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>21 year old GED nigger >NEET, living with mommy >can't
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>21 year old GED nigger
>NEET, living with mommy
>can't drive. totally dependent.
>as soon as she comes home from work, she sits in bed and watches TV in her bedroom
>does not get out of bed until the next day unless to go to the bathroom
>finds insignificant, nitpicky things to complain about
>this goes on until she finally falls asleep
>I used to fight it but now I just apologize and take it
>she calls me into her room multiple times a day to bring her food, water, take her dishes, clean up her bedroom, clean up her bathroom, adjust the TV for her, fluff her pillows, do her laundry, run errands (again, can't drive. I have to walk), feed her guinea pigs, etc
>still complains about how I never do anything right and how I don't have a job
>makes me stand at the edge of the bed while she berates me and eats whatever I brought her
>if I try to start a conversation with her, she tells me to shut the fuck up and stop bothering her
>she doesn't like to yell across the apartment anymore, so she now uses a bell for me to respond to whenever she "needs" something
>a fucking bell
>I literally never get a chance to sit down for more than 30 minutes at a time

>she rang me into her room twice as I wrote this
>once to make her a sandwich, watch her eat it, listen to her complaints about how shitty the sandwich was, and take her plate (which she tossed at me rather than handing it to me) to the kitchen when she's done
>and again to flip through the channels for her
>she's perfectly able-bodied
>my room is literally just a bed with no sheets, a desk with a laptop on it, and a lamp
>I'm not allowed to have friends
>it's been this way for 18 years

I can't live like this. I'm starting to get panic attacks when I hear bells or chimes. My only moments of peace happen when she's sleeping, and even then, she wakes up at around midnight every night for a snack. It gets worse every year and I can't move out. What the fuck do I do?
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Get a job and escape
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>>695086056
I tried that. Didn't go very well. She basically sabotaged it until I got fired. Didn't earn nearly enough money to escape.
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Fucking move out man.

Go find a hostel and start working there. You can usually stay there and buy time to make some cash.

Give her an ultimatum to change her shit-ass ways, or you're gone. Pack up your shit in a bag and be prepared to walk out to show her you ain't fucking kidding.

She wants you around and needs your company, obviously. So In my opinion just leave. Even for a week and she'll change her ways.
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>>695085585
Get the fuck out of there, find a fuked up job and work your way up until you have enough steady income to rent some place for yourself and leave your mother in her shit.
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>>695086220
>>695086286
And in response to this, don't tell her where you're going.
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>>695086366
Or put her to sleep, for good.
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>>695085585
Well you got your GED so there's one step in the right direction. You can do it, faggot!
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>gets to be a house nigger
>complains
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>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>695085585
>convince her to get life insurance
>find a way to kill her with poison or something lie that
>?????
>profit
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>>695085585
>feeds her Guinea pigs
Your mom eats those? What a monster
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>>695085585
Suffocation
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>>695086740
I have a picture of the bell if you want it. I don't know if that would prove anything but I have it
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>>695086872
actually your mum sounds like a bitch forget the life insurance and just kill her

or join the military. get money and leave
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>>695087060
yes and time stamp .
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STAND UP FOR YOURSELF. you are a grown ass man and your feelings counts just as much as anyone else's. It's Allright to get angry when someone treats you like shit.
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>>695086697
Fucking laughed audibly. Fuck
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Dude poison her. Like inform urself how to do it in a subtle way. If it's right what u said there are not so many persons that would ask questions. So quit being a puss and do it. U'll have a flat and some money so y not
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>>695086951
Had a kid in my Spanish class bring in cooked guinea pig for a project. Didn't tell anyone what it was until the teacher asked him to explain if he really brought "cui". Was actually pretty delicious. I was the only one besides the teacher know recognized what 'cui' was.
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>>695087060
Post bell pls
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>>695087083
>implying the military could use me for anything
come on, now.

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here. not the best picture but whatever.

>>695087598
You have no fucking clue what the punishments are like. It's better not to fight, seriously.
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>>695086697
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>>695088187
>>implying the military could use me for anything

They will mold you into what they need. It's really hard to fuck up enough that you get kicked out of basic. Give it a go anon.

Hell, with your mummy training you could be some officer's bitchboy
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>>695088187
poison her anon . or if you don't have the balls stand up for yourself . get a job rent some place pay the rent and bills try and survive
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Pin her down and STICK THAT FUCKING COCK IN HER POONTANG YOU FAGGOT
Seriously, why the fuck have not asserted irreversible dominance?
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>>695085585
Leave. There isn't shit she can do about it. Find a friend from school you used to know that would let you stay with them until you can get a car and a job. Easy if you can get to that point
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>>695085585
>soon as she comes home from work
when she goes for work you go try and find a part time job. Once you have enough money just move the fuck out.
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>>695088187
>this thread
I'm bummed out but holy shit this is hilarious
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>>695085585
Do you have a cellphone OP? If so, post an ad on craigslist offering yardwork or general labor in exchange for driving lessons or money. What state are you in? If you're on the west coast there are Amtrak loopholes that can get you across your state for around $40. Get a driver's licence for the ID, if nothing else. Work gigs until you can afford a car to escape in and temporarily live in until you find a job someplace and earn enough to put start renting a place. Look into food stamps and a PO box. GOOD LUCK ON YOUR QUEST
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>>695085585
eh fuck you buddy. I thought your greentext was going to end with incest porn. Thanks for ruining my boner,
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Rape her. She won't dare call the cops from the sound of it and you might just open a new door for the relationship
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>>695088187
fucking faggot you use add blocker , you fucking jew turn that shit off now
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Do you have any relatives i'm sure they would understand your situation.
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OP join the military that's what i did to get away from my mother. My situation was not as bad as yours but, it worked
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>>695089065
You're right I'm sorry. This website is probably struggling because of things like that. I'll turn it off. I don't know what I was thinking
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>>695085585
ok /b/ro
from tomorrow and every day for the next 10 days get out 10 minutes before she come home and look for a job.
Just leave a paper on the fucking bell.
Maybe she will understand but for shure until you are not home she can't break your balls...
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just kill her
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>>695089410
i hope your mum puts you back into place you faggot
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>>695089111
No. She's the only other person in my family.
>>695089306
A lot of people are suggesting I join the military but I don't think you understand she keeps tabs on EVERYTHING I do it's a miracle she's not beating me with the orange sack because of this thread
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kill her then yourself.
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>>695089609
I don't know what you want from me
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>>695090040
turn off the add block plz
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>>695089802
seriously though, what can she conceivably do to you other than physical violence? and if thats the case, then press charges.
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>>695089609
Looks like someone ain't getting enough munie off adverts on his le unpopular website
> tfw you own lots of tf2 servers and people can't do any shit about your adverts
> tf2 masterrace
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>>695090223
I did sorry
>>695090264
She locks me in my room sometimes and turns on the AC until it's really cold and I can't feel my fingers and it usually lasts for about a day
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>>695090340
I actually blocked ads on any game motd.
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>>695090592
its ok anon . we all make mistakes.
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>>695090340
how much money do them server get you cause i am guessing it is not a lot
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>>695085585
You remind me of Edmund Kemper and that's my idea for you go on a killing spree or become a serial killer if you can't afford a gun then just use a knife you'll be famous and finally have power over something + you will be an insparation for people in similar situations
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No matter how hard it is OP, get out.

Even if you're homeless for a while, find a hostel or a mental health centre, a clinic, anything. Steal money from her when shes sleeping, just do whatever it takes.

Even thought its scary as hell. I know the feeling, everythings screaming at you to stop, dont go through with it, that complacency is better than uncertainty, but its not.

You have a chance. But only YOU can make it happen.

If you fail, at least you had the strength to try. And thats something.
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>>695090860
Sometimes i've managed to earn up to 34$ in single day other days 10$ and such
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>>695090890
I tried to run away before when I was 16 but she found me and the weeks after that weren't fun
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>>695090592
Good Lord, you sound like Dante from Clerks. Fucking take responsibility for your own life already and just straight up tell your mom to kiss your ass. You are going to get a job, and if she tries to fuck you over over, tell her that she will have to learn to make her own shitty ass fucking sandwiches if she ever kicks you out of her house.

Seriously though, the military will take ANY ONE, Christ, look at that Bowe Bergdahl retard. Good lord, I really hope this is a bait/RP thread and you aren't really this winey and pathetic, OP.
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>>695090592
how can she lock you in your room? is she physically stronger than you? also, this counts as abuse, press charges.
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>>695090592
anon she knows your a pussy you honestly need to get a job and gtfo . or rebel show to her you don't want to be treated like this .

but anon i recommend you leave the house . maybe you have a friend that is willing to let you stay round their house for a week .


say to your mum you are leaving and not coming back .

in a weeks time come back,

trust me she would change her attitude


>i have a bitchy wife and i did this
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>>695091261
solid m8 is that your only source of income . or do you have another job
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>>695091536
y-y-you let your w-w-wife boss you around?

what are you, gay?
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>>695085585
Get out of the house,get a job,get yourself an apartment,get a fucking driving licence ffs,if your mom starts complaining just say "Im making money for US" and just start distancing yourself a bit.People just need a "fuck you" to the face to show them how much they need you anon.And be more confident with what you do,don't be a cuck.
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>>695091534
She'll encourage me to go in with a knife or a baseball bat or something
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>>695091724
yeah but i stopped it
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>>695091392

Then do it again.

But want /b/'s advice? If you can't stand up for yourself to some degree, then you dont deserve the help. You don't deserve the advice, you allow the fear to control you, and then you stick to your life.


Unless you're willing to change, unless you say yes to something in this thread and do something about it, then everything that happens from this point on will be your fault and nobody elses. Don't be a bitch and stop making excuses. Stop being afraid of pain and punishment.
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>>695086697
KEK
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>>695091958
/thread
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>>695091890
so press charges, FFS.
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>>695091958
Solid Advice. Listen OP
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>>695085585
Here is a hypothetical: you walk into her room, punch her straight in the face and tell her if you hear a peep out of her again you will kill her. The fuck she gone do?

Srsly though, speak to a doctor and get a mental health expert to check her over, sounds severely depressed. May not be able to fix her but will get you time to get you shit sorted and move out
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>>695091958
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>>695085585
kill her or fucking do something with your life
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>>695091680
I'm only 18 years old, no job, no driver license, living in mom's basement ya
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How fat is your mom OP? Sounds like she would be huge by now.
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The way u write I now call bullshit
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>>695092416
is your mum proud you getting dat dough or does she not even know
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>>695085585
Sue her. Trust me.
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Get a bike
Get a night job (gas station eg.)
secretly get some cash
escape
>or
tell your mom outright that this shit needs to stop and stop replying to her demands
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Call the police about it at this point. Fuck that whore, it's not normal for that lazy stupid cunt to treat you like that. I'm sure she'll get charged or arrested for child abuse and you will get some place to live, maybe you will get funds by the government.
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>>695092821
Shes done you so much harm, faggot
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>>695085585
OP seems autistic i don't think he is ready to join the military or get a full time job .
just tell your mum you are "leaving" go to a friends house . stay thier for a couple of days

come back home .

your mum will see how much she appreciates you
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Worst case join the military. They have no reason not to take you unless you have medical problems.
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>>695089065
Fuck your ads you money grubbing kike.
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easiest option is to push charges against her . if she gets sued you get money .
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>>695092821
>implying OP will be able to get a lawyer
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>cucked by his mom

kek

you better start pumping iron in your room and join the army.
get a bike to have some mobility. plenty of states offer
drivers ed courses online you only need a car for the test
you could find that car by asking for help on craigslist
steal some money out of your moms purse, three bucks a night or something
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>>695092695
She does not even know ya
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>>695085585
Hm just kill her
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>>695090592
awwwww he apologised to some random faggot on the internet
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>>695093249
I doubt its child abuse if op is 21
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Here's a thought OP

Did you ever consider the following?
>YOURE A FUCKING PUSSY

You're literally sitting here complaining like a little bitch instead of correcting the situation. Man up and move the fuck out. That or just stop listening to her. Is she going to beat you? Or will she kick you out? Fuck it!! It's better than your shitty life now. If you're too scared to stand up then you probably deserve it.
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>>695095939
no, it's assault.
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ok listen op i have to leave this thread now this is what i am going to recommend.

>you let her treat you like this like a faggot

>push charges

or do this >>695091536 im to lazy to write it
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Where you live OP? What she look like?
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file a report or smth
i dont know man
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>>695096095
Well he would still need to actually get hurt and not "AC tortured" or threatened with harm
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>>695085585
Move out and leave her to die in her own filth.
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>>695088187
Go join the airforce you pussy faggot. They love no balls like you you'll be fine. For real though go join the military it's your only hope of escape and it comes with some pretty sick benefits.
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>>695088187
i get how you feel. your one true escape is honestly to get any job possible, like even if it sucks.

also, maybe being homeless in a safe part of town could be better.
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Assuming you're an American, use you're time to search for state funded programs that will set you up w a job and living situation.
You're a healthy adult, use the system.
It won't be pretty, and a lot of these living situations are temporary, but it will give you some breathing room to get situated.
Once you get to that point, move on.
Seriously, anon; cut the strings and dive in to life. I can't say it will be easy, and a lot is a hustle, but it's better than what you have going on.
Also, the search for these programs is actually pretty hard - but worth it.
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Go hitchhiking across America. Throw you're shit in a backpack. Say "fuck you mom" and hit up music festivals and hippie meet ups all summer. Buy a cheap ass tent and sleep alongside the road somewhere. If you can, get an ebt card before you split so you have food.
That's what I did when I was around 16, spent two years bumming around, partying and having fun. Then turned 18, got a girl pregnant and started working. Im 22 now and at my current job I pulled 92k last year
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Do you have any contact with your dad, OP?
If so, contact him, tell him everything. And move out.

And before you move out. Fuck her shit up. Make her lose her job, ruin her shit. Kill her guineapigs. Literally fuck her shit UP. Make her pay for your suffering.
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>get a job
>she has to do her own shit
Go for it
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>>695085585
GET A JOB YOU LITTLE SHIT.
Your mother is dieing because of her shame in you you worthless fuck. MOVE OUT!
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>>695091261
fucking loser my babe is a server and she brings home $300 some nights
take your shit ass personality to chuck e cheese and be the hand stamper it would suit you better low life scum
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>>695085585
Wait!!
OP... You have to fuck your mother. It is the only way
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>>695088187
Join the military niggerbro. That bitch won't be able to say shit when you up and leave for the airport one day and the military will put you on your own two feet.
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Do like Turkey, coup her shit.
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>>695085585
As much as I hate to say it op >>695097511 and >>695097583 have the right idea. Get a job and save up money, maybe move out with other people.

While I'm not one to talk since I've been at home and am 2 years older than you, your living conditions... are fucking horrible. A job will help you with gaining confidence, giving you more options in life and especially social interactions that will save your mental state.
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>>695098298
which would fail miserably kek
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>>695098448
The guy mentioning the military >>695098262 is also on track. This would solve all of your problems in one foul swoop. She can't stop you, you'll be getting paid, you'll meet people, make friends and in the end, be able to stand on your own two feet.
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>>695098583
>implying it wasn't a fake coup attemp from Erdogan to justify harsher penalties on his opponents and rally the masses on his side
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Military is the best option, OP. Go for it.
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Alright mate, I won't tell you anything that I wouldn't do personally.

First off, record some audio of her ringing the bell, bonus points if you can get her to yell your name. Post this onto a Dropbox account, make sure she never finds out about the account. Second, do NOT do shit she can pursue legal action against you for. If you rape her, kill her, or murder some people, all that will happen is she plays victim and runs to the cops. If you're really pissed, leave a note saying "fuck you". Next, take what little belongings you have that you 100% own. If she can call the cops about the laptop because it's hers, don't take it. Remember: the key is to not do anything she can call the cops over and fuck you with. Finally, when the time is ready and she is gone at work or some shit, leave the note and just walk out. Figure your life out from there. Act as if you're some homeless orphan and you need a job, and not some abused escapee who can still go back to a fucked up home. Just. Walk. Out.

You can do it, OP. Be brave.
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>>695085585
Go to college
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>>695085585
Kill yourself. It's the only way.
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>>695099582
Kek, op paying for college when most people are on the verge of bankruptcy with their worthless gender degrees
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I've got message for all you folks down there in radio land. Now's the time for action. Our society is rotten to the core. I'm talking to all the fine, upstanding folks got their welfare cut, got their jobs pulled out from under 'em. Yeah, you! You know what to do! Now's the time! Do it!
>Silent Hills P.T. copypasta
No but seriously anon, man up and get the fuck out of there. Tell her exactly how you fucking feel because in the most cruel and brutal way possible because if you don't, she'll be the fucking end of you man.
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>>695099368
Oh also, if I ever got a chance to get revenge on her, I'd pass it up. Forgiveness sets you free. Let her boil in rage and have no reason at all to be hurting you, because you did nothing to her.
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>>695085585
Kill her. Poison her food.
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Honestly OP, Ive had a few instances where I thought about running.
You set up a PO box, get a shit job and live on the streets.
Itll be rough, but dying as a man trumps living like a dog
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>>695097330
What job?
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Well OP can't get into the military since he only has a GED. OP stop being a pussy smack that bitch.
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>>695085585
Join the military.
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>>695085585
get a job
rent apartment
go away
contact your mom few times a month.


what's the fucking problem?
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>>695101771
Straight commission sales
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>>695086220
so one try and you gave up?
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Bumping for more abuse for OP
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>>695100811
Real Talk
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>>695102245
Damn straight man, sometimes the truth is hard
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>>695086286
>>695086056
get your things, steal everything else and leave.
fucking hitchhike if you need, live as a dirty hippie.
it's going to be more interesting that way.

your mother is a grown ass woman, she doesnt need you, even if she thinks she does.
you'll both live better without each other.

leave her a note you'll be fine and you'll call her in few months from himalaiis
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>>695085585
Rape her. Show her who the real alpha is. She'll be making your sammiches.
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>>695085585

1) sell laptop
2) use money to find a horrible shitty room to rent
3) go donate plasma for money if you don't have aids, since after all, you are a nigger
4) use said money to get a bike
5) use said bike to go apply at fast food/grocery stores
6) If you don't spend your money on booze, crack, hats, and shoes (you're a nigger) then in just over 2 months you should be able to afford your own ghetto little shit hole apartment. The cheapest one you can find.


Then move up from there.

I did this. Parents never gave me money to get to school, money to eat at school, fucking NOTHING. So I sold every little last thing I owned and LEFT.

Just work your ass off. I believe in you. I now rent a house, have a wife and an alright car. Not perfect, but also not living with people who hate me for no reason whatsoever. At the very least, I go to bed at night knowing that I can say "I'm happy."
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>>695085585

Leave. Don't tell her where you are going.

That simple.
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>>695086872
this dude is onto something.. i heard helium bags are hard to trace if removed before reporting death
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>>695088702
This.
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Kill her. Suffocate her with a pillow. If you're too pussy to do it, then I'll do it for you. Post a throwaway email.
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Op if you don't have tine to read all of this, save the page and upload it to some cloud site like dropbox or something for later viewing. Never let you mom see it or find out.
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>Tell her you love the movie "Young poisoner's diary".
>make her watch it
>start bringing her food without her asking.
>keep a small notebook with calendar and random numbers for each day in some place she might find
>start to appear very responsive and start checking on her often as if to see if she is allright

get rid of being asked to bring any food ever again
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Been here before, OP.

Leave 20m before she gets home. Spend the evening in a public space. Go home at or around midnight.

Get up in the morning and go outside, and do things that aren't sitting at home. Spend the day in a library. Anything.

The point is your shitty life is in your mom's shitty house. Move to a less shitty location.
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>>695090592
>She locks me in my room sometimes and turns on the AC until it's really cold and I can't feel my fingers and it usually lasts for about a day
ok, bs. too bad you are not smart enough to keep this thread realistic, op, you goddamn loser.
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>>695089410
Wow stop apologising
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im so late to this thread.
but it gave me serious feels.
im in a similar situation minus the overly abusive mother.
miltiary man.. been rolling around that thought for a while..
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Cum in food OP
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>>695086697
>gets to be house nigger
>Doesn't become Samuel L Jackson house nigger
>complains
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I'm back.

>>695099368
I'm actually thinking of leaving tonight while she sleeps, I guess I'll be homeless for a while but that OK
>>695099582
money
>>695099628
tried, failed
>>695100772
I don't know where I would get any poison
>>695101958
Wait, does only having a GED disqualify you from being accepted into the military?
>>695102214
that actually happened on two occasions. so two tries and I gave up, yes.
>>695100811
I'm seriously considering just packing up secretly
>>695102478
n-no thanks
>>695102528
I don't have much to sell though because most of my stuff isn't legally mine
>>695102585
Is it? Is it that simple? Do you think I would still be here, in this situation, right now, if it were that simple?
>>695102841
Too obvious. I'd have to find a very subtle way to kill her. I'd have to make it convincingly an accident.
>>695103214
a lot of violent stuff
>>695103456
???
>>695103956
I know I apologize to much and I don't know why it's a stupid thing I do and I really need to stop sorry
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>>695105579
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>>695085585
Get a job, get a steady income, practice confidence and self-compassion, look in the mirror and tell yourself "I'm fucking awesome and I'll prove it to the world" then smother the bitch in her sleep, OP. Free yourself and society from the burden that is your useless, reprobate cunt of a mother
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>>695085585
Take all the shit that you can, then hitchhike and hop trains until you're out of state, then get a job as a construction worker, a security guard, or something that doesn't require any degree. The important thing is that you get out of the are of tis bitch's influence.
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>>695089802
>with THE orange sack
>a special sack just to beat you with
Go to an Air Force recruiter and go. She can't keep you from going unless she makes you tell them no. You just show up, say your oath, and they'll send you in your way
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>>695085585
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>695090592
Just go out the window, idiot
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She can't do shit to you dude. You're not under her authority anymore, you're legally an adult. Stop being a fuck head. We can only help you with getting rid of your mom. You're on your own once you're gone, because you are gone. That means you're the equivalent of a homeless orphan once you leave. Go from there and make a life work. Also, check out this thread: >>695101239
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>>695107350
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what the fuck is this thread even
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>>695085585
Job Corps you dumb bitch.
It's free and they'll bus your ass to the center.
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>>695107936
This fucking anon right here has the right idea. Live on site in dorms and 3 meals a day and free job training program that can also put you through college for free.
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http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1729226/
Travel too Pattaya, OP.
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>>695090592
Oh come the fuck on.
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>>695085585
You're a bitch for living like this. You're 21 faggot get a job and ditch her fat sorry ass. Also as you leave rat poison her sandwich, it's not lethal to humans just makes you puke...alot.
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>>695085585
yes get a job...
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>>695091392
You're a grown man and she's a bed pig. Fuck me mate, grow a pair. Restrain her on her bed if she acts up and if all else fails, mount her.
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>>695088187
Why do you have the bell? You said your mom has it to call you and she rang twice recently.
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>>695110420
Wow fuck.
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>>695091958
/thread
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>>695110420
I steal it every now and then to fuck with her. it "turns up" in unexpected places like the bathroom or near her bed on the floor. I'm honestly surprised she hasn't caught on. it's my passive-aggressive form rebellion I guess
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TL;DR

BUT, that pepe is doing it wrong. You need to put the fork in the power socket with your LEFT hand, so the current passes straight through your heart.
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>>695085585
>Travel to Europe
>Become rapefugie
>Profit
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>>695111624
Why not spend the effort stealing money or something valuable to sell? Eventually, you'll have the money to rent somewhere cheap and get a job. Leave in the night and don't tell her shit.
Or shit, just leave without stealing money. Live in a homeless shelter and work your way up.
If you don't want to do this, use your laptop/phone or whatever to record the next time(s) she beats or abuses you illegally. Get enough evidence to present to police and press charges against her.
Or start lifting weights or something. Get stronger and a bit more confident. Next time she attacks you, kick her fucking ass. It's self defense.
You could even get a job online to earn money. She won't notice shit because you don't have to leave the house.

Overall, though >>695091958
You have to be willing to DO something, OP. /b/ will unfortunately not listen to your problems and complaints if you won't do anything about it. If you're looking to blow off steam and/or complain, find a feels thread. They're good at listening to your issues and trying to help.
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You'd be happier living on the street OP.

Put your foot down first though; tell her to stop doing that shit, be a fucking man. If she doesn't, leave.

What a fucking psycho, jesus christ.
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