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Random bitch thinks im someone else, 8 decides what I text her next
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I'm just going to come out and say it... Tanya, I really think you and I should fuck.
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nice 10 year old phone cunt. your carrier name is fucking accurate
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>>695126362
Roll
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>>695126430
kek
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>>695126362
Rollin again
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niggers?
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>>695126362
Roll
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>>695126362
good one rolling for this
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>>695126362
rell
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>>695126362
gnillor
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>>695126362
kill me roll
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>>695125869
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show me ur vagina hole baby
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how do you feel about mudkipz and would you dress up as one to please me
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>>>695125869
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>>695126362
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>>695126362
Rollerino
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>>695125869
Toronto?
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>>695126912
>>695127036
my attempts to post the link to this chat have failed. i will now waste an 8
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NIGGERS :D
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>>695126362
Rooolllll
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>>695127208
Oh shit, is he gonna deliver?
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>>695126939
roll
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>>695127208
wasted
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>>695127208
winar
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I wanna shove my tongue deep down that cunt
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>>695127208
WINRAR
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>>695127208
win'd
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New number is 5
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op will deliver
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>>695126362
rolling
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>>695127208
Rekt
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>>695126362
Rolling for 5
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"Tanya, I have been wanting to sniff your panties for awhile now. I have just been very embarassed and I can't control these urges. Can you please sit on my face auntie? It'll be a secret. I love you.."
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>>695126362
Again
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Waiting for reply
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tell her if she doesn't reply then her mom will die in her sleep
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>>695126362
Rolling
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>>695126362
roll
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I WANT TO KISS YOUR BALLOON KNOT
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>>695126362
Roll
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>>695127606
Rolling
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>>695127755
WIN NIGGER
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>>695127755
Double fucking five
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>>695127688
Reroll
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>>695127755
WINRAR posting
next number is 6
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>>695127606
Rolling for 6
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>>695127606
ROLLING AGAIN
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>>695127208
>>695127755
Deliver already you stupid fucking nigger
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Is OP here, guys
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>>695127688
Reroll for a 6
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>>695127606
Oh god please, rolling. I want you to tell her this.
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>>695127606
roll
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>>695127606
Rolling for this again COME ON
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>>695127606
reroll
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>>695128352
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>>695128352
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Here's a better 8 roll.

"Hey Tanya, I've been thinking recently, I have been watching a lot of incest porno and you texting me out of the blue really got me turned on... send a pic for your favorite nephew?"
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>>695128406
Kill confirmed
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>>695125869
OP IS A HUGE MASSIVE FAGGOT WHO DOESN'T DELIVER
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Send her 20 messages in a row calling her a nigger.
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>>695126362
Holy shit op fuck you please
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tanya, hitler did do nuffen wrong
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>>695127606
NOW SAY THIS ONE IT WILL MATCH AND GO PERFECTLY
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>>695127606
Roll
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>>695128497
Rollllll
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>>695128560
See>>695128506
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>>695128506
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>>695128497
Gooby pls
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>>695128497
THIS
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>>695128506
"I sent you a text, don't act like you fucking misunderstood me"
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Wasted roll

Just say that
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>>695127606
ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
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>>695128497
roll
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>>695128753
Roll
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>>695128619
roll
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>>695128497
reroll
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>>695128753
Roll
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>>695128506
I really want to eat your pussy and suck your ass...I dream of us having anal..please help me
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>>695128497
Rolzz
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>>695128506
Tanya I see the way you look at me. How bout you send a pic and show me what you're working with ;) pic for pic
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>>695128753
roll
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>>695128497
this, then >>695128753
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Ooga booga go back to Africa, coon.
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>>695128753
roll
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>>695128866
DUBS
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>>695128506
Haha just kidding. Everyone knows I'm gay. You knew that, right? I mean it's not a big secret or anything
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>>695128866
Winrar
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>>695128497
God please roll
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>>695128619
reroll
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Wanna watch me sniff my own butthole sometime?
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>>695128753
this this this
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>>695128506
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>>695128958
WINRAR!!!
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now dubs
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LEGENDARY TRIPS GET

"You should've watched batman vs superman with me haha. We could've cuddled... and maybe more?"
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Just send a dick pic now
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>>695128902
Roll
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>>695128866
Can you sound for desperate int he end, though? Like "please help me tayna i need this"
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>>695128958
psssshhhh
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>>695128497
rollin
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"I mean honestly Tanya I've been bouncing on my boys dick for hours thinking about you, and I really want you to FUCK my ASS."
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>>695128958
HAHAHAHA
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>>695128902
Rollin
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>>695128958
Winrawr xD
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>>695128506
Bueno
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>>695128497
roll
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>>695128497
rerolled
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Reminder that quads are quads, double trips, and triple dubs

Let's take 5555 as an example

The first three 5s are a trip, and so are the last three 5s

The first two 5s are a dub, same as the middle two 5s, and also the last two 5s

So, without a doubt, quads are quads, trips, and dubs.
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if dubs OP calls her and puts on a horny voice and vacaroos the phonecall
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>>695129479
What the fuck man
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>>695129479
Thank you for clarifying
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>>695129479
do you have autism
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>>695129654
Hey he has the first amendment, fuck off and let him do what he wants.
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>>695129479
>triple dubs
Kys
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>>695128753
roll
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>>695129479
Summer
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>>695129720
>excuse me
>excuse you

Fucking lost it at the fact that she corrected herself
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Tanya, I just want you to throw your soiled panties onto my face after a long day of you marinating them for me. Please... we'll keep it a secret sweetheart. Send me one picture of your shapely ass so I can masturbate tonight with my ears hot. I want to make you my loyal little girlfriend. We can go on vacations and fuck hard, no one will know we are aunt and nephew.
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>>695129479
What the fuck did I just read
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>>695129811
Kek
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>>695129811
Oh look double singles
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>>695129720
The last time you came over and used the toilet, I collected some of the toilet water after you used it and kept it in a jar under my bed.
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>>695129999
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>>695129720

Erotic fiction novel INC
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>>695129969
I'm fucking dying
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"It's a fact of life that love comes in many shapes and forms, and the fact I want to fuck you is just part of life. It's science, not a dick, don't take it like one unless its mine."
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>>695129720
LMFAO
inb4 auntie calls mummy and jimmy gets chewed out
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>>695129720
Tell me you don't fantasie with me
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>>695129969
Oh fuck yes, 69 FTW, rolling
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may I get a picture of your tits please tanya?
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>>695129969
Rolling for this
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>>695128506
you mean dubsings?
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>>695129969
THIS.. DO IT OP..
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>>695129720
I know this is a big shock to hear this from me, but what do we have to have to be afraid of? I'm sure you'd like to feel a different cock for once.
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>>695129479
This is what autism looks like, folks.
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>>695130251
Please don't show her this, I wanted it to be between just us
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>>695129969
GOLDEN.
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>>695129969
>>695129969
roll
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>>695129479
But that's wrong, senpai desu.
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tanya chill. we both know u need a good dicking
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>>695130251
Please ask my mom to join us, that would be amazing
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"forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass."
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>>695130470
OP fucking ruined it with the gay text. Now it just seems like a troll. Should've kept it tasteful. smh
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Ask for her nudes
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>>695129969
Plzzzz
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>>695130524
Roll
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>>695130524
>forgive english, i am Russia

lost
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>>695130559
yep^^
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>>695129969
>>695129969
>>695129969

this
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>>695130251
Ask for moms number
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>>695130524
Go back to Russia we already have planty of faggots here in EEUU.
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>>695129954
Kek
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>>695130524
rolll
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>>695130524
>i am Russia
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Great! Show her too! I would love that sweet ass along with yours!
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>>695130251
No please don't show my mommy. I'll lick your pussy autie. Just please don't show mom. Let's just keep this our little secret. No one will know. I know you'll enjoy yourself
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>>695130648
winrar
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>>695129969
Dubs I choose you
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>>695130449

No it ISN'T.

5555 is obviously 555
and also both X555 and 555X,
as well as 55XX, X55X, and XX55!

It's all of those at the same time, so quads, double trips, and triple dubs.
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>>695130762
rolling
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>>695130762
this
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I really am asking you to help me, Tanya. I have a sexual syndrome that makes me crave incest. I know it sounds nasty, but I need this. And I'm sure you could use a break from my uncle too :)
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>>695129969
thiz
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>>695130251

"call my mom, I don't give a fuck"
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>>695130824
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Send me a tit pic now or I will kill my mom tonight.
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Check the number before you text next time, dumbass
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>>695130913
roll
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>>695129969
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>>695130941
Roll
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>>695130824
Anon..
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>>695130941
Reroll
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>>695130824
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>>695130941
Re
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>>695130687
Mom would notice it's not the right number, let the Auntie humiliate herself in front of the whole family
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>>695126362
rollerino
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I don't care, call her, I'll still fuck your MILF ass
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>>695131144
Dub dubs good enough
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>>695129969
I need dem dubs come on god of dubs
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"Tanya, REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia ….fuck the croatia ,..FUCKk ashol turks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey"
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>>695131144
Stop bumping your shitty post fag.
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>>695130941
>>695131144
why ruin it already retards?
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>>695129969
PLEASE...
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>>695131211
Roll
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>>695131218
8 confirms
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in exchange for a bj i won't tell mother about the way u touched me that one time
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>>695131211
This is a much better roll, do this instead
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>>695131211
roll
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>>695131211
kekekekek
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>>695131211
winrar
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>>695131211
WINRAR
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>>695131259
Did you not see the last post from op? It's already over.
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>>695131255
Exactly. What a shit fuckin post. Fuckin retard
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>>695131509
Nah, this has potential >>695131211
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>>695131144
Ruined it fag
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Op don't be a faggot okay
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you faggots didn't even really try to at least smooth talk a little to set the scene
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