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Dick rate and cock size challenge thread.Starting with 8 inches bone pressed.


The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Dick rate and cock size challenge thread.

Starting with 8 inches bone pressed.
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Softie
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Front view
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10/10 cock
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Rate it
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Rate .
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>>695064184
5
>>695064360
6
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Girls say I'm average
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inb4 "you didn't stretch the tape" because it doesn't fucking matter.
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This is Chris Diamond.

He's one of the biggest white porn stars
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>>695064473
thx for rate
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>>695064551
Nice girth. Got a girth measurement?

Amazing cock

>>695064617
Here is a measurement.
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Some big ones
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>>695064842
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>>695064899
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>>695065001
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>>695065039
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Post some more.

Show your love for big cocks and post your cocks even if they are baby sized
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>>695064765

just over 6"? no photo.
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>>695063527
>inches

Idiot
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>>695065354
It's about 8 not 6
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tfw you are tiny ;_;
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>>695065481

wut? dude asked girth, i gave him the girth.
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>>695064547
yeah for whores with a used out pussy
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>>695066144
holy shit dude get cut, I'm uncut too. but you should be able to pull your foreskin back even just a little that looks like you never could and it got worse.
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>>695064551
It makes your dick an extra inch longer
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>>695066144
When phimosis hits hard
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Leave me some ratings.
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>>695066397

good thing i was inb4 you, you tard.

>hurr durr inch
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>>695063527
you do realize those are centimeters right?
thats like 4 inches bro...
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>>695066397
It doesn't make your dick anything, but a small dicked faggot would whine about it.
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>>695063699

Holy shit, how do the girls like it? How does it feel to be hung?
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>>695066766
You are a complete moron. Congrats.
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>ITT false measurement techniques
How retarded you guys really are? Fuck this shit, wide majority of these are not medically correct measured thus making them irrelevant.
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tfw
jelqing and dht can potentially make anybody who is small into bigger than the biggest natural cock.
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>>695066766
Yeah, because that

>>695063699
totally looks like a 4 inch cock

Stay mad shorty and learn how to convert cm to inch
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>>695063527
This threads are made of faggots pedos that fap off little kid dick. No one care about your penis anons
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>>695063527
mine's 16cm no bone pressed.
I'd assume 18 cm pressed.
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>>695063527

my dick is only 6 inches. Should I procreate or remove myself from the gene pool?
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>>695067076
>>learn how to convert cm to inch
you are right, it is less than 4 inches, that is why I said "like" to refer to an approximation.
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I guess it's kind of small. 6"
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>>695065636
Hey you have the same mouse as me
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>>695067445
You should use jelqing techniques and DHT topical cream.
If you procreate make sure to give your son some DHT before/during puberty for better results.
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>>695066981
Girls obviously love it.

Due to my big bulge (around 6x5 soft) I often get approached by size queens so yeah it's the best thing.

And it leads to a porn star like life.

Once my ex gf had two friends over (both hotter than her) and she kept talking about my size until they both wanted to see it and I met myself getting measured by them. Once the pictures spread around my confidence skyrocketed and I had 5 incredibly hot cheerleader fuckbuddies that only liked me for my cock (because I was even bigger than the black football players)

It's simply amazing
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>>695063527
So about 6 inches then?
You measure insertable length otherwise you're measuring a significant distance of fat pad too.
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>>695067580

What is DHT creme? And how do I get it?

Jelqing doesnt help lenght, does it?
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>>695067007

Medical doctors are smart enough to know that an improper measurement has a margin of error that is less than infinite.

You seemingly are not.
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>>695067776
Are you fucking stupid do you want a useless limp dick like the rest of these morons
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>>695067445
m8 i am only a bit over 5 inches length wise
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>>695067613
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact"
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>>695067445
>only 6 inches

6 inches is avg or maybe slightly above

Stop watching porn
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>>695067943

idk what it is.
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>>695066144
Looks like a big nasty genital wart.
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>>695067986

How do you live with it?

Do you get pussy? How do girls react?

>>695068097

still, when i see such a beautiful goddess I think man she deserve a 9 incher that rocks her world, not some shorty like me.
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>>695067613
how big is it erect?
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I know it's not the best cock ever, but it's mine.
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>>695063527
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>>695068300
>she deserve a 9 incher that rocks her world

>9 inches

Not a single woman wants a 9 inch dick to devastate her vagina. The only chicks who regularly want that are sluts since that size can be painful

6 inches is enough to make most women happy unless your GF is some slut who would probably cheat on you anyways
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>>695068300
idk , i guess cause it is a bit girthy
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>>695067521
Nice. That's the perfect size cock to suck on
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>>695068688

Yeah I guess so, but its the pictures in MY head that drive me insane...

>>695068712

I bet they drop some tears when you insert it in their teen assholes
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>>695063527
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE

______________¶___
|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
|______________|||__|__|__|] beep beep!
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)
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>>695068580
Anybody
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>>695063639

best pic in this thread
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16 cm
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>>695069538

Thats definately more, bone press it with a ruler
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>>695063527

>> I win
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>>695069689

This thread is about human cocks, abo.
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>>695069689
>nig dick
No thanks
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>>695069076
virgin fag actually
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>>695070087

How old are you?
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not the biggest but hey
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>>695069689
Looks tasty
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>>695070412

are you me? lol
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>>695070247
10/10 moar
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>>695070174
19, why?
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Dis
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>>695063527

PUT YOUR DICK AWAY FAGGOT

MODS BAN THIS FUCKER INTO NEXT WEEK

END THE FAGGOT CONTAMINATION

NO MORE DICK THREADS
NO MORE TRAP THREADS
NO MORE FAGGOTRY

I DO NOT WANT TO SEE THIS SHIT

WORST SUMMER CANCER EVER
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>>695070729
fake
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>>695070669

Because you said you was virgin. Its time bro, get some pussy
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>>695070647
Will post some, give me a few
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Rate it
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>>695069128
>

stop being insecure, loser
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>>695070967
pretty insecure about the size tbh
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>>695063527
Just testin the qater
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>>695070852
>implying not everybody in this thread is fake
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>>695071058

literally a pencil dick, would suck it anyway.
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>>695063527
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE

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|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
|______________|||__|__|__|] beep beep!
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)
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>>695071204
Same here bro. 18 vcard fag there. I am hesitant because i am insecure about it. Pretty sure I'd get cold feet and walk out.
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>>695070611
I don't think so :0
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>>695063639
I want to worship that cock.
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>>695071204

Just be proud of your shorty, its all you got. Not fucking wont make you happy.

Also smaller dicks dont weigh in so much if you are trained and shredded
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>>695070647
>>695071034
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>>695071537

my dick looks literally the same
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>>695064551
Disgusting and veiny.
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>>695071658
Do you have pictures with more of your pubic hair showing?
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>>695069676
definitely less
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>>695065100

She must be the happiest girl ever
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>>695071698
i don't believe you
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No size but will post dick for rating
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About 6.75 inches. Rate?
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>>695071948
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>>695072236

Is this a six incher?
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7inches/18cm
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>>695072313
There is no way. My dick is 6.5. That's at least a 6.
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>>695072329
I love your dark, hairy cock
It's amazing
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>>695072168

Lol that smile on her face, why does the thought of her getting impregnated by this BBC turn me on so much
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>>695072607
cuck
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>>695072607

because youre a cuck faggot
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>>695070747
Sorry you can't measure up, dudette.
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>>695072568

massive balls.

QUESTION: Does ball size relate with cumshot output?
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>>695072568
>>695072819
IDK
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>>695072819

not really
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>>695072908

strong cock bro, I wish I had one like that
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>>695072578
I dont like pubs, are kinda annoying, and somehow i think pictures look worse with hair tbh
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>>695063527
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE

______________¶___
|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
|______________|||__|__|__|] beep beep!
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)
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About 7 by 5.7
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My lil thing :3
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>>695073356

Do you cum quickly?
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>>695072348
little closer to seven, but not quite
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>>695073657

Do the girls like it?
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>>695063639
>nipple piercings
why did you have to ruin it with that faggotry
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could anyone take a paper and write "yarin 38" ?
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>>695063527
TOP KEK YOU'RE STARTING MESURING YOUR COCK AT 3 CM
YOUR DICK IS 15 CM.
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>>695073586
Pretty much yah. why?
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>>695074075

Because in general small dicks cum very fast
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>>695073795
i wouldn't know :'(
why else would i be posting here
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>>695074222
oh :D
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>>695074222
haha i am small and i my fap sessions are usually around 25 minutes.
>>695067986 me
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>>695074308

Lol do it your dick is fine girls will like it
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>>695074376

but you are girthy he is pencil dicked

>>695074345

np with that, its kind of cute to cum so quickly
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Lock up your girlfriends, lock up your wives, cuz my cock is in town.
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>>695066766
thats around 20cm, its close to 8 inches, something like 7.8
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>>695074571
nah, 18 max. bone pressed doesn't count
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24 cm
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5.5
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>>695063527
FAG
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>>695074794

bullshit, kek
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>>695074571
It's 15 he is starting at 3 cm
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>>695074950
you realise his dick is longer than the ruler?
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>>695074883
bone pressed is the correct measurment if you weren't a overweight virgin you might know
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>>695074857

you could never do a bbw with that lol
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>>695063527
>>695074883
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Late to da party
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>>695075223
for science yeah. there it matters. in real life, the usable part matters.
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Hey
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>>695075453

Do you realize that the fat will be pressed and make the whole thing usable?
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>>695075453
that's what I mean when you go balls deep your getting those extra few cm in unless you just have blob of fat
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>>695075223
>when OP tries to find an excuse
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>>695074408
i guess, and sorry for getting kind of shitty, but i'm just never sure they'll like the rest of me. i grew up almost afraid of human sexuality and am only just getting the hang of >>695074408
but not really. i find i need to form an emotional bond before making a move so as to not look like a creep, and after that point i've got a pretty good thing going, but then i'm afraid to put my heart on the line and end up waiting too long. i always feel that i do okay, but never quite play my cards well enough to get anywhere, be that sexually, romantically, or whatever
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>>695075617
virgin detected
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>>695075698

I stopped reading when you mentioned "heart".

No hearts only genitals.

You are young dude, you dont have anything to lose except your virginity.

Make contact with girls today.

>>695075730
k bro
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>>695063527

chart
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>>695072568
>>695072908
Hey again ;)
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>>695064547
Post an actual picture, and realize that Google Image Search is a thing, you fraud.
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So I almost always fuck girls, but once this guy at work kept implying I had a small cock. Maybe because I'm younger and less muscular than him (taller though). One day we were out drinking and he started on again about my supposedly small dick. And I l snapped. Told him it wasn't small. That I was probably bigger than him. He said, "Prove it fag." Finally I told him I'd whip it out but he would have to too. And that whoever was smaller had to get on his knees and blow the bigger guy. Just to settle this once and for all.
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You are aware guys that you need two fingers to fully satisfy the woman and not 190 inch dick right?
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>>695072908
I want to sniff your cock and lick it clean
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>>695076127

the girth cant be right, almost nobody has 6" girth.
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>>695076206
Yeah sorry, won't be posting as much next week
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>>695072908
What's with the rash on your needle arm?
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>>695076601
almost no females have perfect bodies either
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>>695074075
usually tiny little boy cocks cums fast and cute
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>>695076310
Fuck off you bitch.
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>>695076974

THIS. I think its absolutely cute to see his little dicklet cumming, I think he can be proud of it
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>>695076611
>>695076611
That's okay, just thought I'd say hi!
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>>695076781

what I was trying to get across is that literally most men just DONT have 6" circumference.
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>>695075964
there's always the heart dude, to some degree
i just haven't been able to ignore it yet and i end up coming across as awkward, which I am because I have no clue what i'm doing
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>>695076127
all my kek

>authentic chart
no serious publication would use that word

>freaky combination
again

with a lot of good will, I'll take that as a chart based on answers, what they THINK is perfect, not actual experience

many women would find an 9x6.5 incher way too big in reality. in their fantasy thats a different story
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>>695076310
>>695077070
Yeah I kinda giggle at the paranoia too...

Kinda unfortunate that they worry so much about not being hung like a horse.

You guys really don't need much y'know
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>>695077222
ooh, check my full house
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>>695077106
Well, hi
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me vs 8 inches
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How are you guys so soft when erected. Theres no way i could push my dick down with my hand to measure it like that without breaking it.
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>>695077592
how to shave your dick area successfully? (including balls)
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>>695077726
You have no idea how arousing that statement was.
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>>695067613
how old r u?
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>>695077918
anon, maybe you can give him a hand to make his hard dick nice and soft again
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>>695067613
holyshit more
>>
Exactly 8 inches here. People often say it seems bigger but its only because of all the misinformation about dick size.
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Women love when you hit their cervix, I guess you need at least 7 1/2 inches to do that. Maybe more
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>>695078602
Pic related
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>>695069689
Jesus, i bet thats even uncomfortable to wslk around with.
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>>695077728
i am naturally unhairy so it doesnt take much, i have never seen a single hair on my chest lol

use a nice soft body wash and maybe even a womans razor. shave once in the direction of the hair and then shave against the hair growthe direction but only once to avoid razor burn
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>>695078747

How does it feel to have a superior cock?
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6,5 b/ it's enough?
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>>695078602
8 inches is huge when you can go 3 inches past the bottom
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>>695065100
sauce
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>>695074075

aww, it looks so happy to be cumming :3
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>>695078747
You have a gorgeous cock, yum.
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Im horribly small. I want to die.
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>>695073252
I actually sucked a cock like that once. Was well weird.

>greentext?
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>>695072568
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>>695069538
That's a nice cock. 8/10 More
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>>695079747
How long?
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>>695079836

stop making me feel insecure
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>>695079289
where are you?
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>>695079459
Oh he was ;)
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>>695076601
10% have 5.5, 1% have 6

Every chick that had 10+ partners knows what it will feel like, because they all had sex with a hung guy once to test how it feels
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>>695079836
>>695080191
Don't be
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>>695072908
Are you Omeglefag?
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>>695079189
Pretty good generally.

Sucks when girls struggle with it but usually with a bit of work and lots of foreplay things turn out for the better.

God tier when you find a girl who can take it all and it fills them up like noone has before.
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>>695077386 (OP)
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE

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(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)

POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR YOUR PENIS WILL SHRINK 2 INCHES TONIGHT
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>>695078682
That's not the cervix though.

It's the a-spot that they love. The anterior fornix
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>>695080001
rate my pussy
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>>695080392

I am, because I know if we both stood naked in front of a girl she wouldnt pick me and I cant even blame her.

Why would I want to live
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>>695080291
That's a great photo. 8/10 would suck dry.
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>>695080397
yeah, seen me?
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>>695080638
How big are you? I ain't the best looking guy lol
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>>695080778

6 Inches
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>>695080864
I'm only 7.5 dude. and 5.5 is average so you're bigger than average
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>>695081048

Still, I would love to have an 7 inch soft and 9 inch hard dick to show off, would never wear pants again
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>>695081390
you'd never get laid implying you would have anyways
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>>695080864
I'm 5.6 inches buddy. It looks like a micro penis when I'm soft.

Being really big is great, it's true, but being average is fine as long as you know what the fuck you're doing. There are definitely girls that would pick Dick > Anything but there are a lot that view big dicks as an exciting thing to try and nothing more.

My GF had casual sex with some crazy hung dude 3 months before we started dating. She stopped hanging out with him once we were together and hasn't looked back. I can make her cum with fingers, dick and mouth. That's all most ladies need.

>inb4 she's cheating on you with big dick man you cuck
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>>695076457
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>>695081757
>>695081588

But still, I will start clamping and hanging now, maybe I could gain an inch over a year
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r8 m8s
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>>695082013
tbh all you have to gain is hurting yourself.

Just be happy and confident. It goes such a long way.
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>>695079786
greentext.
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>>695080672
thanks
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>>695081758
i want you to pump my boi pucci with that
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>>695082060
would suck
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>>695082519

Why? I think it can work,, dont you?

Ist just not life for me with a small dick
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>>695082060
latino nigger dick 7/10. would suck
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>>695082912
6 inches isn't small.

Be confident and don't be a stupid cuck. You'll get laid.
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>>695075249
Who would want to?
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>>695083255
you have a point
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>>695082544

Alright, here goes.

>I'm bi, vers/btm. Wanting to try bb in my ass because I'm an idiot
>After about 3 hours of no luck, this one guy hits me up. Just wants a bj, nothing more
>Loves getting head from guys, but fucking them does absolutely nothing for him
>Found this weird... bj's are good, sex isn't?
>Said no thanks, carried on looking
>Another hour passes, I've been jerking slowly while looking and found nobody. Quiet night it seems

Cont.
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>>695077170
Look at the chart title, man. This isn't showing the average, it's showing what women voted as "ideal".

If you made the same chart for women, but with breast size and waist size, you'd have DD and tiny waist being "ideal", even though that's obviously not common.
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>>695082793
you couldnt handle it
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>>695066144
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>>695083722
Okay, my first time greentexting. Didn't realise it would take up so little space, I'll write for a little longer before hitting post.

>Eventually, feeling pretty horny
>Knowing this guy only wants head and doesn't want to stick it in me, I reluctantly ask for a dick pic
>I'm ready to be used at this point
>dickisnails.jpg
>sends me back this weird banana-shaped thing. wtf.
>Decide fuck it. Always get horrible anxiety when going on a meet, but decide this time I'm going for it, no backing out. He seems chill and he's been honest
>Jump in car, drive across town to location, pull up outside house
>message to let him know I'm here
>Now to wait for either a mugging, a block on Grindr or action
>Honestly bricking it

Cont.
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>>695069689
It has a Hitler mustache.
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Don't want to post a picture in here but I'm like 5.8" and wide enough that I can't fit through in the middle of a toilet paper roll.
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>>695079747
I wouldn't mind, anon. Just have a decent personality/charisma, make friends with some women. You'll eventually find someone who's into you who's not a size queen.
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>>695083088

Its not that I have problems getting laid, I am good in bed.

I just want it for myself.
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>>695083255

Just saying, or when she has a real fat booty, you need a big tool for that
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>>695083883
you are probably right but it wouldnt stop my from trying my best

i know you would be gentle at first and let me climb on top of you with my dainty frame and try to ride it. after a few tries and you get it in then you can take over and force me down onto it but i would probably come without even touching my dick and you could use my cum as lube to get more in
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>>695084240
Cont.

>Dude comes out, exactly as in his face pic. Invites me in, but asks me to be quiet
>Holy shit people are in, and he's trying to ninja me in for a blowjob
>dickisnailsagain.png
>Get into his room, door locks. So far so good, my heartbeat is about to power a rave at this point though
>He sits on the bed, pulls his pants down. It's soft, lightly trimmed hair surrounding it.
>About to have a full on panic attack
>Fuck it - Leroy Jenkins
>Get on my knees, smile. Touch it gently with a finger and thumb.
>I think "The fuck am I playing at, smiling?!? It's a cock, suck it man"
>Kiss it, it's not bad. Guy had the decency to shower first, shame about the hair
>Take it all in, not bad at all. Push it out with my tongue, then suck it back in gently.
>Feel it getting harder in my mouth
>My dick is ready to explode at this point

cont.
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Got a twelve inch cock at least
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>>695063527
why's your dick so fuckin' dirty ?
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