stab hard uncooked spaghetti noodles into dog slices then cook retard

>>695011108
photoshop

>>695011108
fake and gay

>>695011216
/Thread
>>695011283
Are you retarded?

>>695011216
but hotdogs are frozen

hollywood movie tricks

>>695011463
>>695011463
are you also retarded

Go to threadbanger on YouTube , they did a video on it . On mobile so no link

I actually made this today

It's not possible without the power of Satan. Clearly this was created by a hardcore Satanist.

>>695011588
you cant stick uncooked spaghetti through frozen hotdogs they'll snap in half

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>>695011108
skewer the dogs with dry pasta, then boil

>>695011804
this

>>695011216
this

fucking low iq faggot op retard

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>>695011804
Why the fuck do you want it to be frozen? Are you Amerifats not able to think?

>>695011108
It's pretty easy,although a bit tedious.

1.Boil the pasta and the minced pig snouts/hooves & hairs,

2,puncture the pig bits with a toothpick.

3.(the tedious part) attach one end of the noodle to the toothpick and carefully thread it through one of the holes

4.???

5.Delicious pasta dogs.

>>695011637
mobile peasant

>>695011108
I have done it its not worth the effort and takes a really long time

Its ok with a little pepper&salt and a little butter but not at all worth the effort

>>695011804
>>695011463


[your place for bait.jpg]

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>>695011108
spaghetti is pretty hard when it's first picked from the tree

>>695011108
boil spaghetti, cook sausages, throw both into a blender and hope for the best.
repeat untill desired outcome is achieved.

>>695012555
kek

>>695012312
yeah but hotdogs are frozen

>>695011216
it's harder than it looks

You guys dont seem to undertstand how weak spaghetti is and how it cant go through frozen hotdogs

>>695011108
Why the fuck would kangaroofuckingfags mix hot dogs and spaghetti?

Gutter filth of humanity, Australia needs to be glassed. Disgusting shitbags.

>>695012914
Dumb ass just freeze the spaghetti.

>>695012768
Yeah so freeze the spaghetti retard. Fight fire with fire and ice with ice

>>695011108
am I the only one that thinks this looks absolutely disgusting ? I am sure it taste good but it looks awful.

>>695011746
Yeah, theistic here. I can vouch for that. Satan supposedly has fucking rad meal skills.

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>>695011463
I-i.....

>>695011108
It's pretty easy and it took me 30 minutes to make including stabbing the spaghetti through the doggos. (4 peeps)

>cut hot dogs in slices about an inch or a little bit shorter
>stab 3-4 noodalinis at once through (saves you a LOT of time and not one snapped when i did it)
>boil and make sauce while doing so
>????
>profit
>spajoinkles in the dogsies done

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>>695011216

I don't even know who's trolling who anymore. Is it OP? Is it this guy is pretending to not know that OP is trolling? Is it me pretending to not know that both are trolling? Double reverse trolled.

>>695013211
You're an idiot you cant cut frozen hotdogs that easily, let alone stick spaghetti through it

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>>695012768
look @ step 1
>>695012312
minced pig snouts,hooves & hairs are what you refer to as "hotdogs"

also,how can they be frozen if they're hot?

>>695013138
No its not good at all it tastes funny and wrong.

>>695011804
Why the fuck do you freeze hotdogs? Are you fucking stupid

Who the fuck freezes hotdogs Amerifats? You just storing hotdogs and shit? Cut a fucking hot dog in 4 to 6 parts, then fucking stab the little pieces of fucking meat with the spaghetti and drop those fuckers in some boiling water for 15 minutes... Fucking dense...

>>695013532
No hotdogs are frozen. you're the stupid one saying you can stick spaghetti through frozen hot dogs

>>695013413
the ancient mantra of /b/:

trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling
trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling et cetera ad infinitum

>>695013416
Ah yes i am sorry:
>step 0: DONT FREEZE YOUR FUCKING HOT DOGS RETARDS

>>695011108
Gr8 b8 m8... NOT.

>>695013684
do you know what a hotdog on a bun is you inbred

>>695013684
Americans don't freeze hot dogs, this guy is just a fucking retard

>>695013684
where the fuck do you buy unfrozen hotdogs from you fucking dirty foreigner

>>695013684

we prepare for the race war and freeze lots of hot dogs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv9bZP0jMwM

>>695013532
Well I can't just leave thawed hot dogs in the top of the toilet. That might work with thawing frozen bologna, but not for hot dog preservation.

>>695013726
You don't freeze hot dogs, you refrigerate them

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>>695013912
from the oven after i pay it $5 to thaw my frozen hot dogs

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Here you go

>>695014200
that cant be fucking real those are frozen they arent even in the water yet

people still eat hotdogs in 2016?

>>695011463
this

this threat is full of retards

>>695014036
They have pork and beef and stuff. They have to be frozen, silly.

>>695011463
they cant be hot and frozen at the same time

>>695014200
top one doesn't look anything like the bottom. fake and gay.

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>>695011108
ta da

>>695011108

jet fuel cannot melt steel beams either, get over it

>>695011216
This is how it's made but it's not worth it. the noodles inside the dog don't cook at the same rate as the noodles outside the dog

If this thread was a person, it definitely would've killed itself by now

>>695014392
I just fucking tried it. Broken spaghetti all over the counter because you seem to think frozen hot dogs can have spaghetti run through them. My husband was screaming at me to stop, so I beat him in a drug fueled rage. He's just sitting there with that pathetic desolate look on his face. Why are you doing this to me, 4chan?! Why?!

>>695014916
Well, that fucked up. He should be the one beating you. Why is your husband such a pussy, femanon?

At least you have the common sense to be in the kitchen. Too bad you can't cook though.

>>695014916
Thank you for agreeing with me

>>695011804
Kek

Somebody needs to screencap this thread. This shit is quality troll meme.

>>695015166
>that's
excuse me

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>>695011108
>he doesn't have a pasta needle for threading spaghetti into hotdogs

>>695011108
THIS IS BLASPHEMY! ALLAHU AKHBAR, JIHAD, JIHAD!

>>695011216
Why would someone go through all this work to make flaccid dick noodles

>>695014200
where's the ketchup?

>>695014916
why are you such a faggot

inspertacoooook knows how to do it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb8jaSodhaI

>>695015533
Checked and Kek'd

>>695015603
how did that motherfucker unfreeze his hotdogs

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>>695015603
it would be nice if it was in english

>>695015701
Fucking magic you faggot, that's how.

>>695011108
Honestly, are you new to the internet or something?

Obviously he stuck the stiff pasta noodles into the cut up hot dog chunks and cooked them at the same time.

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>>695015701
i found a quick instructional video on how to unfreeze hotdogs for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZlf7kmHSPA

>>695015820
fuck off you cuck everyone knows magic doesnt exist

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>>695011463
The most unnerving thing about this is that I'm not entirely convinced it's a bait

>>695016007
You shut your trap you newfag scrub. You obviously never took wizard class in high school or you'd know how to use magic. Fuckin retard.

>>695015989
i feel like she's angry at me

>>695016369
thats because i had friends in highschool you fucking nerd

>>695015744
this

>>695015533
underrated post

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>>695011108
i figured it out in less than 5 seconds

>>695012555
Kek.

Woke my wife up when I lol'd at that.

>>695016519
Who gives a shit about making friends in highschool. It's not like you'll see them later on in life. And if you do it's either because your a mooch or a druggie drop out. At least I have a future life for myself and make more than you. Have fun flipping burgers at McDonalds ya dipshit.

>>695015989
that poor fucking cat

>>695012270
I'm a brit fag you bloody wanker. We eat all our sausage casings frozen.

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>>695016903
A 6 foot pillow isn't a wife

>>695016940
why did you get so offended? Is it true?

>>695017029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03NVOwAypO0

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>>695011108
It is what the others said. Get the power of Satan and a bad on your loved ones.


I have this shit after every workout. Call me God, if you will.

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>>695011108
CGI

>>695017032
A 6' pillow wouldn't have told me to STFU and go to sleep.

>>695017235
Tell me this at least how did you unfreeze your hotdogs?

>>695017235
>and a bad on your loved ones

i'm sorry what?

>>695017049
No... Why would it matter? It's not like I wanted friends anyways. Highschool is dumb and everybody makes it seem like you have to make the most of it.

>>695017381
stop pretending like the voices in your head exist

>>695017235
>after every workout
Working out doesn't mean just walking in the grocery store without your scooter, you fat fuck

>>695017647
I was just joking bro sorry for triggering you

>>695011108
Hahahahahaha never change, /b/tards

Too pure for this world.
I'm going back to my home board happy now

>>695017770
where would that be?

>>695017755
i see you double dubs

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>>695017414
Run water over them for a minute or too then microwave for 15 seconds. Ez

>>695017926
is that alfredo sauce

>>695017755
It's fine, really. I just hated high school. Fucking kids man. They can be real tools. They talk to you in highschool and act all nice but the minute you graduate they say their busy but you see on social media if them all hanging out together.

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>>695015989
I'm fascinated. Why would anyone make a video of thawing hot dogs? Why would anyone watch it? I mean even if you're retarded enought not to figure out yourself how it's done, why would you think it's better to watch a 10 minute video instead of just asking someone? You would have to be literally retarded (or really really really stoned) to need this video. Did she make a video for retards?

>>695018028
garlic parmesan sauce

shits SOOO cash

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>>695018028
How could it be alfredo sauce if it's frozen?

>>695017669
I wish they were in my head...a lot cheaper that way.

>>695012555
Cec'd

1. Put spaghetti and hotdogs under a bucket
2. Heat the bucket
3. Spaghetti has nowhere to escape so they drill through the hotdogs

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>>695018159
your making my mouth water

>>695018184
beat your husband some more. that might help the hotdogs thaw.

>>695018291
stop buying things for your pretend wife

sit on them

>>695011108
You cut up a hotdog, stick uncooked spaghetti through the pieces of cut up hotdog, then you boil it in water until the pasta is cooked.

>>695015194
and post it where?

>>695018612
If I had a pretend wife, I'd have more sex than I get now.

>>695018793
I'm waiting for the next response, these keep getting better and better.

>>695018793
tell your right hand that if it doesn't start putting out more you'll start cheating with your left

>>695019078
but that's immoral!

Flips do dis. They cook frozen hotdog to thaw it

>>695011108
Jus one of the many stages of making a plumbus OP

>>695013532
Not OP but my grandma freezes them when she buys them because I don't like them and she only has one at a time, I think it's to keep them fresh

>>695019365
Op wasnt saying hotdogs were frozen

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>>695018529
>not getting it was a kekker

>>695019259
divorce her. make sure the blade is sharp before you separate.

To ensure that the hotdogs isn't raw, is it ok to grill then, then stick the noodles in and proceed to boil. Raw hotdogs are nasty

>>695018452
wanna know what else is watering?

>>695019861
i'm probably going to regret this, but yeah.

My skin curls when I see this pic

>>695019728
i'm just trying to help thaw out the hotdogs

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>>695019078
If I cheat on my wife, I'm pretty sure I would be getting divorced. ..but if I'm going to cheat, it's going to be with a hot Asian girl.

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>>695020301
oooooh, anon-san yu! hav such big rong wida penis for my tight asian hore.

>>695016978
That's the reason you left the EU, because you are retarded.

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>>695011108
It's easy if you know the secret.
You need a capri-sun drink straw - they're just big enough for spaghetti to fit through.

1) stab through the hot dog slice with the straw, then either blow through the straw to clear it, or shove a wire through it to clear the hotdog gunk out of the straw

2) feed the spaghetti through the straw, you can suck through the other end of it to speed this step up a bit

3) carefully slip the straw out of the hot dog slice whilst tugging on the spaghetti a little so it stays in place, when the straw starts to come out, the hot dog straw-hole will contract and grasp the spaghetti in place - we're working with all slippery mother fuckers here - no room for mistakes

4) you have to repeat this for each slice, for each strand of spaghetti

???

profit

>>695011463
Freeze the spaghetti.

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>>695022149
It's easier to freeze the hot dog slice and then use a drill to put the holes in it.
You can also spiral the hot dog and feed the spaghetti lengthwise through the helix, then when it contracts back it will grasp the spaghetti in what were once the holes that were spiralled out of it like pic related.

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What is even going on in this thread

>>695022802
Freeze the drill

>>695022928
put spaghetti around the drill bit and freeze it

>>695020251
happy smiley mr hemmerhiod desu

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>>695011108
Retarded

>>695011463
What a fucking idiot haha
Autism

>>695011463
freeze spaghetti

Melt the hotdogs until the become a liquid then throw in spaghetty, freeze it and then cut it into those shapes.

>all these people falling for a simple photoshop

Jesus Christ, I remember when /B/ used to be good.

>>695011108
obvious bait

>>695011108
>>695011216
>>695011463
SOMEONE FUCKING SCREENCAP THESE THREE POSTS

>>695017647
Yeah, this guy did not have friends in high school.

>or ever

>>695026531
u

>>695026455
said obvious b8

>>695011463
Help a bro out an explain why this comment got so much attention.
What if he'd said, "but hot dogs have armor plating"?
It would've been ignored. I know because I'm an experienced oldfag.

>>695027213
I'm on mobile nigger

>>695011463
Boil the hot dogs

>>695027411
what're on a fucking flip phone?

>>695026531
What a retard.

>>695011108
It's called Scientology OP

>>695026531
Why, its not even funny, its probably all op

>>695011108

Yes

>>695011108
it's like when you fap and you are hard and you are limp afterwards. Do that with a poliestirene plank and be amazed

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Alright faggots insomnia.

> be me

> Learn about CIA black ops around Cuba, purposely bombing the shit out of and poisoning their food supply to make socialism look suck, selling abnormal ball bearings guised as Cuban products to make socialism look suck

> attempt/ enforce the starvation of a nation to prove a point that (now I think probably wouldn't have happenned on it's own)

> ussr/russia, nazi germs does suck, like cia except bluntly killing instead of taking out crops nshyt

> invade iraq because Saddam had nothing to do with 9/11 or nuclear weapons (can u rally know wtf is going on before a few decades pass?)

> just did some math

>Mao's great leap backward and cultural revolution; less % of nations pop died as result than our great depression and potato famine,

> agitated when realize safer in communist China than capitalist slums

> rich white Cubans leaving Cuba for more luxuries seen by us as political refugees while Mexicans and Nicaraguan fleeing machetes and death squads seen as wanting 'economic opportunity' (not capitalism faultin their country's)

Explain to me why I should give a Fuck about politics anymore.

I don't even think capitalism or communism makes a difference anymore. Psychos will be psychos.

All the great powers are basically dickheads and I can't feel bad for Kennedy anymore, middle east sucks.

Fuck politics what the hell does anyone know?

>muh guns, muh wife, muh truck, muh kids, muh buddies

I think that's all I give a Fuck about anymore. No longer a patriot, let the ignoramus immature political science majors play their shitty games and just wory about protecting yourself and family.

Prove me wrong faggots.

Error when I try to thread

>>695028160
sure we might have poisoned the country's food and water, but they could never did it to us, so who's the greater power here?
also
>less % of nations pop died as result than our great depression and potato famine
the great depression was a global ordeal, but the potato famine was an irish problem, so unless you're talking about ireland as the capitalist center of the world, don't lump my US of A in with them

>>695011108
looks shooped to me

drill holes in hotdog with clean 2mm drillbit, then carefully thread pasta through..

kinda a long process but obviously some people can bother doing it for the pic

>>695014289

Top cuck

>>695011463
I assume you thaw them before you stick the spaghetti in.

>>695013034
implying australia needs that disgusting bullshit when we have the greatest cuisine ever, meat pies with fosters, fuck off amerifat

>>695015194
>can't put spaghetti thru frozen hotdog

>don't freeze them

>yeah but u can't put spaghetti thru frozen hotdog

siply ebin Xd sum1 screncap 4 readit !!!11

2/10 for making me reply

>>695011216
/thread

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>>695029966
>australia
>cuisine
Choose one kangaroo nigger.

>>695011108
Magnets

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>mfw this thread

>>695022928
freeze the freezer

>>695012914
Weak spaghetti can't penetrate froze dogs in exactly the same way that jet fuel can't melt steel beams!

its magic

this thread is a good reason why i love 4chan

>>695014602
Noodles? Are trolling me? It's spaghetti you disgusting fat cunt. How do Americans get to be this stupid with just one head? I mean, you'd need several heads and all of them would have to have the Downs to come anywhere close to being this stupid.

>you stick raw spaghetti through chunks of hot dog and then boil the whole thing until the noodles are soft

Thanks, 20 seconds of googling.

I expect this thread will now immediately disappear.

>>695026531
what is this? Tumblr comedy? Kill yourself

>>695033051
But how do you stick raw spaghetti through frozen hot dogs? I don't think that's possible. Your source is retarded.

>>695033604

now you're just being retarded on purpose

>>695033604
He didn't say frozen hot dogs you fucking idiot

>>695033712
>>695034122
>retarded
>idiot
Watch your language please.

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>>695034641

>using the R word

You really are an a**hole you know that?

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>>695034943

Hotdogs are processed meat. They simply pack it with the spaghetti noodles inside.

>>695034943
retard

>>695011463
This will be in a "Greatest of 4chan" thead someday