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HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt! By order of der
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HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!

By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!

Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.

Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Führer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
x5 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Nazi Germany. Glory to Deutschland!
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>>694914043

>gestapo get
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>>694914094

I swear I don't even read the torah.

>0 get
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>>694914043
fuck niggers
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>>694914388

Sieg Heil!
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>>694914427

Rolling for lost papers.
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What?
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>>694914460
oh shit
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>>694914513
Freedom!
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>>694914043
hey goys!
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>>694914587
ok im re-rolling i swear im not a jew!
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>>694914674
>Auto
ok rolling for liberation!
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Dog
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>>694914739
fuck i'm one dead Juden oh well i tried to show you all the benefits of Judaeo- Bolshevism
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>>694914043

come on trips
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>>694914804 re-roll
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>>694914818
Reroll
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Das roll
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HEIL
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>>694914043
Lasst mich durch ihr Nazischweine!
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>>694914861
if i understand the complicated rules, 1 rerolls
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>>694914043
Rolling
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>>694914960
Rear again
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>>694915001
Reroll to kill them all
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>>694915054
Rwrorlll
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>>694914043
>>694914043
heil hitler
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>>694914043
Ralllin'
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>>694914043
I LIVE TO SERVE
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>>694914043
Petri Heil Kamerad! Gibt es Probleme?
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>>694915131
Final reroll
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>>694914043

NEIN! DU HALT! HAMMERZEIT!
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Bitch blm all day
9044153015
9045108882
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>>694915162
Ha! Innocent. Heil ze Duetchland
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>>694915191
>attacks with fishing pole
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Pip pip chaps
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>>694915248

Fuck I forgot my picture
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>>694915408
Retreat successful.
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>>694914043
Roll
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Liebe est Deutschland
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>>694914043
>1488 -
rolling
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Heil Hitler!
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Rorring
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>>694915614
at least i got the 14, right?
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>>694915634
Oh fuck, save me
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>>694915617
I swear im german
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>>694914043
DØD OVER TYRANNER
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Hh
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Re-roll
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nein
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I'll give it a shot
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>>694915694
Re-roll?
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BLM fuck you white racist
9044153015
9045108882
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>>694915753
oy vey
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>>694915751
Reroll
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>>694914043
Guten Tag. Eine Bratwurst bitte ^^
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>>694915777

Sieg Heil!
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>>694915801
Am ded
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i lub zee fuhrer
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>>694914043
Rolling on this great game
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>>694914043
Heil Hitler
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nazi nigger pull the trigger
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>>694914043
Rerolling after 0
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Fick dich. Ich habe einen wichtigen Job zu machen, direkt von dem Führer.
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>>694914043
tfw i'll end up dead
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>>694914043
rolling
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>>694914043
Yo nigga
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>>694914043
Im a Disabled individual AND homosexual. Arrested on site. Probably going to be shot behind some building.
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>>694914043
Stoner rawling for glory
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>>694915955
lel reroliing
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>>694915933
Du fickers
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>>694914043
Hitler did nothing wrong.
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>>694914043
Kameraden.
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>>694915967
rerolling because I lost my papers.
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>>694914043
Roll 4 Germany
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>>694916013
yass
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>>694914043
roll
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>>694914043
Humdidum
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Reroll
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>>694914043
nanananananananana
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Jeg kan godt li kage
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rollz
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>>694916034
Ich brachte große Schande über das Vaterland.
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Heil mein fuhrer!
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>>694916088
kek
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>>694916088

Sieg Heil!
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>>694916047
papers are still lost. Need one more reroll.
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Lassen sie mich durch, Kamerad!
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>>694916177
reroll
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>>694916096
long live the Führer
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>>694914043
I am just a deutscher
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Rooling
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Fuck you nigger
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>>694916134

Jew x2 is a true jew
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>>694916140
Looks like I'm out of my meind
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>>694914043
Rollin'
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>>694916307

Re roll for papers
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>>694914043
G'day Officer, 100% straight bavarian phenotype coming through.
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>>694916049
Reroll cuz not gay
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>>694916301
Die niggers!
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>>694914043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BzUGBL-SMM
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Jxjencjosqlcbpjwdkbhl
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U wot
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>>694916288
AU schwitz, Neger!
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JUDEN RAUS
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>>694916360
Recheck
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rollllll
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>>694914043
Well then...
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>>694916387
1 off the man lost papers
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>>694916464
Shiet
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>>694914043
Roll
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>>694914043
Roll for Hitler
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>>694914043
I swear I have my papers around here somewhere!
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>>694916460
Nicht behindert
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>>694916507
Reroll
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>>694914043
Roll
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>>694916555
Nice trips
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>>694916586
Reroll but last was ok
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>>694914043
Don't be silly goy
I am one of you
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