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seriously? is bad

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>muffing

>>695050629
>>695050118
If it was a bit more proportionate it would've been fine. Lose like 4kg and you're hot as fuck.

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Look at this delicious muffing.

>>695050717
Don't lose the butt though. Needs more butt. Do squats and lunges.

Do you know the Muffing Man?

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>>695050785
the muffing man?

Muffing is now a meme.

>>695050883
The Muffing Man..

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>>695050118
No having a muffing top isn't a boner kill. Being a massive faggot is. /thread

>>695050118

Yes looks fucking gross and not far off a full blown gunt

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>>695050987
sry just wondering cause i had it since i can remember
>>695050916
kek dem typos

>>695051267
Go to bed, Sarah

>>695051267
Write muffing on the muffing, OP

>>695051267
turn around so I can see your penis

Need to see from the front. Muffing tops are more forgivable the hotter the rest of the package is, tbh

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>>695051548

>>695051721
not as bad from the front

>>695051721
Its not bad on the front.

>>695051721
Nice tuck job

>muffing

>>695051721
timestamp or gtfo

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>>695051721

Totally fuckable

>>695050987
I liked you until you /threaded yourself.

Nobody will ever love you, anon.

>>695051721
Muffintop is less of a BK than hairy muff, IMO

One person asked for a timestamp. One person. The rest of you are retards.

>>695052773
Assuming this is you in the pics...

There is absolutely nothing wrong with you. You're gorgeous from both sides.

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>>695050916
No, it isn't.

>>695050118
She gots the muffing top!!! Call da amberlamps!!!

She dint do muffing!!

If you go down on her are you muffing her?

>>695050728
Holy shit that muffing looks yummy. Fucking op is a sperg!

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>>695053145
thnx

>>695053145
Yes

>>695052623
Hairy muff is hot

I'd munch on your muffin.

>>695053577
Whats with the weird generic poses

Also timestamp ffs how long do you think we've been here.

>>695053577
Show me your tits hanging while you bend over

>>695053692
Muffing*

Fucking nigger retard.

>>695053577
if that pic is OP you don't have a MUFFIN top

>>695053577
I'd fuck you but you're not sexy you're average anyone here saying otherwise is lying, no offence OP, you just dont have the proportions to pull of that weight. You're no ones definition of the perfect woman but it doesnt mean you cant be. Work at it. Please. You have potential.

>>695053577
Close up of spread pussy is needed for science of course

>>695053800
>>695052773
Did you even read the thread?

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>>695053864
its more visible from the back

>>695053800
Fuck off with your timestamp demand you massive faggot. Plus it was already posted anyways.

>>695054000
Off* it pisses me off when people make that mistake I cant believe I made it myself.

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>>695053577
you have nothing to worry about, damn stfu and get laid

>>695053577
You have a sexy body! Can we see your face?

>>695054100
God your house looks uncomfy and gross. I couldnt live in a place like that

>>695053577
hawt. Also no muffin tops are more of a turn on to me than anything, as long as it doesn't go overboard of course. Flat tummies are for 12 year old boys and I'd rather sleep with someone with the body of an actual woman thats gone through actual puberty.

>>695054000
Please don't listen to misogynistic bullshit like this, OP. You're gorgeous. And if some asshole tells you "Well, I'd be with you if you were <whatever>" then you deserve FAR better than the asshole in question.

plenty of horny milfs of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/chan.html

>>695053577
Shit tier room 0/10 wouldn't bang

Moar pls

>>695053675
Fuck no it's not. Bush stinks and looks nasty, GTFO with that

>>695054263
>misogynistic bullshit

Tumblr plz go

>>695054100
Yeah well some exercise would help. I recommend callanetics.

>>695053577

you're fine OP, exercise wouldnt hurt tho

would smash you repeatedly and suck on your nice tits

>>695054443
What kind of trailer trash are you sleeping with that their bush stinks?

>>695054263
Dude you're missing my entire point just fuck off.

>>695054201
Motherfucker why settle when you can have both.

Shit man, mediocrity like yours is why bitches have an inflated ego.

I would expect nothing out of my girlfriend that I wouldn't expect out of myself.

Fuck that shit.

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>>695054194
was going but now i'm distracted

>>695050118
No, but your lack of hips is.

>>695054679
Spread puusy

>>695054603
Was you're point that she's not good enough right now, and that she could stand some "improvement" to make her more desirable?

Because I'm pretty sure that was your fucking point. And it just so happens to be misogynistic. I didn't invent the definitions, I'm just passing them on.

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>>695054263
you are everything what is wrong with this board and our society. honestly. please leave you giant douche.

>>695054679
Bye me? All I said is your house doesn't look like a comfy place to live, I dunno something about it makes it seem cold and unwelcoming. My place is warm and clean yet not obviously cleanfreaky clean, tidy with lots of books and blankets and shit. It's cozy af and generally a great place to live.

>>695054679
Your tits look amazing for sucking, bend over

>>695054868
You're in for a very unhappy life, anon. Good luck with that.

>>695054856
If humanity wouldn't care about improving themselves, we would be still living in caves and eating raw meat.
Don't pass these pc definitions on, you disgust us.
sincerely: everyone on this board

>>695054679
More please?

>>695054856
Why'd she come here if she was happy with herself the way she is? What she needs isnt a bunch of desperate fat neckbeards pandering to her telling her she's perfect when she isn't. I'm not a liar. She is a 6/10. Her height and weight ratio are off and she simply doesnt have the proportions for it to work for her. This is the hand life dealt her. She can make it work but it wont be easy.

>>695054619
You do know how fat distrubition works, yet? When a woman goes through puberty, she gets a larger ass, larger hips and larger tits. Biologically speaking, men are meant to be more lean and fit then women, who need those reserves for childbearing. I can't go against my own biological intuition. I look at a thick/chubby girl and my dick wants that because her body seems primed for the fucking. Also that's fine, I'm not in the best shape and I'm cool with that. Not everyone needs to look like zyzz.

>>695054925
>bye me

Whoops I must be more tired than I thought, soz for any other mistakes

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>>695054975
actually I'm happy with my life. What makes me unhappy is the existence of your kind.
Just an hero, do yourself a favor, don't hesitate, deep inside you know it's going to happen sooner or later.

>>695050629
>>695050118
Stop wearing skin tight jeans for like 6 months and it'll correct itself. Shit happens because people wear tight as fuck clothes and put on weight

>>695050118
My GF has one and it is the #1 reason I'm thinking of breaking it off with her. She takes her shirt off and I get turned off.

>>695055177
>Not everyone needs to look like zyzz
You're pathetic.

Everyone needs to look like zyzz anon. Everyone.


Aspire for once in your life.

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>>695054117

I'm not in the mood for all the bullshit in this thread. I'm just enjoying some high quality tits. Maybe if everyone shut the fuck up, we might see some more.

>>695055666
Satan says hi

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>>695055627
tbh i don't like muscular people
>>695055490
this >>695051267

>>695055555

>>695050118
>>695051721
>>695052773
If anything is wrong with you. is that you live in a fucking sty. clean that shit up.

>>695055856
You're hot as hell. No need to be self conscious.

>>695055856
If you've had it since you can remember then you've probably been wearing super tight stuff since you can remember. Have you tried wearing slightly elastic jeans or skirts for more than a month.

Either that or it's just genetic either way, looks fine

>>695055856
Thank you. I'd date you just so I could lick you up all the time.

>>695055856
You don't like muscular people why? They're aesthetic so is it a personality thing? Do you resent them because they have determination and reap the rewards of hard effort. Something you clearly cant do considering you came here to have a bunch of fedorafags compliment your entirely average and clinically overweight (trust me if you did a full bodyscan you'd be overweight) body.

Your house is dirty as fuck. My house is dirty as fuck. We should get together and clean up then fuck. Real dirty like.

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>>695055856
love your tits, do a pic like this please

>>695055627
/fit in action

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>>695053002
Fuck off nerd. Noone gives a fuck about a timestamp you fucking faggot.

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>>695056064
it is genetic
>>695056043
you are right i should

>>695054117
That fucking jock itch tho.

>still no timestamp

OP is confirmed a 46 year old man with entirely too much body hair. Frankly I'm surprised it covers his 200kg frame.

Really it's more a lack of butt mass. Lose a little hip and build a little butt and it's perfect

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Still no timestamp. OP is a man

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>>695056174
tho my aesthetic is skinny to reg people if i fell in love with their personality its ok.clinically overweight ?

>>695056463
I totally love your lips. Now get off 4chan for ever, you'll thank me later.

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>>695056783

>>695056783
here mate
>>695052773

>>695056866
Clinically overweight implies that if you went to a doctor and had a full body scan your fat ratio would be in the red aka overweight to obese range, trust me you'd be surprised by what actually comes up as obese

>>695056866
That hip to waist ratio isn't feminine at all, are you even female?

>>695056783
>>695057128
Guess that settles it..

>>695057128
You couldn't even find a clean bit of paper god I wouldn't fuck you for the sole reason that your place is gross and therefor you're fucking gross OP.

>>695056866
you actually got some extra fat on yourself, it's evident. if someone cares is a different matter

>>695050118
Yup. Just looks like a man's body. Become a trap, it's your only chance.

>>695050118
fucking hell, that's disgusting

>>695056463
to sum it up for you:
5/10 body
8/10 tits
really attractive lips and chin. 10/10

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>>695057171
i have went to a doc and my fat ratio is 28%

>>695050118
Not at all.

>>695057315
this.
attractiveness is completely relative IMO

>>695057404
This.

>>695056866
You're not overweight. Don't listen to these virgins who have never seen a naked woman in real life. Their idea of what a woman looks like is what they've seen in porn, so they really have no fucking clue.

Where from OP? Nothing better than some extra meat to hold on to when I fuck you from behind

>>695057418
Not something to be proud of OP...

Πωπω σε θυμαμαι εσενα.. Καλο πουτανακι εισαι

>>695057418
Get the fuck off /b/ and clean your room

>>695050118
yes
I'd never tap that

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>>695057661
i know

>>695057534
she's overweight you dense retard.

another thing is that you are overweight too and you find her skinny.

You're fine, just clean your god damn room.

>>695057810
Ass is nice, tits are nice. Your body is fine.

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>>695054100
hank pls go

Anyone complimenting her is enabling her and it needs to stop for her own good ffs people don't be stupid.

>>695057810
Κανε αδδ ειμαι βλοκ μωρη καριολα

>>695057810
Do you have kik OP?

>>695057810
You dun goofed OP.

>Muffing face

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>>695057956
oh FUCK this post made my day. im laughing my ass of right now, thanks anon!

>>695057841
I'm 5' 10, and 150#. I just like women with some meat on their bones. Skinny bitches are worthless. Also, considering some of the fat fucks lumbering around these days, her body type is perfect for me.

>>695056174
Lol dude why do i come here when faggots like you exist.

>>695057953
Love how he (quite rightly) misses out the face. Cannot be unseen.

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>>695057810
Shit, at first i wasn't convinced if you were pretty, because of the muffing's top, but along the thread, i've changed idea, and i find you very pretty indeed. I may even fap to you tonight.

Sorry for my english mistakes, i'm high and english isn't my main language.

>>695055490
FYI This is not true at all. On the same level as people that think shaving makes your hair grow back thicker. This is like chicken mcnuggets level dumb.

>>695050118
no its not,

learn to think for yourself you brainwashed fuckwit

>>695058231
OP, this

>>695058297
Her face is attractive, at least in my opinion.

>>695050118
Those are love handles... you are supposed to grab them and go to town on the girl. Shit drives me crazy as fuck moar op.

>>695058272
... Are you autistic? For once I ask that seriously.

>>695058205
as you said, you like women with meat, so she's overweight. I don't enter in preferences, there are men out there who even like men, you know.

>>695057956
kek

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>>695056463
>>695057128
>>695057418

Do that OP, come on cam !
>>695058231

>>695058347
>im high and english isnt my main language
Translated: im a nigger

>>695058347
>Sorry for my english mistakes, i'm high and english isn't my main language.
since when became /b/ 9gag?

>>695053577

Jesus. Do you live in a trash can? Clean your fucking room fuck.

>>695057810
I love you, Muffing-chan

>>695058577
fucking faggot no one gives a fuck about your cams, every fucking camwhore you are here, you are like fucking spiderman

>>695057810
I recognize your face, you've been here earlier...

>>695058494
I think youre autistic because youre all elitist about physical perfection. Hence, youre a faggot.

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>>695058347
u sound fun were are you from?

>>695058691
>since when became /b/ 9gag?

>>695058854
When did /b/ turn into tumblr?

>>695058878
Ukraine

>>695057956
narra urethra

>>695058977
wow m8 though country though guys. pls dont let the russians win

>>695058878
are you from the midwest?

i'd prove to you that a muffin top won't kill my boner

plus you've got nice tits

>>695058878
Don't be self conscious. I think your fit as fuck

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>>695058853
kek i get that sometimes you guys have no life and tbh its kinda cool

>>695058878
Καλη φουντα ελληνικη με τον 4 αν ενδιαφερεσαι

>>695058684
hu3
>>695058878
I'm from Brazil.

>>695059278
Αυτη η φωτο ειναι παλι ρε, ποιον κοροιδευεις

>>695059278
Choker <3 I hope you have daddy issues

>>695056463
I'm jerking it

>>695059391
Literally no one else on earth but you is greek so stop.

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>>695059278
respect

>>695057956
fucking losing my shit

>>695059386
Where in Brazil? If one may ask

>>695059512
Ever thought of nipple piercings or something?

>>695059476
Yeah, me and OP... Αραξε ψηλε μου

>>695050118
Yes

>>695059391
stfu and pay debts

>>695059591
Pernambuco

>>695059278
Can we get a shot of you bent over and spreading your cheeks/lips at the camera?

>>695059660
No

>>695056174
Plz delete yourself from the society.

>>695059597
You can speak English so speak it. If I could speak Greek I'd tell you you were a faggot and so is OP

>>695059699
>Pernambuco
My ex moved to Aracaju, how far is that from Pernambuco?

>>695057128
Check filename for Copy
Look at other pictures with February filename
Sorry, got catfished

>>695059765
>the current year
>being you
your mother doesnt love you and neither will anyone else and you should kill yourself

>>695059597
>ψ
is this a menorah or a word for poseidon?

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>>695059411
lol no
>>695059595
wouldn't that hurt?
>>695059660
this thread i cant kek

>>695059595
Ever thought of fucking off?
Another retarded fetishist trying to ruin a good thing.

>>695059897
no, he's right. GTFO please

>>695059914
Jew detected

>>695059861
It's like 500km south, it's kinda nice down there

>>695059962
i kindly ask for any spread pics of that sweet bod of yours. asshole would be perfect, pussy would be cool.
thanks for the thread!

>>695060047
She liked it too, so much that she stayed, lol...

>>695059992
>implying I'm the same guy

I'm innocent in all this I just think this guy needs to off himself.

>>695059962
*shrugs* Initially but there is something extra kink about them

>>695050118
>muffing top

Please tell me this is a typo. You couldn't possibly have assumed that the term "muffin top" was abbreviated, as in "muffin' top".

>>695060090
kek, and why did she stayed?

God this thread is shit tier.
>ITT
>4/10 chick posting lewd pictures
>desperate fatties want her/it

By OP

>>695059914
It is an ancient letter for a god. We do not speak of it. Ψωλη στον Ολυμπιακο. This is the actual chant. You can also say: Γαμω τον Πειραια

>>695050118

>dindu muffing

>>695060211
Eh, she liked the culture and the weather, we're both from Denmark, and she doesn't like the cold climate, plus she got a job offer at the end of her exchange year, so she applied for a permanent visa, which she got... Asked me to move with her, but I like the cold north...

>>695059897
Nice projection.
Keep hardpressing, maybe someone will at least like your body, since everyone probably gives up on you once you open your mouth.

>>695060190
you had to scroll for literally one second, but here:
>>695051267

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>>695060190
this >>695051267

>>695059512
>>695058878
>>695050118

Nope. Would creampie/10

>>695051721
a fucking goddess

>>695060441
Jesus girl either the pictures really bad or it looks fucking destroyed

would still fuck and fill you with my seed tho

>>695060441
Very nice, would insert penis into, procreate, rest repeat.

>>695050118
Listen here Sweetheart. The rest of these faggots have incredibly low standards. Evident from how they're calling you a 10/10. You need to hit the fucking gym. because that body has no real shape to it. Maybe the kind of shape an autistic kid dreams up when he scribbles crayola nonsense onto paper.

Start looking after yourself.

Get a diet
Get a Gym membership.
Get a tan on that pale white ass.

>>695060253
I actually went to Rhodos last month and a chick at a bar told me that she converted from ortodoxy to the faith of poseidon. she seemed actually serious about it

>>695060441
damn would eat all night

>>695058231
come here op

Damn she looks just like my ex - like very very similar

>>695060571

add >>695060441

I like smooth clam labia's, but damn...your meaty snatch totally hits the spot.

>>695060796
Ugh don't tell me there's more like that. I'm out.

You have a pretty rad body, but why would you include your face in pictures? that shit is online permanently now, living in a bunch of creeps' hard drives. Bold Strategy Cotton, let's see if no one gives a fuck

>>695052773
roast beef

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>>695060995

>>695060336
sorry to hear, /b/ro, but that wouldn't be my first place to live, it's very hot and tiny, i don't like it. I live in Recife, btw, here is a pretty big city in comparison
>>695060441
<3

Sharpie in pooper pls

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>>695060862
?
>>695061028
nudity isn't shamefull

>>695061028
because she's muffing-chan

>>695061444
cutie

>>695052773
I'd Fuck you right now if I could,

>>695055856
I love how you bite your lip

>>695060441
I really do love your pussy any more pics for us?>>695061444

>>695061311
Well it was kinda bound to happen, we would have broken up before or later, so it's okay, how hot is it usually where you live?

>>695062139
Also - came for the nudity, stayed to the chat

>>695062550
Now pls put a sharpie in your butt

>>695062550
More you dumb slut

>>695062550
I wanna put my face in there and die

As a gym rat girls with Muffin tops are the must to have great to ram from the back and grab while you plow hard into.

>>695062550
shit, I wish your camera had better quality

3/10. But that's because your face is all messed up. Your body is absolutely fine - obviously cardio and weightlifting would it improve it.

>>695062550
Uhh girl I would eat you out any time dat delicious pussy and ass

>>695062550
moar pls

>>695060575
your standards are incredibly low

>>695062550
psst your balls are showing.

>>695062550
Could you post a pic of you pissing?

Shes ugly as shit.

>>695063202
Care to finger yourself for our fapping pleasure?

>>695062139
like, right now is winter, and it's 28ºC
and that's a nice weather, minimum 22ºC

I don't think so. It depends on if it's a muffin top or "Jesus Christ, you ARE a muffin." You know, chubby is cuter than morbidly obese.

>>695063202
can you write Carl near your pussy

>>695063202
pls spread your pussy lips

>>695063347
I usually think it's too hot at 25C - so I wouldn't like it AT all.... How old are you btw?

>>695063202
Get on cam somewhere I wanna jerk off to you live

>>695063202
OP, I am going to stroke my penis until I ejaculate while looking at this picture. How does that make you feel?

>>695063202
I keep waiting for the punchline to this joke.

>>695063202
Dildo in pooper

OP would you date a guy who wore tighty whities/briefs?

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>>695063664
it's nice to help

>>695064121
Sharpie first then dildo

>>695063664
not giving the creepy vibe at all champ.

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>>695050118
Not at all.

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>>695063385