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Go-to faps as kids
>>695056788
during midnight they would show naked women advertising sexlines on tv
probably my first time getting a boner too
>>695056788
Carmen Electra
>>695056788
Tawny from even stevens. I wacked my little macaroni noodle to get all the time
seems like faps to kids
>>695057302
>go to fap as kids
>implying this isn't my go to today
>>695056788
implying most of the fuckers on /b/ aren't kids now
>>695056788
whos the chick with the big tits, looks familiar but cant palce her. i know the show and the other 2..
ROYs sister becky.
The Irish accent was a bit off putting but the older sister thing did it for me.
>>695056887
what is this?
>>695058047
Liking trannys as a child.... well done OP
>>695058047
kek
>>695057823
Marla Sokoloff
>>695057530
Not sure if you're trolling or simply retarded
Kate Winslet Quills sex scene.
Mmmmmmm
>>695057836
Mah Nigga. I'll raise you a Topanga.
>>695057982
Fäbodjäntan
A swedish classic porno
>>695059900
She is SO fuckin hot. Perfect woman tits ass and 5-2 to 5-4
>>695059900
/thread
>>695059379
I'm actually 12
>>695056788
We didn't own a tv, nor did the internet exist. I would sit in my closet and fap to the l.l. bean catalogs we got in the mail
>be kid
>not just making your sister suck your peepee
>>695056788
Jennifer Connelly.
In career opportunities
>>695063290
First nigress I ever fapped to.
>>695063551
>>695063627
>>695061238
Timestamp or GTFO
plenty of horny college girls of your city wanna fuck on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/girls.html
>>695063735
Well I had, but you convinced me to post more.
"Anoooon? Have you seen my clothes catalog???"
>tfw you thought you were pretty sneaky about it
>tfw you now know that every parent knows why their pre teen son is always late down for dinner
If you were a kid in the 90s, you know you did.
>>695057507
What do you think of her replacement?
>>695063735
ooooooo
with your feet in the air and your head on the ground.
>>695064716
Her body is amazing, but she looks like fucking Bruce Willis. 0/10 would not fap
>>695064981
>doesn't fap to Bruce Willis
Check out this faggot, guys.
>>695058209
>rabbit
>cartoon
>tranny
Yeah, okay.
>>695056788
she acts like she fucked a new man every day since her twelfth birthday.
>>695064981
>>695065275
Never understood people who couldn't ignore faces while fapping. Most faces aren't great guys.
>>695064716
One time, I came without fapping.
>>695056788
Topanga
>>695065585
Story please
>>695063670
The second nigress I've fapped to
>>695065553
gross. you're gross.
i'm sure you slam more ass than i do, but you're gross.
>>695064716
Disgusting
Also I don't think many kids went to see this
>>695064831
Where is my mind?
>>695065868
Right, kids totally weren't into Schwarzenegger movies in the 90s. We were all going to see shit like Remains of the Day.
You fucking idiot.
>>695065553
Because faces are where it's at.
That's where the beauty is. Except in JLC's case.
You're old when....
Surprised no kelly
fucking Tawny from Even Stevens
>>695066151
ch 99
>>695064716
Hell fucking yeah, lad! 88 me, still hve bruises in my dick from violently faping to this movie on tv
>>695057530
>implying most of the fuckers on /b/ aren't kids now
They sure acts like kids. Of course admitting their age would get them banned, so they would never do that.
>>695056788
Left or right?
>>695057232
>>695066239
dude shit I just noticed you posted her, great taste. She's still hot as fuck (the actress)
>>695066151
>im diamonds
>>695056887
Min neger
>>695066449
yes
>>695061576
>nor did the internet exist
You were born in the 1950s?
>>695064716
she looks like she's in pain
>>695066151
I think that's a nipple! Nostalgia boner
>>695066680
Shes trying her hardest to look sexy, and failing miserably.
>Valerie Bertenelli
There's gotta be another anon here as old as I who can appreciate this
>>695066172
/thread
>>695066809
I like to imagine her and Eddie Van Halen smoking meth and then fucking like donkeys
>>695067069
>>695066809
Oh yeah!
This video.
get on my level.
>>695067188
I bet you're from Switzerland.
>>695067188
+1 Internet for you
>feeling the nostalgia
nothing fucking beats this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2TZ0aHSdHg
>>695066299
Lol how u roll 99 for ch 99
Checked!
Never watched the movie, but found this clip on YouTube. Fapped to it countless times.
>>695067167
this.
alizee so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik5Nh94v7EQ
hottest singer ever I swear
>>695067167
Not her best work.
>>695067453
>mfw i spent the next 3 years searching for 'flute masturbation' online
plenty of horny sisters wanna fuck on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/girls.html
>>695065662
>saw the movie at theater at 12 or something
>see that scene
>total kid boner in the dark
>2 or 3 years later saw the same movie at TV
>OMG I'll see that scene again and I'll record the whole movie on VHS
>OMG was so hot
>saw that scene again
>can't fap because parents at home
>OMG that body looks even more hotter than before
>boner like King Kong
>Jamie licks the wood pillar
>came
>>695064716
Always cringed when watching that.
She was way hotter in Fish Called Wanda
>>695063290
Fuck, Posh looked fucking hot with that hair and non-fake tits and face
>>695067626
Nice. Here ya go.
>>695067773
hot, hot, hot.
>>695067755
Posh is shit tier. Literally the worst Spice Girl.
>>695067519
Damn right.
>>695067525
I know that today too. Back then, me, that video and my VCR, we spent a lot of time together.
>>695067861
How come when I sit like that guy in the dark, and stare at girls they don't instantly start stripping?
>>695063954
Shit reminds me of modern day Baltimore. Nothing but skinny blond skanks that work as strippers and their nigger boyfriends.
Dumb trash heading towards single motherhood.
>>695066809
Without oldfags 4chan would be nothing but nigger dick and trap threads...
>>695067773
She was way hotter there in the 80s and 90s, before all that unnecessary plastic surgery.
>>695064716
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>695068269
TL;DR
>>695067886
oh god Julie Brown could move in such sexy ways
>>695066151
This guy knows
>>695068284
I had a bad feeling that nose was going to expand further....
>>695068269
This never starts being funny.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, but
I'll be there for you
>>695068269
> horrific androgynous monster face.
>>695063242
She's so fucking hot.
plenty of horny teens of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/girls.html
>>695066239
Holy shit, now I know why I perfered girls with poofy short hair...
>>695068480
God her nips were always fucking hard on that show. Cox's too.
>>695064716
THIS FUCKING THIS
>>695068480
Never found her puffy face so attractive. Dat Bod, tho
>>695068284
Is that the Home Improvement kid on the left and Dean Ween on the right?
This. Still have all my ng's from back then
>>695068532
Here it is in full speed if you like.
>>695068003
I never wanked to her as a kid (she wasn't born yet), but I started "liking" French pop music after seeing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etLMJhKm80Q
>>695068538
Holy shit, finally someone living in Anonymous Proxy
>>695068616
>>695068480
Her face is just too bitchy. She looks like she would nag you all the time, call you sexist and racist, then cheat on you.
>>695063551
literally the first go-to picture I remember as a kid..
>>695068866
*PHEW* I thought I was the only one.
>>695068868
Had a Nickolodeon magazine with this picture in it. I would take it into the bathroom a lot.
ESPN knew nobody worked out to the early morning shows of women working out in workout outfits and less.
>>695068779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLAbYWKwrfk
typical french song
>>695068724
Sorry for the sidewaysfag, fixed
>>695068269
Triggered
>>695068990
Did you imagine fingering her ass? Cause that's what I always thought about.
No? Just me? OK.
>>695064716
fucking this m8
>>695069064
Yes yes yes thank you so much for this reminder! Literally my first love
MOARRRRRRR
>>695068953
>Her face is just too bitchy
That's the part of the turn.
Also finding this set of Bullock in a magazine, I fapped for days.
God damn it was the simpler time of my life when it came to getting turned on.
>>695069235
>>695069064
first girl I ever came to I think.
>>695069136
I prefer this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk
>>695069235
holy shit is that power ranger? i think i remember that scene
>>695069345
THIS....I remember having a threesome fantasy with her and Z.Z. And of course since Z.Z was hippish-ish she was sporting a massive bush in my mind.
>>695068466
When you grow up you might be able to read entire lines of text.
>>695069439
KAWWAAAIIII-DESU
>>695069215
I always imagined it would smell bad and give you HIV
>>695069045
>laying naked on the floor
hnnnnng
>>695069345
Holy Shit. Dina. Yes.
>>695069345
Looking back, ZZ Ziff was way more my type
>>695069398
nice one - too bad she became a hamplanet
>>695069439
Well, now I have to fap again
>>695063242
>>695063290
this brings back memories of madonna...
god being 13 was rough.
One of dad's old pornos
>>695069749
I read that as a pamphlet, for some reason, and was really confused for a while
>>695069831
You fap to your dad in porn? Jesus m8
>>695068189
Yes, this! I remember staying up late to watch this on tv. I didn't realise that there would be tits. When they were revealed I almost cheered!
>>695069810
Oh yeah. I would fap everytime a Madonna video came on.Especially this one. Then I got into BDSM, Who would have thought?
>>695069895
She also became a pamphlet - for celebrity fatclub
Usually this.
>>695068354
Mmm original Supergirl...
Hardcore...
Always Bon Jovi video on the box or MTV... yeah those fuckers used to play music.
Can't find the best bit where she sits in a chair and snaps her stocking-clad legs together... it was a beautiful time to be a teenager.
>>695069806
my fetish
>>695070064
lulz
>>695064716
Fucking ya got me.....
>>695069345
>>695069961
get the fuck outta /b normie
>>695065553
she moves like a puppet
>>695067485
i remember that movie coming out.
iit was right when whats-her-face opposite of Denise Richards came out as lesbian right when she was at the top of her career.
movie is like this.
>rich white girl, slut of a mother
>daughter follows in mothers footsteps, fucks mothers lover while in high school
>other poor girl
>man and Richards get poor girl to join them in an exotic murder
>3-way
>Rich white girl tries to take control of poor girl
>lesbian pool scene
>murder cover-up
>Kevin bacon dick shot cameo
>"who killed who" scooby do ending
>poor lesbian bitch rides off into the sunset
>queue 90s soundtrack credits
>>695066151
Spice Channel man. I jerked it to this crap in my granny's bedroom while she slept once. Didn't even think about it as a kid.
>>695056788
Relic hunter
My dad had hundreds of Playboys and Penthouses.
I was jerking off to a new bitch every night.
>>695070435
>GINGER PUSS
damn, son.
>>695070200
girl on the right looks like she had jew nose removed
>>695070435
This
My dad had this and "Juggs" which is now Score.
>>695070405
have she ever been nude ?
There is a severe lack of Sarah Michelle Geller in this thread!
>>695066809
I got your back
>>695064716
Guilty as charged
U win
Still gets sporadic boners from that scene
>>695066809
Oh yea!
>>695070538
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>695069229
Holy shit what was her name? Tiana? I used to wake up to those tits every morning before school.
It was a time of legend...
and wanking.
>>695069104
Awe shit yeah. For sure.
>snaggletooth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wBDDAZkNtk
>heroin chic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyihQtBes1I
>alicia silverstone and liv tyler
https://youtu.be/NMNgbISmF4I
>paula cole
>dem titties and mid-drift
https://youtu.be/JPR108kwNo4
plenty of horny barely legal teens of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/girls.html
>>695070435
That's some oldschool shit, oldfag. Same here, but Dad only had about 20. I'm sure he limited it due to mom.
>>695070646
I could break adamantium off that chin
>>695070435
Wow - she was something in her prime - then somehow Gene Simmons managed to roofie her
Thank you so much Steven Tyler for whoring out your daughter for MTV airplay. I came so much.
>>695070070
Jesus Christ...
>>695070435
You were one of the lucky ones whose parents had a porn stash. I remember wanting to stay the night over at friends I really didn't care for just to see their dad's horde.
>>695070602
>fried egg tits I am disappoint
>>695069398
I thought she was totally underrated
>>695070753
As long as my balls were there, I could not care less
>>695070844
>I stayed up all night just to see my friend's dad's junk
>>695070704
Even better heroin chic
frame by frame on an old VHS player
kids today will never understand the struggle
>>695057302
Didn't she grow up to become a rug muncher though!?
>>695070646
I was mesmerized when I saw Cory Everson on Hercules.
>>695070844
shit, my dad had an 8mm projector with them old school color climax collection reel to reels. I became a fuckin expert at setting that thing up and tearing it down whenever they left the house
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk
> sweet mother of jesus
>>695070969
or that feel when your cheap parents only buy 2 head vcr
>>695070941
Whatever makes you moist.
>>695070882
Lifeforce?
>>695071089
just felt my dick move
>>695067188
It's the big, comfy couch!
>>695070947
oh god, taht too. thankyou.
>>695070022
That video and pic related gave me a latex fetish and a thing for bod bitches.
>>695070809
God-tier song! And I'm an oldfag.
>>695071221
Yep
>>695071184
I would destroy this little cumdumpster
>>695071160
>>695070719
Fuck off, fbi
>>695071308
gah that brings back some faps
>>695071157
Not gonna lie i did get a half-boner, i was just wary until she drops her pants and I make sure who she is
>>695068284
Hey i remember fapping to her. Why did i do that she's Fucking gross man.
>>695064716
The first time i saw this scene, was at the moment where a friend of my mom was to visit. That was one of the most uncomfortable moments in my life.
>>695070704
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
Stacey kibler and wwf divas
>>695071375
>destroy
>definition of destroy: humping a girl for 10 seconds, cumming weakly, then feeling huge shame you start crying
my brother had Mezzo Forte on VHS.
My 11 year old dick was never the same.
>>695071429
Is that Sasha grey?
>>695068868
>>>
this is why i fetish weird tights.
>>695071516
You know some crafty Hollywood jew was like, "She's too mainstream for porn, but men will buy this fitness video of her..."
sheckle sheckle sheckle
>>695057311
Yup I remember those days of fapping to girls gone wild commercials especially those 30 min ads
>>695071516
>morning fitness videos
YES
>>695071227
>>695071238
I would try to edge until this happened and then cum like a volcano.
>>695071749
I think her father directed it, or produced it.
>>695071865
>brother_sister_fucking_r@ygold_pthc
Many faps before going to church at 5:30pm every sunday
>>695064791
what replacement?
:p
