>>694988779
Post tits pic faggot

Someone help this bro I don't have good advice. I've cucked my relationship with my cheating whore girlfriend. My advice probably isn't good.

>>694989220
Nope, sorry. Won't do that, just cruel.

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>>694989280
Ouch. Dump that shit and get someone who is loyal, you don't seem very happy about it.

>>694989395
Double bump & I am very indifferent. She's joined the military and is trying to change her life for me she says, And is in Basic training. It's only the Navy, but after being in the Army I don't want to send her a dear Jane letter and fuck up her life, albeit every day I love her and imagine ripping out her throat, I'll see what the future brings.

>>694988779
OP, she's probably nervous about the wheelchair. Tell her how you feel about her and how much she means to you, and tell her you want to fuck and it's totally okay if it doesn't go well, because you're both mature enough to retain your friendship because that's what you value most about her.
Then help her get over the fear she probably has of fucking and not enjoying it or always having to do all the work or hurting you or it being awkward or anything else.

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>>694989395
Totally understandable, you just gotta realize when it has gone too far.(Not saying it has, just when/IF the moment has come, you've got to realize that things arent going to change.)

>>694990133
Do this OP

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>>694990133
Yes, you bring very valid points to the table, and I've thought about them all.

She is DEFINITELY nervous about the wheelchair, when we took MDMA we talked for a bit, and if you've ever taken MDMA you know that first timers almost always tells the truth.
She said something like "Boyfriend and girlfriend? that'd be so hard! we'd need to hold hands and such, and that's really hard when we're out walking" which it is, but me and my friends who had all taken md told her like "no, a relationship doesn't consist of holding hands, bla bla bla." I also told her how much she meant to me and so on, she took some distance the first day it felt like, but later sent a snap asking me to hang out, which was a positive sign.

I've also told her that i'll do WHATEVER I can in bed, i'd go down on her and so on, and I do think that even though I can't use my legs, the sex would be decent/great.

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>>694990133
Forgot to mention I also told her something such as "If we fuck, and nothing comes out of it, so be it, i'd still like to be her friend and nothing would be changed in our relationship, I do however think she will get nervous about "us" and fuck something up, but I think shes a mature girl and would be able to handle it without a problem, she just has to realize it, am I wrong?

>>694990342
I agree. And I've voiced firmly that it will be the last mistake she'd ever make again, and being out in the civilian life again, my punishment won't be as severe as it would've been so she probably doesn't take it lightly. I do love her, and I believe she loves me, and clearly more than I do her. I've just reached the point where I only life for us. I don't know what I like anymore, and nothing interests me. I work, I eat, shit, sleep, repeat but without the brother hood and discipline of before. I guess I just don't care about life anymore so her infraction disappointed me more than anything. I don't know how to explain it, but I selfishly keep her around. Even though it benefits her more.

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>>694991413
Hmm, to me it definitely sounds like a tricky situation, but you obviously aren't happy with the way things are right now. I think you need to evaluate the situation and deem it, if it's worth keeping her and feeling like shit, or if it's finally time to leave her and focus on yourself, pick up a hobby, meet new girls, new opportunities.

btw, please do bump the thread if you're lurking, don't want it to die as I need some mad advice about this situation.

>>694991724
Op hes right. I'm 40 let me tell you how this goes. Tell her how you feel if nothing then leave her be and stop killing yourself and move On.

>>694991724
Wub wub wubump.

I agree, I have calculated though that since I have no interest in anything and nothing is coming my way I don't know what benefit it would be to call it off. Then I'd have nothing to live for with no sex from someone that cares for me more than I care for anyone else combined. I hope you get your situation fixed though, you're definitely on better relationship road than I was. My step grandfather was a quadriplegic when my grandmother met him and they were together until he died 20 something years later.

>>694992052
I've never had a relationship (Original OP) I was just airing my thoughts in this comment
>>694991724
but yeah, I think he should dump her.

>>694992534
Thing is, if you think that way, you'd never get anywhere in life.
I thought so too, I was like "I'm a fucking cripple, who wants me? No one. Why would they choose a cripple over a fully functional dude, but then realised that you have to take opportunities and risks. You've got to live life man, don't waste your years. It does indeed seem that I'm on a decent road atm, I just want to get close to her and see what develops between us, the waiting and the insecurity is the hardest parts.

>>694992948
Indeed, insecurity is a killer.

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>>694993365
It's so fucking har dot understand what she wants, sometimes she seems like she'd like to fuck, but sometimes not. I don't know. After I made out with her we talked about it the day after, she said I was solid (My first time ever kissing and making out, so that was pretty surprising). While we were making out I had my hands inside her panties, stroking her ass and butthole, she didn't mind at all, just got really horny.

I'd like to make out with her when we're sober, but I don't know how.

>>694993838
I think you should tell her your feelings, but my advice isn't reliable since I never had a gf

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>>694993838
bump, don't let thread die plez, bump if lurking pl0x

>>694994708
>lurking
Bump

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>>694994657
I have told her my feelings, but never get anything back, don't know if it's insecurity or if she doesn't like me like that, because she sends out different vibes all the time.
For example, i'd never make out with someone I didn't think was attractive for an hour, nor would I sit in their lap, I wouldn't send nudepics through snapchat either, ESPECIALLY not if this person printscreened one of them, and then send another one five minutes later after some convincing. I know shes not a slut seeing as how we hang out everyday and she'd tell us if she met a dude.

Jeez... This is so fucking complicated.

>>694995196
Cmon now boys, advice!

>>694995196
I think she likes you but she's scared of the wheelchair. Tell her in the future electrical chair will be as fast as cars and boom

>>694996153
Yeah, I also think she likes me, I know that comment was mostly a joke, but I don't want those electric wheelchairs, they're so big and clumsy, makes me feel more disabled than I actually am.

pretty sure friends dont send each other pictures of their private parts. there was a time when "friend" meant something. today its a fog filled grey...

>>694996470
Exactly, but she's so afraid to take it further. But yeah, I agree fully, a man and a female who are only friends does not send eachother titpics and dickpics etc.

>>694996347
Don't you get tired of spinning the wheel tho ?

Sorry if it offended you bro not intended

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>>694997327
Nah, I need the excercise. Plus, it's quite fun, and when I get tired, my friends to roll me around ;p

Don't worry about offending me, I'm not easily offended.

Bump if someone is lurking pls.

>>694997753
You're pretty nice mate hope it works out for you

>>694998526
Thank you my brother, I wish you the best of luck in your romances too :)

>>694999835
Quints

>>695000195
Close ;)

>>695000677
if lurking, bump pls.

>>695000677
Dubs

>>695001241
Still me and you bud

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>>695001634
She woke up now, going out to meet up for a joint, tips to what to say if the moment it right? Looks like it's only gonna be us alone.

Proof that you're in a wheelchair, cripple OP.

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>>695002423
Okay, newfriend. That is not proof. We need a timestamp. Write down the time, date, and /b/ on it for full proof. Then, I shall give advice.

>be 39

>>695003220
Cba getting a pen, i'll include the J i rolled in the next pic.

>>695001902
She's playing u bro. Some girls like to have someone wrapped around their finger. They like the power; the control. They get off to it. Don't know if you watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia but it's like when Dennis fakes being Brian Lafev and "gets off" to it; just different. No offense but you're and easy target. You're in a wheelchair, which probably damaged your self esteem. This would make it really easy for a girl to do this to you. Girls like this like fucking with peoples' emotions. In fact, I know one in real life.

>>695004442
Red flag, she'll do shit with you but won't go all the way cuz you're her "best friend."

Omg

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>>695003220
Found a pen

>>695004442
Not an impossibility tbh. Might be like that.

>>695004686
>>695004442
Why would someone do that to a wheelchair guy it's cruel and heartless

>>695004858
It will 404 it was my pleasure op. I wish you best in life mate, shall we meet another time

>>695004873
The reason why I don't think it's that way is because shes a really sweet girl, towards EVERYONE. She doesn't do this to other dudes, seeing as how me and my siblings are the only people she hangs out with, literally.
But I don't know, it might be the case, it might not. I hope not, I know i'll find a lot of golddiggers soon, seeing as how i'm going to get 285k euros from my insurance and she knows this too, so she gains nothing from doing this, that's the thing. I won't let her abuse me for my money, i'm not stupid.

>>695005523
May I ask where are you from

>>695005419
It got bumped quite far up now. I'll create a new thread in the evening if it 404s.

>>695005807
Denmark, why?

>>695004873
Some people are cruel and heartless. Depending on how cruel and heartless you are it might be even more satisfying.

Advise to OP:
See where this goes. Maybe she's not fucking with you. But if she does more shit with you and then pulls another "but you're my best friend" line on you then she's probably just playing you. It is possible though like someone else said that she's afraid of the commitment to the chair, but you'll have to feel that out for yourself. Just don't be a chump.

>>695005523
Also I see, keep control if your finances. Pretty important, you seem like a emotionally balanced person

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You gotta ask her out like a man and take her to dinner at a nice italian restaurant and buy a bottle of fucking pinot noir and then take her home (or she'll take you home cuz ur crippled) and then u fuck.

>>695005923
Denmark is nice I follow a danish guy on periscope. Just for interest, I asked. I guess it's better there then us sincr you get healthcare and other benefits I presume

>>695005923
>>695006285
I'm from Brazil btw

>>695004858
OP, ever tried swimming?
Being completely serious, not a dick/joke at all
My cousins boyfriend had a terrible accident, went fishing and line got caught in a tree, he was a huge outdoors guy and he climbed up to get it, and the limb he was on shattered, he fell and broke his back, and his friend went to pick him up not knowing that was the worst thing that could happen. His spinal cord severed and he was stuck paralyzed from the waste down, and one day he went swimming.
He said after swimming 3-4 days 2 hours a day, he could wiggle his toes and had some small feeling in his feet. He's progressed a lot doing it, and they told him it could eventually get even better. Still can't move his thighs or calves but they're saying he might kver time with therapy, water aerobics, shit like that. Try it out man, maybe good things will come.

>>695006385
Also the future seems bright for new techs

>>695006579
Yeah they come up with new shit every day, that's one of the reasons he keeps going is because he thinks if he advances and some surgery comes out he might make it

>>695006027
Definitely, if we make out and she pulls the best friend card i'm just going to tell her straight up that either we get "intimate" or nothing at all, cuz only kissing and making out all the time doesn't work for me.

>>695006036
Yeah, absolutely, i'd say i'm emotionally balanced and so would everyone I hang out with.

>>695006068
Sounds like a good plan, could work. None of us has cars tho, and we live in a shit town, but I guess theres some decent restaurants around.

>>694988779
Dont push it anon, as longas you have her attention you are doing it right, you will make love tothis girl when the time is right, and it will be the most amazing experience of your life. Dont try to rush it, no matter what she calls you, she loves you, she just needs to come to the realization for herself. Just be good to her, care more about her happiness than your own and you could marry this girl someday.

>>695006285
Yeah, definitely good benefits and healthcare here.
>>695006381
Oh, cool! Good weather 24/7, mad jelly
>>695006385
Yeah, I used to swim regularly when I was younger, most people were shocked I could swim by myself, but as I said earlier, i'm very independent, unfortunately I haven't swam in the later years tho because it did nothing for me except for a fun way to exercise.
>>695006579
Definitely does.

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>>695006027
>some people are cruel and heartless
>on /b/

>>695004858
Timestamp is good. So here's my advice to you.

Fuck her right in the pussy. It's the only way.

Otherwise, this is my advice to you...

Don't trust women. They are the enemy, and you should treat them like the enemy. Don't trust your penis, it is their weapon of choice. Wait until you can find the one enemy that you can sit at the same table with.

That doesn't mean she won't be an enemy later, it just means she isn't at the time.

Godspeed, /b/rother

>>695007033
Thing is, if shes just stringing me along for the fun of it, I think i'm going to fucking break, because the feelings i've developed for this girl when we took MDMA together is fucking insane. The MDMA really taught me to learn to know myself and my feelings towards everyone. I don't know what to do, can't lose this girl :/

Don't talk it out. When it gets physical and intimate just go for it. Make out leads to boogie touching... Unclasp bra, slide down south. Get her so horny that the body takes over and her confused brain can shut the fuck up so you can get laid.

Also have you tried hitting her with "how many chances are you gonna get to fuck in a wheel chair?" Nailing a cripple can be spun as a bucket list type privilege that only you can provide, if you can be convincing. Good luck.

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>>695007554
just because you cant find happiness doesnt mean you have to stop others from finding it.

fag

>>695007746
Plus, seeing as how it's the first time I actually made out with a girl, my feelings got...stronger(?) Don't know if it makes sense.

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>>694988779
women only care about ambisious guys with lifegoals and a healthy dose of selfasteem. although having legs is more benefitual, you dont need em. its 2016 dude. this lad on the pick is total limb less (almost kek), and check wife. point is, if he can do it, so can you. and i dont think he has asked /b/ for advise. chances are she might like you because you are who you are, not how you aproach

>>695007946
Thing is, i'm too fucking afraid, shes WAAAY out of my league, and she might get creeped out. It never gets physical unless we talk about it :/

>>695008108
Yeah, that dude is a fucking boss, love that guy

>>695008249
there are no leagues faggot you're not in highschool anymore. There's what you want and what you're willing to do to get it. Stop thinking in terms of she's too good for me because that kind of self pity will keep you jerking off to her pictures at night instead of actually making a move.

>>695008577
My man, it's hard. Having been in a wheelchair my whole life which has led to bad self esteem (Privately, people think i'm pretty dope, and most people start liking me instantly) But for some reason I put women on pedestals, I need to stop doing this, I know.

>>695007985
I'm happy. It's called life advice.

>>695008856
By privately I mean people doesn't know I have bad self esteem, I seem pretty sure about my shit when I interact with people, but I have trouble connecting with new girls, not dudes.

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>>695008108
>>695008249
gettin creds on /b/: lifegoal achived

>>695008249
Wait, so you have to ask and have an open forum before you stick your tongue down her mouth? Sounds like you need to figure out how to smoothly get physical... Pay attention to body language, and set up situations where it can happen more naturally. (E.g. Movies in bed, sit close on couch, ask her to rub magic walking lotion on your nude thighs, etc)
If she's kissed you once, she'll kiss you again. It's a rule, or it should be cuz it always rings true. Once the initial tongue handshake is made, that means she finds you attractive sexually so fucking figure out the way to get her more aroused so you can put your hard? Peepee in her and... vibrate? Shake her body with your arms? Tie strings to your thighs so you can control your hips like some kind of weird half-puppetmaster?

>>695009049
if i was in a wheelchair I'd have low self esteem too, but you've made it clear unless you're fantasizing that this girl is really into you. I used to have major depressive disorder for years. I got through it. It's nothing compared to what you've gone through, but my point is that if you start thinking a certain way your mind will follow suit.

>>695009233
woops sorry, wrong post
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>>695008451

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>>695007383
Well Brazil is pretty big and I live in the south. Winter is fog 24/7 rain and kinda cold. I'm not on my city right now

>>695007554
I never had a gf can I get some advice, how do we know you're knowledgeable about this business sir

>>695009322
No, we have made out for like 20 minutes a couple of days ago, whilst we were making out I had my hands down her panties stroking her ass, but nothing more than that.

>>695009554
Makes sense, but how is Brazil? seen videos on liveleak etc, seems like a pretty damn brutal country, how is it for the average person?

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>>694988779

Ok, OP. I'm gonna be real with you.
First of all, there's no such thing as the friendzone. There's only such a thing as the "you're too ugly/not confident/poor/socially unacceptable" zone. Based on your story, you're not in it. Sure, the making out was on x, but the snapping of the chats wasn't.

Also, the hand-holding thing, that's so minute, put your friends in their place when they say dumb shit.

And get this out-of-league shit out of your head. You've already put her on a pedestal, that was mistake number one. Everyone says "don't put girls on a pedestal," but how does one actually do it? Here's a helpful little exercise that I like to do: know deep in your heart that everyone is basically a shitty person, no exceptions. You'll never put anyone else on a pedestal again. So I'm at "she likes you enough." Am I correct? I hope so too.

She doesn't want it to be weird. You know what girls are attracted to? Normal fucking human beings. You're in a wheelchair. You're already down one. The world sucks. And you're not going for the pity fuck.

Now I don't know what you're like, but if you reek of self-pity, just stop right now, nothing will ever work until you wash that stench out.

Ok, now you're good buddies. You say you chill with her and your siblings a lot. How much do you chill with her one-on-one? Start increasing that. You know what's weird? Making bedroom eyes at someone when their siblings/your bestie are all right there. That's not gonna work.

You already talk about sexual stuff with her, I'm having a hard time understanding how this hasn't already gone further than ass-touching. Keep doing what you're doing, get her away from all your siblings, keep talking about perverted/sexual topics, don't do the fucking pedestal thing, and wash yourself of any self-pity stank.

anon out

>>695008108
Nice colar ring. Guy is champs

>>695009698
I'm 39.

I'm rich.

I've been married twice. Last girl I fucked was 24. She was from tinder.not bad, actually.

I love women, but you have to be able to forget that they're women to talk to them. Don't treat them like your friends, don't treat them like sluts.

Just fucking talk to them. Doesn't have to really about anything. Tell a story, talk about something you like, ask them what they do for fun.

It eventually gets easy and you're in.

Just calm down, they aren't gonna bite you... U less you do it right.

>>695009882
Well I'm on a 10k habitants city ATM so it's chill. On my home it's 1.4m and getting robbed is normal. Just this year 6 people died for their phones or shit around my neighborhood. Btw I'm not poor i live in a great one, all in all I like my city just wish it was safer

>>695010029
Great post.

>And get this out-of-league shit out of your head. You've already put her on a pedestal, that was mistake number one. Everyone says "don't put girls on a pedestal," but how does one actually do it? Here's a helpful little exercise that I like to do: know deep in your heart that everyone is basically a shitty person, no exceptions. You'll never put anyone else on a pedestal again. So I'm at "she likes you enough." Am I correct? I hope so too.
She doesn't know I put her on a pedestal, I sometimes act very douchy towards her, but I know she likes it.

>Now I don't know what you're like, but if you reek of self-pity, just stop right now, nothing will ever work until you wash that stench out.
Hmm, I wouldn't say I reek of self pity, a little bit, but it's not very noticeable unless i'm on drugs(not talking about weed here)

>Ok, now you're good buddies. You say you chill with her and your siblings a lot. How much do you chill with her one-on-one? Start increasing that. You know what's weird? Making bedroom eyes at someone when their siblings/your bestie are all right there. That's not gonna work.
Yeah, I know. I usually dont talk dirty to her while my siblings are there, sometimes I do it, but just for fun.

>You already talk about sexual stuff with her, I'm having a hard time understanding how this hasn't already gone further than ass-touching. Keep doing what you're doing, get her away from all your siblings, keep talking about perverted/sexual topics, don't do the fucking pedestal thing, and wash yourself of any self-pity stank.
Indeed, I can't understand it either.. Every chance I get, I try to get her away from my siblings&friends. I usually talk about sexual topics when i'm with her, and she knows it and enjoys it. Yep, you're right. Need to stop doing the pedestal shit and get rid of my self-pity, people have it worse, who the fuck am I to complain?

>>695010359
Seems solid. Think I need some SSRIs or shit, if you met me you wouldn't tell how anxious faggot I am. I used to do competitive sailing and shit, kitesurfing.

>>695010795
That's fucked up, goddamn psychos in this world man, sucks so badly.

>>695011309
Nooo... Don't drug yourself for the most natural thing for humans to do. Just do it, man.

>>695011342
Nah, the rule of law is shit here. There's a guy who was interviewed on TV after his 40th arrest and he was released again. Ppl don't go in jail here it's a joke, you get 16years for murder and only need to fullfil 6 or some low number

>>695011704
That's so fucked up, wtf...

>>695011949
Well we get used to it, but I get scared as fuck when I need to get out of my apartment

>>695011949
Almost 4 am here think I will sleep. It was a pleasure, you're very nice. I think it will work out for you, hope it does /b/ro

>>695012659
Understandable, it truly is a shame that there is people who just wants to fuck shit up.

>>695012824
Thank you my brother, appreciated, I also hope it will work out. Sleep tight bro, have a good one. Might meet some other time, will probably create more threads :)

>>695013071
Sure do, I will be here tomorrow around same time

Thank you everybody, going to bed now. Cya lataaaaaaah.

>>694989287
OP is not only a cripple now, but a crippled faggot. congratulations OP, you're fucking trash. Why even try and fuck this bitch? can you even feel shit down there?