g/fur
oh no
>>695089746
>>695091596
>>695091832
hi
Oh look it's B1 and B2
>>695091989
ghost busters production
>>695092237
oops didnt take my hand off ctrl
$144 million
Box office $65.1 million
>>695092207
what does b stand for
>>695092237
safe space: the film set
>>695092291
bad start
>>695092344
but it has a 7/10 on rotten tomatos
>>695092597
never trust film reviewers on any movie with politically motivated casting
they wouldn't lie to me right?
>>695092291
As much as it's a shit movie, judging it by it's opening week is rather silly
Biggest opening week of all time, the new Star Wars, only made roughly it's production cost back.
>>695092344
Banana.
The Bananas In Pyjamas were called B1 and B2. Unconfirmed, but it's believed they mercilessly hunted down and/or molested teddy bears
>>695092597
RT goes by reviewers. You need to have an account for you to actually be considered a person. You need to look at the non-account reviews, or go to IMDB
they lie to themselves
>>695092990
I hate bananas. Bananas are the worst.
And the 70% on RT was from critics.
I'm pretty sure IMDB was spammed with 1star reviews before the film was out so I wouldn't take that seriously.
>>695093154
>And the 70% on RT was from critics.
I said reviewers when critics would have been a more accurate word. That is what I meant.
Being awake is hard.
oh well
all I know is I wont be giving my money to them to find out how terrible it is.
oh, in case you weren't entirely a valor already julian.
Weeks from now, when it comes out on blu ray and becomes pirateable, I will pirate it and then be able to say I TOLD YOU SO.
>>695093528
You can't be an established film critic without also being a cuck, I'm pretty sure.
>>695093678
I don't really have an opinion of blood on the dance floor and I still don't play pokemon go
I'm considering it right now though goddamn I'm bored
meleeeeeee pls get on faster
>>695093808
you can dominate 12 yr old scrubs on it.
>>695093877
you can't actually battle people though
where's the fun
>>695093808
Well yeah
Typically if a modern film isn't a "big twist" movie and has a review embargo, I automatically distrust it.
>>695093976
>where's the fun
It's entirely that time of gratification you get from achievements and seeing little numbers increase.
>time of gratification
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
As much as I adore these pain pills they do make life suffering in an entirely different way
>>695094195
>review embargo
dis
fucking
gusting
>It's entirely that time of gratification you get from achievements and seeing little numbers increase.
I HATE games like that. I like to dominate my enemies violently and directly.
speaking of violent domination hi avery
>>695094640
YOU'RE NOT DEAD
did you get mugged by mudslimes?
Hello people
hi subby
>>695094810
no
someone left their backpack on the tram though and I got very nervous
where are you again?
>>695094640
oh well if isn't MR TERRORIST
>is in america
>GTA online in orlando
>goes to france
>euro truck simulator in nice
hows ur trip?
>>695094340
>dis
>fucking
>gusting
Yeah it's a pretty gross strategy
Batman v Superman did it too
>>695094923
Yo
post paws
I am in illinois but I was in paris
>>695095071
it was pretty good
boring at parts, fun at others, entirely weird after the nice thing
oh, frogland
>>695095071
and here I thought it was just a vidya thing
>>695095150
here you go sicko
>>695095168
I didn't realize you were there last week, that must've been uncomfortable.
>>695094640
Nef and I conspired you to be a terrorist.
Are the accusations true?
any traps/sissies in the san fernando valley want to fuck right now? kik: bman1899
>>695095295
I spent the past two days watching every car that passed to see if it would suddenly veer into the sidewalk right where I was walking
>>695095298
keep your voice down
>>695095410
kill yourself
>>695095410
yeah hmu http://steamcommunity.com/id/Nefelpitou
>>695095547
it is silenced
howve you been? welcome back to freedom land!
>>695095410
yeah message me at böipüszay1488
>>695095547
You don't speak frog do you? Was everyone super on edge?
i am a huge faggot please rape my face
>>695095175
Nah the big thing in games industry is to just pay for reviews. No one gives a shit outside of gamergaters.
I just check steam reviews, they're usually more varied.
>>695095168
Well that's good. Travel is always something
>>695095749
I've been pretty good
had a good vacation
>>695095791
I do not speak french no so it was hard to tell
I think they were more relaxed in paris cuz it's already on extreme military lockdown
>>695095897
I'd enjoy it more if being unable to communicate effectively with people didn't give me extreme anxiety
guess what's protected by facebook :^)
>>695095897
review embargo is a regular practice in games too though, for the slightly less dishonest
>>695096069
were frogs rude to you for being the gross ignorant american?
>>695096078
(((zuckerberg)))
also man avery got to go straight to ground zero for vacation and I'm stuck at the shitty faggot beach with nothing to do
fuck this bs tbh
>>695096078
nothing
>>695096069
What was your favorite thing you did? I might be able to go over seas soon. Although, our plans might change depending on the environment in Europe.
>>695096069
Oh yeah btw
My sister eloped with some dude from Morocco.
Last I heard she wanted to bring him to Perth to visit
>>695096344
Well often that's reserved for games like Aliens: Colonial Marines, where there is not actual way to get good reviews without breaking several laws of man and nature.
hello mick
>>695096578
tons of games have done it though. Hell, I think GOOD games have done it before. Overzealous publishers
>>695096344
only one of them who said something loudly in the street behind me and then passed me angrily muttering in english when I didn't answer
the rest (ie all the ones in customer service) spoke english and were nice and polite
>>695096424
saw the bastille day fireworks at the eiffel tower
was the sickest shit
>>695096578
is that a big deal
is it something that would piss off your family
>>695096793
That sounds about right to me honestly. How much arabic did you hear?
>>695096536
foxy getting his nutrients :3
>>695096793
Didnt it all go up in smoke?
And that must have been an incredible day to be honest though.
Didnt you go to a ZZ-top concert too?
Nya~
>>695096578
Even without review embargos I don't trust AAA publishers
>>695096906
>How much arabic did you hear?
he was in FRANCE not germany
>>695097033
damn right
ultimately of course video game reviews are irrelevant since like one good game comes out every other year or so
>>695097399
france is more muslim than any other EU country dude
>>695096715
Yeah it does happen
>>695096793
This is a girl who has never done anything in her life except mooch from people
She has literally travelled the world 3 times, at 24 years old, entirely through the power of leeching off people she meets.
She has taken parasitism to entirely new heights
Now, she wants to visit Perth (READ: Crash at parents place, with new husband, mooches for the mooch god, leeches for the leech throne) with a guy she eloped with. My folks only found out after the marriage, and are sick of her mooching ways.
Somewhere in her brain she thinks this is a good idea.
>>695097270
Not all of them are bad but I definitely do not pre-order games by EA or Ubisoft.
>>695097463
Not to mention patches render everything obsolete sometimes. The entire game changes
>>695097422
>tfw no anthro bf
>tfw lacking anthro nutrients in my diet
:_: no hunky wolf for me
I saw even fewer muslims in germany
>>695096906
almost none
I think I heard some from a muslim family at the louvre
>>695097178
no, that happened well after it ended
and then lily texted me saying "there was an attack are you okay" and then the cell service went out and I couldn't respond for like 30 minutes
yeah I did but I was super tired at it
they were good though
>>695097612
oh, she's the shit sister
tell her/him to fuck off and get a job
>>695097612
>This is a girl who has never done anything in her life except mooch from people
>She has literally travelled the world 3 times, at 24 years old, entirely through the power of leeching off people she meets.
>She has taken parasitism to entirely new heights
am I your sister?
>>695097612
the patch issue mostly only applies to games that are broken on launch (underlying game is fine, just doesn't work) and multiplayer games
a game not working and a game being bad are not really the same thing
>>695097637
OY
PAY ATTENTION TO MY RACIST COMMENTS, PADDY
>>695097880
I'm gonna call you incredibly lucky.
>>695097946
I think they all just speak french/english in public
>>695098143
that and france also has de facto no go zones for westerners
>>695097946
oh but i am
Everyone's talking about muslims and I'm just sitting here being Canadian
>>695097612
I rarely pre-order because where's the incentive to make the best game they can if they have my money?
I'll still back games on KS though.
>>695097635
I'm sure you'll get some Vitamin Wolf in your diet some day
>>695098297
hey here's a good one
how many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman?
>>695098344
>Everyone's talking about muslims and I'm just sitting here being Canadian
I've got bad news for you.
>>695097880
Noice, I bet the show was incredible with the backdrop too
lily?
Well at least you got to go though!
I find it humorous that you saw ZZtop and american band in europe. Do the french enjoy him like the Germans enjoy David Hasselhof?
>>695098575
NONE
>>695098696
dammit you knew that one
alright alright here goes
an irishman walks past a bar
>>695098344
heres hoping. I'm lacking it
>no big fluffy hunky chest to nuzzle into
I caught a growlithe!
>>695097893
You wanna ride moroccan dick?
>>695097880
Yeah it's the shit sister. Assuming my parents do allow her to stay with them, my brother might have to move in with me.
Which I am sorta okay with - he's alright
But at the same time that shouldn't be a thing. He shouldn't be displaced for Andrew Ryan's nightmare incarnate.
>>695097946
Nah some games radically change with patches, dude. Not just multiplayer ones.
>>695098344
I've backed two games on KS
One is a flop, the other I am waiting on. They're getting good feedback on it, so hopefully it will be worth it.
>>695098996
only if he's not a muslim filth and looks nice maybe.
you should send pix
>>695099105
If I get some I might do that
Maybe she's on facebook, I'll check
>>695098996
For example?
>>695099105
>moroccan
>not muslim
bruh
>>695098790
heh i havent heard that one before
I miss roy
>>695099252
he could be a spanish catholic.
>>695098575
Oh, they're all over the place here, it's just somehow less of a problem?
>>695098996
I've backed a few flops, but I did back Undertale and avoid Might No. 9, so my record's pretty good overall
>>695098843
Go to some fur meets or furry dating sites or something.
why?
>>695098276
I stayed well within the confines of the Tourism Zone (read: all of central paris + versailles) and a bit of the business district
I stepped out of the train station at frankfurt for a few minutes and that was an experience let me tell you
>>695098632
>backdrop
nigga they shot the fireworks OFF the tower
and they lit up the tower with LEDs and floodlights as well
lily is my gf
I saw them in nuremburg though
there was a pretty huge turnout there actually
you could tell a lot of them didn't know english well because they'd just cheer whenever someone in zz top said anything, regardless if it was appropriate
>>695098996
that reference would have gone right over my head if I had not just watched bioshock at sgdq
they should just tell her to find her own lodging, they're out of beds
>>695099269
Excellent, my work here is done you alcoholic layabout.
>>695099394
I meeeeeean
"""could"""
>>695099489
Probably because you already bend over for them.
>>695099506
>train stations
those are basically rape destinations for the snackbars
Add cumcloser1 on snapchat if you're horny sometime :))
>>695099489
nah I'll just keep my misery and anthro fantasies
>>695099626
wait, undertale was on kickstarter?
I guess it was.
>>695099697
What did you expect, seriously
>>695089760
>horse w/ a human penis
>>695099936
>human w/ a horse head
>>695099506
holy shit that is awesome man
ooohhhhh avery has a grill
Thats hilarious, Germans are weird, they really like american rock n roll for some reason. It might have to do with David Hasselhoff singing on the berlin wall when it was being torn down.
>>695099936
disgusting
>>695099626
I might be a layabout but i'm no alcohooligan
though i do know at least 2 irish alcoholics