dont be shy

You been posting this for months if not years.

>>695061854
When I was in high school I used to get a friend's retarded little sister to play with my cock. I'd nut on her and then wipe it off her. She was laughing and liked it. No regrets.

>>695062394
thats not a secret

>>695061854
I'm in a long distance relationships with a 15 y/o girl, I'm 21 kissless virgin
>inb4 it's an old dude
We do video chats all the time

>>695061854
I'm trying to get with my friend's sister

Tips appriciated!

I like to see women with their clothes off.

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>>695063623
What are you a fucking faggot?

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>>695061854
I am sleeping with my girlfriend's mom who's also married. Started before we began dating. I like her mom much more honestly.

Pic looks very similar to her.

>>695062518
Nice

>>695063402
Has she flirted or given signs she's interested?

>>695061854
I catfished someone I know and don't know what to do with the nudes.

Then i catfished a ton of people I know

i stole 8000.00 form my step mom

i like my flesh light better then the real thing

My wife pulls pussy for us to fuck. No ragerts.

>>695061854
I really want to get fucked by and suck off a tranny. A good looking one, that is.

I find dogs more attractive than people.

I don't have any secrets.

...

>>695065642
Me too.

I... hate... niggers...

>>695065697
...?

>>695061854
My girlfriend accidentally gave a completely random stranger a blow job once.

>>695065853
Even niggers hate niggers, that's why they are killing each other all the time

>>695062518
Such a nasty boy

>>695066056
Accidentally? How is that

plenty of girls keep their dirty secrets on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/girls.html

My sister molested me as a kid and I forgot about it until I was with the damaged bitch psychopath that was my Ex who was also molested.

I hate that sack of shit now.

>>695063823
Meh, we haven't talked much lately but she's been talking about me with her brother. We actually used to be friends when we were younger and she used to hug me a lot lol

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>>695066056
how? explain it?

>>695061854
Inb4 everyone is a pedo or rapist.

>>695066056
Kek ok buddy, sure she did, you gullible cuck.

>>695063623
that's the kind of shit you should keep to yourself dude... jesus christ

>>695066056

>accidentally gave a completely random stranger a blow bob


Yeah, and I accidentally jack off every night before I go to bed.

>>695061854
I once fucked a really beautiful, womanlike tranny in Bangkok. Tits are meh, asshole feels the same as a girl's but blowjob is god-tier.

I'm not gay or bi, but that was a great experience.

>>695066206
What did your sister do to you?

>>695065971
....___ I......

>>695066445
...!?

>>695066056
> by accidentally you mean totally on purpose
> by girlfriend you mean you, friend :{

>>695061854
I cheated on my bae for the first 1.5 months we were going out until I caught feels and stopped.

Still feel bad about it. Tried to tell bae once but ended up saying the overlap was only a week.

Uck still irks me thinking about it. Ragerts 4 daez

>>695066056
Wtf are you fuking high honestly there is no chase to suck a dick accidentally.

>>695066533
....

>>695066365
I fucked a man, but yeah you know I'm not gay nor bi

got a blowjob from my gay cousin cause i was stoned and girls don't talk to me so i said fuck it and now i don't talk about it

>>695066068
True

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>>695066056
>his penis was accidentally in my mouth
>i accidentally swallowed his cum
>oops hehe

>>695066406
My ugly sack of shit sister made me eat her out when I was 6.

Being molested isn't hot.

I find elevators erotic. I fap in them ( I know it's wrong on so many levels).

>>695066638
Dont tell her. Every time you get the urge do something really nice for her instead.

>>695063623
Holy fuck dude. Thats disgusting.

BZZZZZZZZZZ!

I only eat mutton bacon (sometimes called "macon"). I never eat a pig 'cause a pig is a cop or better yet a terminator like Arnold Schwarzenegger, trying to play me out like as if my name was Sega.

>>695066832
Steven Tyler?

>>695066694
How am I gay if I don't have sexual desire towards men?The tranny's pretty much a girl but with a penis.

>>695066139
>>695066237
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>>695066639
>>695066797

>Be me.
>Take girlfriend to go eat wings at this ghetto bar near campus.
>Delicious wings for really low price.
>We're University students so we're broke as fuck.
>Cheap wings is already a dream come true.
>Only downside is the place looks like it's some drug joint.
>Eat wings anyways.
>Finish eating.
>We both go to the washroom to clean up.
>Male and female washrooms right next to each other.
>Go in.
>Bathroom is so small.
>Can barely see anything as well, lighting is dim.
>One urinal and one boxed toilet stall.
>Want to take a shit but some guy is in the toilet.
>Wait for a minute or so then change my mind. I'll just shit at home.
>Do my business and take a piss at urinal.
>Suddenly hear the guy start to moan.
>He's groaning loud now.
>Sounds like he's having the best shit of his life or something.
>Weirded out as fuck so I quickly wash my hands and leave.
>Go outside to wait for girlfriend.
>Ten minutes pass by, what's taking her so long?
>Look at the washroom waiting.
>Even the guy moanin in the toilet finished and left.
>Five minutes later she comes out.
>There's a huge grin on her face.
>She seems happy.
>We walk for a bit back to campus.
>She looks at me with this big smile.
>'How did you like that blow job?' she asked me.
>What blowjob...
>'The one in the washroom? Through the hole?' her smile quickly drops.

Turns out she gave the guy in the washroom with me a blow job by accident. Apparently the female washroom only had one toilet for one person so she assumed it was the same on the male. She thought I was the only one in there so when she saw a dick go through the hole, it must have been mine. Whoever that guy was, I hope he was happy getting that BJ from my girlfriend...

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I like hot chicks.

>>695066660
...!!!???

>>695066832
Fuck off, Carlos

>>695066696
Lol!!!

>>695066831
How old was she? Does anyone else know?
I'm sorry you had to experience that anon

>>695064032

What brand do you have?

>>695066056
Not a secret anymore. You posted this already yesterday. She thought you were in the toilet stall next to her.
Now fuck off and find something new to tell us

>>695061854
i love puke porn but find scat disgusting and i hate that when you search for vomit stuff a bunch of scat vids also show up like "hey you like that disgusting fetish? you must also like this other disgusting fetish!"

>>695066832
I can't belive what u do

>>695066868
oh I do. I feel bad man.

I throat fuck my pitbull

>>695067040
I know anon you are totally straight, and you are right, a man with breast implants is basically a woman, I mean who doesn't know that

>>695063308
shes gonna tell her parents anon i hope you are ready for the party van

>>695067215
She's a few years older than me. The thing that bothered me was I apparently told my parents and everything and went to therapy but I don't remember that at all. All I remember was being scared shitless that I'd be in trouble for it.

When I remembered I thought I hadn't told anyone about it for years.

I want to start skateboarding but i can't help thinking 22 is too old to start... Why? fuck knows...

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I went to an orgy once with my friend I ended up fucking his girlfriend there.

>>695066832
pun = top kek

for whatever reason, for the past ten years, I will constantly( at least once a month, often more frequently) find dying birds that I have to mercy kill.This has happened even though I've lived in five different states and eight different cities. I've started carrying around scissors so that I can get through the process with more efficiency.

>>695063868
catfished my sister through snapchat still fap to the nudes

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My sister is on holiday and I sneak into her room, lock the door and sniff and cum on her dirty panties, then put them in the laundry basket without anyone finding out, dunno why they smell so good and feminine, also am underage

>>695066831
for you

>>695067720
How old is your sister?

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I got me this job one time bussin' tables at a country club. So I could case all the big rich pricks that come in. I pick out this guy, go in one night and do his place. He wakes up and gives me shit. So I killed him. Him and the tasty bitch he was with.

That's the best part! She's fuckin' this prick, see, this golf pro, but she's married to some other guy! Some hotshot banker. He's the one they pinned it on! They got him down Maine somewhere doing time for
the crime! Ain't that choice?

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Pretend to be a woman and sell nudes to horny guys for a living. Also used to scam people.

>>695067447
I hope doggo bites your dick off.

>>695067562
We actually talked about telling her mom about us, and we think she actually is going to take it well, she has been with older people before

>>695067061
That is so funny I'm dying

>>695067040
You are a huge faggot who enjoy fucking other faggot, don't try to pretend it's not the case

>>695067849
Hush Elmo Blatch

>>695067582
Stay strong anon, you have my support

>>695067633

that's kinda what happens at orgies

>>695067792
No bane. She's fucking gross.

>>695067149
, !...? ()-,,,#

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>>695061854
When I was 12 years old I was in an online relationship with a 30 something year old man from England. I am in the US. I had never met him in person, but we would often sext on msn. He was open with the fact that he was into very young girls, but I didn't think it was creepy. I never sent him nudes or anything, but at one point he mailed me a package with a scarf and a pencil case with some colored pencils. Hidden in the pencil case was a small vibrator. I should mention that I am female. I never thought that it was weird or anything, I had asked for the vibrator because I was too young to get into any sex shops, and I was also too young to get a credit card, and therefore was unable to purchase one online. Looking back, I could have seriously risked my life by giving him my address. I knew he wasn't lying about being in Europe because the package went through French customs, so it would take him a lot of money to come visit me. I wasn't scared of that, didn't even cross my mind until I got older. Eventually we drifted apart and stopped communicating. I haven't spoken to him in a good 6-7 years now. I never told anyone about this relationship. If he was closer to me, we probably would have met up. Because of the virtual "physical" relationship we had, if we had met up 'm certain that we would have hooked up. I'm not freaked out by this part of my past, but I am a little weirded out that I so willingly entered a relationship with a self-proclaimed "pedophile". It's so strange to look back on. I'm sure that this kind of relationship was a pedophiles dream. I was a strange child.

>>695066832
i do this on escalators i then cum on people going down and laugh as they try run after me i am a bad person

>>695067720
copulins and pheromones

>had my first sex with an escort (my performance wasn't good).

>had my second sexual experience with a dude (we sucked eachother off).

>my father cheated on my mother with my bosses wife like 2 or 4 years before I started to work at that company
>now my parents and them are quite good friends and I don't know for sure how much my boss knows

>>695067720
similar.
sil this time. i think she knows because i do them on her clean ones and put them back so she can wear them, cum soaked.
gl anon.

I sometimes fap to shemales
I told my ex I had sex with her best friend knowing that her best friend blacks out and has sex with guys she doesn't remember on a regular basis, they both believed me
My ex caught herpes while cheating on me, I tell people that I don't have herpes however I have never been tested. Never shown any signs or symptoms though.

I'm 33 years old and I have fuck a woman for the first time 3 months ago. With a hooker.

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>>695061854
I am dead already. I died when I was fifteen. Now I live in the zone all the time.

>>695066832
>It's wrong on so many levels
Get the fuck out.

>>695067447

female or male dog, furry scum

>>695068078
...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡!!!!!!!!

>>695067061
Even if it was pitch black you think she doesnt know what your dick is like or what sound you make when your moaning and shit?

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog. When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out but the worst thing I ever done I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this hua hua hua huaaaaaaa and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience and then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life.

>>695063308
I will kill you next time you call my daughter.
Signed,
Father of S.

>>695068025
Thanks anon but it only affects me in the sense that I fucking hate my sister and I'm really against hooking up.

Don't do the panic attacks thing etc. like my Ex did.

>>695067703
lets see em

>>695066206
I sense time for greentext

>>695067061
cant tell the difference between some niggers dick and yours it was totally an accident anon

>>695068294
^()^%----,>!...

>>695067633
Was it worth it? Did you fuck up their relationship?

>>695068109
When I was 14 I had a relationship like that, just swap the genders. It never got to the point of nudes or any physical mail. Just chatted and talked dirty online.

>>695068109
Haha babe I used to do stuff like that online too. Not quite so extreme, but I used to get on Habbo when I was 12 and cyberfuck men for items.

I guess it kinda stuck with me because now I'm a stripper and instead of cyberfucking men for virtual couches I pretend sad-sack losers are my boyfriends for real big-boy money. $$$

I secretly have gay thoughts with my friend Dylan

Last time I saw my girlfriend we had consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

>>695068472
...8=D~~ {()}!!!??

I got in a relationship with a filipina. She fucked me over, took all my money, and ran off with another man... which is what all filipinas do, but I thought, "not her, she is my angel"

>>695068320
This isn't "Stand by Me" you gigantic, fat, lying asshole

>>695068320
never say die

i used to pretend to be a girl on omegle and get dudes to fap to me, then once they were done i'd reveal that i was a guy

>>695068504
Wow, really? Did she admit that she was into young guys?

>>695068552
D-Dave?

>>695067582
stop being such a pussy, I was molested 2 times, by my neighbour and my cousin. You don't see me bitching about it, I came out just normal in the end, no therapies or anything.

I found my best friends moms nudes while I stayed at their house for two weeks

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>>695067699
Are you there because the birds or dying or are they dying because you're there. Either way, you're a crystal child.

>>695063623
LMAO FAGGOT DETECTED

I'm 30. My wife is 29. We've been married for 3 years. Known her for 14. For the last 7 years, I've been sleeping with her younger sister (24).

AMA

>>695061854
I have been to the future

I dont play pokemon go because i dont want to help google map out my house interior and exterior.

companies like google are the new super powers the have andriod/robotic police there no more privacy cameras are everywhere and theres a one world goverment

I have never told anyone I know this
But my brother molested me when I was 4 he also made me give him blow jobs

>>695068341
Jokes on you, she doesn't have a father,
Her name does begin with an S tho

>>695068763
Yeah, I've always been into taboo shit. I started getting into BDSM about that time. The fact that it wasn't socially accepted got me into it.

>>695068528
Hell yeah you get that cash girl ;)

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>>695068773
>mfw thats what crazy people say, that they are not crazy

>>695068552
Faggot

>>695068775
Share them anon

>>695068055
I guess but I didn't really expect him to let me fuck his girlfriend. It just surprised me a bit. I don't think anyone knew it was his girlfriend either.

>>695068483
I think it was. The sex was good overall. It's just kind of weird between us now. Everytime I hang out with them it's hard to see them like the way I use too. They're still together so I guess I didn't ruin anything.

>>695068109
when i was 13 i got catfished by a pedo on msn. yeah stacy 18 from Hawaii totally legit didnt realise till after we stopped talking never told anyone about it tho

>>695068344
That's good, and about your sister, just cut all bounds with her

>>695068613
8==D[]---- splat

>>695068828
does she do things that your wife doesn't?

>>695061854
I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast, without any milk.

>>695069164
Eh not really. She's just better at it all. The only thing my wife isn't a fan of that her sister loves is doggy, which happens to be my favorite position.

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>>695068773
>I was molested twice u lil bitch
Kek
Here's your "I've been molested but I'm normal" award.

>>695068935
Because you never use Google Maps or Location Services before Pokemon Go even came out you retard.

Would you like some help with that tinfoil hat

>>695068748
KEK, I used to go on the gay thread and basically put stuff in my butt and watch dudes jerk off to me. I was top tier jail bait at the time.

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>>695069050
This one is the best

>>695068562
You shouldn't procreate if she is not your wife anon, you disgusts me

>>695068364
feck no

>>695069007
Yeah, tell me about it. Maybe that's what got me into the idea of being with a much older guy as a minor. I'm still into older men at this age as well, but not as much as a 20+ year age gap

>>695067040
A chick with a dick is just a guy with tits.

>>695069151
.......... 8======D~~~~~~ O; ~c=8

My friend's pay me money to fuck my wife.

>>695068748
jokes on you i am bi faggot

>>695068791
Not upset in the slightest. I just think its weird bordering on fatalistic is all. Needed to actually tell someone, regardless of the medium by which the admission is done. Thanks for listening

>>695069318
Why not share them all anon

>>695068828
I'm guessing your wife and her sister don't get along well since shes okay with fucking her husband?

My neighbour is a good friend i have been secretly getting blowjobs his chubby sister for last two months and i have a pretty average girlfriend but something about how ugly my neighbour turns me on also her BJ's are sloppy

>>695069129
I did. My family just finds it odd that I "suddenly" don't like my sister but I don't have to explain shit.

>>695066832
>elevators
>I know it's wrong on so many levels
kek

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>>695069629
I got it on google drive so I have to download them and shit it sucks, but for you I'll do another

>>695069701
How come you don't like her?

>>695068991
fucking weird... one in 26 chance though

>>695069401
I'm not really into age gaps anymore now that I am 20. Kinda just was a little phase. I prefer women my age, however I don't think many women my age are down to be dominate, so I just grew into a more dominant sexual appreciation. However that relationship did mess with my ability to flirt IRL. I didnt have a full relationship all through out my Highschool year or my 2 years of college.

>>695061854
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>>695069638
No they do. We've just had a thing for each other since we were younger and one day it finally happened. And we talked about it and we understand that it's just sex and nothing else will come of it and no one will even know.

i have a little white step daughter (yes, she's over 18) that i want to see in the middle of a "compromising situation"

i hope that maybe one day, i'll come across this on one of my internet boards i frequent.....

browsing the porn section

see this

"Tiny little strawberry-blonde girl sucks off a gang of niggers in Throat Gagger scene"

and then the description

"Tiny 5 foot nothing <HER> sucks off the biggest, blackest dicks in porn, and eats ALL the cum"

and it's right above a blowbang publicity pic of her down on her knees with her sweet little face surrounded by 10 black cocks right at mouth level, all 10" or more, all within inches of her innocent little lips but all ready for sucking and doing a tonsilectomy on this tiny little white girl. i'm talking a mercilessly hard throat fucking. i mean that mouth is going to be a warm, wet, sloppy home for hard nigger cock for the next two hours of more. a nasty spit and pre cum filled fuck socket for MASSIVE BLACK COCKS.

i want to watch that little fucking whore SWALLOW big black cocks. i mean like mandingo BBC. and i mean a fucking 10 nigger mouth raping. at the first of the scene she would be asked "what are you here to do today?" and her answer would be, "suck a lot of black dick" then she would be asked "how many" and she'd answer "i don't even know how many are here. i guess every black dick here gets a turn in my mouth." when she has a pitch black telephone pole size hard nigger cock in her throat and they ask her if she loves sucking black cock, the only thing i want to hear out of her is "glugg gaahh gagg flughhh". i want to watch her nose touch a 12" nigger dicks stomach. i mean swallow it right down to the fucking nuts!!! and as the box cover said, she's gotta eat ALL THE SPERM!!! load after load i mean. good source of iron style, thick ropes of hot nigger sperm filling her sweet little white mouth and sliding down her tiny little white throat.

seriously, she's a fucking bitch. i hate her

>>695069794
Your friend has a hot mom anon

>>695069701
Yeah you shouldn't care anon>>695069732

>>695069393
man thats hecka stingy

my favorite secret to share:

blackmailed an employees wife into taking pics and videos for me. i posted her pics here and now theyre everywhere.