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2016-07-17 07:19:17 Post No. 695016453
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:19:17 Post No. 695016453 [Report]
Gimme some real vile, offensive jokes /b/ the kind I can tell at the bar tomorrow and hopefully make an SJW go home and hang themself
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:24:43 Post No.695017011
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:24:43 Post No.695017011 [Report]
Bumping for nice, france jokes
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:28:03 Post No.695017380
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:28:03 Post No.695017380 [Report]
>>695016453
Tell them about your life, everyone at the bar will kill themselves
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:28:39 Post No.695017452
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:28:39 Post No.695017452 [Report]
Q: What does a Minecraft turkey say?

A: Cobble, cobble, cobble!
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:29:35 Post No.695017558
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France is a shitty country, even the Nice parts are rundown.
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:33:24 Post No.695017974
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:33:24 Post No.695017974 [Report]
Vile would imply somethings wrong with it but everyone hates niggers

Whats the difference between slaves and snow tires? tires don't sing when you put chains on them
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:34:05 Post No.695018046
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:34:05 Post No.695018046 [Report]
>>695016453
Q: Why are there cotton balls inside of pill bottles?

A: To remind black people that they were slaves before they were drug addicts.
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:35:48 Post No.695018231
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:35:48 Post No.695018231 [Report]
>>695016453
https://youtu.be/rlluWyTT9Gw
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:36:01 Post No.695018250
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:36:01 Post No.695018250 [Report]
>>695017452
i may not be an sjw but im certainly tying a noose for myself
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:40:13 Post No.695018715
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:40:13 Post No.695018715 [Report]
>>695018250
success
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:40:41 Post No.695018771
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:40:41 Post No.695018771 [Report]
Q: what's the difference between my grandmother and a dead baby? A: my grandmother won't let me fuck her in the ass.
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:40:51 Post No.695018790
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>>695017558
Very nice meme friend
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:51:12 Post No.695019932
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What's 19" long, rigid, and makes women scream at night?
Sudden infant death syndrome
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:53:59 Post No.695020255
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:53:59 Post No.695020255 [Report]
What's faster than a black man stealing your tv?
His brother with your DVD player.
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:54:39 Post No.695020320
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:54:39 Post No.695020320 [Report]
>>695018250
hell take that initiative buddy. America.
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:55:25 Post No.695020405
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:55:25 Post No.695020405 [Report]
What do you do after you rape a 12 year old deaf dumb and blind girl?

break her fingers so she can't tell her mom
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:56:26 Post No.695020515
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:56:26 Post No.695020515 [Report]
>>695016453
how do you get a faggot to fuck a woman?

shit in her cunt
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:56:30 Post No.695020527
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:56:30 Post No.695020527 [Report]
>>695016453
What is black and blue and hates sex?
A rape victim

What is it called if white is on top and black on bottom?
Society
What is it called with black on top and white on bottom?
Rape
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:57:00 Post No.695020595
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:57:00 Post No.695020595 [Report]
What does a baby look like after being microwaved for 12 minutes?

The fuck do I know, I keep my eyes closed while I masturbate.
It's the screams that do it for me.
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:57:01 Post No.695020599
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:57:01 Post No.695020599 [Report]
What do you call a black priest?

Holy shit
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:57:51 Post No.695020679
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:57:51 Post No.695020679 [Report]
>>695020527
Whats the best thing about fucking 25 year olds?
theres twenty of them.
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:58:34 Post No.695020768
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:58:34 Post No.695020768 [Report]
>>695020679
There is 25 of them?
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:59:02 Post No.695020818
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:59:02 Post No.695020818 [Report]
How do you know an Italian's been in your backyard?

Your garbage is knocked over and your dog's pregnant.
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:59:25 Post No.695020864
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:59:25 Post No.695020864 [Report]
>>695020679
What do you call a faggot that has anal warts and fingers his sister?
Sister fister Keister blister.
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:59:26 Post No.695020866
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:59:26 Post No.695020866 [Report]
>>695020768
20 5 year olds
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:59:58 Post No.695020922
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 07:59:58 Post No.695020922 [Report]
>>695020768
no there is 20 of them... sound it out. its really sick
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:00:01 Post No.695020930
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:00:01 Post No.695020930 [Report]
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:00:13 Post No.695020950
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My mom always said I'm like my dad.

Cause I always beat her when I'm drunk
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:00:20 Post No.695020963
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:00:20 Post No.695020963 [Report]
>>695020866
OR even better, 25 one year olds.
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:02:46 Post No.695021224
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:02:46 Post No.695021224 [Report]
What did Abraham Lincoln say that next morning after that night of drunkness?

"FREED WHO?"
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:03:40 Post No.695021319
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:03:40 Post No.695021319 [Report]
>>695020930
damn nigga.. this made me laugh.

Why is eating vegetables like anal sex?
if you were forced to do it as a kid you hate it as an adult.
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:03:49 Post No.695021330
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:03:49 Post No.695021330 [Report]
>>695020527
tbqh if you even hint at something that might be a rape joke sjws go insane
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:05:00 Post No.695021463
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:05:00 Post No.695021463 [Report]
Whats the difference between a Pakistani elementary school and an Al-Qaeda training camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:06:47 Post No.695021654
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:06:47 Post No.695021654 [Report]
>>695021330
you could ease them in with: "rape is such an ugly word; i prefer 'struggle snuggle' "
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:07:41 Post No.695021745
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:07:41 Post No.695021745 [Report]
Did you know that Native Americans are living proof that niggers fuck buffalo?
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:08:35 Post No.695021854
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:08:35 Post No.695021854 [Report]
>>695021654
surprise forced sex roleplay struggle snuggle
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:10:18 Post No.695022050
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>>695021319
What's the hardest thing about eating vegetables? The wheelchair
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:11:09 Post No.695022138
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:11:09 Post No.695022138 [Report]
>>695021854
kek, they do seem to prefer longer terms for stuff.
i wish george carlin was still around.
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:12:50 Post No.695022316
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:12:50 Post No.695022316 [Report]
Ever heard of ku klux kenevil?
Tried to jump 100 niggers with a steam roller
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:22:02 Post No.695023262
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:22:02 Post No.695023262 [Report]
what's the hardest thing about microwaving a baby?

my dick
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:24:14 Post No.695023469
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:24:14 Post No.695023469 [Report]
>>695016453

Whats the difference between Michael Brown and Anton Sterling?

I dont know I just pull the trigger.
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:25:35 Post No.695023614
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:25:35 Post No.695023614 [Report]
>>695020255
Welcome to Sickipedia 2009 ladies and gents
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:26:39 Post No.695023737
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:26:39 Post No.695023737 [Report]
What do you call a black woman that has had 6 abortions?

A crime fighter
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:28:40 Post No.695023951
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:28:40 Post No.695023951 [Report]
What do you call a fag in a wheelchair? Rolaids.
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:29:27 Post No.695024039
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:29:27 Post No.695024039 [Report]
what's blue and hangs frim a tree in my backyard?

a nigger. i can paint him any color i want.
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:30:23 Post No.695024134
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:30:23 Post No.695024134 [Report]
>>695016453
Did you hear about the NIIICE attack this week?
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:31:23 Post No.695024252
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:31:23 Post No.695024252 [Report]
>>695017380
Underrated post
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:32:12 Post No.695024342
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:32:12 Post No.695024342 [Report]
>>695020950
That is a particularly fine set of teeth
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:33:01 Post No.695024425
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:33:01 Post No.695024425 [Report]
>>695020679
>>695020768
>*twenty five year olds
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:34:10 Post No.695024552
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:34:10 Post No.695024552 [Report]
>>695016453

What's the difference between batman and a nigger? Batman can go out without Robin.
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:35:38 Post No.695024713
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:35:38 Post No.695024713 [Report]
>>695016453
What do you call someone with a nose and no body?

Nobody knows.
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:37:29 Post No.695024905
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:37:29 Post No.695024905 [Report]
What's the best thing about fucking a newborn baby?

Deep throat, whichever way up you hold it.
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:38:30 Post No.695025002
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:38:30 Post No.695025002 [Report]
>>695016453
Op you're an edgy child.
/thread.

Inb4 b-but you can't thread your own comment.

Don't care. Thread is cancer and full of high school trash. Leave 4chan.
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:38:48 Post No.695025038
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>>695017380
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:39:43 Post No.695025164
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:39:43 Post No.695025164 [Report]
>>695024552
kek'd
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:40:19 Post No.695025247
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:40:19 Post No.695025247 [Report]
>>695016453
Q: how many niggers does it take to shingle a roof?
A: 6 if you slice them thin enough.
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:41:12 Post No.695025370
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>>695025002
So that's why you're here
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:43:23 Post No.695025683
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>>695025002
>Thread is cancer and full of high school trash.

GTFO NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:44:57 Post No.695025879
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:44:57 Post No.695025879 [Report]
why do you wrap masking tape around your hamster?

so it doesn't explode when you fuck it
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:45:40 Post No.695025959
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:45:40 Post No.695025959 [Report]
>>695025002
Holy fucking newshit
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:46:23 Post No.695026028
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:46:23 Post No.695026028 [Report]
>>695025002
newfaggggg
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:47:10 Post No.695026110
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:47:10 Post No.695026110 [Report]
How many Jews can you fit in a car?

Depends on how big the ashtray is.
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:48:47 Post No.695026246
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What did the little black kid say when he had diahreah?
I AM MELTING!!!
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:48:56 Post No.695026259
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:48:56 Post No.695026259 [Report]
Cool. Now I'm getting bombarded by new kids.

>saged
>moving onto new thread to bully losers like you guys

Peace
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:49:53 Post No.695026362
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>>695026259
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:50:32 Post No.695026443
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Why was OP born with really big bug eyes?
You would be bug eyed too if you spent the last nine months dodging a coat hanger.
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:50:47 Post No.695026483
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:50:47 Post No.695026483 [Report]
>>695025002
Why don't you go enjoy one of the many other classy, adult threads on /b/ you colossal fucking faggot
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:51:03 Post No.695026519
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:51:03 Post No.695026519 [Report]
how did the buck find his sister in the bush?

not too bad actually
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:52:44 Post No.695026770
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:52:44 Post No.695026770 [Report]
What's the difference between a nigger and a bucket of dog shit?

After a while the shit will turn white and stop smelling.
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:53:03 Post No.695026822
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:53:03 Post No.695026822 [Report]
>>695026362
Poopoo head xD
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:53:13 Post No.695026842
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:53:13 Post No.695026842 [Report]
>>695025002

A silly SJW faggy millennial subhuman trash who is personally guilty for majority of rapes and murders all around western world.

How does it feel promoting rape and murder, kid?
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:53:27 Post No.695026878
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:53:27 Post No.695026878 [Report]
>>695026778
Poopoo head xD
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:53:53 Post No.695026935
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:53:53 Post No.695026935 [Report]
>>695026842
Poopoo head xD
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:55:25 Post No.695027138
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:55:25 Post No.695027138 [Report]
>>695026935
I bet you think filthy Frank and leafy are funny, you fucking faggot. Get out of the thread.
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:55:26 Post No.695027142
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:55:26 Post No.695027142 [Report]
>>695026778
Only faggots say kys
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:57:31 Post No.695027396
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:57:31 Post No.695027396 [Report]
>>695026770
A bucket.
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:57:39 Post No.695027410
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:57:39 Post No.695027410 [Report]
What breaks when you give it to a toddler?
Their hips.
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:58:37 Post No.695027507
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>>695027142
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:58:40 Post No.695027511
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:58:40 Post No.695027511 [Report]
>>695027410
Xd
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:59:12 Post No.695027572
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 08:59:12 Post No.695027572 [Report]
What happens when a black person dies?

Nigger mortis
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 09:00:01 Post No.695027652
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 09:00:01 Post No.695027652 [Report]
>>695027507
Edgy high schooler confirmed

>xD hitler did nothing wrong
>yeah I browse 4chan. I'm a /b/ro
>have you guys heard of /b/?
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 09:01:23 Post No.695027805
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 09:01:23 Post No.695027805 [Report]
How do you know if a niggress is pregnant?

Stick a piece of chicken (or a bike) in her vagina and see if you can get it back
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 09:02:32 Post No.695027946
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 09:02:32 Post No.695027946 [Report]
>>695027805
XD
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 10:44:44 Post No.695028038
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 10:44:44 Post No.695028038 [Report]
why couldnt ray charles read?
he is black
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 10:46:20 Post No.695028094
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 10:46:20 Post No.695028094 [Report]
>>695019932
Would be better if the answer was:

Cot death
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