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Ask a lifting nig weeb anything (I'll be here for about 20 mins)
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Given any seventeen integers, how can you show that there is at least one subset of nine integers
whose sum is divisible by 9?
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>>694930697
Why did daddy kill mommy?
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>>694930820
If you had asked me this in 2010 (which is when I had my last college level math course), I may have actually been able to answer this.

Off the top of my head though, I've got nothing in 2016, sorry.

>>694930888
They're both alive; though I haven't talked to my mom in about 5 years
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>>694930697
Would you hang out with me?
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>>694930994
NO, YOU STUPID NIGGER, I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOURS! MINE!!! I WAS TALKING ABOUT MY DADDY AND MOMMY!!!!
ARE YOU THAT FUCKING ILLITERATE!? FUCKING MONKEY HOOHOOO HAAAHAAAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!! MONKEYBOY!!!!
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Is the guy on the right natty?
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>>694931031
Sure, why not?
>>694931255
Oh, idk maybe your mom fucked a lot of niggas

>>694931293
I wouldn't say it's impossible, but I'd definitely say it's much less likely than than not natty
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Can you sell me some weed?
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>>694930697
What did you do so far to stay out of prison?

>in b4 dindu nuttin
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>>694931955
I have none to sell you lol

>>694932141
I stay in my house aside from anime conventions
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Timestamp?
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>>694932141
Take any PED's?
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>>694931293
do you count taking anti HIV drugs as being natural ?
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>>694932707
I've already drank about half gallon of water before I took this pic lol; so I'm bloated AF.

Though anyone from /fit/ should recognize me. I've been posting there for 3 years.

and this is from a the roast me section of reddit I posted a few months ago
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dudes ripped
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>>694932988
No.

Though I have nothing against those who do. If I were to try to pursue bodybuilding, power lifting, or any athletic sport, I would hands down.

That said, I only workout as a hobby and for general health. I have a 60 year old uncle who's in better shape than I am, so if I can look like him by the time I'm his age, I'll be happy w/ the result.

If I had the money for PEDs, I'd have a new gaming rig every year and a lot more anime figures instead lmao

>>694933004
Idk what's in them, so w/o doing some research, I wouldn't be able to give you an answer; but w/ that said, I don't really care if someone is natural or not unless they're lying to be natural for marketing purposes (tricking people into buying shit knowing those people can't results off of their product w/o also taking drugs)
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>>694933272
Job/ how much $$$ you make a year
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>>694933629
Don't make enough to bother counting. I work at a restaurant; but I fix computers and things on the side.

I have my bachelor's as of recent, so I'll be looking into getting into a career soon or continuing my school for a master's or PHD
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>>694934100
good luck with that
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>>694930697
is that pic photoshopped?
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>>694934223
Nope; was too lazy to get my actual camera out for it as well.

Used my webcam and it's about 2hrs old

A much older pic from the same webcam
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>>694934430
damn bro, you are jacked. I'm jelly
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>>694934873
Thanks, been at it for 6 years now.

Me in high school; and me 4 years after high school (when I finally said fuck it; I don't want to look like this anymore and got serious bout getting into the gym)
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>>694935114
Btw, all my lifts were higher in the picture on the left.

I was just a lump of shit in the pic on the right. 40+ lbs heavier and weaker in every lift.
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>>694930697
Favorite weeb thing to do?
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>>694935650
Anime conventions, hands down; though that's honestly due to the night life.

Hotel parties for 3 days straight, while doing weeb shit in the day (I'm usually in the game room or hanging out w/ other people who are fans of the same shows as I)
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>>694930697
why are you only here for 20 mins?
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>>694935114
I feel like it's too late for me. I'm in my mid-twenties and I'm a fat piece of shit
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>>694935749
Shows like?
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>>694935749
do you make cosplay?
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>>694930697
Why is new anime shit?
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>>694935826
Underrated post
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>>694930697
could you give me some tips as what to do to start working out at home? i want to get ripped like athletic style not bodybuilder style
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>>694930697
Liking that loli on the shirt behind you fam
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>>694935826
Was just a rough estimation. I'm multi tasking with answer to this, watching anime, and working out (home gym) I run upstairs between sets and watch a few mins and reply and then go back down.

>>694935893
Never too late. I thought the same at 22, and look at me now. Just stay consistent and it'll come w/ time.

>>694935906
I watch a lot of diff genre from shonen like dbz/hunter x hunter, to slice of life like K-On or Umaru chan.

>>694936004
Negative. Premade or I have friends help me out. I'm terrible w/ arts/crafts. I can't even color in the lines

>>694936062
There are like 30 shows that come out every season. Don't just peep mainstream. There are a lot of hidden gems every season.

>>694936266
You can't get huge accidentally. You have to train specifically for it and diet specifically for it. So I'm still going to recommend a combination of eating right, lifting, and cardio.

Also most body builders are on PEDS (performance enhancing drugs). You can't get that freakish look w/o spending thousands of dollars in drugs.

>>694936350
I love that shirt and the looks I get when I wear it
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>>694936593
You have a close up picture of the shirt? See you like cons too, whuch ones do you normally go to?
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What do you think of the new berserk anime?
Personally I've read the books twice so I don't mind it veering off
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>>694936820
I'm in Florida, so my to go to cons are Metrocon, Mega (though it was ass this year we may not go back), Shadocon, Holiday Matsuri, and for the last 2 years, I've flown out to Sakuracon in Seattle (A friend I graduated w/ lives there and she's the one who got me into cons. So I go and stay for a week and we hit up the convention)

>>694936885
I haven't peeped it yet. Berserk is one of those classics I need to go back and watch. It was before I really got into anime and my only experience was w/e they showed on toonami/adult swim.

By the time I branched out and started watching current airing shows I was just trying to catch up w/ all the new shit.

I'll usually take 2-3 older (100+ ep) series a year and burn through then; and if it's an older show that's like 13-26 eps then I'll just randomly pick them out and burn through them in a couple days.
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>>694930697
Waifu?
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>>694936593
thanks fam, I going to give it a try at the gym
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>>694937375
Yeah I'd definitely suggest watching the golden arc anime (the 90's version)
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>>694936593
what anime are you watching?
and which would you recommend?
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>>694936593
Umaru or Ebina?
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Do you feel like you intimidate alot of the other people at the cons because of how you look?
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>>694937375
Nice, love the shirt, almost bought a doujin by that artist at ACen this year, opted for more kobato (haganai) porn tho
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>>694937518
My biggest pieces of advice are


A. Don't get discouraged. Despite popular magazines and marketing, results aren't instant. Do your research, hang out in /fit/ and fitness on reddit for general tips. Look up youtube gurus. All the information is out there for free. You don't have to pay someone to train you if you research properly.

B. Take pictures. You see yourself every day in the mirror. Results are so gradual, that you will never notice the change by looking in the mirror. But if you take pics when you start and pics at 1 month, they may look super similar, but take pics at month 2 and compare them to your starting pics, and you'll notice a change.

Keep an album to see how far you've really come.

>>694937432
Yui from K-On for anime.
Hibari from Senran Kagura for gaming

>>694937543
Alright I'll add it to my list

>>694937644
Well the new season JUST started, so I'm watching almost everything and then weeding out the bad choices. The ones that I'm definitely on board for though are
-91 days
-Souma Season 2
-Jojo part 4

As for recommendations? Parasyte. It is godlike imo

>>694937817
Sylphynford = Kirie > U.M.R Umaru > School Umaru > Ebina > Chibi Umaru; desu wa

>>694937836
Initially, but I'm a very friendly person and I make friends quickly at cons. Though after they get to know me they do tell me that their first impression is that I was scary AF until I opened my mouth and started talking.

>>694937969
It's pretty awesome. Doubles as a shirt to wear and decoration for the room (as you can see, I hang my shirts as room decor)
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>>694930697
>>694937375

Op seems pretty cool actually. I don't have the overwhelming sense of dread that I am about to get robbed.
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Routine?
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>>694938256
I find Kirie the cutest, but isn't she lesbian?
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>>694938256
how does your parents feel about your loli thing?
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>>694938510
I agree, I'd get a beer with him
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>>694930697
What kinda gear are you on?
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>>694938604
Probably, but I love her personality; she's awesome.

I'm def team Sylphynford though.

>>694938539
Right now I'm following Candito's power lifting program; been on that for a year or so now trying to get my numbers up.

As far as hypertrophy goes, I would just focus on compound movements in the 8-10 rep range.

The main exercises I'd do at that time were Bench (and dumbbell), weighted dips, weighted pull ups, squats, and dead lifts.

>>694938674
I don't talk to my mom, so she doesn't really know shit about me. My dad doesn't really give a shit (though we don't talk often either)

>>694938705
I'll redirect you to
>>694933255
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>>694938256
>-91 days
Im really looking forward to this.
So far in the new line up, im counting on Berserk, 91 days, Taboo Tatto(unsure on this), and tales of Zetiria the X,

Parasyte was great.

If you haven't already watch erased, and future diary
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>>694938675
>>694938510

If you guys are ever in the Tampa FL area, I'm down for a meet up
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>>694938705
Redirected you to the wrong post, I meant this one
>>694933272
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>>694938994
Chances are slim but if it happens alright
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>>694938938
do you have a gf? if so, how does she feel about your weeb and loli thing?
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>>694940047
Nope; my last date was in 2009, which was about a year before I started lifting.

Only thing lifting has changed is that I get hit on A LOT by gay dudes.

Interactions w/ women have been unchanged (including before I got super into anime, though I have always been into gaming from a young age)
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>>694940047
I'm asking because I'm a weeb but I don't show my power level. I'm afraid no girl will ever like me
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>>694940613
you can get a lot of boy pussy bro, go for it
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why has no one asked to see his dick
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>>694940946
I've taken two college level microbiology courses and three anatomy/physiology courses; and have dissected colons on numerous animals.

I never no desire to ever stick anything into an anus. The mere thought of it grosses me out.

Additionally, I've 0 attraction to men, so it's not even a "This looks great, but I know better"

If the goal is simply to get off, I can jack off easily. I've no desire to do anything with anyone I don't have at least some level of attraction to.

>>694941051
I know ppl who post on 4chan, so that's not an image you'll see in a thread like this.
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>>694941051
we are not gay
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>>694941232
what about cute traps?
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>>694940889
Closeted weeb girls will, if you don't overdo it.
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How ashamed is your family?
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>>694941051
He is right

>>694941232
sharpie in pooper pls
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>>694941440
see this >>694938674
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>>694941390
I'd be willing to try a post-op tranny.

Man, woman, trap, or whatever other identifications there are, I don't have any desire to be around the anus.

If you don't have the tools I'm looking for, then even if you have a cute face, they're just not sexually compatible w/ me.

>>694941440
My uncle was weirded out at first, but I've gotten him to watch 3-4 anime series at this point now all the way through.

He's about the only person in my family I even talk to though, so the rest don't know anything about me, yet alone my hobbies or interests.

>>694941582
I already answered that one earlier
>>694938938
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>>694930820
just take 17 integers which are divisible by 9
then any sum will automatically be divisible by 9
smart ass
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>>694930697

Which one of your grand parents do you live with
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