this

>>695036350
I spend all day on /b/ jerking off to facebook photos because I don't have any actual human contact of my own.

>>695036350
Balancing talking to three interested girls at the same time

no job. no means to get a job. no friends. only option is army or the like. but i smoke weed.
fml

>>695036601
>this faggot

>>695036350
i've taken a job at another city a month ago and my gf of 4 years got married to someone else as soon as I left without telling me anything (just talking to me normally), I bought a ring and went back to propose only to find her new family...

yeah, go ahead tell me how men are horrible and women are kind and thoughtful

Being labeled mentally unfit to even drive a vehicle.
Yes.

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>>695036601
>because my mom, my aunt and my sister all asked me what I learned at day care today

>>695036699
>>695036868
>being this jelly and unable to talk to women

Fucking plebs LMAO

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>>695036350
I'm starting to think gamecatts dormroom lesbian vid will never be unhoarded.

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>>695036940

Bit of a coke habbit.

I relapsed with 2 gram and already purchased another gram

>>695036350
my lack of empathy and lack of social skills that i need in order to get a job, a gf, friends, being included on society.
See, im smart, lets say just above average according to the country where i live BUT at the same time, the fucks to give that i have are just none. Wich, sometimes can be pretty good, most of the time will/can/had fucked up some opportunities for me.
I get driven by self motivation and by doing shit that i like in the first place, but see, in the country where i live, meritocracy its just a joke so doesnt matter how "good" i could by at doing my craft, still need empathy and be able to scale lots of social jerarchy before.
So, my problem is that i need to be social but i dont give a fuck
now Do i give a fuck about it? No
but on the flip side, i know i have to.

Dropped out of highschool, have 0 education after that, been playing games and surfing the information super highway for the past 6-7 years. Basically done nothing else. Not sure what to do now, realize i fucked everything up. No reason to live. Try not to be depressed, be depressed anyway like a giant fat pussy. Realize i'm a giant fat pussy, want to kill self more. Daily struggle. Realize that i did it to my self. More self hate. Realize i fucking hate myself and my life.

Can't stop listening to the crazy frog song composed by Axel F.

>>695036832
do you think she was fucking the other guy at the same time she was fucking you?
just curious.

>>695037146
No, her parents pressured her into marrying this guy as he is a kid of a wealthy family

>>695036940
>able to talk to women
>finds a reason to sit on 4chan instead
ya okay buddy

paying a fee to get off probation. no.

Crippling depression and a crippling heroin habit. Fuks wit me

I was raped by my cousin a year ago and didn't tell anyone because I was scared. I got a therapist and I eventually told her and now (because of a legal issue) I have to tell my parents in a month while also going through trauma therapy making me relive every second of it all over again. And to make it worse the asshole messaged me today and said he moved a block away from me. I don't know what to do.

>>695037081
You legitimately have autism Anon, this aint one of those jokes
>hurr durr autism intensify
It's an honest case of, you have autism and i will be genuinely surprised if you dont

>>695037577
kill em?

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she hates me /b/
always taunts me on how other guys are hot
tells me i look like a woman

i have no income i have no money and they wont accapt me into a job.

Was talking with my gf and apparently she didnt think we were together and now it seems im single again because she doesnt like relationships

>>695037801
XD my parents or my cousin

where to get money for sum good old amphetamine

>>695037577
tell your family they will help you without doubt. don't get scared.

>>695037879
>friend zoned from your girlfriend

>i dont have a reaction image good enough for this

>>695037890
everyone

>>695037942
ikr considering an hero atm

I hate living in my current town because of reasons. I just get wasted alot to pass time. Just have to wait a little bit longer.

>>695037934
But I don't wanna get him arrested and I also don't want to see him ever again. My parents would try to put him behind bars.

>>695037323
i've used that excuse before.

>>695037987
Nah, bad choice, make something of yourself, dont be a fucking idiot over a fucking woman

>>695037942
Whether or not he's friendzoned depends on whether they fuck.

>>695037984
Even you anon? Kek

>>695038064
thx fam im going to go and raid a mosque and do something with my life

yeah, i'm hopeless

>>695036350
Responsibilities. Hoping not to be hopeless.

>>695038101
I doubt that they fuck
>>695038137
God speed anon

>>695037099
do you have any work?

>>695038139
Why do you say that?

>>695037577
wait, are your cousin a dude? and are you a dude aswell or femanon?

>>695037744
Yeah, propably.
Ive been wondering the same.

Been wanting to tell this girl I love her, but she's with this fucking asshole and she loves him too much. He has no redeeming qualities, hes a scumbag. Im everything she wants, but she cant see that. I want her to love me back, I want her to breakup with that asshole.

>>695036350
My biggest current problem is that I have no skills and no friends. I'mma be poor and alone 4ever. My defining personality trait is cancer. I'm doomed

>>695038044
No, her mother later on literally called mine to warn me off of not to contact the guy to fuck anything up, he's a friend of their families and they were upset that we didn't have enough money to put together a wedding, which is why I took the job in the first place
It felt like death for a few weeks

I'm mega hopeless OP
Biggest problem is I don't give a fuck bout nuttin

>>695038101
yeah we used to fuck, havent done it in a day or two but shes been busy with university work so i dunno

>>695038376
Get checked, think of all that money man

>>695038384
Yeah you're not everything she wants you fucking dumbass or she would be with you.

lack of motivation to do anything

>>695038345
i know the rules but I don't want to show my tits I will if I have to but they're really not much to see. (Also be in mind I just kinda told a story of me getting raped but no excuses)

>>695036955
God she was so much hotter when she wuz jailbait. Her perfect body was obliterated by burgers. ;_;

>>695038404
>start online credit card fraud
>earn 6k a week like me
>get bitches cus got money
problem solved

>>695038384
Quality meme

>>695038524
But she non-stop talks to me about everything she wants in that guy, and im literally everything she is describing. Why doesnt she see that? Why is she still with him? All they do is argue.

>>695038384
kill him
way easier

>>695038655
Would if I could.

>>695036350
Lack of motivation and discipline are my issues.

On a scholarship for a Masters so should be using the guilt of using other peoples money as added pressure but instead just sit and play games all day.

>>695038633
maybe youre ugly as fuck and chad has a bigger cock then you? i didnt mean it as an insult it was a genuine question

>>695036350
Unemployment awaits in 3 months.

>>695036350
>be me
>gambling addiction getting increasingly worse
>hate job but it wouldn't be so bad if i had money some of the time
>in debt, took out loads of loans to fund my habit
>gf basically doesn't want to see me any more because i'm always in shitty mood cos no £
>have tried and failed on too many occasion to stop i dont know whats left

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>>695036350

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DcdXA3FOf8

>>695038221
Nope i don't work at all.

>>695038699
Well yeah, he does have a bigger dick. Although im not ugly.

>>695038566
Rules are rules.

>>695038782
Yeah yeah one sec.

jobless, dont want a job, need a job to survive, feel constant depression of getting denied by every company i apply for and getting chased by job center every day. i have all the time in the world yet i feel stressed out 24/7.

>>695038633
You are seen as a friend that she can tell anything, just a friend. You know the kind of a loser that she isn't interested in and that's the reason why she talks to you in the first place. Stop poisoning yourself because of a girl that already has a bf.
Also >>695038699
This guy is probably right

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>>695038576
She's looking ok now though. I mostly want to see that vid cause of her personality, to actually see her be sexual with another woman and getting off to a guy watching them and giving directions while jacking off is so fucking hot to me even if she is a bit chubby. I'm going to try pm'ing her to see if she'd consider realeasing or even selling it. Figure if enough people do this she might just post it so people stop asking about it.

>>695038740
lol i had a friend like you, you're fucked
he's an alcoholic now livin on the streets

>>695038893
I suppose you're right, although it'd be nice to atleast tear that fucking asswipe away from her. All he does is hurt her, I want him dead.

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>>695036868
kek

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Can't stop procrastinating and sit down and study for my university graduation exam. Not enough time to get to the gym thanks to Pokemon GO and staying home "studying" (read: procrastinating).

Also, I have an awesome girlfriend, funny af and genuinely caring, but I don't feel a physical attraction anymore. She has a ballerina body, which is not my type at all. Her thighs and butt are nice, but everything else is skinny and bony.

I have trouble taking a shit in our new house, just not comfortable yet, feels backed up man

>>695036996
>habbit
addiction.

>>695036350
i m a shut in

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>>695038782
There happy?

>>695038566
Hang in there, it gets better over time even though it may not feel like it

>>695039137
Exceedingly

>>695039137
yes very much so

>>695039137
So you just wanted to show your boobs. It's OK to be a whore

>>695039171
Thanks.

>>695039137
They are nice

>>695036350
Writing a Best Man speech that I have to do in about 3 weeks.
FUCK

I don't have friends I enjoy being around.
My sex life is non-existent.
21 y.o. virgin.
I'm shy and awkward.
I'm way too skinny.
I don't like my face.

>>695039137
now pussy

>>695036350
I need $50K

>>695038894
Is that Zune-chan? What have I missed?

>>695036350
I don't have the time or freedom I need to do the things I want to do.

>>695036350
living in shit nowhere, so meeting 1 pokemon every 4 miles, having 1½ hour to nearest pokestop & gym.

>>695037577
Just kill him and claim you were truamutised or something

>>695039268
And now
Gone bye

>>695038042
if you don't do anything, it will haunt in your entire life

>>695039303
jesus fuck dude, you got it pretty rough. Hope things get better anon.

>>695039259
go to gym
start doing speed or/and coke to fix your shyness
solved

>>695038429
my friend Karen pretends to be my mom on the phone all the time.

>>695039336
It's not the first time in okay really. He'll get what he deserve without my doing. Trust me he's not very smart Kek

>>695039254
Did that last week, nailed it, very small wedding though

>>695039365
yeah becoming a coke addict will surely better my life.
Already have a opiate problem.

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>>695039280
When she went on mfc there was stills posted of her and another woman in her dormroom on a thread. She hasn't posted any win since she switched from themagicatt to gamecatt as her twitch/youtube identity and me and a bunch of her fans want that lesbian vid of her as closure.

She did almost two hours of group shows on myfreecams in dec 2012 as opcandybutt_ and I'm obsessed with finding those too.

>>695038042
He's a rapist. He belongs behind bars.

>>695039137
>>695039430
Goat skype? You should add me for all the wrong reasons
>gstoka

>>695036350
Sometimes I lay on the ground, outside, and stare at the sky. I imagine the ground is a wall and that I'm standing upright. If I'm not careful, I'll fall parallel to the Earth's surface. Then when the sky is in front of me, and I get into that mindset, it motivates me to reach out and move forward in life, so that, maybe, the world will turn into a really exciting, free, and fun place.

It doesn't work that often.

>>695038429
Are you for real?

How much do you think you're girlfriend cared for you if she was able to be pressured into marrying some other guy for money as soon as your back is turned.

Either you're in serious denial or she's from some sort of uber-totalitarian background due to religion or race or something.

Normal people don't behave like that. Not unless they don't give a shit about you anyway. So which is it?

>>695039137
why ruining the thread? there are so much threads to be an attetion whore. why in a problems thread?

>>695037323
So now that we know she was fucking the other guy at the same time. Why are you feeling sad? There are like 7 chicks for every dude in the planet. Well since being a faggot is a normal shit now, you can go to Tinder give as many likes as you can and fuck 11 chicks a day.

>>695038770
organize some exciting program with her, go-kart, bungee jumping, etc
spend the whole day with her, make her laugh, when she talk about her bf distract her, but go easy
at the end of the day tell her that you want her
be confident and tell her it's her decision

>>695039605
If it truly rape, he really does belong bars, you aren't the only one.

>What is your biggest current problem anon?
Gambling addiction IRL that started from those shitty csgo sites.
>Are you hopeless?
No cuz im winning for now. The problem is that this shit leads to the 0 100% of the time in long term

>>695039778
She isn't being a whore. Read the links.

>>695039778
We have rules here, asshole

>>695037879
Hahahaha

>>695039847
I know. I'm just worried because that shit breaks apart families.

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>>695039137
stop shave your tits, natural is sexy.your stubbles are disgusting

>>695036350
I've been working for the last 32 hours. No sleep, maybe a sandwich every 5 hours or so. Just 2 more hours left so I can sleep for 5 hours before waking up for work.

>be very fit and strong
>be ugly as shit
>really want to find someone with same fitness values as me
>really cant stand lazy people that dont care about health and appearance
>live in a world where it takes years and years of hard work and constant attention to every aspect of consumption to gain a body for which the female equivalent (these days) is just not being a hambeast

if a girl is just not a fatty and has decent skin, she's probably a 7+/10 automatically. and even they are few and far between. There are probably 10 (may even be more like 20...) fit dudes for every 1 fit chick and I'll never get her, so yeah. its hopeless.

>>695039973
Sexist faggot, maybe she's doing it for herself!
Shaved rules!

>>695039137
Those are some perfect pair of tits, thanks for posting m'lady

>>695036350
Yea. I start balding.

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>>695036350
I can't seem to post

>>695039973
>natural is sexy
no its not
>your stubbles are disgusting
eh, yeah kinda


she needs to pluck tho. srsly, takes like 30 seconds to pluck those 10-20 squirrely hairs

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Can't be bothered to start dating again for now.

>be me
>met this reaaaally nice and good-looking girl
>offer to meet for tea/coffee
>all goes well, many things in common
>repeat for dinner at my place
>goes well
>repeat for restaurant
>stands me up at the last minute, cause boyfriend is jealous she goes out with another dude
>first time boyfriend is mentioned
>thought these were dates
>paid for everything
>mfw I understand I was a fool

>be me
>spending time with coworker
>getting to know her, might have potential (datass)
>confesses she's sometimes clingy
>throws tantrums every now and then
>gets angry at me for no reason
>"anon I wish I was less intelligent, it's so hard to be me sometimes"
>needs her stuffed bear in bed to sleep at night
>red flags, red flags everywhere
>find out last boyfriend died from cancer three years ago
>obviously still not over that
>hellnaw.jpg

These are from the last three months. Been like that for the past year.

Can we not talk about tits in a problem thread?

>>695039961
I don't want to sound like some white knight guy but seriously, this is HIS fucking fault - not yours. I know you probably feel like you don't want to initiate any hostility in your - or your families life right now but fuck that.

This is not anything that you started or are perpetuating... this is all his doing... and he needs to be held accountable for his actions.

I know you don't want to do it. But there is NOTHING wrong with being someone who calls this out. It's hard - and takes a colossal amount of bravery - but it's not the wrong thing to do.

What do you think your parents would want? Would they want to let him get away with it? What would you think if it was your kid this happened to?

>>695038566
You know if no tits are shown we can't take you seriously.

I am tired of my 5 year relatoonshio with my gf, 28, and I cheat on her with one of my students, 20, who is addicted to weed and drops acid from time to time. Everything is wrong.

>>695036350
My biggest problem is that I overreact to social issues online. I need to focus on myself before worrying about larger problems that are easy to grasp i.e. "remove all muslims from Europe" even though they are important problems.

I need to make even more money so I don't have to deal with poverty or plebs. I want to work with those with power to elevate myself to those levels. I need to nurture relationships to put my foot in the door and get ahead. I need to meet the right people. I need to just DO IT

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>>695036350
pic related. too many sluts

Completely in love with my best friend, but she only loves me as a friend. It's not like she doesn't know - I've told her and everything. She loves her ex instead. I guess we get along so well and we are basically the same person, but she doesn't think I'm very attractive.

>>695040284
Once they find out it takes a while for it to set in. They won't look at me the same for a while. I guess I'm just happy the way things are right now and a little bit of mental turmoil won't kill me.

>>695039973

stfu and gtfo k thx

>>695036350
There's something wrong with my body. Dunno what, but I have a serious vitamin d deficiency and my shit is usually green.

i want to settle down and start a family but i am 25 and literally the only single women i ever meet are single moms which i refuse to get involved with

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I need $897,72 more to purchase the bike I wan't..

Canyon Aeroad Cf SLX 7.0 DI2 :/ FML

>>695039813
Putting this much effort into a woman who doesn't show interest. See this is why you faggots will never get the girl.

i dont know how to have casual sex without getting attached

>>695040529
Don't be picky. If you're too picky you'll never get what you want.

>>695040384
Sounds like you need to smoke weed and drop acid. Get your head straight.

>>695040456
why do you not distance yourself from her and move on?
do you enjoy torture?
or is it you think one day she will magically change her mind and choose you?

My biggest problem is my career has stalled. I got complacent and stopped seeking advancement. Now I lack training and am 30 with a kid who I talked career of pretty much full time, so I can't go back to school. I feel like my opportunity had passed and my wages will continue to stagnate which is unacceptable since I'm the main earner in my family.

Secondary: grandpa is on death bed, my gaming laptop is broken and wife won't let me get a new one.

>>695040422
That's fedorable

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>>695040529
>i want to settle down and start a family but i am 25

Don't have kids or you will have nothing else for twenty years.

>>695040619
i dont feel like its picky to not want to take care of some other niggers kid

>>695040726
Not in a problem thread.

>>695040422
Do you by any chance enjoy anime and/or MLP? Because you seem like an insecure virgin faggot.

>>695040619
Not getting involved with single moms isn't being picky : it is called common sense.

>>695040659
Acid is always a good idea.
I was a scared pussy after a 9 year break and was afraid of doing it again but man, acid always pumps me up! I love life

>>695038894
Is that dog taking a shit in a cemetery?

>>695040619

Not that guy, but what if I want a pretty non single mom and I can´t find one?

>was happy
>met girl
>girl kind of weird but I want my first relationship to work
>to make relationship work invest heart and soul into helping weird girl

>8 years later
>finally have enough of weirdness and awkwardness - just want normal life
>realise I never should have commited this much to weird girl - break up
>now year after I left - an emotional wreck because I have spent close to a decade pouring everything into my relationship

No feeling of relief - even though my life is undoubtedly moving in the right direction - just emptiness that weird girl is gone and I no longer have anyone to care for.

>>695040726
her tits are shaved faggot

>>695040619
Don't listen to this guy. You are 25 you shouldn't have to settle for a single mom if that's not the life you want. Plenty of women in their 20's and 30's without kids. But ya don't be TOO picky or else you will have some problems. But you can have some lines in the sand you don't cross.

>>695036832
>yeah, go ahead tell me how men are horrible and women are kind and thoughtful

I'll tell you how some men are horrible and some women are horrible

>>695036350
Fall in love with a ficticious character.

>>695040882
Aw that's sad I'm sorry

>>695036350
Not being able to find a job

Not being able to leave the girl who uses guys till she gets bored of em.

Not being able to Fix my bike...My Vehicle.

>>695040856
relationship rule #1. never try to hard. just try a bit. but never too much. that is a repellant.

>>695040882
go to waifu thread.

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>>695036350

I'm so used to not succeeding I don't take chances and I've created a super philosophy that life isnt worth living because it makes me feel better to convince people I dont try, instead of I'm not good enough.

Life doesnt interest me. I feel like if I had enough money and I wasnt stupid, ugly etc... I still wouldnt be interested in trying. I'm constantly lonely but if people are with me I want to be alone. I genuinely have no interest in sex or love. Video games don't interest me anymore, I only ever feel like I'm distracting myself from myself instead of having a good time.

I don't pretend to know what happens after you die but I think you just kind of end. Your body dissolves and becomes new life but your sentience just goes away forever. I'm ok with that, I even want it to happen but not enough to make it happen. It's probably not healthy to think "I could go to work today or I could continue laying here, eventually get fired, become homeless, then die in the street.

Nothing matters, and I can't make it matter... I wouldnt even if I could.

I'm tired of everything and nothing is going to change. Struggling to make ends meet just so I can keep paying for these four walls to hide me antipathy.

>>695036350
my mother gets money for my mental health issues and has abused it ever since i was 4, shes giving me an 8th of what im supposed to get per month and spending the rest on booze, now being 20 and still without ID/bank account im slowly doing shit behind her back to fix my own life. even had to get police involved when her boyfriend threatened me(not because i was scared, because i wanted it down on police file so i can use it against her)

>>695040512
I guess not much might change your mind. But I don't even know you and I'm angry. What he did is not okay and he needs to be held accountable. You might find it tough - but this may be something that you have to get through in the future. You don't want this shit hanging over you.


Best of luck to you anyway. I'm sorry you had to go through that.

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>>695040980
Isn't weeabooshit.

>>695040929
Thanks to God exist the cosplay.

>>695041100
tell us more
never heard of this kind of shit.........

>>695041133
Thanks. I'll definitely think about what you said. You did help.

Can't find how to survive.

Crippling ambling addiction, dealing with the guilt of having a gambling addiction. Moving into new apartment with my gf of 4 years next month, failed credit check, have to show bank statements..You see where this is going. Feel like killing myself.

>>695040955
It took me WAY too long to learn that rule. One week into the relationship and I told my friend 'I don't think I can make this work'.

I just didn't listen to that gut feeling and obviously didn't want to be alone.

I'm fully aware that the relationship was mostly fuelled by my neediness and cowardice.

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>>695040882
Every ones a fucking idiot sometimes, hopefully it will pass, also, cut off your nuts either way

>>695040192
shame the second was a co worker. Otherwise that's a rainy day cockgobbler to keep in the back pocket.

>>695036350
Having to wait until next week to buy new y3s'

>>695041211
pretty much my mother divorced my dad when i was 11, she let him take my younger brother and lied to the court saying i didnt want to see him so she should keep custody of me, i went through hell for 8 years with my stepfather who was an absolute cunt, she kept telling me to "deal with it" because she didnt want to lose money. i even attempted suicide 3 times over that shit, eventually i got in contact with my dad and life got better, come age 19 my stepdad tried to attack me and i hit him back, he got me arrested for assault and charges were dropped, he got dragged out my house by police and never heard from him until like a week before my 20th birthday when we was told he died

>>695041234
No problem.

>>695040856 I'm this asshole btw and therefore completely unqualified to give any sort of advice.

I just miss having a partner to care for - probably why I replied to your stuff anyway. Need to learn to be more independent I guess.

My biggest problem is the lack of focus or goal.
I have a great job, ok health, I just graduated but I can't "fit" socially and there's nothing that I REALLY like to do, if I could I would do nothing the whole day. By nothing, I mean watch shitty TV, play video games, watch netflix/youtube

I don't what's the matter with me

>>695040662
Believe me I know exactly what you're talking about. Everyone tells me that. I've tried to move on for months but I keep coming back to square 1 and gaining more feelings for her. We talk everyday for hours and hours, it's like a drug - if we stop talking I just feel empty. I honestly don't know what to do - it's torture to be around her all the time, but it's also torture to not be.

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>>695041362
Yes, always pass.

>>695038384
Easy fix faggot:
Stop talking to this girl. When she asks what happened? Tell her that you like her and wanted her to be with you instead of the cunt she's with.
If she friends zone you then you know that chick ain't for you.
A lot of woman in this planet I don't get why dudes cry for 1 pussy.

>>695041506
Nah. I liked your company. Sorry btw.

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>>695036350
Panic syndrome, can you help?

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Instead of seeking happiness, I've become very good at coping with unhappiness
The problem being that I carry on like that's a good thing when I'm not actually sure it is

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>>695041487
sounds like things getting better, look forward, good luck

>>695041660
It's a very common coping mechanism. Don't worry.

>>695041487
>cont
anyways since december my mother (who is actually getting money for "caring for me" even though she hasn't lived in this house since december, is also keeping my money, shes kept promising me for years to help me sort my life out but never has, now im doing it myself and shes getting very aggressive over it, even threats to throw me out / make me pay her bills or i go without anything/etc and now i have all the pieces in hand (sent off for a passport photo ID so i can setup a bank account and get my money transferred, using the police report she doesn't have to consent for me to forcefully take my money) and then im telling her housing manager that this house is a complete shithole and my mothers refusing to live here, and then gonna get this exchanged for a 1bedroom for myself, or move out to my dad who's currently exchanging his for a 2 bedroom so he has spac for me.

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>>695036350
I got some rash on my cock from the last bird I was with.

Pissing me off because there's a couple of numbers with potential but I don't want a 'what the fuck' reaction to my cock.

I was thinking I could tell them it's a latex allergy...

>>695041713
thanks.

I like my wife but I'm not in love with her.
The woman I'm in love with is a lying drug addict with a history as a domestic abuser and in jail.
Logically I know I've got the better deal but my dick still wants to have 12 kids with lying drug addict domestic abuser jailbird.

>>695039973
how does it feel to be gay?

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>>695041768
how does it feel to be a pedo?

>>695039973
Hairy boobs are disgusting.

>>695041722
Well I guess I'm just hunky dory then

>>695041833
you don't know my age

>>695041723
>final part
lastly she also is very crafty, she's constatnly lying to me on how much i get (which ive found letters suggesting otherwise) and shes constantly trying to fuck me over (hiding letters for me/etc) so essentially once this is all over im gonna get her right back for the shit she put me through, i got proof she sold dogs and worked in a bar off the books.

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>>695036350
of course i'm hopeless. that's how you don't get hurt.

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>>695041875
tastes are different

>>695041768
>>695041833
Girls girls you're both pretty chill the fuck out and leave. Don't come back till your balls drop and get a maturity level higher than a 10 year old.

>>695036868
Kek

>>695041610
Cheers. I think this might be the longest conversation I've had with an anon without it devolving into shitposting.

I'm looking forward to meeting new people and realising that not everyone is a crazy neurotic... but secretly terrified that the same thing will happen again.

Whatever will be will be I guess - I just try and not to worry about it too much.

But I miss the companionship and having someone to watch shitty movies with. But at least I'm warm, have a roof over my head and food.... and live in a time where I've got anons to talk to online at the very least.

I hope at least talking to someone - even if its not your family helps (I mean your councillor btw - not me!). At least you can vent it that way and it doesn't consume you.

I've just had a break-up - something everyone goes through at some point or another - and I'm completely fucked up. I can't imagine what I'd be like if I went through something like that. You must be quite a strong person anyway.

>>695041971
is that what your bullies used to tell you in school?

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>>695041969

>>695041768
>>695041833
leave edgy at the door.

>>695041768

Feels like having a dick in your ass until some hairy sweaty dude blows his wad moaning inside you.

>>695041833
Feels like having your dick in a horny 13 year old girl.

>>695041969
Phoenix floe is so fucking sexy.

I'd run my tongue from her hairy tits right down to that jungle bush

>>695036350
You know unlike most in this thread my life started ok. I got married young, tried many differnet jobs and then joined the army. When i was in the Army, my mother died. I didnt taked it well, considering my mother was the only person in the world that took care of me when i was growing up, even though she was a bitch. moved into a house after the army and started working for a promo company (electronic shows).

Soon after that, she divorced me and the same day I was kicked out of the company, and kicked out of my house. The guy who kicked me out of the studio stole about 500$ worth of sound equipment from me. I later realize that they both planned this together (my boss, exwife), Although they didnt have a physical relationship.

Now i live with my grandfather, with no love in my life, my family sees me as a failure and wont bother with me. I have nightmares everynight involving my dead mother and exwife.

The only thing I can do to make myself fel better is smoke weed. But that just slows me down, makes me unable to get any kind of job.

I have a herniated belly button and piles.

1

Smoke pot to get over a guy.

>It only temporarily helps

>NEET for 5 years.
>Alcoholic
>Hikikomori-ish I only go out when drunk and usually make an ass of my self or get into trouble or both
>Can't get a job no matter how much I try have only found "volunatary work" (salve labour) that the jobcentre puts me on, I gave it a wirl twice have fucked it off now got me no where, actually lost money on bus fares
>Tried to join army but got bak into uni
>dropped out of uni for second time
>tried to get into navy
>too fat, too dumb fail recruitment test and gotta lose around 12 pounds
>currently stuck waiting for navy, got nothing to do
>have 2 friends both are away one I barely see
>everyone hates me because I'm a fucking wierd ass pervert
>addicted to gambling and porn
>my country is being overrun by sand niggers and no one is doing anything about it
>I still have hope though

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>>695042118
monika

>>695042101

You have discovered the antidote to Viagra.

>>695041517
not even a "eat shit and die faggot", b is not the same

>>695042116
> when 11 year olds try to troll... not near funny or bait

>>695042049
Nah. No stronger than anyone else in the world. And hey relationship are great but sometimes after a breakup a friend is all you need. Trust me it's a lot cheaper and less stressful than a relationship. But never stop searching for someone to take care of. You're quite the catch.

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>>695042238
makes me diamond

I haven't even finished my school and I already want to kill myself, I live in Finland. Thing is I hate finland, I hate finnish people, I hate finnish language. I want to move to Australia, Canada or somewhere else in the US or maybe even NZ, but now that I have taken a look at how people migrate to those countries I realized that I have so slim chances or no chances at all that I dont even know if I want to live my life.

>>695042049
Also are you from Europe? It's just you said "cheers"

I want a boyfriend but have high standards when i'm 7 at best. I'm told i'm gorgeous but have massive anxiety issues

>>695036996
What u really have is an alcohol problem

>>695042337
The things I'd do for her to sit on my face.

>>695040763
Take a valium, sperg lord

>>695042371
By 'Europe' do you mean the UK?

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>>695042362
marry me faggot, i get ur finnish neet bux and u get US citizenship

>>695042574
Any part of Europe. I didn't want to single out one part but sure lets go with the U.K.

>>695042317
It doesn't help that I also lost my best friend when I lost my partner. He was basically as dependent on me as she was - and with the emotional stuff going on, I wasn't able to cope with his neediness.

I seem to gravitate people looking for reassurance and dependency. I think I get off on it as I'm terrified of being alone and just want to be liked.

But I'm a lecturer and have my doctorate and stuff - so things are going okay. Work is just too busy to spend much time going out and meeting people though.

I'm sure stuff will start picking up for me sooner or later. Moving on from that part of my life is definitly for the best.

Thank you, by the way, spouting this crap has actually made me feel a lot better. I hope you've got some people in your life you can kick back with - even if you can't discuss what happened to you.

>>695042406

Don't worry, modern rules of mating mean that you can have a boyfriend who's at least a 9. Just don't count on him to be faithful because all the other girls 5-10 will be sucking and fucking his sweet hard cock too.

>>695036350
no jobs nor houses since bourgeois swines rule

>>695041833
excluded

i got a couple but by far my biggest is my crippling weed addiction. it is ruining my life, yet i still keep buying and smoking more weed. everytime i delete my dealers number, few hours later i get it back off my mate. have written down countless times all the ways it is ruining me, but doesnt seem to have any effect.

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>>695042371
I'm British, yeah. Pip pip and all that.

>>695042767
yikes, well my last ex cheated on me so that hit close to home

>>695042671
Marrying someone murican would be literally the only way for me to migrate out of this shithole thats filling with leeching niggers who dont do shit

Im a virgin, will prob lose soon tho, so everythings p great atm

>>695042680
I'm not the same guy but saying 'cheers' is a Brit thing.

I haven't met any English second language speakers who use it.

The only time I hear Americans say it is when they say it in return. They seem to think it's the same as toasting.

Cheers.

>>695042753
You're great. I'm happy I was able to "help" even though I was just here.

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>>695041969
Fuck bro. This bitch looks like captain caveman

>>695042777
damn right, poor you, please dont get criminal, ok?

>>695036350
Yes. I still cannot sleep.

>>695036350
The more i try to prove flat earthers wrong, the deeper i get pulled in. Today i measured the water levels in a mile long canal built on a true level datum, and found the water to be completely flat.

I was wrong ...

>>695042875
"Pip pip and all that" that made me laugh thanks.

>>695036350
I lost all hope and fucks to give about 17 years ago.

>>695042987
too much of a pussy to go criminal, ur children are safe

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>>695039008
Ahh teenage angst. I remember when I was 18 or 19 and naive as hell too. I had a girl rhat lead me on the same way. It only ends with pain and you wanting something that you know you can't have. Probably best to gradually reduce contact with her. If you guys talk everyday on facebook or whereever or she calls you to tell you about her and her bfs problems, act uninterested. It sounds like you're just there for her emotional support, whenever she needs someone to tell her she's right when shes really in the wrong. I've been in the same place you're in. Just let her go. It will be easier on you in the end anon.

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>>695039756
>mfw

>>695036350
mostly schizophrenia and schizo related problems, very much hopeless

>>695042954
You're pretty awesome yourself. Sometimes just being here and putting up with someone's shit is the greatest help you can be.

>>695043065
No worries. You should come over to Bong-land if you're not here anyway.

>>695042875
Also sorry if I seem stupid. It's 7:30 in the morning right now and haven't slept since Wednesday so a little foggy right now.

>>695043403
Sorry I feel like an idiot. What's Bong-land?

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>>695039756
shit I'm off to try this

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>>695043456
Not at all. I'm trying to write a paper write now for a journal and my brain has turned into jam... so i'm not at my sharpest either.

Do you have work or anything today - if not you should at least treat yourself to a lie down in a nice dark room to recharge for a bit. Don't fuck yourself up unnecessarily - the world's plenty good at doing that already.

>>695043618
Nothing actually. I was just being a cretin. Blighty - Britain. Feel free to use the 'Great' is you want to be particularly generous.