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>>695028176
jesus fuck. That was great
Don't die on me
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>>695029101
I never understood why people dont just go to the bathroom to take a piss. Piss bottles? Just why
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>>695028071
but who has a house party on a monday night?
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>>695029467
moar
1/5
long but worth the read i promise
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>>695029724
9/?
>>695029756
10/?
>>695029813
final part to the story
>>695029287
people who don/t still live at their moms house
>>695029321
Too much kek
>>695030210
People without jobs
>>695028162
>haha I'd tentacle rape you if I was an octopus
>if I was an octopus
>I'd tentacle rape you.
The spaghetti jesus christ
Don't die on me, thread!
From: Frank Young <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Subject: Time travelers PLEASE HELP!!!!!!
Date: 10 Jan 2002 20:43:53 +0100
If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or have the technology to travel physically through time I need your help!
My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!!
I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!
I need to be able to:
Travel back in time.
Rewind my life including my age back to 4.
Be able to remember what I know now so that I can prevent my life from being tampered with again after I go back.
I am in very great danger and need this immediately!
I am aware that there are many types of time travel, and that humans do not do well through certain types.
I need as close to temporal reversion as possible, as safely as possible. To be able to rewind the hands of time in such a way that the universe of now will cease to exist.
I know that there are some very powerful people out there with alien or government equipment capable of doing just that.
If you can help me I will pay for your teleport or trip down here, Along with hotel stay, food and all expenses. I will pay top dollar for the equipment. Proof must be provided.
Also if you are one of the very few beings with the ability to edit the universe PLEASE REPLY!!!
Only if you have this technology and can help me please send me a (SEPARATE) email to:
[email protected]
Please do not reply if your an evil alien!
Thanks
>>695031447
At least we've found the cause of all the autism in the world!
>>695031583
kek
>>695031590
Looks like someone's been reading Slaughterhouse 5.
>>695031941
This hit me a little too close to home....
>>695031941
4chan in a nutshell
>>695029688
NO NOT THIS, NOT THE FEELS AGAIN ANON
>>695032474
Religion of peace
>>695027989
Never happened
>>695033306
holy shit that's great, love the subtle social criticism
>>695033459
>>695033459
Still funny
>>695030160
>>695029813
>>695029756
>>695029724
>>695029688
Today anon was not a faggot
>>695033463
Kek
>>695033508
I just love how the kid had a really good time in HS
>>695033463
Gets me everytiem.
>be me
>me and a couple friends hang out on a street corner on a hill
>there was this tree that dropped a LITERAL FUCK TON OF FRUIT every day
>every day there would be fruit on the ground that was all mushy
>we realized that when we threw the fruit at cars hard enough while they drove by they would get all over the cars and not come off
>we never got caught until one day
>busy day cars driving down the street
>were hitting tons of cars
>suddenly funeral service
>evilgrin.jpg
>we all grab as many fruit in each hand as possible
>we unleash a barrage of fruit
>this was a four lane street and what we didn't know is that a POLICE CAR ON THE OTHER SIDE
>one friend let's call him Kyle throws over the cars and hits the cop car
>WEEEEEEOOOOOOOH
>ohshit.jpg
>we get on our bikes and ride faster than shit down the street
>the cop car is following us
>We turn down a trail the car was to big for
>we escape
>a few days later we are chilling at Kyle's house and see a cop car
>oh fuck
>another kid recognizes the cop because he saw him through the window
>Kyle's parents let them in
>we know we're fucked
>everybody walk the dinosaur
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE
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|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
|______________|||__|__|__|]
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)
POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE TONIGHT
>>695029253
fag
This!
>>695036606
/b/ still good!
>>695029321
why the fuck did I laugh so fucking much to this?
>>695037346
Because you was an alcohol
>>695030160
Fuck you anon, I just wasted my life reading that story
>>695029688
>>695029724
>>695029756
>>695029813
>>695030160
I was intending to go to sleep over an hour ago.
Instead, here l am crying like a little bitch.
Fuck you anon, and your fuckign screenshots; It brought back a lot of memories of when I was yoounger and all the things I regret..
I could have been a better person. I really should be, and this shit inspires me to try so much but it's a fucking hard thing to pull off.
I'm going to go and cry myself to sleep now, goodnight you faggots.
I love you all.
Check my trips guys
>>695029688
Fuck you anon, Make a fucking book instead, fucking earn some money instead of being a peice of shit, making people rethink their life choices.
>>695040043
I like that story. Read it a month ago
>>695040132
Read it a minute ago.
Way too many feels for the hungover me i am right now
>>695040324
Drink more.
>>695029688
Fuck you, I just wasted half an hour reading this boring ass story and there wasn't even a joke at the bottom.
My personal best, right here
>>695033442
>>695040444
Checked
>>695040444
Check em
>>695028162
>only one chair
>perhaps you can sit on my face
>would be hot if it wasn't so cringy
>>695040641
What a fucking faggot
>>695035568
im so dumb that I am just now getting this meme....and laughing my ass off at it. going to hell
>>695033459
Do you even think anyone on here tells the truth?
>>695041988
Pot, meet kettle. We are all faggots here.
>>695033330
>off by three
>>695043266
just like rest of us.
>>695033555
full house never lies
>>695028210
This.. this was beautiful.
>>695040132
It was a great story like holy shit the feels. He should really consider to make a book
Write a book shit dawg manyfeelsbluryvisionbadtypng.png