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>>695054774
go Trump yourself

>>695054774
>shit pizza
end your life

the only people who don't like new york are the beta fags who can't live there

What happened OP, did a black man 'look at you funny' in the subway?

Good education and the largest state park in the nation.

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>shit pizza

>>695056604
>Good education
Apparently the education is not up to par

>>695056604
>Literally like 100 trees in the whole fucking city and they're all in the dead center
>Thousands upon thousands of niggers and jews
>Vapid consumerist hellhole that's been artificially inflated in value by Jew bankers and shitty corporations
>Loud, smells like shit, people fucking everywhere all the time
>Higher chance of getting robbed or shot or killed than any other place except maybe Chicago
>Tourists
>Literally the only people who actually want to live there are people who value money more than their own life and generally awful people

It's a totalitarian state imo

Someone was drunk when they placed Syracuse on that map.

>>695054774
>>whole state is run by one city
Right? Albany fucking blows. Bunch of people with gimp arms and mouths with weird gum-to-tooth ratios.

>>695054774
Fuck jewyork culture if i see one more faggot wearing a supreme pull over skating around with yeezys I'm gonna move to Syria

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>>695056443

>>695058161

Well on that one he's not lying. I'm from western New York and due to NYC, despite being a low population city in the scheme of things, we have to deal with their fucking tax rates.

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>>695054774
what the fuck did you just say about our pizza?

>>695054774
Stopped reading at shit pizza.

CT native.

>>695056604
Largest state park? Denali is bigger I am sure.

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>>695055559
No guns means shitty state.

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>>695057881
This is about the state not the city you dope.

>>695058501
Why do people from jewyork call everyone and everything John

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>>695058710
As if anybody gives a flying fuck about Albany or literally any other city in New York.

New York City IS New York.

>>695058692
Nope, but it is safe from dumb degenerates who would pull dumb sht like shootouts.

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nigger, you want a state run by a single city?
Also, New York style pizza is fucking awesome.

>>695058873

July 22, 2010 – Five members of the Jones family were killed in an apparent case of murder-suicide arson in the Port Richmond section of Staten Island.[84]
February 11, 2011 – Maksim Gelman, 23 years old, goes on a 28-hour rampage killing 5 and wounding 6 others throughout Brooklyn and Manhattan. He is sentenced to life imprisonment.[85]
July 13, 2011 – The body of 8-year-old Leiby Kletzky is found dismembered in two locations in Brooklyn after he was allegedly murdered by a 35-year-old Orthodox Jewish clerk.[86]
September 5, 2011 – Over 67 separate shootings take place in Manhattan, Queens, Brooklyn, and the Bronx during a particularly violent Labor Day weekend leaving 13 dead. One of the shootings took place just blocks from Mayor Bloomberg and which 8 police officers fired over 70 shots, with two of them being injured in the shootout.
December 17, 2011 – Deloris Gillespie, 73, was burned alive in her Prospect Heights apartment elevator by Jerome Isaac, 47. Isaac was sentenced to a minimum of 50 years in prison in 2012.[87]
July 31, 2012 – Ramona Moore, 35, disappears after reportedly arguing with Nasean Bonie, her superintendent over the rent on her apartment near Crotona Park in the Bronx. Over the next two years, police eventually developed enough evidence to charge him with her murder despite the absence of her body. It was found in Orange County in 2015, the week before his trial, which would have been the first murder prosecution without a body in the borough's history, was to start.[88]
August 24, 2012 – Jeffrey Johnson, 58, shot and killed a former co-worker before being shot and killed by police officers outside the Empire State Building. A total of 11 people, including the gunman, were shot.[89]
October 25, 2012 – Lucia and Leo Krim were allegedly stabbed to death by their babysitter in their Upper West Side apartment.

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>>695059000
October 26, 2013 – Five people, including four children, are stabbed to death in an apartment in Borough Park, Brooklyn.[90]
June 1, 2014 - Prince Joshua "PJ" Avitto, 6, was fatally stabbed, and a 7-year-old girl was injured by a man in an elevator at an East New York apartment building. A 27-year-old was arrested.[91][92]
July 17, 2014 – Eric Garner, a 43-year-old African-American man on Staten Island, died after a chokehold was applied to him during a confrontation with police over selling untaxed cigarettes; the incident, captured on cellphone video, showed that the asthmatic Garner had repeatedly called out "I can't breathe!" The case attracted national attention as it occurred at the same time as the equally racially tinged shooting of Michael Brown in Ferguson, Missouri. A grand jury declined to indict Daniel Pantaleo, the officer involved.[93]
November 20, 2014 – A 28-year-old Brooklyn man, Akai Gurley, is shot dead by rookie NYPD officer Peter Liang during a "vertical patrol" on the staircases of Louis H. Pink housing projects in East New York. Liang was convicted of manslaughter in February 2016; he is currently appealing the verdict.[94]
December 20, 2014 – A gunman kills two NYPD officers and then himself in Bedford Stuyvesant, Brooklyn.
May 2, 2015 – Police officers Brian Moore and Erik Jansen are shot in Queens by Demetrius Blackwell after they ask him to stop while walking down the street; Moore died in the hospital two days later. Blackwell was soon arrested and is facing murder charges.
May 17, 2015 – Rapper Chinx and another are wounded in a drive-by shooting along Queens Boulevard; he dies at the hospital later. The killing remains unsolved.
January 7, 2016 - Five teenagers in Brownsville, Brooklyn are accused of gang-raping an 18-year-old female in a neighborhood playground.

agree

>>695058713
That's Philly, you stupid dickhead

>>695059393
Proud southerner here sorry if I used the wrong pronouns and you have become triggered my apologies and will make sure to treat your PTSD with care special snowflake

>>695054774
ny sux

>>695059582
>proud to be an uncultured muck savage

>>695059582
Why is it that you southerners like to fuck your own family members

>>695060415
Family is everything to southerners something that special snowflakes Union tumblr SJWs could never understand because they lash out at mommy for oppressing them when she uses the wrong pronouns

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>>695061058
So you admit to fucking your own family members

non-american, I hear Oregon is best state it's got that west coast chill without being shallow and pretentious like California or elitist like Washington. thoughts?

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>>695061553
Portland sounds fun

>>695061282
Nope but the misconception comes from southern families being so close and northerners started the joke that we lay with are cousins which may happen but not often

>>695061282
But we have kept are traditional family values while the north can't even keep the same gender for more than a day :)

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>>695061814
So you just fucking admitted it

>>695058644
Do you even google?
Or do you just choose to be stupid
>https://adventure-journal.com/2012/08/the-list-americas-20-best-state-parks/

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>>695061553
Liberal hell hole. Junkies everywhere. Shit gun rights.

>>695054774
It's almost like you've never lived in Florida

>>695058692
Shit hole city doesn't have many
But upstate has plenty
Really the only people who like the city are confirmed libtard faggots

>>695054774
Pizza is the greatest u fucking retard.

>>695062037
I've never layed with one of my family members and neither has almost all of the south and it is disgraceful to do such a thing.

>>695054774
Yo, NY thread?
Im down
Anyone live in Herkimer?

>>695054774
>shit accent
New Yorkers don't actually have the accent you hear in movies
>shit pizza
Kek

Shitpost is shit

>>695058841
New your state > Shit hole city

>>695062187
Grew up in rural ny
Indefinitely better than shitty hot humid as balls church fuck my sister old people florida

>>695060266
The south has more culture than the north has ever had and ever will if you stepped foot in the south if the heat didn't make you leave the proper lack of pronouns fit for a tranny faggot would

>>695062305
Grew up near Cooperstown
Herkimer was for Verizon store and walmart

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>murilards think they know shit about pizza

mama mia that´s a stupid

>>695062575
Culture as in niggers everywhere religious idiots and incest

>>695062482
You could use some of the sun here, I'm sure you're getting quite pasty due to the lack of sunlight in your mothers basement

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>>695061908
>can't even keep the same gender for a day

Kek

>>695062674
Currently at skydivenorthflorida fuck Boi
Nice try though

>>695062674
dude fuck Florida, stop trying to defend our shit state

>>695062593
Dont forget Glory Days!
Shooter ducked out in there and got the shit shot out of him.
Whole place got demoed

>>695062673
"Incest" southern women are more proud and have more respect for themselves than all the north combined they would never disgrace themselves by doing something like that, but have fun finding a women up north that isn't just "identifying" as one>>695062674

NYC is a dirty, humid, jew infested stinkhole but fuck me sideways and call me Doris if it isnt one of the greatest cities in the fucking world.

Hate all you want, I've been to a whole lot of cities around the states, Canada and the rest of the world and there isn't much else that can give you the feeling that NYC did

>>695062612
We invented pizza,not flatbread but pizza.
It was created by Italian immigrants (American citizens) with local ingredients.

>>695062805
Lel
You mean the land whales that are complete idiots and scream go gators roll tide I fuck niggers and family members ect ect

I'd give New York a 9/11.

>>695063008
>murricans actually belive that their shitty take on pizza is the original

you can´t be serious.

>>695062799
Parties at the coolege or around it
Wonderful meth heads in the woods

>>695062612
if you think the fattest country in the world doesn't have pizza figured out better than you then you're fucked in the head fam

>>695054774
I was born here, I didn't have a choice. I'm stuck here, my options are limited.

>>695063198
Nauru doesn't have pizza?

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>>695063132
>take something that's been around forever
>make it way way worse
>claim its yours
'Murrica is the 9gag of the world

I live in cohoes. It's always been a place for the poor I have no doubt but all of a sudden were starting to get the pour over populations from troy Schenectady and albany. More government assistance living being put in and more crime. Our neighbor is a loud mouthed white trash piece of shit dyke who runs around in the street in her underwear chasing her dog.

Choose Cohoes. Where everything dies and nothing grows.

>>695063017
"Land whales" the only landwhales we have here are about 6'5" 270 pounds and have a full ride to one of the top colleges in the nation on a football scholarship (UF) maybe it's due to the fact that being a fat fuck is still looked down upon in the south, unlike the north where we don't want to hurt your feelings :((

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Miami is the only place that is safe from the hilbillies and rednecks

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NY doesn't give a shit. If you don't like it, don't come here.

>>695054774
Then they come down to Florida and complain that it's not like New York. Fuck them. If it was so great then they should just move back. New Port Richey especially is full of these fucks. To be fair they did force Wawa down here so it's not completely horrible. But fuck them.

>>695063166
Damn straight man.
Good yokels in them there woods

>>695063787
I've seen more fat bitches and niggers here than anywheres else. All drunk jiggling around screaming their favorite team followed by thank you Jesus.
All you've got to do is make a jeebus isn't real joke or make fun of football and every idiot in 100 miles is ready to fuck you harder than their sister
Let's not get started in the "education"
Literally have met people who can barley speak or even do simple math
Thank you jeebus

>>695063259
Unless you're underage you always have a choice. I bought a conversion van 2 years ago and went from RI to Florida cause I was sick of the snow. No job lined up and only 1k in my bank account. Got a job through a staffing company and stayed at campgrounds till I had a deposit for an apartment. No choice my ass

>am new yorker
>"shit pizza"
>am triggered

>>695054774

You need some bread for that Jelly?

Lots of bakeries in NYC.

>>695064565
We do have bomb ass pizza. You, sir, just come here thinking all pizza is the same. When in reality you're only going to the shops that catch the eyes of tourists.

"Oh, look honey! It's an I Love New York Pizza place. I bet they have nice authentic New York style slices."

>>695054774
>Italian Americans?
Found the redhead freckled Englishman

>>695062575
>implying having a culture based around sports, Jesus, and hating black dudes makes one cultured
having a culture =/= being cultured
You hicks are basically just white niggers. Excuse me while I walk down the street to The Met to casually peruse half of the most significant pieces of art in the world.

>>695066487
Are culture is around are forefathers who receded from the union rightfully so because we disagreed with your principals now look what is happening now in Chicago with black on black violence and unrest, now I'm gonna go my hold my grandfathers civil war era musket

>>695059582
Go back to eating your deep fried twinkles and let the grownups talk

>>695062143
>gun rights affect quality of life.
Only if your parents are brother and sister

>>695067554
You mean you're gonna fuck your grandfather's musket the way he fucked your daddy? Also, lesson for the day, you mean "OUR", not "are". You've been doing this in all your posts, so it's not a typo. Learn English if you wanna live in my country. Blue locusts forever, faggot.

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>>695063787
Yeah no fat problem in the south.

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>>695068566
Having an effective means to protect myself is a good way to ensure a quality of life. If you say sword or fists, you autistic fuck, I swear you're beyond help.

>>695068669
Pretty sure that was the first time doing it since I looked back at my post and didn't see that same mistake but yeah incest is more grounded than the thought of people who change their genders every other day

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>>695069057
I enjoy shooting guns, but I'm not a faggot who worships them. And I've never once been in a situation where having one would have helped me, probably because I don't live in a shithole red state

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>>695054774
Jew capital
What do you expect?

>>695069066
Learn some fucking punctuation too, for fuck sake. Jesus Christ you southern hayseeds really are dumber than the day is long.

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>>695069364
I'm an over the road trucker and the north east is the fucking worst. We need our gun rights, fag.

>>695069592
I think my grammar and punctuation is just fine enough to get my point across

>>695063787
I live in Georgia. There are fat fucks every goddamned where. There is a lady that rolls down the street to the gas station every day on her mobility scooter to buy god knows what. Every single store is packed full of obese grease stains, all of which think they're fine and have no problem bumping their porcine limbs into me in line.