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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
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>>695075094
I like reddit
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honestly I'm just here for some wincest. column ever finish his shit?
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sent nudes to a pedo when i was 13 they claimed they were an 18 year old girl, i now wonder if they ever got arrested
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>>695075686
considering 99.9% of pedos dont get arrested, no, they probably didn't.
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>>695075810
this was msn days they probably didnt even have a proxy i never reported them someone probably did tho
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>>695075094

I once sucked my gramps dog
I was too big of a pussy to taste my cum
so I went for the dog when they weren't at home.
I sometimes go there and suck him, I kinda became a zoophile...
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I took a shower with my 9yo niece earlier today, didnt touch her or anything
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>>695076114
You were too much of a pussy to lick cum off your fingers so you suck animal cock?
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>>695075991
probably not.
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i recently found some pictures of my wife when she was a child and when she was a teenager. idk know why but freaking turning me to look at them and fap.
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>>695076381

It just felt really disgusting to lick my own cum, I just wanted it to come from someone/something else
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I've been fucking my bestfriends girlfriend for a month now
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I only play online vidya just to feel surrounded by others.
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>>695075094
Is it just one person who keeps making this same shitty thread every day on /b/?

Atleast change the image or add in your own secret man this is a shitty thread.
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>>695076227
why not?
what the fuck is wrong with you?
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I watch movies illegally online.
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>>695076227
Fag
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>>695076952
i only make them once in a while. if you dont like them then fuck off back to your pokeman gay porn shit
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>>695077203
No I make these threads.
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Have a legit addiction to traps and my girlfreind sorta know want to have a threesome with one
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I tell people I'm a Democrat, but at the ballot box I always vote Republican.
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>>695076227
people like you make me sick! Can't you see what little girls want??
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>>695075094
I'm alcoholic.
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I work for a large well known food packaging plant. Oftentimes I piss or cum in the hoppers before mixing.. I encourage my friends and family to only eat this brand of food. Idk why I just get off on it.
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Head of my dick is discolored due to injury and there's no way to change it, feel really insecure about it.

Just have to deal with it.
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>>695077280
no, I'M spartacus
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I am very liberal and progressive, supported Sanders, support BLM, support the LGBT community and women in the endeavor for equality and empowerment.

I'm basically what 4chan would call and "SJW".

But gay men really. fucking. annoy me.

It's not hatred, to be sure. But if a gay guy isn't strictly cis-homo then he probably really fucking annoys me. The punchable face (usually featuring some kind of underbite), the annoying lisp.

I just can't stand it and I don't know why, honestly
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My faggot-nigger half brother, mom fucked a nigger back in 1970. Had me and my little brother touch each others little 6 year old dicks back in 1983 or 4. Then our neighbor fondled us when we were in kindergarten and 2nd grade. Then in 4th grade I... can't say it. I'll go to jail probably.
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I stole someone's bike
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i always tell people i am straight but really i jerk off to gay porn all the time. none suspects the guy sucking there dick to be gay
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>>695077993
you make peewee sad
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where the fuck is the guy who was sending dick pics to the other anons alter facebook profile? That was good, steamy shit.
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I have too much swag
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>>695076684
that wont end well
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>>695077993
found the nigger
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>>695077957
are you male or female?
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>>695078177
Yea you do fam!
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>>695077632
You try 2 hard to be a faggot... faggot
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>>695078163
they were a catfish
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>>695075094
Recently I started to cry about pretty much everything emotional so I come to 4chan and watch feels threads and stuff hoping it will make me stop being a faggot
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>>695077993
was it in Lund Sweden in 2000?
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>>695078177
Not as much as me tho
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>>695078239
Postal Service
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>>695078363
Yea actually.. why?
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The first time I had sex was when I picked up a gay guy at a bar and let him fuck me in a park. I wanted to see if I was gay but there was no big revelation so I realized I wasn't.
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I am a straight guy but I love anal play (with myself)

I used to have a pretty big 8 inch dildo that was really thick and had a suction cup on it that I would ride the shit out of it and could take the whole thing. made me cum so hard...

thinking about getting another
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>>695078478
You stole my bike you fucki g faggot
Youre going to pay for that by getting fucked in jail
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>>695077975
go on....
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>>695077051
I dk, incest isnt really my thing. Ive showered with her quite a few times, I'll admit she is very cute though.
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>>695078571
Close your tabs next time /b/brother. Lol wow man..
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>>695077898
I get that, man. I have freckles that are just below the head that I thought might be cancerous. When I showed the dermatologist, she laughed. I fleetingly thought it might be a size thing, but I am by no means small, even if I'm not porno huge. Made me feel bad, but the tests came back and no dick cancer, so yay
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>>695078503
guess what....if you let a guy fuck you...youre gay.
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Fuck my cousin often
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>>695077957
you're a horrible person
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>>695078704
How cute?
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>>695077957
So you're a faggot who hates faggots.
The only way you could be more disgusting is if you were a woman.
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I play witcher and leveled alchemy
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>>695078644
leave half nig
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>>695078704
that's at least two posts you've made without any pics
hurry the fuck up
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>>695078851
typical /b/ response
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>>695078478
That was mine fucker!
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>>695078991
No the anon speaks the truth.
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>>695078726
I just realized why you guys are always licking your lips...they get dry because they stick out far from your faces...shit i really did just figure that out.
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I hate everyvody. Faggots, niggers, whites, lacks, hispanics, jews, muslims, christians, buddhists. You name it. I hate it.
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>>695078644
My secret: I enjoy stealing my wife's panties, putting them on boys like this and then fucking them in the ass
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>>695079023
I'm sorry man. That's not who I am anymore tho. Praise the Lord!
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>>695079136
better than being a no lip faggot
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>>695078896
at least 8/10 imo.

>>695078970
k ill get right on that
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>>695077957
Are you Omar Mateen?
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>>695079205
bullshit
pics or it didn't happen
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>>695079275
yeah but, im right though, right?
Do you have to carry chap stick with you?
Do you know what im ta;lking about with the licking lips thing though?
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This is now a gay thread
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>>695078813
newfag
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Is this a fuck boy thread all of a sudden? Like seriously, what the fuck?
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>>695077880
Thats horrible.. Where do you work anon?
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>>695079142
Ah! we were talking in the other thread that died before this one! Shall we revisit why your misanthrope is retarded?
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>>695077112
*sarcasm* Omg how could you. You're a terrible person.
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>>695079142
You must save a ton on knives and silverware
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>>695079453
i guess. I thought dry lips were normal for everyone
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>>695079475
Dude had some f@$!ed up tabs open.. how does that make me a new$!@??
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Whats with all the swag fags in this thread?
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>>695079585
>*sarcasm*
thanks, i could've been triggered there for a moment.
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I poopd
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>>695079618
Nah,
I never have to use chapstick.

My girl does tho because shes a nigress
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>>695079275
white people have lips
just not comically large ones
there are dozens of races out there and they all have lips
only you guys have a pile of extra meat where your mouth should be
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My first BJ was from my friend when I was 7.
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>>695076780
dont we all anon
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>>695079142
You hate everyone: self-hating lesbians, men; feminazi's are ok, as long as they're whatever-the-fuck-colour-u-are.
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Sometimes I leave the toilet seat up when i take a shit. Dont judge me, i love the feeling if thin ceramic on my ass
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>>695079309
good, I'm looking forward to it
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>>695079618
>tfw moist lips

Get fucked.
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>>695077957
Blm is a terrorist organization that kills cops because Niggers are to stupid to keep there hands where cops can see. By proxy you are a cuck
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>>695079931
no. white ppl have gashes in their face, not lips
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@695079475
And for your information, iv been here for like 6 months already.. so I think I got this place pretty figured out. :p
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>>695079989
Hahaha thats strange
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A ghost fucked me in the ass one time, it was hot
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>>695080053
>to stupid
>there
irony.jpg
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>>695080105
Tell that to Angelina Jolie!
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>>695080168
did it get ectoplasm all over?
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I want to fuck my 17 yr old cousin, she has a tremendous ass, thicc as fuck, she has a small waist too.
too bad I'm married.
Sorry, no pics of her either
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>>695080275
She took plastic surgery to make her lips look like that
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>>695077975
>4th grade
post faggot
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>>695080105
lol? try harder
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>>695080488
he cheated on a spelling test
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When I was 11 I was groped by a strange boy at playgarden. I felt molested then, but now I don't consider it this way (really molested people had it more difficult to bear I think) and I don't think it changed me.
Nobody from family knows, I told my grandma I was late this day, because I was talking with my friends (actually they were there). I only mentioned it to my bf, but without details.
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>>695080360
does she want to fuck you?
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last year i was on vacation / cooking training in spain and made hidden cam videos of 2 girls that lived in the same house as me.

also i fapped with her bikini panties everytime she left them in the bathroom to dry
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I hate niggers

Wait, that isn't a secret.
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>>695080488
messing around with my younger neighbor girl because I thought that's what you did to little kids because that's what my neighbor did to me and what my brother did to me. I was 8 or 9 at the time.
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I caused someone to commit suicide, never told anyone
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>>695080405
no way man...thats au naturale my nigger friend
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>>695078813
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Pedo Alert

When I was around 12 I visited this adult guy whom I knew from the shooting club in my area (he was my guide).
His house was dirty as fuck and he propebly hasn't cleaned his bed in a year.
Also he looked like he belonged on /r9k/.
Anyways he grabbed a thermometer that you stick in your to ass to calculate your temperature and asked me to lay down on his yellow stained matress.
I refused and shrugged it off like it never happend.
Also opened a drawer to find a picture book. On the cover was a boy in his swimming pants.
He immidiatly slammed it shut. After about an hour of playing videogames I leave.
I never returned to the club and I only told a few friends about it years later.
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>>695080713
how?
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When I lived with my parents in high school, I waited until they were gone, went into their bathroom, and found my mom's buttplug. I cleaned it off as well as I could and used it myself. When I was done, I cleaned it off really well again and put it back where I found it.

I have done this about five or six times. On one occasion, I sucked on it like a dick until I came, came on the plug, then sucked off the cum.
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>>695075094
i pour the milk in before the cereal...
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I've had a crush on my cousin for some time now. She has a curvy body and an amazing pair of tits, and always sexualizes conversations. I interpreted it as coming on, but when I called out her bluff she choked. She's kind of a mess tho, but those are the kind that fuck the best.
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>>695075094
I sometimes fuck my wife while she is sleeping
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>>695078813
>It's just a prank bro
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>>695080127
>@695079475
>@
>@

What is this incrredible, horrible, faggotry? What is that ampersand even doing? I'm hung over as shit, and I pray that it is only a drunken illusion, a nightmare. I stare and I stare, and I cannot even fathom what the fuck you are referring to, newfag
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>>695080591
4 years ago Maybe?
We were talking about something and then i said something about fucking "not to her " but her older sister said something like "I know someone that would love to be fucked by you" and kinda glared at her young Sister" the one with the fat ass" but nothing came of it.
I regret it till this day.
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>>695080713
details?
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>>695080949
I told others about a secret he had, then spoke to me one last time. Noone ever heard anything about him after that. I don't wanna risk getting into specifics and hurt his family even more
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>>695075094
i love the feeling of being analy fucked by a big cook, that.. pretty normal for a fag i guess
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@95081275
It mean that I was taking to him and not you! So shut up already! Your obviously the newbie on the internet. Lol gay
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>>695075094
I went to a wife swapping party once and I brought a hooker as my wife. No one knew.
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>>695081620
Damn, Gordon Ramsay fucking that ass?
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>>695081197
Bro, me too.
17 y/o, 8/10, curvy as fuck, big amazing ass and always those sexualized conversations. Never had the balls to make a move thou
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>>695081620
Not the bus boy?
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I used to be a camwhore and I was underaged as well
I was 16 and Im a Male
I got 10k out of 6 months of camwhoring. Im now dealing drugs.
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I've stabbed my uncle in the chest because he have hit my mom
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>>695077898
I have discolouration round my japs eye. Also skin pigments on my cock. I'm so self conscious about it.
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I didn't pay for Winrar.
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>>695081620
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>>695075094
I'm 22 years old and play neopets every minute I can, I'm completely addicted and can't stop, but I love it.
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>>695079730
This is some low quality bait.
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I don't seed my torrents.
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>>695080655
savage
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I want to arrange a bukake for my girlfriend. I was her first and she finds the idea of any other guy naked around her gross. I just want to degrade her and turn her into a cum dump.
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>>695081331
if she wanted to fuck you then, she probably still wants it bro
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>>695082602
Sick fuck

An hero
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My dad forced me to fuck my mom when he found out I wasn't his.
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>>695082581
Fooled a couple fags with it already. Zoz
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i spy cam my wife and share the pics with a friend of mine
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>>695077632
And look like shit
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>>695082844
That's hot
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Im locked in my room wearing only a diaper.
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>>695083430
Who locked you in there anon?
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>>695082675
post her snapchat and we will send her dicks see if we can turn her on to it
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TIFU /b/
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>>695076684
Why?
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>>695083517
I did? I dont like people barging in on me.
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Met a girl online who is unbelievably submissive and kinky, even by my standards. Long story short, within three days of meeting, she'd sent me a video of herself eating her own shit. Didn't turn me on - I just wanted to see if she did it, which she did, like she was eating fucking McDonalds or something. Barely reacted, just chewed and swallowed.
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When I was 16, my grandma started molesting me sexually.
I liked it and we kept going for years until she got an ictus and became retarded.
I also blowed a friend in high school and had the habit of making my dog lick my dick
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When I was 10 this 16 year old with a 10" cock used to fuck me in the ass. It wasn't rape, I kind of wanted it. He added me on Facebook the other day. I think he probably fucked me up for life. What do?
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>>695075357
Too far
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>>695083533
She doesn't have one. She's absolute shit with technology.
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In school (aged 12) I used to blow my friends in the school toilets for £5.
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>>695083951
obviously you should get him to fuck you again

>>695083840
then what happened?
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>>695084089
facebook? i will send dicks by post if needs be
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>>695083951
You have four options anon;

1. Do nothing and remained the same.
2. Send him a picture of your anus and say "Wanna get some more of this tasty butthole? ;)" and then proceed to let him fuck you.
3. Get revenge by way of murder.
4.Get revenge by way of exposing him and ruining his life forever, to do this you'll need to coax the evidence out of him, and I'm rather good at that myself. Interested in some keks anon?
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>>695082681
Fuck man even if she does, I'm married, I can't do that to my wife.
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>>695080053
>hashtag
>terrorist organization

The paranoia and constant fear of conservatives is both amusing and also what holds this country back. Conservatives are literally the reason Trump and Hillary both are nominees and the reason this country will continue to suck until we let the south go and be its pwn obese, gun-toting, teenage pregnancy ridden theocracy
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>>695084389
I'm sincerely considering option #4 for keks
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>>695084290
Still talking to her. Kind of don't know where to take it now - what else is there? Ideas welcome...
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>>695083752
So is the diaper a fetish or do u not want to have to get up and use the bathroom?
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I had an intense sexual relationship with my first cousin. It was the most meaningful and intense sexual experience of both our lives.
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>>695078813
>being this new
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>>695084645
Its a fetish. Im not that lazy. Im actually looking for things to do.
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I killed an old man
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I am unable to reach orgasm during sex
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>>695084931
Can we have pics?
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I am still desperately in love with my ex. We broke up over 6 years ago.
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>>695084572
FUCKING DO IT ANON.

I'm already planning shit out in my head kek, i havent seen anything good happen around here for a while, and causing social death on some faggot sounds like it could be fun when we get a few hundred anons spreading the evidence around tumblr, twitter, reddit......hoho this has potential
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she's a huge cunt but i would hate fuck her into a coma
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>>695076114
so how did the dogs cum taste?
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>>695075094
i am just an empty shell at this point and just put on a show to seem happy and make other people happy

the only thing left that i am capable of doing is stopping people from ever having to feel like i do
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>>695085708
Would bash her head in with that dumbbell then fart in her mouth.
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>>695085221
Sorry, no. I only share pics over skype.
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>>695075094
I like little girls. Can you handle it, /b/?
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>>695078571
>>695078813
>>695078813

ok this time better?
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>>695085989
You tease
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>>695083840
probably not real poo...even if u seen it come out of her ass.
Pretty common nowadays tbh.
fucking scene/emo girls do it a lot.
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>>695075094
Sometimes I kinda want to fuck women who are not my wife. Not enough to do anything about it, but I still fantasize about it.
/Oldfag normie
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>>695084389
>>695084389
write down entire friend list. friend them all. post about how he molested you.
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>>695086144
You could add me on skype. But idk if youd wanna see me. Im a guy. Official.alternate on skype
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Guess there is no harm in sharing.

My sister is a pornstar and I jerk off to her vids.

I have absolute no sexual attraction to her but I can't help myself
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>>695078970
Nice try Mr. FBI
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I like hot chicks.
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>>695086198
I can tell you right now...it was the real deal. Same as the piss I saw her gulp down straight from her bladder.
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>>695086702
You sick fuck
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Married and in my mid 20's

Can't stop hitting up 17-18 year olds on Tinder when I'm away on business.
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>>695085968

tom pls
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>>695085064
sure kiddo
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am doggo
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>>695075094
I had sex with a girl that was passed out at a part in march.
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>>695086084
fuck you
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>>695086954
get any pussy ? pics ?
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When I was 16 and on holiday with friends, I was too drunk to go out so I stayed in our tent and was horny as fuck so I cummed on the pillow of one of the girls in the tent next to us.
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i came inside the 18 year old daughter of my cousin. she was on the rag and wanted it
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>>695075094
im not proud


i dont seed


go gently with me
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>>695087814

Nah, I go for the one night stand and get the fuck outa there

Enough pussy to last me, no pics tho
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>>695075991
wait why would he get caught if you didn't report him?
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>>695086084
>Youareagiganticniggerfaggotandnoonewilleverloveyou.jpg
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I have a fetish for calculators
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>>695075094
I like to sniff girl farts. My erection is never harder than when a hot girl lets one rip loud and proud
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>>695089641
like these people stop at one person
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Sometimes I make up elaborate lies and post them on the internet.
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I'm a christian.
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>>695075094
I've posted this on here before but shit is escalating now.

I'm in love with my 14 yo sister-in-law. I let her know and she reciprocated. She is planning an elaborate plan to sneak out for the day to meet up with me. I'll probably take her top Santa Monica Pier or some shit. She wants me to take her virginity. I'm in my late 20's and have been with my wife since we were 14. I'm torn about what to do because my in-law is weighing my wife isn't. My wife has let herself go, only interested in herself, I probably wouldn't be getting laid if it wasn't for the fact that she probably only stays with me for my cock and money. If it wasn't for my kids I'd already have sex with my in-law. I know I should let go of the past but fuck it feels like I'm being given a second chance, if I only wait until she's a bit older then we'll be in the clear. I'm fucking lost and confused right now
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>>695084467
How are conservatives responsible for Hilary you white guilt ridden pussy? And if you haven't noticed, some shit is worthy of being paranoid about. Why don'y you go live in East Oakland and get back to me about how great niggers are :^)
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>>695077922
No, I'm dirty dan
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i talk to a 16 year old lesbian online who i have a crush on
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I have massive DB dumps of Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, Yahoo, Outlook, Hack Forums, and Battle.net.
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>>695085202
that's really sad anon
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>>695090924
Uhm, u let her know? Could you elaborate? How did u break it, and what did she say?
Anyways, that's some sketchy stuff u got there, my friend.
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>>695085366
fucking same
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>>695090924
Damn son where'd you find this
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>>695075094
>ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS

1. I think who's-his-face Jenner is a man and that getting his weiner cut off and breasts implanted does not make him a woman.

2. I laugh about giving a kid PTSD after whipping his ass for mouthing off.

3, I HATE my parents and I think they're scum. Gotta play the game a little to get my inheritance.

4. If my sibling dies before my parents, my inheritance will double. Here's hoping!

5. I get happy-ending massages. I like them way better than fucking.

6. I lost my virginity to a woman who was a doppelganger of my mother. I only fucked her because she looked just like my mom. I pretended she was my mom while we fucked. I moaned "mommy" when I came.

7. I'm racist as hell. I assume people are approximately average for their race until I have information showing otherwise either good or bad.
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My parents had to wipe my ass until I was 12. I still shit my pants sometimes at 23.
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>>695075094

I fancy the shit out of a work college, whose trying to set me up with her best friend
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I'm dating a girl who is half black, but I fucking hate niggers. I honestly think they are subhuman for a multitude of reasons I know I don't even need to mention on 4chan.
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>>695092718
>My parents had to wipe my ass until I was 12. I still shit my pants sometimes at 23.


Do you have disabled arms?
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>>695091760
"I am in love with you. I'm not looking to just fuck her or get nudes. I genuinely am in love with you." <--- Basically what I said to her. We've always hung out, played vidya, and since her father isn't around I basically took care of her. One day I realized that I have feelings for her. After I told her, she lit up and hugged me. She said she always saw me as more than a sass and she was confused but over the years she realized it was an actual attraction. She told me how she fantasized about being with me.
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>>695092948
Nope, just thought it was gross and didn't want to do it myself
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I don't have anything against black people
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>>695075094
I was raped/molested when I was 6 but I prefer to keep it a secret because of the stigma that being a molested child causes. So I've been living with the knowledge and trauma all my life just trying to be strong by myself.
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>>695093277
From the front or back?
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Wife and I continuously try to get couples to cheat on each other with us. She will get the men and I will get the girls. She is 4/4 and I am 3/3 and we are 4/6 on getting someone's girl to have a 3some with us. Our past two 3somes where her brothers current GF and ex GF. We have no plans on stopping....
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>>695075357
You anarchist
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>>695093625
Back
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>>695093277
Dude that's what you get a dog for. My dog cleans my ass everytime I go at home. It's easy, don't have to wash my hands, dog doesn't mind. And it feels great!
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>>695093999

Nice Trips man
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>>695075094
Been fucking my hot cousin for over a decade, since we were teens. we're both married and one of her kids is mine. Her husband has no idea he's raising my daughter.
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>>695083948

"had the habit of making my dog lick my dick"

Did once. Too intense
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>>695094086
Thanks anon! I try..
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I had a fear of heights that was so bad whenever I saw over the edge of something 20 feet or over I would go in the fetal position and nearly have a nervous breakdown. Friends made fun of me for it until the 8th grade, doesn't happen anymore though.
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>>695077993
Fuck you prick I just got my bike stolen
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>>695094644
Dice dubs! Male cousin or female?
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>>695075094
I remember touching a mentally challenged kid in the crotch multiple times and making a cat sniff my butthole, i think these two were the worse ones
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>>695086590

Share the love /b/ro. What's her name?
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When i was 14 years old, i fucked my brother's girlfriend
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>>695095264

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