How did you let it go so long without at least considering a hooker?
Diagnosis that affects your social life such as Aspergers?

How do you cope with that fact?

Why is it always a 33-year-old?
It's never any higher or lower.
Is it you every time?

>>694941405
>How did you let it go so long without at least considering a hooker?

I've been considering a hooker since I was 19. Always convinced myself to not do it however.

>Diagnosis that affects your social life such as Aspergers?

No. Never brought it up with a / my psychologist though.

>>694941436

Sports and alcohol.

>>694941470

Most of the time it's me. Although I saw a few threads which someone else opened. This is /b/ after all, this place is full with virgins in their late 20s / 30s.

>>694941229
Still havent caved and hired an escort pussyless the wizzard?

>>694941804

Nope.

Have some fucking music in this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPzyN8Qq5XA

What's your problem? Fat, ugly, socially awkward?

>>694942416

Not fat, not ugly but very socially awkward.

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>>694941229
nigga the shit you give me is not working your tips are shit and so are you

>>694943178

What?

>>694943259
Im the guy asking for wizard tips every few days and nothing that you give me works

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jDrIlN9AAw

>>694943343

You are a conservative Muslim, you can kill yourself for all I care.

>>694943496
ooo a temper, I like it :^)

Are you mad that some guy that is trying to avoid women is getting as much, if not more action than you are ?

>>694943639

No, I am mad because you are a fucking right-wing reactionary.

>>694943897
and you know this purely because you know I am a conservative muslim ? come on babe, your temper is showing.

>>694941742
>I've been considering a hooker since I was 19. Always convinced myself to not do it however.

This is the wrong answer. You see, now you are the guy who doesn't even the balls to get a hooker.

>>694944127

Of course. These two concepts are pretty much synonymous. Or would you suggest that religious conservatives are not on the extreme right of the political spectrum?

>>694944524
Well, you are wrong, so theres that.

>>694945077

And why is that so? Arguments would be nice.

>>694945077

Good fucking point you delusional islamofascist.

>>694945174
>>694945263
I am simply not what you say I am, nothing more to it really.

>>694945752

So, how would you place yourself when it comes to social issues?

>>694945752
No clue what the word for it is, but I dont dabble in politics much, why is your thread so slow today ?

>>694946264

Everything is politics. What's your stance on feminism, gay rights or the death penalty?

>>694946644
Feminism : Good idea bad implementation.

Gay rights : For them but not gay marriage and some of them.

Death penalty : Supported on some situations.

>>694947239
>Good idea bad implementation.

Why?

>For them but not gay marriage and some of them.

What do you not support?

>Supported on some situations

Like?

Anyway, this is the answer I would get from the average Trump supporter or Christian evangelical as well. You are a fucking conservative.

>>694947647
I support equality, but femenism is fighting for "payback", not for equality.

The only thing that comes to mind is gay marriage right and adoption right now.

Premeditated murder.


I am but you sad "right wing reactionary" and I dont understand what that means.

>>694948398
>I am but you sad "right wing reactionary"

And I stand by that.

Anyway, why don't you just tell the girls interested in you that you don't want to date for whatever reason. Takes literally a second.

>>694948831
Its what I do, lol.
>>694943178
Am I doing something different here?

>>694949241

No. It's basically the only thing you can do. Or you get fat and hideous and grow a neckbeard.

>>694949333
Nice trips, also I am overweight already, lol.

>>694949431

Holy fuck.

>>694944324
I do not recommend hookers, i had some and it was major dissapointment. Probably because I am also "socially awkward", and because I was married for years.

>>694949630
What ?

>>694949630

What are you doing right and I am doing wrong?

>>694949749
Even though OP should try some, just for practice. But it should be some nice girl, not random hoe

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>>694941229
I am a 26 years old virgin. Since you are a wizard, can you tell me if I will get laid before 30?

>>694950459

Yes. Her name will be Gundolfina and she'll be 200 kg.

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>>694950531
fair enough

>>694950190
If you are asking me, the muslim, Im not doing anything, I literally avoid touching women, let alone talk to them, try that.

>>694941229
Have you embraced celibacy and devoted yourself to enlightenment yet?

>>694950213
>But it should be some nice girl, not random hoe

OP here. Why set unrealistic standards?

>>694950735

Great, now I have to masturbate.

>>694950746

Avoid touching as in shaking hands?

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>>694941229
What do you think about this OP?

>>694950967
Any kind, shaking hands, hugging, even taking any of thier shit for an assignment, I even refuse to tutor women.

(not because they are worse, just what the religion says)

>>694950979

Disgustingly large breasts and hipster glasses. Would not buy.

>>694951191

C'mon dude ... ah whatever, do whatever the fuck you want.

>>694951470
I can take a screenshot of a woman who flat out asked for sex a few months ago if you want.

Its fucking weird.

How does your body look? Height, Weight etnicity etc

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>>694951713

And yes, I should lift. In fact, I started again.

Nothing wrong with you really. Probably comes down to not going inside much or driving woman out of your life. But i don't know you so i can't say. Anyway i suggest taking up courses and meet new people there. Don't waste yourself on some streetwalker.

>>694952218
>Probably comes down to not going inside much or driving woman out of your life.

There is literally not a single person in my life at the moment. But there were times where I had at least some friends and were moderately socially active (parties, clubbing, uni sports) and there was never a single sign of interest or a positive response).

>>694949749
>major disappointment
that's life faggot!

>>694952644

OP here. That's also my nickname.

You must be fairly awkward then. I'm quite short and the way i make up for that is usualy to be a more bubbly person, To be more pleasant to be around. Then again i'm surrounded by people all my life. And some who've i met where/are just like you. Must be difficult to not know many or any people. How did it come to be this way for you? Did the people not like you or did you not like the people?

>>694952982
>How did it come to be this way for you?

I was pretty popular in HS. Mostly because I threw a shitload of alcohol-fueler parties in my parents place. But somehow, I could not hold pace with my peers social development. People began to ignore me.

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sorry op here you go.

>>694941229
Since I will be you in 13 years, I'm just wondering what kind of work you do and maybe one main hobby. Just curious, I'm fascinated by people like us who have never even kissed a girl before. The oldest virgin ever I met was my current boss, who is 46.

>>694954730
why do you know that your boss is a virgin ?

>>694954730

I'm unemployed since June but I hold a doctorate in molecular biology. And my hobbies are climbing/bouldering, cycling, running, cooking, reading, video games

>>694954597
Ahsant bro

>>694941229
how much money do you make?

>>694955042
Shit man you speak arabic ?

>>694954960
It's the night shift at a grocery store, we pretty much talk about anything since their are no customers. I feel for him though, he doesn't talk to anyone but us when the customers are in the store for the last two hours and he puts his head down as he walks past women with families.

>>694955157

Unemployed. Last job, I made 30k.

>>694955336
30k over what period of time

>>694955318
he needs to become muslims so he stops needing sex, I feel for the guy :^(

>>694955398

/yr over two years.

>>694941229
Can I lock your cock and boss you around?

Check out rsd on youtube op

>>694955647

Nah dude. Nah.

>>694955710

What's that?

>>694955733
Anyone PLEASE give me tips to stay a wizard, Im becoming hornier by the day :^(

>>694956223

Why not just act on it?

>>694956580
ISLAM
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>>694956182
pickup and self development, changed a lot of lives (their paid products are easy to torrent too)

>>694955400
I don't know how a religion can cut of a biological need, unless they call for cutting off something that I didn't know they called for before.

>>694956720

Gods obviously to blame for this fucking design error. Stick it in his face.

Or marriage. What about marriage?

>>694956788

Will check it out.

>>694941229
Hang on, I'm confused. Is OP a conservative Mudslime, or has this thread been hijacked?

>>694957041
It cant, but it can make you more content with your life, I am horny as fuck and have women throw themselves at me but it makes it easier to know you get "paid"

>>694957293
Ill get married when im good and ready, but not some random bimbo.

>>694957455
I didnt hijack shit.

>>694957397
Good luck

>>694957566
>It cant, but it can make you more content with your life, I am horny as fuck and have women throw themselves at me but it makes it easier to know you get "paid"

Are you a true believer if you only do it to get paid?

>>694957455

OP here, I'm a German atheist.

>>694957705
Nah, but I still get paid, good enough for me.

>>694957566
Na, only thing you'll be hijacking is planes

>>694957762
Thanks for clearing that up bro

>>694957914
good joke but like 15 years too late.

>>694957908

Wouldn't God know that you are just a fucking freeloader?

>>694958248
Yes he would, but im going through the motions so it still counts, asked my teacher a few years ago.

>>694958624

Your teacher is just covering it's own bases. Or projecting his own wishes. Feuerbach anyone?

>>694957908
They pay you to be a Muslim?

>>694958909
He actually isnt wrong.

>>694959000
By going to heaven.

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>>694941229
You should get a part time job working registers or something that forces you to socialise somewhat, I was pretty shy when I was young but after getting my first job having to talk to strangers for 9 hrs you get good at it.

>>694959720

I soon have to take any job I will get. My money doesn't last forever. So yes.

>>694959835
Yeah if you look half decent you'll get compliments and its always good having older women compliment you, I was only 16 but looked older. It gets to the point where you realise you are only going to see people once ever in your life and you'll get sudden bursts of confidence.

>>694960153

What do compliments from old ladies get me?

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>>694960469
Confidents

>>694961060

Getting confident in bedding those GILFs?

>>694959720
eww, don't do that. Customers are gross, they're probably why I'm still a virgin. Trust me working customer service for 2 years made me almost want to become gay because women customers are the worst. Everyday going to work it felt like I was raped. I told everyone I knew that the customers were like sodomites in prison, and if you didn't do a good job washing dishes and cooking food, the "Worden" would send you out there with them. That's probably how I became the best motherfookin' dish washer in the world!!!! You're better off being an overnight stocker at a grocery that isnt open 24/7. No customers to make you hate your existences, and no retards complaining about their stupid crap they were dumb enough to buy.

OP here. Will now masturbate and go to bed.

>>694961239
Where are you from? I live in Australia near a beach and you just perv on girls in bikinis all day

Mudslime here, me go sleepy boo.

>>694961459
I live in upstate New York USA , where if you were lucky enough to see a women who didn't look like she was just released from the asylum, she would probably be wearing a heavy winter coat while clinging to her feminine "boyfriend"

>>694959200
That's not a good idea betting on a heaven, if there isn't one you just wasting your life. Besides, if there was a God he should've made it so no one would have to be alone. After he create Eve for Adam, he should have made and even amount so people like me didn't have to suffer.

>>694960469
wood