pro 4chin

NEET isn't a profession

professional fapper

>>695072448
>gang bang organizer

>>695072770
Professional japper

bread vendor master race

>>695072919
professional tapper

>>695072911
That's pretty cool. Can we get some details on that job?

>>695072448
jack of many trades

>what are your predictions for the united states economy and the worlds economy?

>>695072448
Master Debater

>>695073012
i organize gang bangs

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>>695073008
Professional snapper

>>695072969
You vend bread? Do you go to conventions?

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>>695073141
professional zapper

conflict mediator

U.S. Army Soldier. Career Specialist ayyyyyy

>>695072969
a machine could replace you easily.you're going to be homeless tomorrow

>>695073012
i have a large data base of guy interested in gang bang (about 3500), and i look for swinger couple who are interested in having a gang bang organized for them.

I ask what they want, find places where to hold the event, i make a casting of guys who fit the desire of the couple. Then i do all the un-fun shit from buying drinks to cleaning the place after, guys pay me and the couple don't pay me ( and i obviously don't pay the girl).

>>695073502
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>695072448
Is mayonnaise a proffesion

Plant geneticist

>>695073248
naw i drive around in a big truck and put bread in walmart and dollar general and shit

its fun and pays well

Stay at home son

>>695073640
no,just mustard

>>695072448
Also an economist

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Dancer.

>>695072448
I work at the docks as a master baiter for the fishing boats. Sometimes the towing ropes require loosening so I'm also sometimes a dock teaser.

>>695072448
town rapist

>>695073863

Marry me.

Air traffic controller

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senior sales associate

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>>695073044
Inflation has been driving the market for the past over half a decade, not real growth, as indicated by the fact we've had the most sluggish "non recession" growth for these past years. It'll pop and be far worse than 2008. The National banks have exhausted all their arrows and are forced to create a new one called negative interest rates.

>>695072448
blood driver

>>695073878
I work at the cocks as a master baiter for the fucking boats. Sometimes the anuses require loosening so I'm also sometimes a cock teaser.

>>695073631

shut up, nigger

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Contract Specialist

lawyer

>>695074140
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>695073435
Tell us about that?

criminal profiler

>>695074221
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch

Did I stutter? I said

SHUT

UP

NIGGER

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>>695073863
Haha me too! What country? Aus here.

>>695074402
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>695073793
Oh well.

Work as a manager for a leading travel company.

No.. not that one.

>>695072448
Unemployed! Woo!

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>>695073431
Professional clapper

>>695074252
I live in a country coming out of civil conflict. I work with opposing 'sides' to use shared land in the most beneficial way possible is the very short version.

>>695074402
B8ed/8

>>695074140
Thats not nice.

>>695074644
Professional cracker

>>695073502
What's a career specialist?

Marketing expert

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>>695072448
/b/ lurker

High school teacher

>null

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>>695074644
professional wrapper

>>695073541
Wow. That's interesting. So do you make a decent living?

homeless

>>695073681
You study plant genes?

>>695074730

Oh I know.. just fun to fuck with the tard.

>>695074043
i agree, shit will get ugly, buy your phyzz before its too late

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>>695072448
professional hillary shitposter

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Collision repair tech

>>695074043
when do you believe the fiat bubble will burst and how will this affect the value of US currency?

>>695073681
What you making?

>>695074952
Professional crapper

>>695073834
Econobump

Doctor in a shitty European country, nothing special

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>>695074425
Dallas Texas.

>>695075154
professional horny slut

I love being a Soldier. No sick days, great benefits, the camaraderie (did i spell it right?), shooting weapons, free gym, super cheap nutrition, clothing allowance, ladies love a man in uniform, you get to drive cool vehicles... Honestly, joining the Army has been the best decision of my life.
9/10 Will re-up.

>>695073989
Semi same. Nickname for our tower is "terror tower"

>>695075277
Soldiers get cucked all the time, though

>>695075277
god damn welfare queen

>>695074151
What's a contract specialist and why is that guy wearing a diaper?

>>695074214
What kind?

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>>695075235
Nice. I was gonna make a trip to NY this year but my friend bailed on me. Tbh I'm a little scared by american clubs! They sound so different to Aussie ones. I feel like the girls would eat me alive haha

And not in the good way.

Small time campaign manager for local politician.

>>695074304
Ooh any stories?

>>695074963
i'm not special interested in getting rich, i'd rather have lots of time for me, and only work for people i like. So i could be richer if i wanted, but i try to stay small. Less trouble, less work, less money.

>>695073502
Kill yourself POG, blue falcons like you are the bane of real soldiers worldwide.

whore house piano player

>>695074214
you making any money at it?
Whats your region, speciality etc.

>>695074532
Oh, the other one?

>>695072448
>Economist
Should we follow Friedman's principles?

ISIS pork butcher

>>695074402
being this new

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>>695075128
professional slapper

>IT-support
>Social worker

>>695073878

I work at the sock factory, tucking pairs of socks into packages. So I am a sock tucker.

Production Manager for a big industry

>>695074648
Neato. Any hints as to what country?

>>695075829
>Dat thigh gap

>>695074783
Professional smacker

>>695075516
Intellectual property & IT law
>>695075752
I live in Paris, France. Pay is pretty good (around 26400/year) although I'm still a junior!

Foundation repairer. I'm 23 and I'm pretty sure I've already developed Arthritis in both hands.

>>695075616
Tbh most cabarets here are trashy. But some are classy,not too bad. Full nude here

>>695075896
I don't mind saying. It's Northern Ireland.

psychologist

>>695074916
Is it as beurocratic as they say? Too much red tape?

HVAC controls technician/programmer

>>695073878

I work at a winery, where I tap, or "sock" the corks into the casks. So I am a cork socker.

>>695072448
Story on pic new fag here

>>695076207
Somebody ejaculated inside this woman's vagina.

>>695076207
once upon a time
some chick got fucked
the end

>>695075074
my buddy does this and I always hang out there and always see this writing on cars what does it even mean, why is there writing on things that don't look damaged

also I do IT mainly network engineering

>>695076051
Here too. Full touching at my club as well (except pussy, gotta keep it legal).

I've worked in a couple other aus states and the rules are different everywhere, but in my state it's basically anything goes except vag. Full nude etc etc

It's so cool to find other dancers here on /b/! Nice tits btw (y)

>>695072448

Photographer. Mostly beautiful young girls. Tough job but someone has to do it. Taking one for the team.

>>695074916
Fuck yes man. I want to teach but as soon 15%fails a test, the board wants to make the test invalid.

Worst part is, kids know this so some refuse to study.. Got to look good on paper for the outside world

>>695076450
Do you guys ever fuck the clientele?

>>695075809
Friedman would do a great deal in moving us in the right direction

>>695076450
Thanks babe you too. If people touch us they get kicked out,unless we work out some sort of deal lol

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>>695072448
Kindergarden teacher

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Dude what the fuck.

I do dishes at a bar

software engineer monkey.

>>695076746
Old

dentist

>>695072448
>>695073834
>>695075133
So you major and practice nonsense. Any major revelations concerning the military industrial complex or are you assholes as dumb as the soldiers who sign up for a pay check and blindly follow orders?

>>695075085
It's hard to say since we're entering uncharted territory. However, I'd say within a year we should start to see really big effects. Who knows though, negative rates could stall this for awhile and make it a whole lot worse when it hits.

>>695076635
Lol no. Why the fuck would we do that?

We literally get paid to NOT fuck clientele. People think strippers are easy but we're actually some of the hardest people to get into bed with. (The decent ones anyway. If you want some drugged up ho with herpes, hey. Whatever floats your boat.)

>>695076746
lol at tabs

>>695075085
Oh and the result will decimate the US currency

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Accounting grad student. Working in strategy consulting.

i make animated penis' for second life

>>695076361
R&I = Remove and install, take off and reuse part
BL= Blend for paint, no paint made is 100% even with proper mixing guide
RPL = Replace
RPR = Repairable, no need to replace

>>695075235
Ever dance at The Lodge?

>>695076891
No, im just asking if you ever meet a good looking, witty, funny dude or whatever; if youve ever gone home with one.
Im not asking if youre a hooker.

Or does being at the club make you not into them? Ive always wondered this.

>>695072448
photographer

>>695075877
Sounds like that job SOCKS
Jk. Probably not bad at all

IT Technician

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>Commissioned miniature painter (warhammer, military, model kits etc) , runner of an ebay shop and stay at home dad

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Professional wooden floor refinishing and installation.

>>695072448
unemployed, I spend most of my days contemplating suicide

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>>695072448
Easy to find work op? was thinking of going back to school for this..

Britbong doctor

>>695076060
Do you guys drink a lot? Is that a method of peace making?

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>>695077113
No. Silver city cabaret

I make sandwhiches

>>695077126
Yeah I meet good looking funny dudes. Not all the time, but every so often. In my 2 years of experience, I can think of maybe 3 customers I've met that I would have considered getting a number off.

However, I never have. There's a reason they're in there paying to see naked women. I'm not judging anyone else's choices in men, but personally, the 'Mr I-Pay-For-Women' guys aren't really my type.

In saying that, I know a few girls that have found bfs that way, so.

>>695076146
Misspell

Bouncer and pool hustler

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professional dubs getter

>>695076098
Work with any extremely off the deep end? Also any advice on how to keep happiness?

>>695077704
looks like you suck at your job.

>>695073863
How much do you charge per dance?

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>>695072770
Professional sapper

>>695076965
>>695076886
thankyou for answering, and let us hope not...
perhaps new technology and multiple market support will help stabilize our economies....maybe....

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Software Consultant.

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I'm bringing down the patriarchy full time, but I pay my bills through a false workmen's compensation claim I filed over six years ago.

k>>695076746

>>695077415
Is it a female friendly club? Wife likes to go sometimes, and we've only hit The Lodge since they're pretty good there about couples.

>>695076879
What are you talking about?

>>695073989
Apparently that job has the highest suicide rate

>>695076034
>Pay is pretty good (around 26400/year)

kek'd

Sysadmin

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>>695072448
Journalist

>>695076746
fgt

>>695075235
Wow!

>>695076729
what's the lewdest thing you've come across yet?

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Corrosion chemist
Pretty good job. Yearly salary: 40 000 USD
>Blend acids and bases
>put steel samples in acid or base
>drink coffee, consume tobacco
>extract samples from acid or base
>begin testing on samples
>report test results
>drink more coffe and consume more tobacco
>go home

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>>695073541
example of my job

>>695078370
i can't help but laugh.any faggot writing a blog calls themselves journalist or professional

The hierarchy of misinformation is as follows:
> Low class hookers
> economists
> name something
> Officers
> Enlisted

Maybe one day these assholes wont be so willing to brag about morally bankrupt occupations.

>>695078623
i wouldn't feel comfortable stroking my cock around two dozen other sweaty guys and then stick my pole in a cunt that oozes foreign jizz

>>695077847
50 for clothed. 80 for full nude.>>695078231
Anyone can come

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Extraction System Serviceman

>>695078789

morally bankrupt occupation...

where the fuck do you think you are?
Reddit is that way -------->

>>695074786
Specialist is a rank
A low paying one, reserved for people who can't handle the rigors of college.
Which, incidentally, Uncle Sam pays the tuition for any soldier who wants to go. And upon Graduation, they will go through Officers training to move up the career-and pay-ladder.

>TL;DR-he's a dumb shit with no ambition in life.

>>695078949
>my pole in a cunt that oozes foreign jizz


we use condom ( except for a couple of time a year)

>>695078789
Sure. The majority of economists give us a bad name because they support government propaganda that they 100% buy into

>>695075984
Professional wanker

>>695079128
>except
there you have it

>>695079061
Wtf?

>>695078292
well, for France, it's not that bad ;)

>>695079274
non c'est de la merde.

sauce?

I kill giants.

>>695075037
Probably works for some evil company like Monsanto. Working on their super-villain shit like trying to feed the world with drought and pest resistant crops.

>>695079253
i don't understand what you say, i'm not that good at speaking english

>>695079068
Thanks for helping him out, anon

>>695072448
chef at wendys

architectural designer

>>695077350
Eh sorta. There's a wide range of things you can apply your knowledge to if you do it right.

>>695079439
it's okay pablo

Green oak timber framer.

Spend my days mostly in a workshop building and fitting bespoke post & beam frames, ranging from porches to full fledged houses etc.

>>695079481
>chef
They give that title to a person for pressing the button that puts pink slime into a microwave?

>>695079625
what do you mean by "you have it" ? are you speaking of STD ?

>>695074214
cunt. i hope you die

>>695079641
Cool. I lived in a post and beam house for a while, loved the shit out of that place.

Had character out the ass, and was as sturdy as a rock.

main dealer car mechanic

>>695079641
What's green oak?

>>695079947
wood that hasnt fully dried.

>>695079068
>Using a tired ad hominem

Nice counter, would expect you'd be very good at independent thinking.

One day you will be old, you will be frail and you will be slow, and someone will ask you what did you do in your time? What did you do in your prime when you were young, strong and fast? I will tell them I was a NY Fireman, and when the day is done and the page is turned that will be enough.

>>695072448
Wizard like a 80% of the people here

Watchmaker

militant atheist and amateur gamer

>>695079362

Except that they don't. They change plant DNA (for the worst) for the sole reason of creating invasive species that they hold copyrights on, to make disgusting amounts of money. If GMO was so great, why do Monsanto employees avoid it like its the plague.

http://www.naturalnews.com/037466_GM_food_global_elite_organic_gardens.html

Professor, Computer science.

>>695079843
no,you said we ALWAYS use condoms EXCEPT on several occasions.so what about those occasions then? are there only people involved who love other peoples cum and diseases on their dick?

>>695079558
why arent you a proper architect?

>>695080038
what's wood?