of july
>>695137603
Fireworks would be better, m8.
Fireworks. Suspicion doesn't mean shit.
Bump?
Keep the thread alive
please have a mercy
>>695138914
This is /b/, yeah?
>>695131561
Given its girth it may be gravid. Let it go.
>>695137252
This, then attach a string to the balloon thats lit, let it go and watch the lizard plummet after the explosion.
He is one of your comrades against the rest of shitty nature.
Put him outside so he can eat bugs before they get into your house.
Geckos are one of the best things to have around.
>>695131561
Show it CP and record its reaction
>>695139066
Its belly swells just above its hips is pregger lizard. Freedom plzs, think of the chirruns OP!
prisoner for life
trips get
>>695139624
yeah but space program
1
>>695140359
It's past bedtime timmy.
>>695140228
>lizard is the ship
>kids are the passengers
New type of bio space ship.
>>695131919
This is my favorite.
>>695139624
>>695139066
We've never studied what live birth in space is like. Onward with the testing!
I will now hold a vote
A.Fireworks
B.Balloons
C.I throw this fucker as far as I can
>>695141542
Fireworks
>>695141542
BALLOONS
>>695141542
FIREWORKS
>>695141542
I laughed at c but you have to do b for maximum altitude
>>695131561
Welease Wodewick!
>>695141542
SPACE PROGRAM
But your lizard, it musta hafta use balloons
>>695141542
B, I need something to go with Balloon Frog gif
>>695141542
B will be the most entertaining. Can't see shit with fireworks
Tie him and fireworks to balloon!
I'm feeling the baloon option
>>695141542
FIRE
WORKS
DUBS SPEAK
Lets go /b/ and hendenburg this bitch
>>695141542
rolin for fireworks
FIYAWORKS
>>695141542
B. is the only way to send it to space.
Ballon
Balloons for /b/
Trips will decide this... I will roll for B
>>695141542
CCC
CC
C
>>695141542
Balloons. Watch his slow ascension
>>695142400
WINRAR
DUBS HAVE SPOKEN
Fireworks would be too short lived, use balloons
>>695142289
>>695142408
WINRAR
Seconded balloon option
Trips to settle deadlock, fireworks time niggers.
>>695142611
GOTS RECOGNIZED
Balloon
>>695142611
DUBS WANTED BALLOONS
>>695142400
winrar
>>695142533
ALSO WINRAR
FIREWORKS OR RIOT
>>695142400
Let's do this shit /b/itches.
>>695142611
>>695142533
DOUBLE DUBS
>>695141542
Why not both?
Someone post the frog webm so there new fags and summer fags will know what we are talking about
>>695142966
>>695142611
>>695142400
It is decided. We must tie him to a balloon and also a firework, and set the firework off.
>>695141542
balloons would be better tbh
>>695143037
plz
For all you new/summerfags
Is that a pokeman?
I'm laughing so hard rn I feel an iota of sympathy for the criminal scum
>>695133751
>>695143321
Bye bye froggo
If we use a firework it will be far too short lived. A balloon will be more satisfying.
>>695143252
I have the YouTube vid
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eSoqPMrfVLg
>>695141542
Fireworks
>>695143321
did it die?
WE HAVE TO NAME THE FUCKER FIRST YOU GUYS
>>695143747
Probably.
>>695143747
Some say it lives on the moon to this day
>>695143747
No it became space frog and lived in the stratosphere
>>695143866
ICARUS
>>695143747
>"Did it die?"
Do you really need to ask?
>>695143866
ICARUS REROLL
You hurt that lizzy ill hurt you
>>695143866
TYRONE