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Claimed

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Trist you here?

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Claimed.

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>>694911326

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Time to make an exit

>goodnight guys

>>694911580
kys

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>>694911580
Guten nacht.

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>>694911326
>>694911484
>>694911556
>>694911559
>>694911563
>>694911576
>6 waifus claimed thus far
>1 waifu can legally drink

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>>694911580
Buttlove postponed til 2morrow

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oh boy these threads aren't very interesting right now

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>>694911484
Are you also a Tomoko waifu? The other one's filename is has c data in it while yours is just numbers

>>694911559
Yee, waddup?

>>694911580
Sleep well

>>694911576
Yoo Tracer

>>694911703
?

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mine

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>>694911703
TIME SKIP!

>>694911755
No. I am the one you are thinking about. I am on my desktop at the moment, won't last long tho. Maybe another hour or two. Then it is back to the mobile.

>>694911755
>>694911703
He's poking fun at the fact that most of the waifu picks are underaged.

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>>694911576
Best choice in this thread.

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>>694911817
Gotcha

>>694911850
Oh boy, they should invest their time for their future or something else productive, unless this is their source of fun, which at then it wouldn't matter.

>>694911703
Okay I wanna hop on this joke, but with anime characters you can never tell their fucking age.

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>>694911326
Touka Takanashi claimed.

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>>694911703
Tell me about....

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okuu~ claimed

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>>694911326

claiming best goth

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The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life is here to bless this thread.

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>>694912212
Great choice.

>>694911703
>>694911850
>>694912250
Yeah but let's be real here, Mercy's age is kinda fucked up too. Maybe in the other direction tho

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Best waifu claimed.

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>>694912348
Not even best goth in her series.

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REJOICE.

I gotta go, you get to be Tomoko free for roughly an hour or two.

Better enjoy it.

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>>694911747
It's Saturday, or Sunday. People do stuff on those days.

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>>694912212
That better be ginger ale on your right

>>694912265
Is she a goddess or some girl with extreme monkey fiber muscles? Sword's heavy

>>694912348
She is an interesting character in the show; wish they did more hive mind episodes, it was fun seeing how they lived

>>694912586
Nah, I'm good

>>694912450
Excellent claim.

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>>694912371
>>694911576
Still the best choice tho. Great taste!

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>>694912359
>>694912642
She really doesn't get enough love. Rikka is a qt and all, but god damn Touka is the only calm one in the series. Bugs the hell out of me she doesn't show up in Ren much.

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>>694912450
Genuinely not sure if you're shitposting. That said...


Conrad can flay me any time he wants...

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>>694912586
Nah, it's good to have you around.
>>694912371
I would like to know her age.

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>>694912642
it's not a sword, it's a gun and she is a supernova

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>>694912862
You might be the only one who thinks that way.

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>>694912862
>>694912783
Mercy is 37

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LOVE this chick, never understood why she gets the least love of the three.
>>694912450
Great choice!
>>694912862
If I remember right Mercy is like 40+ but she looks as young as she does because of literally PERFECT (nanomachine assisted) health.

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>>694911576
Excellent taste! Can never go wrong with a blonde milf.
>>694912840
kek. I love how pictures of Curze are always either him with dark long bishi hair or he's a fucking snaggletoothed goblin.
>>694913074
Right? She's the hottest girl in that show, no contest.

>>694911326
moar of this adorabling

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Best type moon claimed.

The ratio of adults to minors for choices in this thread is worrying.

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>>694913065
You do keep things entertaining. I'm sure there's others.
>>694913071
Not bad. Danke.
>>694913074
I don't watch anime, but where's she from?
37 or 40+, still not bad looking.

Honestly why do I keep seeing this fucking thread. Just keep this stupid fake wife shit to yourself, no one wants to see your cum stained fantasies and read your shitty shit shit about which little girl you would kiddy-diddle. Just ducking stop. Go get laid or finish high school. Or just post this shit on /trash/. Fuck all of you. You are ruining /b/ for everyone who doesn't reek of potato chips, lube and moldy body pillows.

>inb4 kek u faget u don't evn no bout mai waifoo
>inb4 if u don't like jerking to made up anime girls and then hugging pillows with them printed on it until you fall asleep on your air mattress with no sheets on it in your moms basement then u can leave u big loser faget

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>>694913383
Faggot

>>694913455
First week here?

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>>694912967
>it's not a sword, it's a gun
>she is a supernova

Dude wut? I can search, but Holy damn, these dominoes are getting more hieroglyphic

>>694913306


>>694913383
Cindera

>>694913455
Honestly I'm just here to make pedophile insinuations at the waifu claimers.
>>694913433
Not OP but that's Mari from prison school.

On another note, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE if you don't watch anime? That's fucking weird. It's like going to an NRA meeting and finding out one of the members has never been to a shooting range.

>>694913455
>kek u faget u don't evn no bout mai waifoo

>>694913550
its a pasta
>>694913597
nice feets

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>>694913597
You... You want to fuck a fox? Like... An actual, furry fox?... WE DON'T LIKE YOUR KIND AROUND HERE!

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Best waifu evah, claimed

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>>694913597

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Starting the new show Re Zero on the Stream

https://rabb.it/Shino83

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>>694913597
Nice hands

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>>694913455
I finished High school in 1990

>>694913863
For looks, sure, but she's kind of an insufferable bitch. Duct tape her mouth and keep her as a sex slave, sure, but a waifu? Pass.

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>>694913642
I had watched some back then. I'm not that interested in watching in abundance like others. Just here to socialize and overall have a good time.
Anyways, thanks for informing me on where she's from.
>>694913827
Good afternoon or whatever time it is there.

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>>694913597
Fuck dewd, she looks gross

>>694913940
So you're somewhere around the 45-50 age range

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>>694913597
Why does this get so much attention?

>>694913940
I fucking hate you, I despise everything about you

You claim a meme girl
You use ":^)"
You are homophobic
You're a mean jerk

Fuck you, I never want you to talk to me

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE NATO TRUCK OF INSIDE JOBS

______________¶___
|Operation Gladio ||l “”|””\__,_
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(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)

POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE TONIGHT

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>>694914491
jokes on you my parents are both guys

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>>694914310

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>>694914491
Jokes on you!
I don't have a mother!

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>>694914572
Hello master

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>>694914491
My mother died eleven years ago mate. My choice of a waifu being a Milf who resembles her ( >>694913208 ), who happened to feature in a game I played around the same time my mother died means nothing. Nothing at all.

Nothing...

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Limbo is here to steal your waifus

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>>694914842
Kek'd
>>694914851
?

>>694914890
bro . . .

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>>694914837
Tahg Ama.

>>694914890
That's plain weird

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>>694914959
Different mizore?

Are you a new poster?

>>694914837
89 cent bote <3

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>>694915100
>tahg
?
Hi Sanae~ How goes it?

>>694915154
Oh look, a maid anon <3

>>694914890
That's... That's like uncomfortably awkward yet also kind of sweet but really sad.

>>694914890
Dude, your mom is hot

>>694914009
Nah dude she's just pretending, being a bit of tsundere, nothing more

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>>694914298
>1990
That's incorrect I graduated in 1996, sorry I only just noticed my typo lol. I'm 39

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE NATO TRUCK OF INSIDE JOBS

______________¶___
|Operation Gladio ||l “”|””\__,_
|______________|||__|__|__|]
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)

POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR YOUR MOTHER(S) AND/OR FATHER(S) WILL DIE TONIGHT! MUHAHAHAAA

>>694915490
That episode where they're stranded and she just breaks down because they aren't going anywhere? That's exactly how she'd react in ten years when you both have dead end jobs and your lives aren't going anywhere. THIS ISN'T THE LIFE SHE WANTED, ANON!! YOU PROMISED HER A GOOD LIFE!!!!

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>>694915355
Rape bote a cute

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>>694915355
Tahg=Afternoon.
It's going great, on the road to another city. Taking in the scene. How about you?

>>694915409
shes also dead lol

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>>694915744
>Dead
>Milf
>Waifu
>From Warcraft
I think there's a choice that fits all out needs...

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>>694913828
:3

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>>694915728

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>>694915504
Solid copy, what's your career or job?

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>>694913597

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>>694915895
That is fucking disgusting, and you should really think about ending your life with a buckshot.

>>694915619
Dude I'm a fukin god, I created everything plus..I have a huge dick (proxy implants ya know..)

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I require lewd waifus

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>>694915895
Sorry, wrong pic

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>>694915560
I am my own parent. I cloned myself in the future and sent my the clone back in time to be me.

I am a living paradox

>>694915998
If you had only gotten those trips

>>694915951
Fake and gay

>>694915998
I requre that you fuck off to your threads

>>694916169
Of course it's a Photoshop, are you new?

>>694915355
oh look, a spooky lewd rape 89 cent bote

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>>694916143
Why?

>>694916243
I joined 4chan in 2018 m8

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>>694915727
>rape bote
Whatever you wanna believe man

>>694915728
Oh
I see, that sounds relaxing! I'm great too, only went for a ride~

>>694916255
Spooky? Me? I think you're confused

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>>694915990
But OP said the most important thing was to not die.

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>>694916341
no confusion here

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>>694916359
Hot :^)
Moar pls
Just spam actually :^)
>>694916341
>implying...

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>>694916359
He also said to post waifus, as in characters one adores. Generic furries with nothing but a name are not characters.

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>>694915931
Well, I was in the ADF for 5 years, then when I got out I started working as a chef, still doing that.

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>>694916143
Shame i miscalculated

>>694916184
I'm a multidimensional being, i'll be wherever I want, and nowhere at the same time

>>694916508
How many days till a megumin switches?
The world may never know!

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>>694916341
Thread seems to be slow, but that's to be expected on the weekend. What did you look at during your ride?

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>>694913991
Fuck you, she's mine

Mike and Ikes

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>>694916569
Count to 100 in this thread right now, and I'll change.

>>694916763
hannu gtfo

>>694916778
43

>>694911559
>>694911580
>>694911686
>>694911747
>>694912095
>>694912250
>>694912359
>>694912639
>>694912862
>>694913071
>>694913433
>>694913901
>>694914241
>>694914851
>>694915100
>>694915504
>>694915728
>>694916476
>>694916508
>>694916663
Is this a thread or a fucking social? Jesus, if you people just want to talk there's better places for that.

>NB4 umad bro?
YES I'M MAD MY FUCKING WAIFU ALREADY GOT CLAIMED >>694913074

>>694916778
Here we go bois

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>>694916469
Full confusion there

>>694916476
>implications

>>694916663
Only looked ahead, actually. Just wanted to kill my legs a bit, just to wake up properly~

1

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>>694916809

Dos

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Roll for your shitposting superpower:

0-1: You have a folder for every single poster on /waifu/ with exact filenames, and the ability to mimic anybodies persona.

2-3: You can guarantee a get, one dub every minute, trips every ten minutes, quads every 100 minutes and so on.

4-5: You can delete every OTHER /waifu/ thread at any moment.

6-7: You can spam without a captcha and no cool down, the only limit is how fast you can select an image.

8-9: You can recite every copypasta ever written from memory.

Dubs: Your choice of any of the above.
Trips and up: All of the above.

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>>694916864
you sure? i don't see any confusion about the 89 cent spooky bote

>>694917051
Jesus, Mai, you are fucking cringe.

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>>694917051
I will have all of them, yet none of them

and probably lewd pictures

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>>694913828
>>694915895
Is this not better?

>>694916841
It's a social

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>>694916841
>>694916864
He's kinda right tho, you people are bizarrely chatty. I came here for a waifu thread and got a chatroom.

also pic is waifu

>>694917051
kek

I love how this is one of the first results when you google "smug anime face"

>>694917143
You have no dedication.

>>694917181
It wont change.

>>694917204
You have no social experience.

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>>694917114
I'm not that spooky

>>694917181
Welcome to circlejerk: the thread

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>>694916864
You implying I'M the raper?!

>>694917296
And what of it?

>>694917225
No, probably not, I just think it's funny how the same few guys who are obviously thread regulars start a "waifu thread" then ignore the new people who actually post shit in the thread. >>694914890
Your shrink must make a ton of money dude

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This is NOT copypasta. I repeat NOT copypasta.

I know coming to /b/ for advice is a top notch bad idea, but I honestly have no where else to turn because this situation directly involves my family, and friends.

Let me start from the beginning, I am 18 and my sister is 21. I just finished high school and my sister is home from college. I guess this year her grades started slipping or something, because I walked past her room and she was crying. I walked inside her room to ask her what's up and she hands me a letter - apparently she's up for review by her college for dismissal. I feel kinda sorry for her so I gave her a hug and one thing led to another and we started making out. This is really weird because I've made out with girls before, but my sister blows them all out of the water. In the back of my mind lies the fact that she's my sister and what we are doing is sick and wrong, but I guess my sister has more experience and it felt so fucking good.

Here's the dilemma - after making out, Karen started taking her clothes off and she started pulling my pants down. I'm like, hey, what are you doing? She's like, oh come on Jordan, aren't you even a LITTLE curious? I felt bad because its true, my sister is a hottie and I always wished that she wasn't my sister. I've even gone as far as to fap to thoughts of doing her. She then said "For tonight, let's not be brother and sister. I really need this because I feel like shit right now and our parents won't be back till late and we aren't going to tell anyone.

I pretty much just fucked my sister. No, to be more honest, I just lost my virginity to my sister. My question, /b/, is WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW?? What do people usually do after they fuck their sisters?

Pic very related; that's Karen.

>>694917296
You do?

Loser.

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>>694916864
Rides are nice to cool off or just to think.
Ah, just got to a store, talk to ya in a bit.

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>>694917051
Damn I hope I'll get 2 or 3!
How did the kangaroo get 8/9?

>>694917143
And you are fucking a white male.

>>694917408
i like how you can tell which guys are regulars and which are new by whether or not theyre posting huge eyed anime girls

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>>694917408
You're right, they ignore me all the time and just spurt memes like autists.

>>694917385
You are such a sad human.

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>>694917368
Just let me see your pm with Hana and I'll be sure of it

>>694917470
That they are, see ya later

>>694917464
Seriously? You're making up a story and you chose the name Karen? Two of the most famous incest stories on the internet have sisters named Karen and you pick that one? Also
>what do I do now?
heres your thread
http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/694896384/wincest-thread#bottom

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>>694917480
Who would want to mimic you losers anyway?

I'll roll for homu instead.

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That OH FUCK! Moment when you engine stalls in a 9000 pound truck and you have no steering or brakes.

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>>694917572
Stop projecting m8, you just want someone more pathetic than you to look down on.

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>>694917313
you are

>>694917204
Neither do you, you lazy shit.

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>>694917766
So relatable kek

>>694917778
Keep repeating that everytime someone says something that you know it's true and you don't like.

>>694917702
Falling for copypasta

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https://youtu.be/bEsItsZphwQ

>>694917990
Not falling for it, I know what it is, I'm just confused as to the choice of names. If you're going to make a good copypasta you don't want it to be immediately obvious the first time that it's fake.

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>>694917162
Nah, I really don't go for plain old animals. Basically I like fur that looks like women wearing a skintight costume

>>694918037
I pity your shitty life.

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>>694916508
Awww shet nigga, that's bloody awesome; may I ask what's the ADF stand for? My guess it's that it may be related to culinary, but what do I know

>>694917181
At this rate, I don't even know; it can be considered an incognito chatroom Since no one truly knows who, almost

>>694917368
Wait that can't be right, you have sex with old men for money so it can't be rape

>>694917464
Whaaaaaaaaaa

>>694917766
Fuck

>>694918145
Okay, seriously, read this: >>694916482

A generic furry has no character and thusly isn't a waifu.

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>>694918155

>>694917385
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>>694918324
Will you two get a fucking room?

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>>694918237
ADF is Australian Defence Force, I was also in Afghanistan for most of my 5 years in the army.

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>>694918237
Thats a doujin!
>>694917464
oh my god I just witnessed something horrible.

Today I was in NYC, I take summer classes at an art school in New York, and I saw a man following an old asian woman and her little Asian grand daughter I think it was. He followed them for 4 blocks before making his move, I only saw all of this because they were all in front of me walking down E22nd street at the time I was walking down it. Anyways, the man kept getting closer and closer to them until finally he hit the woman with a crowbar and grabbed the girl. I immediately ran up to him as fast as I could and whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say that this cab was rare, but I thought "nah, forget it, yo holmes to Bel-Air!"

>>694917678
Nothing happened

I pulled up to the house around 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie "yo holmes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

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>>694918057
togame

>>694917766
Miho-chan

>>694913065
Well that's good to hear.

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>>694918522
Yuuko-chan <3

>>694918470
Can you fuck off, Togame?

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>>694917782
You think I am while I'm actually not~

>>694918501
Okay

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I realize that most of you have ether forgotten what /waifu/ is or are simply newfags who don't know.

/waifu/ is not where we make posts talking about our personal lives and our problems...we're not your fucking livejournal
/waifu/ is not some place where we giggle at memes....we're not fucking YTMND
/waifu/ is not some place where we make confessions we're not fucking grouphug
/waifu/ is not some place where we find pictures on other websites and post them here ...we're not fucking ebaumsworld
/waifu/ is not some site where we go to jerk off to hentai pics....we're not fucking aerisdies
/waifu/ is not some place that you go to, to get someone to hack your girlfriend's e-mail account because shes cheating on you for the 15th time...we're not your fucking personal army
/waifu/ is not some place you go to ask for help with a personal problem, we're not your fucking psychologist
/waifu/ isn't some place you go to trash talk other people you'll never meet simply because its an anonymous board with "no rules" and you can get away with it with out any repercussion...we're not a fucking group of internet tough guys
/waifu/ is not NICE

so /waifu/....what IS /waifu/...i want to see how long it takes for someone to get it.

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>>694918262
Thusly is an adverb - I think you mean therefore. Where's the formal definition of waifu - I'm keen to get this right. Is a furry character from vidya allowed?

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>>694918522
Salutations.

Sorry to disappoint, but I'll be off for a walk.

>>694918719
That's not me though.

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>>694917766
Were you listening eurobeat?

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>>694918476
What was your MOS?

>>694918501
Nein, this one is; that one is a capture of her death animation and woow on bel air

>>694918809
/waifu/ is random.

>>694918809
I'm cringing so hard.
Stop being triggered by everything

>>694918809
So much fucking this.

>>694918262
What do you think about 23.jpg? Is it a waifu?

It has been posted in these topics for a long time.

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>>694918842
Walk on sunshine

>>694918663

>>694918809
/waifu/ is /waifu/?

>>694918809
/waifu/ is cringe, it's literal cringe.
/waifu/ is as follows:confessions
we giggle at memes
talking about our personal lives and our problems
jerk off to hentai pics
help with a personal problem
is NICE

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>>694911326
Edgeworth <3

>>694918974
Did you even read the post? he didn't answer a question, he raised one.

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>>694918902
Wat?

>>694918978
>

>>694918719
I have no idea what a togame is.

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MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY FUCKING HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG.

THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR FUCKING OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN. THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ME YET.

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>>694918796
but you actually are~
>>694918809
its just a thread

>>694919098
kys mai

>>694918809
>muh special club

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>>694919218
Kill it!

>>694919222
>>694919098
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>>694919264
>falling for copypasta

>>694919236
you first

>>694919264
kill self mai

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God is just some guy who bought Sim City and was bored. Some guy sitting at a giant computer is controlling you right now. When you have several decisions going through your head and you don't know which one to pick, God does. "Flirt? Tickle? Entertain?" He decides. You have no say in The Sims. You're just some computer graphic.

That is God.

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>>694919352

>>694918835
Thusly was my phone's autocorrect, meant to just say thus.

As for what a waifu is, it's a character you fall in love with. Character is the important word there. A generic image off the internet that has no written personality beyond "striking a flirty pose" really isn't a character, at least the way I see it.
>>694918976
I don't know, is it actually a character or just some generic furry picture? My problem was never with the furry part, it was with the "random pinup picture is mah waifu" part.

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>>694919222
Does this look like spook?

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I just harvested this from my garden. Pretty pumped

>shino

>>694919416
t. Recep Tayyip Erdoğan

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>>694919352
its just a thread
>>694919592
yes it is very spook

>>694919319
>plenty of horny anime sluts
kek

This is like when one of those adbots on pornhub says "meet local sluts in your area!" with a picture of an anime chick getting fucked by a minotaur.
>>694919555
Never thought of it that way.

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>>694918914
I'm not a yank, you fucking idiot we don't have that.

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FACT: NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.

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>>694919697
Oh...

>>694919555
You're back from your work?

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>>694911326
I'd say Bernkek but I see he is already taken.

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>>694919169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSXVChzfBrs

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>>694919755
>HALO CO-OP
My brother took my X-box and I lost my copy of CE, fuck him.

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So I met this girl who worked at Starbucks, and I worked up the courage to ask her on a date after a couple of conversations at the register. She was a month older than me but I didn't really care, she was fun to be around. So we took a walk along the beach, and we kissed in the pale moonlight, a full moon, it was really romantic. We started really getting into it, and she slowly unzipped my jeans, she reaches inside and starts kissing her way down my chest, she finally gets all the way down, looks up at me with the most seductive eyes I've ever seen and says "No thanks, I had Reese's for breakfast" and I'm like "No way, you had candy for breakfast?" She replies, "Not candy! Reese's puffs cereal!" So she sliiiiides me a bowl. I crunch into it and WHAM! My mouth goes crazy! That smooth combo of peanut butter and chocolate-y taste attacking my taste buds! She zips my pants back up and says "And it's part of this complete breakfast!"

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>>694913597

>>694919859
Uh... Yes? No? I was never at work in the first place today, why do you even ask that?

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Claimed

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>>694919807
hmmm~?

>>694920303
>>694920303
>>694920303

>>694920236
What is this, opposite day?

>>694920340

>>694920335
why...