ITT: we all live in an underground bunker
>>695003925
why?
>>695003925
I call the job of tendie tender. We will not starve.
I brought the mountain house, I have the power. Will exchange food for boipucci
i brought power
Which one of you degenerates fucking farted?
I heard the Jews hid in here in ww2
>>695004937
if it smelt like dog semen it was me
Are you fucking kidding me? We only have one bathroom and someone smeared shit on the god dammed wall. Whos gonna clean this up?
>>695005047
I'll hang out by the door and make sure jews and niggers stay out then.
which one of you dropped these dubs?
>>695005818
You mean these
Da fuck is that smell? Oh, that's me...sorry....
Just ate 30 hard boiled eggs and I already clogged the shitter
>>695005818
>>695006052
Both y'all are liars
>>695005664
Besides the gay ass idea to take the photo, the earrings, the optic, the gay patches and shitty looking holster, he's got the right idea with the BCM rifle.
>>695006435
No me. Check em
>>695006639
Boi
>>695005818
I did.
How much food do we have
>>695005664
https://youtu.be/4TYv2PhG89A
>>695007062
Just one can of beans left
>>695007589
We've only been here for like 15 minutes
>>695007589
no that's gone too james heated them up and shoved them up his ass.
>>695006526
pls no hate on sig romeo line I r big sig fanboi and this hurts my feelings. The holster is shit though no wonder they give it away for free with P320s, I normally carry iwb crossbreed.
>>695007062
>>695007997
We're doomed.
>>695007589
*pulls gun*
Give me the beans faggot
WHO ATE MY FUCKING TWIX BAR I HID IT IN MY PILLOW ON PURPOSE YOU SNEAKY FAT FUCKS
>>695006700
Found em!
>>695008270
Dude the bunker has 3 rooms, sleeper, shitter, cooker, we got bored
Hey guys, I brought a box of these cool jackets, would anyone like to have one?
>>695008270
Jokes on you. I was looking to eat your pillow but I found the twix instead
Someone is knocking on the hatch, can someone see who it is?
>>695003925
I run the generators in the basement because I'm a power bottom.
>>695005818
it was me
>>695008561
Was it you who took a bite out of my shoes?
What pleasure do you get from eating inedible things?
already do
I'm always watching.
>>695005664
Can we let this one in? He can be our mascot.
I'm not gay. You just have the most feminine ass, sorry. Now bend over.
>>695009032
One can't be picky during the apocalypse.
*goes mad and eats his own arm*
>>695009032
Jokes on you i have irritable bowel syndrome and i just ate some beans i found in the tub.
>>695004937
I took a shit in the air purifier, but i dont fuckin fart down here.
>>695009149
Certainly not. One mustn't. Every young boy must offer up his ass for the sexual betterment of the group.
>>695005818
My bad man
>>695003925
Who farted?
>>695005818
Sorry I'll pick em up
>>695009229
I took apart someone's alarm clock, put shit in there and put it back together.
That's what he gets for changing the channel while i was watching Spongebob.
>>695005818
Ah, I've had a hole in my pocket. Gotta fix that
>>695009223
Dear boy, that's what the enema bag is for. We'll get you nice and clean before my stiff little soldier breeches your fort.
>>695009466
Dude, first you take my dubs, then you mess with my shit? I was saving that for jenk.
>>695005818
My bad
>>695009622
no no i put my own shit in your alarm clock, billy took your shit.
Who the fuck drew a swastika in black sharpie on the kitchen door?
>>695008883
No niggers in the bunker, it smells bad enough with all these faggots farting.
Hey guys i found some secret tunnel behind that bookcase that noone uses
wat du?
>>695008712
Those weren't leather? Oh well. Don't ask what happened to your wallet.
>>695009962
Well maybe if we had something to eat besides canned beans WE WOULDN'T BE STINKING UP THE PLACE.
>>695003925
That looks pretty comfy
>>695010069
Fart in it
>>695009741
Hey, lets kill billy, then we can get some fresh meat.
>>695010349
Im Vegan so i dont think this is going to work out
>>695010416
shut the fuck up billy
>>695010416
lets just kill you then
>>695010416
If we eat vegans does that count towards our vegetable intake?
Anyone got some beer
I curl up in my blanket on my bed and try to pass the time by sleeping.
>>695003925
Any of you faggots up for some gameshpere
Jessie, you can fuck off. This is my corner, as the scrolls foretold.
>>695003925
>ITT: we all live in an underground bunker
No shit.
And your parents pay the rent, you loser NEETs.
>>695010612
there's toilet wine, it's terrible though.
>>695008559
when you instantly think shreck
>>695010612
We could try to make some out of the baked beans
>>695005137
think it was peter cos he wrote peter was here with shit
>>695009922
Oops
>>695003925
Now I didn't bring any necessities such as water, meat, power tools etc, buuutt I brought cookies and love!~ \o/
Can I stay guys? Pleeeeeaaaaassseee??
I have heard your complaints, I will draw up another masturbation roster for the storeroom. Clearly the one size fits all approach doesn't work, as some of us masturbate more frequently than others.
>>695011011
Have my children
>>695011087
About fucking time, we've been in here for almost an hour.
>>695003925
Has anyone seen my peanut butter packets?
>15th year in, all TP and paper towels are gone
>Taco bell is all thats left for food
>All toilets are broken
Anarchy
Ayy yooo fam we finna turn up boiiiii
where the white girls at?
>>695011222
no
>>695011292
NIGGGGGGERS
WHO STOLE MY FUCKING HAND LOTION
>>695010714
I am
ITS SO SPHERICAL!
>>695011167
We don't have enough food or resources to support any children in this bunker. To be safe, and to keep the sanity of the men, she will be permitted to stay in the bunker with us.
But she will be chained up and prevented from carrying any child to term. She will serve one purpose only.
guys shhhh my nephew's trying to sleep keep it down
>>695008559
"On all levels except physical, I am a Tunnel Snake"
>>695008559
Tunnel Snakes Rule!
>>695011590
making jokes?
>>695008559
I've got a tunnel snake
I got the freeze dried ice cream you niggers.
>>695008569
UH OH
ITS GIGGA NIGGA
>>695012316
DONT FUCKIN LET HIM IN
>THEYRE DROPPING THE NUKES
That's a nice ass bunker dude
Guys,I've been hiding in the corner all this time,eating canned beans and raw cabbage. The bombs are dropping and I fart when I'm nervous. I don't know if there's enough gas masks for all o ya.
>*nervously hands out cookie to everyone
I-I h-hope you guys like them...
t--t-t-t-t-tell me h-how they taste, okay?
>>695012024
Baking cookies, actually.
Hey guys it's your neighbor Vladimir. Let me in
>>695012964
Go home knock off Brittany Spears
also
>WHO THE FUCK LET A GIRL IN
>>695013157
Ew jew get him out