>>695105721
thank fuck you kept this going bro, im the good guy btw

I only shit with my pants and boxers completely off and with the seat cover up. I don't know why but I just feel way more comfortable with it like that.

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>>695106047
>>695105721

Was about to send this before the thread died:

>>695104124
Your story interesting as fuck bro i wanna know what ends up happening but i guess ill never know. Don't do stupid shit tho, but you gotta do what you gotta do, just dont get caught. gl

>>695106346
I appreciate the advice and concern. Thanks bro, as long as I don't end up in jail I'll probably do a follow up. I just hope it all goes well. Either way I may be fucked (if I go for it I'm likely to end up in jail, if I don't then I miss out on love).

When I was younger (like really young) A girl was in my room she tried to kiss me and I puked and ran away. About 14 years later and I still haven't talked to her since

>>695105721
I am genuinely in love with the thought of fucking my mother and just cumming in her pussy

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>>695107060
Why are you so scared? who the fuck will know that you fucked her? seriously WHO WILL KNOW? Why are you americans so fucking scared of police knowing everything

>>695107928

because teenage girls love drama and everyone in america is looking for someone to vilify

>>695107928
I'm not scared of the police, her older brother caught us about a year ago. We were just exchanging messages. No pics and nothing sexual was mentioned but he knew something was up. He told me to stop and I tried but it felt like I was turning my back on her. We continued to talk after about a 3 months of silence.

>>695105721
Sounds like you are trying to relive your past by convincing yourself you love your sis in law at the same age your your wife was when you met her. Why does it have to be love anon, we get it she is hot, just go for it.

>>695105721

tell your wife. get her to talk her sister into bed with you.

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I drop acid into people's drinks at buffets if they get up to use the bathroom. I'll do this at bars sometimes and make sure I put a fuckton in. I want people to lose their minds.

I also masturbate to documentaries of severely autistic and retarded people

>>695108404
>hang out
>fuck
>ez

>>695105721
don't wait, go for sis in law
then start a rekt thread

>>695107928
What is that cover picture from?

>>695108620
That's the thing, it feels like more than just a sexual attraction. Still, that thought has entered my mind more than once and it honestly bothers me. To just fuck her and nothing more really bothers me.
>>695108737
In a perfect world, my wife is the jealous type
>>695109084
See --->>695108404 he still watches us but since she is out on summer vacation and he has a job we have a coke of hours where were kinda alone. My wife is always in the house with us and that house has about 6 others living there too.
>>695109158
Let me get right on that

I murdered a homeless guy with a hammer in southern Vermont

>>695108927
>best friend
>kek

>>695108927

Shit, I want free acid.

>>695105721
My husband is deployed and I get these random urges to just get drunk and go out and let some random person fuck me senseless.
My husband is the only person I've ever been with, and I have SPD so I don't like people touching me but right now I just want to put on a short skirt and go out and let some guy fuck me.
It's been six months since I last had sec and goddamn I want to get some dick so bad.

>>695108927
I had a coworker that put like 6 hits in some douchebag's drink at a bar. We left before it started to take hold. Always wondered how that guy's night ended up.

I took an ENTIRE dildo for the first time last night

>>695109987
You're not the only one. I see this at every post I go from the down range perspective and once from a rear-d perspective. It's human nature, let your conscience be your guide.

I have a huge fantasy of having sex with a girl with incredibly soft skin and pinning her head down and chewing off the skin from her face. When I shake hands with some of the women at work I have a huge urge to break their arms and rub my face all over their backs and then bite chunks out.

>>695109987

just hang out on /b/ and whack your dick to trap porn like the rest of us

but a big salute to your bravery for gay marrying each other, I'm sure his fellow soldiers look askance at your hubby now that they all know he's a peter puffer

>>695105721
I've fucked Op's mother tonight, and now i feel like i am dirty or that i have some HIV shit.

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>>695105721
you are a pedo, you sicken me.

I troll /b/ threads with stale copy pasta's

>>695109987

Special snowflake, wait till hubby comes back so you can compare yourself to legitimate mental illness. If you want to get fucked, just do it.

>>695105721

Dude, leave the wife - Relating the two scenarios only confuses them and you teach your kids to settle for that shit. If you're not happy leave.

Leave then see if the urge to risk your entire life on a 14 year old is still there after you've slain plenty legit post-marriage vagina.

>>695110446
I don't know how guilty I'd feel if I actually did it.
I don't know if he's fucked anyone while he's been gone.
I lost a ton of weight so I feel confident, it wouldn't have anything to do with emotion I just want sum fuk yo
I guess that counts as cheating though, and I'm not cool with that

>>695110394
bad, sometimes I wait to see them deteriorate. Being drugged with something as strong as acid w/o knowing never ends well. I will continue doing this until I'm dead

>>695110523
>gay married
Okay yes that's what's happening here
>>695110664
The saddest fucking part is that he's been gone six months, and will be back in a few weeks. I don't know why this is coming up now.

>>695110556
You missed by one
Honestly, I don't care if I sicken you
>>695110664
Interesting perspective, never thought of it that way but man will that fuck my kids up regardless of which choice I make.

>>695110868
The "whatifs" always get ya.

I fuck 2 married women behind their partner's back. I meet them at a local sex store with a theater and rooms. One isn't hot, but I fuck her then go into a glory hole to let someone suck her off of me to finish me off. Typically the gh person doesn't know.

My other one is that I fuck a 19 year old bareback and nut inside of her. She doesn't know that I have a vasectomy and she's legit trying to have my kid.

>>695110671
>>695110868
If he's coming back in a few weeks then just wait. If you still feel like it afterwards then do it. Go masturbate to calm yourself down a bit, or let it build up and whore out on him when he gets back. Don't let the thought of him fucking other woman influence you unless you know for certain he's done it

>>695111172
Dude don't be so ego centric. You only have a small chance of "fucking up" your kids if you really care. This is the line parents sell themselves to justify their actions that ultimately further their misery because we value ourselves by our sacrifices for others.

Your kids have no concept or understanding of how to measure that. All they do is receive how you treat them and monitor how you act in life as a model and definition of what to expect. If you live happy and raising them is a true part of that happiness, they'll grow up to be happy.

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>>695111788
>>695111502
>>695111424
>>695111172
>>695110868
can u guys shut the fuck up

>>695110468
Dude wtf

I'm more sexually attracted to my sisters in law. Both are in their early 20's. My wife's a great person, just not sexually attracted to her really.

Drunkenly tried to have sex with a drunk girl. Nothing happened, and she didn't really care, but rumor got around and I got arrested. I denied everything and ended up with community service and a drunk and disorderly type "conviction."

I've fucked around with my best friend's sister when I was younger (legal and consensual). He never knew the full extent of what happened. He just thought she had a crush on me. There was a month overlap between her and my now-wife. Wife doesn't know what happened, again just thought she (his sister) had a crush on me. She doesn't talk to me at all... kinda awkward.

First meaningful connection was with a girl across the country over AIM during my teen years. I wish we had ended up together, but we were too far away and grew up. We catch up over email like once a year. She's in a long term relationship with a PhD candidate.

I hate my job, would rather open my own sandwich shop (not a fatass) but no money/credit to do so. I'd pretty much rather go back to working in a decent non-chain restaurant than my current writing job, even though it pays more and I get to work from home.

>>695111788
God dammit, that's pretty fucking sound advice. All that's left now is the legal side I guess. I know it can be done but we'll both pretty much have to kiss our family's goodbye.

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>>695112088
No

>>695112310
Fix your marriage first. If your relationship with the teenager waited this long, it can wait long enough to emd the marriage. If anything divorce will enable you both with enough of distance and family drama that no one will suspect anything.

P.S. you'll likely lose a percentage of interest once you hit it or you divorce.

>>695112088
Naw

>>695111424
They do get me pretty bad. I've always been adamant about being faithful, but it doesn't seem wrong if it's just casual sex
>>695111502
I'm trying man. Those were my thoughts while masturbating, I don't want to be unfaithful but I also just want some sex after this long

>>695113008
>>695111788
>>695108620
>>695106346
Thanks bros. This is why I love /b.

>>695105721
I'm starting a sex toy company and my family doesn't know.

I have sex with my cousin when his gf is busy

>>695109987
lmao kill yourself

Anon, you are not thinking this through. You are counting on a 14-year-old girl to cover for you. 14 years old. I can pretty easily predict where this will go if you pursue it.

- Her undeveloped brain will come to believe she's in love with you. Permanent, endless, greatest-of-all-time love.
- You will want to keep it on the down low.
- She will start to feel like she's getting the short end of the stick in the deal. Wife enjoys all the perks (home, furnishings, money) and the kid gets to see the back seat of your car sometimes.
- The kid will start to whine about the deal.
- You will realize this needs to stop. But since the girl is in permanent, endless love, all this means to her is that your wife is messing up the kid's fairy tale love.
- The kid will rat you out to your wife in hopes of finally "winning" you. [I might not have all of the above exactly right, but I have this part right.]
- SHTF won't begin to describe the hell you will endure then.

>>695114247
I consider that often, thanks for the input

>>695114885
Adding onto this anon:

The girl isn't an adult yet, she doesn't know what she really wants.

The girl isn't an adult yet, she might become something you don't want.

The girl isn't an adult yet, you can't have an actual adult relationship with her.

>>695115059
if you're willing to break a vow just because you're tired of getting off by yourself you should kill yourself

>>695116279
I don't think I'd actually do it, it's just a persistent thought.
And it really isn't much of a vow, we got married on a whim without any ceremony and have discussed sex with other people.

>>695108927
>I also masturbate to documentaries of severely autistic and retarded people
why would you masturbate to home videos?

Decemer 16th 2013 I was at my girlfriends house watching Greys Anatomy while she was at work (it was my day off) and her little brother came over. I told him she was gonna be at work until 7:30 (trying to get him to leave). He plopped onto the couch and wouldnt go. Her brother was how you say... A faggot. To be honest I though he was kind of cute, even though im not gay. I might be bi but hes the only dude whos caught my eye. I did some playful flirting and so did he. He ended up blowing my on my girlfriends couch and I ate him out. All i could think about was her dog sitting there watching and my saying in my head "you better not say shit". This lead to an affair that lasted 2 years with her brother, and she had no clue. He moved to Boston for work and I broke up with her saying I didnt like her anymore and that she was too busy to have a realtionship with and some other garbage. And i moved to Boston with him. We've been dating in secret for 9 months. She still doesnt have a clue that i fucked her brother in front of her own dog then moved in with him.

>>695117055
>thought he was kind of cute
>blew him
>calls other people faggot
reconsider your life's worth and/or kill yourself

>>695117654
Never said I wasnt a faggot friend

>>695117833
and I'm not saying you're not a faggot but to re-evaluate the way you talk about people for doing the things you make fun of others for doing

>>695118015
What are you talking about? so Im fucking another man in the asshole, and yet I cant call him a faggot? You seem to be a very backwards fellow

when im on my period i masturbate using the blood as lube(i have very heavy periods so everything is very smooth and it feels amazing)

I have hallucinations at night

My relationship was horrible, I was expected to do everything in it. But god damn it I miss the ability I had to tell my bf anything and everything. It's small things like finding a weird dildo online and knowing my friends would think I'm being lewd that makes me miss him.

my cars friend tried to mom me in the back of my finger

>>695118441
How do you not get blood everywhere? Where do you prefer to mastrubate (flat surfice, bed, etc)? I'm genuinely curious, sorry if I sound intrusive

I have long poems and songs about all the people I know. I include little made up names for them.

I've posted this before.


For example, I call gay people GayCrows. There's a musical number that goes to it.

>>695105721
Bruh you're mistaking paternal Instincts for romantic feelings and she's doing the exact same. Man up and don't take advantage of her. Also tell your wife to shape up or ship the fuck out.

>>695120123
i masturbate in my restroom on the floor and i put down toilet paper where i sit

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>>695120123
not the girl you asked, but sex on period is actually a pretty wet thing. blood is a very good lube. Also you dont get it everywhere when you stick in mostly. shit gets fucked up when you cum and the bloodcum sauce drops out. just have a towel under the hip and everythings fine. same for masturbation

>>695105721
I would not do that if I were you but I'm an anonymous person that can't stop you

Enjoy getting ass raped in Corcoran

>>695120844
>>695121015
Thank you

>>695105721
This sounds very similar to me now dating my step sister. Her mom supports us fully and i already lived with them so now we just share a room. Got rid of the wife and I'm much happier. I say do it man. Keep the relationship in the down low till you divorce the fatty and then move on

>>695105721
In the past two months I've killed my cat that family thinks ran away (moving, couldn't find a home for it, 9mm federal hst to head), killed my old neighbor which is a whole fucked up story in itself, and broke into other nearby neighbor house while they were on vacation (took few bottles of liquor, few other small things and car keys). Have had to keep depression and a multitude of things related/caused by that a secret for years so maybe I'm conditioned, but keeping everything inside and knowing it's never coming out is really numbing sometimes. Will post murder story if anyone wants

>>695121182
O shit who's your fave officer

>>695110468
That's fucked up kys soon before you eat someone's face fuckhead

>>695121015
blood is a terrible lube, its designed to congeal and friction helps speed that up.

Maybe if you're wet enough at the same time, but blood on its own? fucking awful

>>695105721

Here's the secret that people are too stupid to realize.


What you're feeling is normal. It's exacerbated because it's taboo and adds an element of interest to your otherwise boring life. The notion of adulthood is temporally and culturally located, and most of the world doesn't recognize the mores that would land your ass in jail forever here in the US.

The only thing is that you're risking serious jail time and being on the sex offender registry (which will basically ruin the rest of your life - you're on the "not cool kids" list forever). It won't damage the girl most likely, nor will it do irreversible damage to anyone else involved.

Just remember she's a 14 year old girl. She's stupid - just like most adults. She'll have a whole society telling her that she's doing something she isn't supposed to, and that's a lot for a person to deal with - especially a young person. If she's even relatively normal, she'll probably tell someone (ie her best friend).

So it's up to you if it's worth that risk. I'm just an observer.

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>>695121303

sure. murder story.

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I molested my sister while she was asleep a couple years ago, pretty rough and definitely worth it
I can explain in detail if you want

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>>695105721
You are a pedo in the eyes of the law. wait till she's not a freaking minor and not still forming her ideas about men and sex.

>>695121524
Tons of shit is natural doesn't mean it should be allowed.

>>695121645
just post your lies already

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this is me. i am addicted to exposure and humiliation, whether its my own or others. it turns me on. it has pretty much ruined my life. yet i keep posting my fat spread asshole for all to see.

>>695105721
Me and my group of friends (mix of males and females) have this giant friends with benefits thing going on where we all gather together every now and then just have sex together.

Recently though I found a girlfriend and they want me to bring her in...

>>695121746
>trying to be funny with tabs

how fucking edgy are you

>>695108737
>tell your wife. get her to talk her sister into bed with you.

My previous wife was so bent that she would have done that in a heartbeat if she had a sister. My current wife does have a sister and would actually enjoy it if I did. I've shared a bed with her on more than one occasion. The problem is that I think she has an issue with me being 30 years older than her. (I'm 20 years older than my wife).

>>695121771

That's a whole other question and your asperger's rage caused you to totally miss my point.

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>>695118441
I call bullshit

When I was in elementary school (4-5 grade), me and a couple of older girls (I think 8 grade girls) hid in a room and they took turns touching me and in return I fingered them in the pussy and ass.
Some of them cried because I was practically punching them inside the vagina, but the others loved it and gave me $3 if I remember correctly

>>695122051
Shut up faggot how about you go fuck some kids or something you fucking loser

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>>695108927
So, you have a dropper of liquid acid that you take to work just to fuck with people? Nope, sorry son.

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>>695121893

I envy you. I've tried to get something like that started so many times and the girls all bitch out.

I hear grass helps. It's a shame you aren't PA or I'd ask to join.

>>695121458
when you first start it is just blood but because you use the blood as lube you get wet quickly and youre using natural lube instead of blood

>>695122243
actually threw up in my mouth a little reading that, thx anon

i used to flash my sister

>>695114885
>>695115304
Really solid advice and it will be taken into consideration. Much appreciated.
>>695120752
This has crossed my mind, I still think it's more than that but your advice is much appreciated.
>>695121228
Happiness over everything else, do you have kids?
>>695121524
She probably has already, my only saving grace right now is we haven't done anything sexual or exchanged pictures or videos since she is shy and an introvert. We've hugged and laid on one another and lately she seems more outgoing and generally happy and willing to go out to places she wouldn't otherwise. I can wait till she is of age but then I risk losing her, as long as she's happy then I'll be ok I guess.

>>695122207

Again, you missed my point. My point wasn't fucking kids is okay or that he should do it, my point was that building up this bullshit western narrative that what he's doing is UBER TABOO FORBIDDEN LOVE is fucking stupid and just exacerbating his desire to do it.

But you missed that part, because you're too small and pathetic of a person to see past your own culture. You hear the buzzwords, and immediately your emotions start racing before you can even think about it.

And the reason you do it is because you were told to. You're literally the problem with the world. Fuck off.

>>695121746
fuck yiou

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>>695110468

I knew a family was going to be killed and let it happen. They were a family of disgusting scumfucks who would have killed my friend if he hadnt killed them first tho

>>695121893
Well? You going to let her join or what? Also does your other friends share their partners?

>>695122400

Dubs checked.

Also, it sounds like your mind is already made up.

Don't be stupid. Whatever bed you make, you'll have to sleep in.

>>695121903
beyond anon, beyond

>>695105721
Do it anon, make her the happiest girl in the world.

>>695112226
Hang in there, /b/tard. Do what makes you happy.

>>695122136
about what

>>695122581
no I'm too old for you

>>695122892
>>695121903

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZjX65NYVGM

>>695121303
Do tell

I've been gaping my best friend's girlfriend's asshole for close to four years now. Couple times after I'm done I've wiped my hands on his pillow (fucked in his bed while he's at work)

>>695122869
It's not, I can assure you. Thanks for the advice though

>>695123350
>I've been gaping my best friend's girlfriend's asshole for close to four years now
>gaping my best friend's girlfriend's asshole
>gaping asshole

>>695122240
I know what you mean. Our group is uneven, we have four extra males than females because some of the females either bailed or are in a relationship now.

>>695122748
I'm still deciding. She knows about it and she says she's okay going but I don't know if I'll be okay. That's also kind of the problem. Some of them bring their partners and I feel like a D-bag if I don't bring mines. They seem to have normal relationship outside of this group but I don't know if I can manage that after seeing my girlfriend sleep with someone else.

>>695123350
Nice.
I've got a friend who bitch I've been plowing. She's not into butt stuff and neither am I.
She's fuckin scary good at lying to him tho, she's even got him paying most of the bills and rent.
Little does he know she sometimes skips work or gets out early and doesn't tell him just so she can come pick me up and we go fuck at her parents house while nobody's home.

>>695121015
>blood is a very good lube.

especially when combined with lube.

one time i made a whale jump out of its tail

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Incest porn is what I get off to, but I have no attraction to family members myself. Also beastiality. I think it's just anything fucked up.
I find some of these replies hot.

>>695119661
Me too. Like a fall asleep for a second, wake up and hallucinate, and go back to sleep

>>695123538
>what can I say bro?
>Wasn't gaping, til I'ma raping.
>Not literally though, rapes not funny
>but she's so small and I'm so huge if you were watching us fuck, it'd just look like rape no matter what.

>>695105721
>I'm a high functioning methamphetamine addict (Very low dose but regular use)
>I've been diagnosed as bipolar, will die before i allow myself to be put on mood stabilisers.
Dont have very many secrets really, im pretty openly weird.

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>>695109987
Nobody likes a TRICAREItops, fucking kill yourself.

I undo the vacuum seals on people's clothes when we're underway so they smell like amine when they go out on a port call.

I gave my step mother's god daughter crabs.

When I was about twelve years old, I had cousins that lived in the next town over. It was only like a 30 minute walk.

I live in a rural area and locomotion is not difficult from trails. Sometimes (especially on summer nights when I knew they'd be out of the house), I'd sneak out of the window in my room, walk the whole way over to their house, break in through the basement window, and vandalize the bathroom - rub toothbrushes in the toilet, unroll toilet paper, knock things over, pee in the toothbrush holders - you name it. I would never do anything else.

I never heard them complain about it or if they ever figured out what happened.

>>695105721
You're a stupid fucking nigger.

Grown ass man doesn't know teenagers are actually giant children who don't know what they want and don't know any better.

You're gonna ruin her life. If you're serious and she's serious don't fuck her yet. Wait till she's legal

>>695121624
>>695121624
Typing hold on

>>695109987
>Dr. /b/ here
>I'm diagnosing you with SWD
>That's Selfish Whore Disorder for the layman.
>I'm Prescribing a dildo, a hitachi, and in emergency cases a pricess jewel ass plug but only to be used if you've come dangerously close to violating the sanctity of marriage.

>>695108927
give me free acid anon, i live in nyc.

>>695124829

That's right folks, in most of the world where the vast majority of 14 year olds are working jobs, supporting families, have wives, husbands, and even children of their own, in the West they're just giant walking babies.


This perspective isn't surprising, because virtually all our adults are gigantic walking children. Constantly staring at their phones, ignoring the world around them, getting into car accidents and walking into traffic because they're focused on pokemon go, the list is endless.

I hate you all.

>>695124898

I concur with your diagnosis and treatment, Dr. /b/.

>>695114071
My name is dan and I don't know what to do.

>>695105721
End it now, but delicately. Your family is more important than jugging the hand grenade you've got going with a 14 year old girl's emotions.

>>695124829
Am I waiting just so I don't get in trouble with the law? If that's your reason then that's fairly dumb but I understand your whole "if serious then wait" so your advice is appreciated.

>>695105721
Pretty sure I've got ass cancer but I'm too scared to find out

>>695105721
Lemme guess u r Latino fagit?

>>695125156
when you only live till 35 you've got to get to adulthood a lot faster anon.

They don't have the luxury of taking their time maturing, we do. Were you supporting a family at age 14? do you think you were fucking ready for it anon?

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>>695124898
>mfw you don't know what SPD is and how unlikely it would make me to let another person remotely close
It's just a whim man, the chances of me actually doing it are so slim it's barely worth acknowledging. I can't stand people touching me even in casual places like the arms, fantasy isn't reality.
So do I want to go out and rent a sleazy motel and fuck some bearded Chad? Yes.
Will I actually do so? No.
I would sell my soul to bet that my husband has similar thoughts.

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>>695125156
Go to bed, Wilbur.

>>695125333
Checked
More legit advice
>>695125467
Was it the "Santa Monica Pier" that made you believe this? Here's your "You"

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>>695121624
Comment too long see pic related. Time to drink now

>>695125669
Cool pins. Do they give those out at orientation, or...?

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>In a group skype call
>think of a way to break the ice a bit
>decide to fart on the mic
>diarrhea fills pants
>asshole sounds like a choking volcano
>awkward quiet sets in
>mfw
>leave the call without saying anything
>never go to voice chats again
Not really a super interesting secret or anything, but its my most shameful moment in life.

>>695124829
Such emotion, don't be a bitch guy, nobody's lookin and this aint gonna make you look good.
Of course he's gonna ruin her life, but isn't that what was gonna happen anyways if this young lady is so stupid she'd be willing to fuck what is essentially a family member? Not that I'd expect you to really care what with the racial slurs and apathy toward his predatory sexual desires.
>>695105721
As for you you fuckin playground pedophile, 14 is pretty young for a dude in his 20s there numb nuts. I don't care what part of the country, world, universe, or jail yard you're from, this is the type of shit people beat others to death for, so make sure she's worth it.
It's not like you're only 3 or 4 years older than her guy, you've got at least a decade on her and that means your intentions are about as pure as Sasha Grey in a nun outfit with three guys occupying all holes and 40 more waiting their turn.

>>695105721
Oh bring, let me tell you. Do what you please with your sis in law. Just be honest and up.front with her. But you have to be honest and up front with yourself.

What do you want out of the relationship with her? Intimacy and hard core dirty sec. Amiright? Yes I am.

She does too. "Lovers". That's the key word. Use it. Exploit it. Then come back here and share the fucking stories.
You're welcome.

BTW. I have successfully done this myself and plan on keeping on.

>>695105721
I went on omegle when I was underaged and showed my pussy. *~*

>>695125946
>>695125859
>>695125762
Just a heads up, a buch of faggots are monitoring your ass-pussy bitch.

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>>695126042
He walked with a swagger.

>>695105721
Bad luck OP. Modern society will judge you harshly. It wasn't so long ago that what you feel was fine. But your wife is a modern fucking post-feminist loser who desires only what she wants and this other woman you love is not considered ok for you to love. Society hates you.

>>695126165
Smooth
I applaud you, now send pics

>>695109590
What was a homeless guy doing with a hammer in southern Vermont?

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>>695124002
The only reason I sometimes watch incest porn is because it often has young girls.
I am a pedo

>>695126165
How old is cat now?

>>695109987
You are scum.

>>695126165
>fuckin tweens over here
I went on AOL instant Messenger and cyber fucked 37 people of all different genders, races, and backgrounds.
>amateur

>>695123321 posted it
>>695125972

I went on ROBLOX when I was 11 and I always roleplayed as a guy then I fell in love with this girl and she liked me too and then we dated, I dated her for 4 years and we got so emotionally attatched and I was so much of a pussy to tell her I'm a girl.
But then she came out to me and told me she's not 16, she's 14. And I wanted to tell her the same but I was way too scared. After that day, I never talked to her again. Every other account I knew from her was blocked and she deactivated many accounts.

I'm over her but I still regret not telling her the true me. She said she was completely straight, that's why I was scared.

>>695126712
Btw guys, this is how I found out I was bisexual.....
On a kids game.

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>>695126380
Sorry not showing tits

>>695105721
I kept fucking my roommate even after he got a boyfriend. Sometimes I hang out with them both and boyfriend is really sweet. He's young and naive. When the bf finds out he'll probably feel betrayed. Never trust anyone again. Hate the big city we live in. :'(

>>695126533
I'm legal.

>>695126712
Is that you GiantDildo33SpoogeMaster????

>>695126992
Show tits pl0x

>>695126992
No need to if you don't want to, I'm already blown away
Beautiful ass, I can already tell you're cute asf
I'm anon ;* what's your name?

>>695127096
Is that you pxssyDEstroyrrrr1337???

>>695121015
i have sex with my girlfriend while she's on her period every month, who cares ?

see you in sex offender prison soon! you decide if it was worth it.

>>695127337
Hi I'm john

>>695125338
It's probably just warts. Or tears that healed badly if your a fag. Ask the doctor about it the next time you have an appointment. They've seen nastier asses than yours.

>>695125972
Cunts who wanted story left???? I typed and got in feels for you fags

This ones not too bad but, I had sex in the missionary position for the sake of procreation.

>>695105721
You have a problem, you need to seek help. What you are doing is not only unethical and illegal. It will fuck that kid up for the rest of their life.

>>695127337
>>695127568
XDD buurned

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>>695125669
>>695125762
>>695125859
>>695125946
Monitors be monitorin'

>>695126992
gonna need a timestamp anon

>>695126712
if you still have any of the info about her we could probably help find some way of getting in contact.

Not very constructive probably, but it might help give you some closure.

>>695121746
Stop

>>695126009
Made me laugh

I had oral sex with my cousin (shes actually adopted so its not really incest). I regret it and she wouldnt leave me alone. ended up accusing me of rape and i just recently was told i was innocent unless given any evidence of rape. Im so relieved but our family is fucked because of it.

>>695105721
Tell me when you're going so I can call the police because I live in Santa Monica.

>>695125972
shit, I need to do my taxes

thanks for reminding me anon

I really want to seduce my wifes mother but i dont know how. Shes super conservative christian and been married to one dude her whole life. But i recently peaked at her changing and cant get how hard her nipples are are out of my head. My wife has soft nipples and is skinny. Her mother is curvy and yowzer. What do?

>>695128202
Yeah that's not a word op understandS

>>695128192
Her full name is Erica Umphery or Umphery

>>695105721
>I'm in my late 20's and
>have been with my wife since we were 14. I'm torn about what to do because
>my in-law is everything my wife isn't.
>My wife has let herself go

you mean your wife is no longer 14, when your fetishes, likes, etc. got hard-coded by your wife's then 14 year old bod.

you're not in love with your sis-in-law.

when I was 13 I went to a scout camp and there was this boy there who was like twice as tall as me but not very bright, one day we are in the bathroom area at night fucking around with the taps and shit, it very slowly escalates to me and him grinding on each other, eventually we have our dicks out and are rubbing each other and trying to do anal, failed miserable a couple of times but eventually he gets it in me
>He had a MASSIVE upcurve probs in the 8.5-9 inch range, while I was still growing with a 5-6 inch downcurve
he bent me over and plowed my ass for like 2 hours while I gave him blowjobs inbetween
at one point I tried to fuck him but he kept pushing away and arced his back really high up so I couldn't get my dick in

>>695128421 this comment made typing that worth it. Still some kek in the old girl /b/
>>695127608

>>695128515

jeff?

>>695128842
didn't expect a full name so fast, I'll have a look.

how likely is it to be her real name, and do you have a city/state/etc?

>>695129345
Did he make you gay? You have a fetish for going ass to mouth on big cocks now?

>>695125972
Be okay, /b/rother, but do right by that lady. Otherwise you'll never be right yourself.

>>695125972

>friend of dad's property
>(cats) on my uncles farm now

this nigga gonna get caught and assraped

>>695129879
pretty much, I have the occasional thing where I go "dicks are gross I just want to fuck a chick" but mostly its me wanting to get held down and fucked

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>>695126531
That's a different category which kind of trumps the 'incest' label.

>>695105721

OP, my best advice is to wait until she reaches the age of consent in (I'm assuming) CA.

This WILL come out. She's not equipped to keep a secret of this magnitude. When it does, you don't want to get a sex case, because you'll have to register for life (or at least 25 years) and that'll really fuck up your professional and personal life. Do a search online and find out the AoC and just wait. It sucks, I know, but it's better than prison.

>>695126992
THEN
WHAT
FUCKING
GOOD
ARE
YOU?

>>695128515
Well first, stop using words like "yowzer"

When I was 2242, I 534'd a 412 in the 734 and 239 liked it.

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>>695105721
Want a secret?

My wife tried to murder me when we were teenagers. This is before we were dating, of course, but it's going to be one hell of a story to tell the kids.

>>695128876
Agreed. But still... who can blame him...?

>>695132653

I've only read one post by you on 4chan and already I want to murder you.

Give her a break.

Fun fact: you can hire the "american army" to slaughter your foes like they're mercenaries for hire all for a very hefty price tag

>>695132653
Wow!
Tell more, Why are you still with her, what did she try to do?

I haven't dunked my oreos in milk in years,but do dunk them in soda. juice or water.

>>695132653
Okay, I have to know.

Story time.

>>695128842
>>695129622
not getting anything useful from that name.

If you want help finding her leave a method of getting in contact, I'll need information you probably don't want to post on /b/.

I am my dad

I'm consumed by an overwhelming feeling that I'll die alone and will never feel love that lasts. I've slept for almost 30 hours straight because I cannot find the will to move.

>>695121746
kek

>>695105721
had sex with a tranny, good experience but found out it is not nice to take a 22cm dick up your ass, now i only stick to women

>>695122150
Kek, did you enjoy it at the time?

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>>695133812

That's clinical depression. See a psychiatrist and get on some meds. It's not your fault; you have a chemical imbalance. Drugs will help you. Good luck.

>>695134477
Checked... also, meds and counseling have helped me out a lot. Good luck op

>>695134158
Fuck, it took a while for me to find this thread again

And yeah, I guess it was cool
My first sexual encounter, got some girls literally butthurt and some of them had a blast
So yeah, it was great

>>695113008

Wait a few more years and then hit on one of your own kids. It'll fuck them up in the head but think of the young sex you'll have!!

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>>695132653
okay you cant just say that shit and leave it at that, i dont care if its true or fake you owe us a fucking story

greentext it or dont i want that story

>>695134761
I agree!!!
>give us green text story pl0x

>>695133032
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>>695134761
>>695135131
Okay, I greentexted this once before a while back. Let me see if I still have it saved somewhere so I don't have to type it all again.

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>>695133032
>>695133308
>>695134397
>>695134761
>>695135131
>>695135327
Preemptive pic unrelated.

Okay faggots, story time.

>Be me.
>Be 10 or so.
>New neighbors move in next door.
>Nice people, have a daughter about my age (no this isn't one of those "and then we played doctor" stories).
>They have an open house and invite all the neighbors.
>Parents drag me over there.
>For a few hours I'm playing with the kids there, new neighbor's daughter doesn't seem to like me but I don't care.
>After a few hours I need to go to the bathroom, ask new neighbors where it is.
>They tell me.
>I head over there and just walk in, couldn't see a light on under the door and our bathroom door at home has locks so it doesn't occur to me to knock, figure if there's someone in there I just won't be able to get in.
>Neighbor girl is sitting there on the toilet
>Jumps up and screams when she sees me.
>She's peeing all over the seat and the floor as she yells at me.
>Grownups show up to see what's going on.
>Neighbor girl is still peeing, now she's crying because she's embarassed.
>Parents grab me, apologize, we leave immediately.
>As the years go on our parents really hit it off, they're best friends, go out drinking all the time.
>Neighbor girl hates my guts.
>She usually comes over to my house so the same babysitter can watch us.
>We end up spending at least a couple hours together every week.
>She still fucking hates me.
>We go the same school for most of our lives, see each other every day.
>In elementary my friends and I make sure she never gets popular.
>She still fucking hates me.
>Growing up I start turning into one of the "cool kids"
>She hates how much more attention I get.
>A couple times during middle school she literally has people pretend to be her friend just to get to her house then ditch and hang out with me.
>She's always hated me, I don't care, why would I?

>>695136156

>Her popularity starts to plumit as highschool goes on; she's quiet, introverted, artistic, actually really cute but she doesn't spend hours doing her hair and nails and shit like all the "cool" girls.
>People start picking on her.
>I usually just ignore it but occasionally if all my friends are doing it I'll join in.
>She REALLY hates me; usually she just ignores the taunts, only fires back or gets flustered when I join in.
>What do I care if it hurts her? Sure, she's cute but she's always hated me.
>I start dating one of the hot popular bitches: even then I knew she was a total bitch but she was hot as hell so I put up with it.
>One day, walking through the hallways with bitchy girlfriend and her little clique when we bump into Neighbor Girl.
>GF and her friends start really laying into Neighbor Girl in that mean girls kinda way.
>Starts going too far, saying she should just fucking die, telling her to kill herself, pulling her hair.
>At this point I'm getting super uncomfortable, damn close to reigning in GF.
>Eventaully gets so bad that Neighbor Girl just fucking snaps, throws herself at bitchy gf, tears in her eyes.
>I grab her and haul her off GF, just bodily throw her a good ten feet down the hall.
>When a teacher shows up GF says the Neighbor Girl jumped her, all GF's friends back her up, worried what will happen if I tell the truth (I did just toss her) I lie too.
>Neighbor girl gets suspended for fighting in school.
>I can hear her parents screaming at her that night when I get home.
>The guilt is real.
>She shows up at our door with her parents a few minutes later.
>Her parents make her apologize to me for "attacking you and your friends in the hall"
>As she apologizes, tears leak out of her eyes.
>I feel like I'm gonna fucking throw up, the guilt is too real.
>Manage to keep a straight face.

>>695109987
We fucking hated cunts like you. All we wanted was to come home and be with you because deployment fucking sucked. And all you can think about is fucking some random dick. You have no idea what's its like to be thousands of miles from home and all you can think about is your girl. And that all she is thinking about is strange dick. Fuck you.

>>695136266

>Manage to keep a straight face.
>Her parents and mine decide to go out for drinks to "just get away from things"
>Neighbor girl and I both know they mean "get away from her"
>I watch the light in her eyes die as we stand there.
>She leaves, goes home.
>Parents leave, go drinking.
>I go sit on the couch and watch TV for a while, try to get my mind off how utterly horrible I'd been.
>Watching TV for a little while when Neighbor Girl just shows up, standing in the doorway, absolutely dead-eyed, like someone who had suffered too much to care anymore.
>It doesn't even occur to me how weird it is for her to just walk into my house, the guilt is just too much.
>I'm telling her I'm sorry, I never meant for things to go that far.
>Apologize for all the shit I'd given her over the years, apologize for bullying her, apologize for being mean to her in highschool.
>Literally on my knees with tears in my eyes at this point, begging her forgiveness, saying I'm sorry my friends and I were jerks to her in elementary school.
>Finally apologize to her for making her pee all over the day we first met.
>For a moment things are quiet, then she starts laughing.
>Doesn't even occur to me how weird that is; I'm just running down the list of all the things I've ever done wrong by her, but that strange apology probably saved my life.
>Neighbor Girl starts laughing harder, tears leaking from her eyes.
>She loses her composure so much that something slips from her hand, something I hadn't noticed: a handgun.
>Neighbor Girl had come to my house, dead eyed and silent, carrying a fucking pistol.
>As soon as she realizes I see it, she stops laughing.
>We sit there in silence for half an instant before she lunges for the gun.
>I grab her, haul her kicking and fighting self away from it.
>We end up falling onto the couch.
>Neighbor Girl stops fighting.

>>695136404
>She starts crying again.
>She's crying and beating her fists against my chest.
>I start crying realizing just how far I'd pushed her.
>About fifteen minutes later we're just lying there in each other's arms, that gun on the floor seven or eight feet away, fucking Swamp Wars or some shit on TV.
>The two of us start talking about how all this started, eventually we admit our mutual attraction, an attraction we hadn't known how to deal with when we were younger.
>Ever have some little girl you liked on the playground at school, but being a fucking gradeschooler you didn't know how to deal with it, so you'd just push her and run?
>That's kinda what we'd had going on, except that "push her and run" mentality had sparked off five or six years of mutual repressed attraction, resentment, and eventually bullying.
>She explained that over the years my friends and I had driven off all of her "friends" and left her more or less alone in the world.
>At least a few times a week for years she'd cried herself to sleep because of me.
>She'd attempted suicide half a dozen times, because of me.
>I start to apologize but realize there was really nothing I could possibly say.
>We look into each other's eyes, wondering where things go from here.
>Apparently the place to go was having sex; we were each other's first.
>Put the gun back, don't talk about it ever again.
>Next day I come clean to her parents and the principle about what actually happened.
>Bitchy (ex)GF doesn't get in trouble, I get suspended, Neighbor Girl is still suspended for "lying to authority figures"
>Neither of us care.
>From then on we're inseperable, best friends and lovers.
>My popularity takes a bit of a dive, but I don't give a shit.

>>695136501

>She's witty, artistic, beautiful, sexy, WAY smarter than me, and has a smile that lights up the world, a smile she got to use a lot more when I came to her defense.
>We ended up going to the same college, lived together when we got our degrees.
>We got married last year, our first kid is on the way.
>I've never been happier in my life.

>>695136549
There. Storytime over. Hope that satisfies.

>>695136637
all that shit and not even picture sort of related

fuck is this

>>695136771
You want a pic sort of related, go back to my first post. >>695132653

>>695132653
I need a story!

>>695136549
That was a pretty fucked up time for her, but a beautiful story anon.

>>695105721
leave your wife. its so obvious that the only thing holding your marriage is your child. divorce her and move on. you will regret wasting countless years with someone who's clearly not satisfying your needs. if your already having these problems in your 20's then thats a good sign that the marriage wont last till the end

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Stole pics of my sis from her phone years ago.

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>>695137375
Need more pl0x

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>>695137375

I'm happily married but fantasize a decent amount about a girl who I used to manage and now act as a mentor towards.

Over the five years we have known each other we have grown very close and share very personal stuff. I remember when she would joke about her small chest size (A cup) and we would talk about sex and dating.

She comes to me whenever there is a problem at work or even at times in her own marriage like when her husband got a DWI. She tells me she shares stuff with me she doesn't with anyone else there.

The thing is I don't want to leave my wife but am damn attracted to her at times. I know she's caught me staring down her shirt when she's wearing a low cut top and doesn't care. There have been times when we have been inches from each other and I was 50/50 if I would just try to kiss her right there in a work conference room.

She knows my wife and her husband has been over to my house. I feel terrible sometimes because I respect her a lot but at the same time want to tear into her.

Sometimes I fantasize about us doing spouse swapping so it wouldn't be considered "cheating". I also don't think I should ever put myself in situations where we are hanging out outside work together.

She has been with her husband for like 15 years and he's a good guy, treats her well, etc. so I really don't want to fuck anything up, esp since they just had their first kid.

Thankfully I've been able to keep it professional but if she ever tried anything I wouldn't resist. Won't initiate but would have at it if she did.

>>695136637
Story way too long anon... and first pic isnt enough... please provide real pic

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>>695137375
>>695137798

>>695105721
I once drove forty minutes with flowers and chocolates to this chicks house that I'd been talking to a lot and had just gone to a dance with. I got there, she put the flowers in a vase and politely had me leave. As soon as I was in the car again she texted me that we were just friends.

>>695137907
Damn anon. Dump please

>>695105721
you are an idiot pedophile sack of shit and you should kill yourself immediately

>>695137988
Harsh /b/ro

>>695109366
fucking google image search

>>695121746
Stop this

>>695136549
>>695136637
Fuckin A man, beautiful.

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>>695137375
>>695137798
>>695137907

>>695137523
>>695138021

Screw it, I'll dump a couple more. Full frontal if she gets a cum tribute.

>>695137170
Already posted mate.
>>695137353
Thanks.
>>695137835
>way too long
People asked me to post it so I did. If you don't like it you don't have to read it.
>post pics
No I am not going to post pictures of my wife on 4chan.
>>695138248
Thanks.
>>695137830
Probably smart.

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>>695137375
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>>695137907
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>>695108927
you are a shit human. we all are, but you especially

>>695137988
You're probably ugly dude. Have you tried being a faggot? Guys will fuck anyone.

>>695136637
10/10

>>695136549
i genuinely enjoyed this story, im glad things worked out... you grew some balls and it saved your life, and gave you a future... way to go anon!

Mine's weak, I sat at the foot of my bed with a loaded pistol, and couldn't work up the nerve to an hero.