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I "accidentally" sent a picture of my dick to this hot muslim chick. Obviously I fucked up, but is it recoverable?
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You're a faggot and kebabs must die.
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>>695030372
But she hot tho
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>>695030229
I want to know more about this download.
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post pics of her, faggot. you blew it like you do dick
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>>695030396
Pics?
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>>695030229
>alright, hopefully you liked it at least
OH....MY ...GOD.... That cringe
that beta move
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>>695030229
This is cringy as fuck and it's going to be obvious that it was not an accident if you keen fishing for her opinion on the dick pick.
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Muslim
Target
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>>695030229
If you want it to be fixed, stop mentioning it you goddamn moron. That last line makes it seem purposefully done. She obviously doesn't care about your dick.
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Bumb. Show me some boobs faggots
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>>695030423
See the pic. I'm helping her by haxing this dude and deleting the pics on his device. I'm 99% sure her story is horse shit, but I plan to download the pics before deleting them.

>>695030558
>>695030626
I only realized that after sending it.
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>>695030229
>wanting to rat someones phone
you think we wouldn't notice
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>>695030780
>implying I can't do it
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>>695030724
Yeah just don't mention it again. Move on. You fucked up first by sending it, and then continued to fuck up by being a creeper.
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>>695030724
>magic
>devil's soul
She's a fucking witch. Don't trust her. She'll turn you into a newt.
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>>695030724
You best make sure you get what you can to blackmail this chick because she is out to scam the fuck out of you, why are you on 4chan? Your one of the victims. That dick pic would have ended that conversation straight up if she wasnt scamming.....
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>>695030994
Yeah, but he'll get better.
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>>695031036
How is she scamming me? She needs me still to delete her nudes from this guy's phone.
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pics of hot muslim chick

preferably before her own brother strangles her
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>>695030814
You wont do it, do you really think the guy she is on about is as stupid as the kiddies and oap's that will download the software, no I doubt it and without that software installed on the phone you cant do shit!! Entry level hacks right here.
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>>695030229
You are such an awkward creep. If you're going to send it, own up to it.
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>>695031233
He's literally retarded. He just downloaded it, installing now.
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OP is pussy whipped by a chick he isn't even getting pussy from. Goddamn, dude.
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>>695031327
lol ikr, should I say "btw I meant to send that pic of my throbbing cock, you want more?"
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>>695031184
Just wait, first your doing her a favour like this, next she gets you head over heels and then you find out she needs money to treat this sickness or she will die, Im sure she will be willing to move in with you as well, as long as you pay the flights that is. You see this everyday, have you got no idea about online safety?
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>>695031402

Good luck with this one OP, just remember not to send her any money.
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Id send her nudes to the masses, hopefully the kebbabe dies
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>>695030558
AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
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>>695031554
>tfw OP "accidentally" sent a dick pic to a Nigerian prince
I knew he was a faggot.
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>>695030229
>Hopefully you liked it at least?
The cringe scares me.
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>>695031184
why are you helping her you beta nerd
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>thinking a girl will like beta shit like this
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>>695031880
For nudz faggot
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I got in and downloaded his pictures folder but there wasn't any nudes, then he disconnected. Wat do guize?
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>>695030229
It would have been fine if you didn't do the cringey ass "but did you like it?" Shit. She said she'd forget about and that she deleted it, don't go all beta for no reason.
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>>695032120
you'd do all this just to see some girl naked? you fucking loser
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>>695032229
no u
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>>695032302
no u
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Bullshit.
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>>695032421
Nope, I'm genuinely this retarded :'(

I think I might just lie and say I deleted everything and see what she does when I send her more dick pics, but purposefully this time. Good idea?
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send more dick pics ''by accident''
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>>695030558

yup, this. OP is betamax and completely irredeemable.
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>>695032511
i just.....
i can't.
the fucking racism here.
you people are ill
literally shaking right now.....
wow.....just. just wow. literally unbelievable.
ill never understand this......place.
it feels like
after the past 2 weeks i have been here it just seems to get worst and worst.....
blatant racism
child porn spam
animal abuse
anti semitism
holocaust denial
woman hating
homophobia
fat shaming
off topic adult cartoons
the list goes on and on.......
the n word literally hurled around like it was a casual insult......
are there even moderators to control this insane place??!!!
disgusting.....are you even "humans"? or just jaded pieces of SHIT??!!
i see why you people are callled the sewer of the internet...
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>>695032800
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>>695032800
>that copypasta
Bait harder newfriend
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>>695032800
I am here since a couple years and I have nevere seen child porn posted... Do u have screenshots?
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>>695032892
You still get cucked tho.
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>>695032218
>wasn't any nudes

maybe he didn't save them, they're still in his messages but not in his pictures if that makes sense? try and fuck his phone then say "job done" and see how she rewards you
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there was CP posted on this one thread that I made with this bitch Margarita, we were tryina get some nudes and some dude posted CP saying "Send her a sm0l vagoo"
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Well guys, couldn't find the nudes, but I've erased /sdcard and am now erasing /
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>>695033204
>up "Nudist family" on Google, it's a loophole used by pedos. It has a lot of cp and because of some ridiculous loophole, it's legal.

Pic of u googling it without an onion router,bitch
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>>695033207
Are you for real fucking his phone up completely? How have you gotten him to download that even?
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>>695033300
I told you he's retarded.
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>>695033335
Dude literally sent her his dick, didn't work, should've just blocked her completely. Dude literally fucked up another dude's phone just to get nudes, clap.
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>>695030229
>muslim
>hot
You should be ashamed even interacting with muslim vermin
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>>695033364
WHY THE FUCK IS THAT A THING THAT EXISTS LMAO
also >>69503333
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>>695033495
failed
>>695033333
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>>695033204
softcore cp loophole
the real shit involves penetration and sexual acts
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lol his phone's fucked guys, it won't do anything now, just "processing". It's equivalent to rm -rf / on linux
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>>695030724
Honestly I'd do the same. Something about helping confused foreign women who speak broken English turns me on. Especially when they're freaking out and cutting between English and they're language and you're cool a a cucumber because you're American and only white lives matter here.
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>>695033761
you fucking cuck. you actually are an asshole.
hope he finds you and turns your ass inside out.
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>>695033915
I'm British, but thanks. And I know, I've always been turned on by damsel's in distress.

>>695033972
How am I the asshole?
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OP is a fraud.. its not his phone.. prob his own phone..

how did you install the rat on his phone? how did you enabled dev mode on his phone? for what you did you had to unlock his phone too.
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>>695030229
>>695030724

Now all makes sense.

>She taked nudes and send it to a guy
>Regrets for any reason
>Devised a preposterous story for a weird guy to help
>(You) Pretends to have bought it (or actually bought it, can't say at this point)

At least, you can confirm that she exists? Seen her in person?
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>hope you liked it at least
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>>695032800
Kek. Welcome to /b/ you fucking normie. Now shut the fuck up and lurk or you can just get the fuck out.
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>>695030229
Good bye my friend. See you in heaven
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>>695034332
>taking the bait
>being this much of a newfag
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>>695034332
>being this new and taking that kinda bait
Hes not the newfag here newfag
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>>695034332
you dun goofed
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