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>>694964168
Well to pull it off even more, get a full outfit including socks, garter belt, bra, corset and arm socks.
New Discord started today!
https://discord.gg/KXqKZ
Heart
shaped
butts.
>>694964484
oh gosh now i want arm socks, i forgot about those
i wouldnt do full outfit though, i wouldnt wear half of it
>>694964641
Yesss~
>>694964484
>The internet
A place allowing a limitless number of men to dress up like women.
>>694964820
I may have posted an incorrect pic.
>>694964619
that one is too moderated.
gay sex is -> HOT <- and
>>694965119
No you don't.
>>694965119
Are you TAUNTING me!?
>>694965001
Why come?
>>694965042
At least our admins aren't immature little kids
>>694965042
sorry tiger i got carried away with the socks thing i forgot to ask you how you were doing
how are you doing
>>694965884
I mean that his butt wasn't shaped like a heart.
>>694966369
Just relaxing, i finished my coffee and bacon and eggs about 1hr ago and the plates are just sitting in front of me.
Get some socks, ones with black to just above the knee and ruddy red the rest to mid thigh. Sorta like fox colouration.
>>694966371
I like any butts
>>694966788
nice, now I'm hungry
>Get some socks, ones with black to just above the knee and ruddy red the rest to mid thigh. Sorta like fox colouration.
YES that would be cute as fuck
>>694967013
How about bull butts?
>>694967091
Get a foxy tail plug and some ears to complete it :)
>>694967341
Not as much as feminine butts, but I still wouldn't say no.
>>694967562
hnng YES
much want
>>694967697
Feminine are the best.
>>694967697
This tiger would look way better if he had 30lb of muscle on him.
>>694967844
Go buy and dress up for us soup :)
>>694967848
You know it
>>694968409
Yes. Yes I do. No homo tho.
>>694968262
it could take me a while but i just might do that c:
>>694968504
I'm not gay bro
>>694968636
Dont post that shit here unless you want snarf posting it over and over again in an effort to demean you.
>>694968824
Do what this guy says, just do private posts, don't let snarf get a hold of it.
>>694968748
Yeah, me neither.
>>694968985
inbleeb
>>694969427
Have you stuck things up your bum yet?
>>694968985
Didn't know that was possible, how do you do that?
>not having a 4chan premium account
>>694968985
>>694968824
>>694969427
ill keep that in mind, though i dont think i know who snarf is
>>694969736
I mean use somthing other than /b/ to post privatly
>>694969630
Nope im not THAT gay.
>>694970043
Ooh, right. I can hear your facepalm from here
>>694970098
Have you stuck anything down your pee hole then?
>>694969630
ew
>>694969975
Fuck you, I have a diamond account. What have you accomplished?
>>694970332
Not being attracted to that femboy bullshit is my biggest achievement
>>694970271
This gets fucking worse.
>>694968991
Homosexuality is against nature :(
>>694970448
You don't understand. We are the chosen people.
>>694970561
Sure, but not from above
>>694970463
What do you think a boi cunt actually is?
Of course it's your pee hole!
>>694970767
ew D:
>>694970271
Do I look like an Amp?
>>694970537
It's also disgusting in real life. Unless you're dealing with a stupidly feminine boy.
>>694970847
>>694970998
Who's Amp, where can i find siad boi-cunt pics?
>>694965543
i speak only for myself
>>694971324
I meant to post a pic with that.
who wants to buy a pass for me
>>694971564
Cunt boys or do you mean BoJPu$$Æ?
>>694972247
>You're probably wondering how I got into this mess.
>>694971808
I wish I was that feminine boy :,v maybe one day
>>694971684
So selfish.
>>694972615
nobody has ever asked me to speak for them
so i never have
>>694972668
I give you permission to speak for meeeeeeeee.
>>694972769
that's so dangerous though! what if i say something you disagree with or think is stupid?
Hey guys
>Heading to NYC in month. Do any of you have any reccommendations on where I should go?
go see that building with a lot of ads and flashing lights on it
central park
>>694972823
Normally I'd get super pissed and want to kill you, but ill make an exception this time.
>>694973205
just this once? or is this like a credit
i want a nibi mercy credit
>>694973302
I guess you can think of it like a credit.
>>694972247
I mean Amp's boi-cunt meaning he piss hole stuffed with dildos.
>>694973528
i will take your thoughts and feelings into consideration when speaking on your behalf
>>694973530
That honestly sounds incredibly painful.
>>694973572
Th-thanks.
only one more day of work and then i get two days off
how do i make it through tomorrow
How is everybody?
>>694974630
what kinda
>>694974653
tired
>>694974653
dying
>>694974735
Tasty flavored.
>>694974786
Isn't that the case for everyone?
>>694974798
tasty is not a flavor of pizza nibi
>>694974735
have you tried waking up through wanking?
>>694974786
of what, ED?
>>694974798
Natto and semen?
>>694974836
NO... I will live forever... and then get trapped in a concrete block for a few hundred years.
>>694974913
Yes it is, I only order tasty pizza.
You could get some of that cardboard frozen stuff from the grocer or even get something like pineapple and ham. Those are two examples of not-tasty flavored pizza.
>>694975147
i have not tried this
i dont want to wake up and not have enough time to wank to satisfaction and shower though
>>694975278
so a pizza with green peppers and onions would be good then?
>>694975445
Add some mushrooms and it will be a tasty pizza.
>>694975278
ham pizza is pretty good, but fuck pineapple
>>694975147
Looking on google im pretty sure natto is just peanuts and semen.
>>694973632
Go look at people that do it as a hobby :)
>>694974786
Where'd you come fomr Luc?
>>694975559
NO
FUCK. YOU.
FUCK YOUDDFGDRZFHDFSHDFSHYS
>>694975522
too much
>>694975445
Just how long does it take you to masturbate?
>If you can't do it in a minute you're weak
>>694975252
Then, you need sleep soup, and a blowjob.
>>694975585
It's fermented soybeans
>It doesn't taste the same as semen, but it should compliment it.
>>694975657
Ive seen stuff and it looks like breeding ground for diseases.
This thread needs more giant cocks shoved into assholes
>>694975822
a lot longer than a minute
>>694975711
Spinach instead of mushrooms then.
>>694975882
Bottom needs to have a small penor too :3
>>694975997
somebody get this man a dildo or a penis plug
>>694976034
if you're doing a spinach pizza then you cant have tomato sauce on it
and thats asking for way too much from me
>>694976268
why would you ever want to do it in under a minute if you can make that feeling last for a much longer
>>694976408
short on time, but not on horniness. If you're anything like me you hold yourself over on a quickie so you can do it proper later.
>>694976408
Well you cant have a tasty pizza (With no meat) with out mushrooms or at least spinach!!
>>694976792
I'll be having pizza tonight as well.
Beef steak, pepperoni, bacon, cheese, bell peppers
>>694976792
i'll get spinach and onions then
it will be the pizza worthy of legends
>>694977129
>bacon
>on a pizza
>>694977129
That sounds fine but bacon is too salty for pizza.
>>694977236
Good, fancy your pizza.
Anyone got a good site for comics since u18 is down? :(
>>694977236
>>694977460
Well you have 'merica and leaf bacon = salty as shit.
Aussie bacon = more meat less salt.
That's why it's good on pizza
