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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: >>694872411

>Claim your Waifu
>No Claiming Waifus that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Claimed.
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>>694889288
I see. Older as in physical age, or older as in time commitment to this thread?

>>694889337
Interesting. Afraid it wasn't me, though.

>>694889351
Guess I'll re-claim since I bothered posting her in the last thread
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>>694889276
To be fair, I liked Spice and Wolf.
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>>694889437
Commitment to thread.
>>694889385
I try.
>reveal yourself
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L
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>claiming yume
>>694889431
Crispy one
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>>694889552
>L
How did that happen.
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>>694889454
Anyone with a functioning brain did. Unfortunately "anyone with a functioning brain" is only a small percent of humanity. It makes up about 1% of all humans and about 25% of humans who post in online communities. Not a bias, but also not statistically based numbers: these are rough estimates based on my interactions with humans.

>>694889536
Well, short of a random Horo-claim every few months when I'd see one of these threads and didn't realize it was a circlejerk (I usually left afterwards and found some other fancy to entertain myself), I have yet to have any commitment to these threads.

Did hand-kun disappear on good terms? I noticed >>694889385 seemed quite peeved.
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>>694889180
Exactly, which is why the should of shown footage at E3 but instead they gave us blue-balls. Let it in, give it a pop tart or something.

>Best idol claimed
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>>694889682
Fat finger syndrome?

Like when you are trying to type really fast and you suddenly get a "sdfhg" in the middle of your words?

Gettan too anxious to post waifu
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>>694889682
Fuck you Syndra you ass i told fubuki to make you mod wtf
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>>694889822
Kill self
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>>694889702
I can SMELL your fedora over my ISP.
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>>694889594
Lord of the Legs

>>694889829
Mad Rin is mad
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>>694889886
I'm not very popular among other Tomoko posters at all.

Oh well.
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>>694889437
I'm still waiting for my damn S3.

>>694889806
I'm half tempted to! If only I had something other than candy, I'd totally befriend the birb.
>Uploading a video of this nigga, hold on.
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Tomoko posters are cancer, just saying.
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>>694889952
Elitist scum
Kys
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>>694889180
Everyone starts out wanting Yamato, but she's very far away.
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>>694889822
Maybe.
>>694889829
And he did it.
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>>694890074
Reminder that Elitism is good.
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>>694889702
Yea, he left just fine. I've only been on the threads for two months though, and it's kind of the norm to show dislike towards new people. I don't take people seriously that post without their waifu anyways. How was your day?
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>>694889889
Afraid I don't own a fedora. Back in high school I was gifted a trilby, but I never cared to wear it. I've gone hatless every since.

Honestly feels like you're just using "fedora" as a general "you don't think how I think" insult, though. I don't see how any of my statements aligned with that crowd.

>>694889982
I'm not. Season 2 deviated from the light novel and the manga pretty heavily. They brought on a new writer to try and gear it towards what they thought the fans wanted instead of staying true to her character. That wasn't Horo

>>694890143
So far pretty short. I woke up about an hour ago and haven't had breakfast yet. It's going to be busy as fuck soon. In another hour and a half I have to start working
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>>694890122
You gave me the boot! Dickwad
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Daily reminder
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>>694890239
More of a "Jesus Christ, this guy's speech pattern is so pretentious and 'euphoric' that I physically backed away from my monitor."

Like what you like.
Do you.

I will just not reply and go on doing what I do.
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>>694890124
Reminder that Snacks did nothing wrong
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iiichan and wakachan both dead.

A lot of my hangout places are dying out it seems.

Anyways, how has Anon been?
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>>694889923
How is it going for ya?

Show me some crispy legs
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Goodnight I suppose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvJfsIpl16g
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>>694890463
Not sure who you're reminding us of. That doesn't look like 4chan, so it's of little relevance here.

>>694890468
My speech isn't an attempt to be pretentious. It's an attempt to clearly communicate. I want to make sure that the thoughts in my head are properly portrayed to avoid misconceptions about my intentions. As for "euphoric".... Pic related
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>>694890093
So very far, so very expensive.

>>694890239
Wait... so, they AREN'T actually going to her old homeland? Fucking liars.
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>>694890676
Now that time I was using Euphoric as a meme.

And you can "clearly communicate" just fine without using 5 dollar words you looked up in a thesaurus one day.

If you don't want ambiguity, simply spell out your thought point for point.
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>>694889176
Oh they dont bother me. Im on mobile and staying up late gaming.
>>694890614
Have a good sleep
>>694890594
>legs for the leg god
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>>694890299
Mad Rin is really mad

>>694890594
As you wish your Highness
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>>694890569
Good one.
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>>694890927
More legs are always better

Any plans for today fellow people?
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>>694890927
Feel the burn, hanako :^)
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>>694891043
Its 11pm here. I may need to sleep soon.
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>>694891043
11pm, almost time for me to go

>but only after I catch this Hitmonchan
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Claimed.

>>694891218
Same. Early morning.
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>>694890800
In the light novels Lawrence is repeatedly drawn off course by an irresistible merchant deals. He takes off on a boat, he travels north to a city with tons of wool, he heads back to Lenos, etc. He also considers leaving Horo early and breaking his promise MULTIPLE times in pursuit of money. Meanwhile Horo keeps following him wherever he goes while he values money over her.

>>694890836
Whether you choose to believe me or not, none of these words were found in at thesaurus. I speak the way I was taught to speak both in school and by my parents. To be quite frank, I was taught to speak better by my parents. My mother was an English scholar and constantly harped on things such as the importance of pronouncing "just" so it doesn't sound like "jest", or the difference between nominative and objective pronouns, or the difference between "doing good" and "doing well"

As for spelling out a thought point for point, that's precisely what I'm doing and you seem to think I'm using large words. I'm sorry if proper grammar causes you to think I'm using SAT vocabulary, but I assure you I'm not.
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>>694889351
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SQ (10:37:01 PM): Again, sell the site you hate so much.
moot (10:37:25 PM): thats something im not willing to do, it will die before it gets sold

Lies
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>>694891316
I guess you get lucky. I have 1 pokestop around me and its 1km away.
>>694891350
I did have a good walk today, and cook for everyone.
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>>694889982
Alright now you have to open the door, find out what it wants.
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>>694889351
I can see your cunt
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>>694891378
So... Lawrence is actually turbo Jew while Horo is best girl?

>>694891548
But I have nothing to give it!
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>>694890299
Doesnt seem like anyone had any problems with it
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>>694891647
Maybe it has something to give you.
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>>694891378
Sounds like a real pain in the ass.
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>>694890299
Calm down old man pleaser
>>694891647
Give it your love.
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>>694891792
You just wanna see e get fucked up by a birb!

>>694891831
How about I throw out a gummy worm if it comes back?
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>want to watch a 30 second video on JewTube
>30 second ad
>can't skip

Satan is behind this, I KNOW IT.
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>>694890591

I'm amazed of how many people give you attention
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>>694891531
Walks are good. Food is better.


Fuck it I'm getting off before it's too late and I may as well pull an all nighter. Sleep supplements and chill mix, here I come.
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>>694892027
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>>694891647
Exactly. And that's why Horo is best wolf.

>>694891819
A little bit, but she always had valid logic to back up her statements. To "jest" is to make a light-hearted joke. If you start a sentence with "Well, I jest..." then it doesn't matter what you follow it up with, it sounds like you're making a mockery of whatever you said before. However "Well, I just..." is an introduction to a sentence stating that what follows is the sole, limited scope of your actions.

When writing a cover letter, a business proposal, an email to a boss, or talking in front of a crowd: possessing proper diction and grammar means that your words won't get mangled and everyone will understand (although apparently some of them think you're a fedora-wearing pretentious asshole)
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>>694892074

Thanks, Spike.
Now go back to lurking.
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>>694891947
Leave it at the door and let it in. See what happens.
>>694892028
Im eating a vanilla Drumstick as my 11pm snack.
>>694890591
Ive been as boring as normal.
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>>694892099
>When writing a cover letter, a business proposal, an email to a boss, or talking in front of a crowd: possessing proper diction and grammar means that your words won't get mangled and everyone will understand

But you are doing none of these.

You are posting 4chan's random board in a thread dedicated to anime girls.

I think you can drop your robotic speech pattern for a second and talk the way you WANT to talk.

Unless this is the way you want to talk, in which case I WILL make fun of you for talking like a robot.
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>>694892167
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>>694892027
I don't really care if they do or not though.

>>694892170
Sounds like my situation then.
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>>694892386
Edgy
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>>694892490
Is that REALLY edgy?

I wasn't trying to be cool or anything.
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>>694891947
Well I did say bring the bat, if there even is a bat.
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>>694892386
You can practice an art outside of its most valuable arena. Do you think when a basketball player tosses trash into a trashcan he's being a fedora-wearing hipster and he should give up and "throw trash away normally"?

Whether you choose to believe it or not, this is the way I WANT to talk. It's how I talk naturally. It's how I talk in person. Feel free to make fun of it, but I can't change 26 years of habit.
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>>694892622
Elitist fag ill have you know i am an robot
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>>694892477
If you don't care, why are you whining about how the places you usually hang out in are dying?
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>>694892170
It appears my birb friend has finally left. And here I had a gummy worm for it.

>>694892665
>Implying I have anything at all
I'm UNARMED for a reason! That means no weapons at all!
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>>694892734
Dude
Tomoko poster is not elite
He's just an edgy fagtron
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>>694892752
Because it matters to me.

Isn't that what this circlejerk is about? Striking conversation?
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>>694892958
Admin went emo?
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>>694892477
Sounds like everyones situation to be honest
>>694892821
You took too long. You would have made a friend for life.
>>694892958
Pretty much, though a few people dont really do that. I drop ice breakers all the time.
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>>694892719
She also taught you how to make excuses too.

Well, unless you are some kind of professor or teacher actively teaching English in some higher learning environment, you sound like a robot and a tool.
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>>694893142
The stereotype wasnt wrong.
All Tomoko posters are retards.
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>>694893142
i am an robit u asswhol
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>>694892958
>it matters to me
>I don't really care what anyone thinks of me

You are really a stupid guy, aren't you?
What's your college degree?
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>>694893259
I know, don't give him any attention, he is just a retard.
Dont take him seriously
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@694893259
@694893275
>Insults must be original

C'mon guys.

If you want my attention do some research and find what triggers me.
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Reclaiming the waifu claiming thread with best claim. Suu is the most capable.
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>>694893389
Suu cant hold a candle for too long. Or anything.
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>>694892958
I'm sorry, I wasn't really following your conversation but the one person I was talking to died after the "Lawrence is a jew" comment and the other has devolved into insulting me. I'm looking to spend my spare bandwidth extending the range of my conversation. Mind if I jump in? What are you talking about?

>>694893117
The same applies here, if you're willing to read that. If not (tl;dr): I'm looking to jump in one someone's conversation. What're you talking about?

>>694893119
Same applies here. If you don't care to read it: I'm looking to jump in one someone's conversation. What're you talking about?

>>694893142
A robot, maybe. A tool, no. Tools serve a purpose. I serve none. And while I also don't fit the bill of the original Russian definition for robot ("forced labor"), I do fit the modern American definition of "someone who does mindless and repeated tasks with no emotion and indifference towards those around them" - if I can paraphrase the modern understanding of the term.

Ironic that to post this I had to click a box labelled "I'm not a robot". Now, for the uninitiated, that would be situational irony: not dramatic or verbal irony. I'll explain the differences if you're interested - I just find the differences to be both important and interesting as most people don't seem to grasp them.
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>>694893382
nobody cares about your attention.
You are insignificant to this thread
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>>694892821
Well we're taking this in a whole other direction. Obviously it just wanted some company, or your head. May never know now.
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>>694893379
But I just want to tie him to a chair and spoon cheerios into his mouth. And ask him how they taste. Only stopping when he responds with 'They're grrrrrrrrrrreat!'
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>>694893537
Nah don't worry about it. I was kind of making a joke with the robot thing also.

Always correct, infallible, all what you try to make your speech. It really doesn't bother me THAT much, I'm just lazy and don't like reading walls of text.
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>>694893382
Your username is DefApps and you use Internet Explorer? I'm confused by your file name.
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@694893541
Your (You)'s nourish me.

>>694893691
Windows Phone. I primarily post on my mobile.
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>>694893537
Sorry, got caught up in birb antics.

>>694893601
I mean, I did say I wanted a pet crow earlier... I guess a seagull would've been cool too...
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>>694893520
That would have been a nice burn, if Suu hadn't smothered the flame first. OH.
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>>694893276
>it matters to me
>I don't really care what anyone thinks of me
I don't see how these two things are in any way connected.

What matters to me is obviously not gonna matter to everyone, unless someone of similar interests is here, of course.

It was only a comment I made after I found out that both of them are dead. WHy are you so set on harping on me?

>What's your college degree?
I'm looking into that.

>>694893117
I don't remember what happened to wakachan, but iiichan's admin just quit apparantly.

>>694893537
>the other has devolved into insulting me
A bit of the same really.

Sure, what do you wanna talk about?
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>>694893537
I was talking about a birb friend with Makoto, various foodstuff for a late night snack and the possibility of sleeping.
>>694893691
Thats Mi Liu.
>>694893725
Looks like Riven. Gonna assume its a Riven.
>>694893782
Prefer a cockatoo to a seagull, one my own age if possible.
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>>694893877
I'm changing the world!

One Gogurt Pack at a time!
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>>694893681
If you're doing something else while browsing this thread I can understand that stance. However if your only mental task right now is reading these posts then I don't really see a problem with walls of text. They provide a diversion from sitting around and waiting for someone else to speak, and USUALLY (although not always) contain more information per post.

>>694893774
Did you willing choose to purchase a Windows phone, or was it selected for you? I don't really understand why people would use Windows over Android or iOS at this point.

>>694893782
Afraid I'm not familiar with "birb" antics, although you needn't apologize. I've just got another 50 minutes to kill and I'm using you all as a cheap source of amusement for that time. I'm probably the one more inclined to apologize right now.

>>694893909
Anything will do. How has your day been so far?

>>694893910
So what is a birb, exactly?
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>>694893859
Well, that was a good comeback. Im impressed.
>>694894030
Its a bird, general term. We have a Kotori poster who claims 'best birb' so we use it in the same way that other people use 'dogger' or 'doggo'.

>Not an imageswap
>Makoto knows
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>>694894030
Are you the same poster who used to claim here some months ago, from time to time?
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>>694893782
Wouldn't have to worry about garbage anymore.
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>>694894030
Oh I'm lurking around 4chan, that is why I dislike walls of text, but even if I "tl;dr" them I usually do read them all.

Unless it's some stupid shit about KanColle or Overwatch.

As for the phone, it was a budget issue.

At the time, after all of my discounts and blah blah blah, the android phone would have cost $120. The Windows phone was $80.

It makes and receives texts and calls, and lets me use the internet. Sure I don't get the Google Play Store (No Pokemon Go, a single tear is not shed) but I don't really mind that either.

Does what I need it to do so I'm happy enough.
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>>694894030
its not horo, its holo...
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>>694893910
C'mon Rory, what are you? A birb racist?

>>694894030
>Implying I'm not doing the same
I assume you're waiting to get off of work or something?

>>694894180
>Dogger
>Doggo
I must be the only one that universally using doge.
>Spooder
Shoo~

>>694894215
>Feeding your pet trash
I know they'll eat anything, but I'd probably spoil the fucker with good stuff.
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>>694894214
Chen with the long lurk. Whats good?
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>>694894180
Suu h has succeeded in impressing.
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>>694894341
This.
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>>694894463
Thanks Doc
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>>694894180
That makes sense. Thank you for the explanation.

>>694894214
I would occasionally pop in, claim Horo, then leave. I didn't realize at the time these were circlejerks and thought it was just an idle way to pass the time with another image post. I haven't done such in probably 6 months now.

>>694894270
Fair enough. My phone is practically my life: I use it to run my business, track my finances, and it's my primary means of entertainment. I even book hotels through it at this point. I couldn't live without an Android.

>>694894341
She was introduced to me as ホロ, so you'll have to forgive me for my direct romanji translation.

>>694894417
Waiting to start work. It's 9:16am on a Saturday here and I start working at 10am.
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>>694894543
Fuck off holo is my waifu
>HOLOLOLOLOLOLO
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>>694894030
My day so far has been the same it has been for the past few weeks.

Woke up went for a bath and walk by the sea and then eating pizza.

Yourself?
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>>694894446
Hey. I am not really able to maintain a conversation right now, but everything is going well. How about you?
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>>694894717
>I am not really able to maintain a conversation right now
Is that ever the case?
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>>694894417
Not really. I just want a companion that will be with me basically for my entire life. Crows and seagulls are fine birds, but come with some drawbacks.
And I will never shoo. You know this.
>>694894451
Well done. Have a puddle of goop on the house.
>>694894543
Not a problem.
>>694894717
Not sure whether to stay up or not. I may still pass out at any moment as normal.
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>>694894543
3 hours ahead of me. I'm waiting to get off of work, fucking night shift yo.
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Jelly of my pokemanz
Megumin a psyduck ofc
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>>694894825
Chen normally music dumps with Homu
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Roree climed
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>>694894875
Pokemom for Ants
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>>694894619
I'm not going to reiterate my stance on this. Feel free to take her: there's zero ability to "defend the honor" of one's waifu online, and I don't feel like listening to an autistic rant about it.

I can resume posting anonymously if you want her. However as far as the spelling goes, the name "Holo" was chosen in 2009 when it was translated to English for fear that American audiences would confuse her name with "whore". She was originally, and should always have been, "Horo".

>>694894626
Sounds like a delightful morning. I don't have any sea walks or pizzas. Just woke up, had a bowl of Cheerios, and soon it's back to work for me. I work probably 10-12 hours a day, 7 days a week right now. Starting a business, paying off massive debts, and owning a home. It takes its toll on your psyche and your resolve.

>>694894717
Wariza is, without equal, the cutest sitting position

>>694894865
At least you work a night shift where you're able to post online. I used to work a night shift at a grocery store and had to spend the whole night cleaning the store when there weren't customers.
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>>694894928
People forget that there's nothing like "r" in Japanese, ra ri ru re ro is just a pronunciation and not actual Hira/Katakana letters so saying that "it's Horo in Japanese" makes no sense. Romaji is just a romanization of Japanese.
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>>694894875
Most definitely not
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>>694894910
That is the original picture size
I used the screenshot feature in the emulator and it is that size.
>>694894928
>implying holo not a whore
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>>694894854
Suu gets a goop! Level up!
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>>694895126
I just can't stop posting Suu, and I'm not even sorry because I'm in too damn good a mood. Suu makes me smile.
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>>694895063
So explode it in Paint or GIMP or something.

It isn't your waifu or anything
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>>694894910
ALL NEW POKEMON FOR ANTS
now we dont discriminate race or spieces.
FUCK YOU SEGA

what this was a kids advert, FUCK OFF, WE ALL KNOW KIDS DON'T PLAY RETRO GAMES ANYMORE. THEY'RE ALL OCUPIED WILL GLORY TRANSVETITE ADVERTS AND CUM ON DADDY. ONLY TRUE MEN PLAY POKEMON. AND THATS WHAT ANTS ARE, TRUE MEN.
THEY CAN CARRY UP TO 1000 TIMES THEIR WEIGHT ABOVE THEIR HEADS.
IF THAT ISNT MANLY I DONT KNOW WHAT IS.

GO BUY POKEMON FOR ANTS OR DIE
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>>694894854
Ya, but, crows are fucking cool. Smart as fuck too.

>>694894875
>I'm the highest level
EHHHHHHH?!

>>694894928
That was my last job, only I was a stocker instead. That shit was THE LITERAL WORST job I've ever had.
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>>694894875
>Charizard's named after Hanako

Aww, that's sweet
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>>694895262
I'm on mobile
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>>694895303
This advertisement is almost the greatest thing I've ever read.
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>>694895311
I guess I'm here to late for hanako
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>>694894417
Once he gets pudgy what will you do?
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>>694895311
I'm afraid I don't know the character slash show. I want to ask why she's burnt, but tell me the show so I can find out in my own time.
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>>694895419
i tried to make it sound like dookieshed as i can imagine him saying all that
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>>694894928
Cheerios you say?

At least you should feel good in having a steady income basis. Helpfully I have no debts to pay off, but I still gotta work for myself, in a low paying job, with a lot competition, in Greece.

That last part may be something of a controversial subject depending on your stance on greece or our work ethic.
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>>694889351
WELL WHERES THE VAGINA?
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>>694895304
I know they are. Cockatoos are just as smart. And dont get me started on Keas and Greys.
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>>694895535
You should suggest it to him.
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>>694895527
>show

HAH!

It's a VN called Katawa Shoujo.
Apparently it's a feels roller-coaster.
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>>694895046
Seems to be copied and pasted from https://forums.hummingbird.me/t/closed-poll-holo-or-horo-spice-and-wolf/8319/43 although I was just reading such and found it quite entertaining. I think "Korbo" will be my new name for her.

And it's not a matter of "forgetting that there's nothing like R in Japanese". Saying such is actually just a misunderstanding of the evolution of the Japanese language. I took both Japanese language and history classes and I can assure you that there is, in a sense, a "thing like R". It's widely accepted that ラリルレロ is pronounced "Ra Ri Ru Re Ro". What there "isn't a thing like" is L.

Also remember that the first people from Europe to discover and trade with the Japanese were not English speakers. It was Portuguese explorers. This is why R was chosen as the proper translation to romanji: because they pronounce that letter similar to a Portuguese R. If we were to treat it like English it sounds more like D than L

>>694895063
She remains pretty faithful to Lawrence the entire time, and spent the last 1000 years in a wheat field having sex with no one. So I'd say she's not a whore. She doesn't even defy her morals for money (like Lawrence, who is a huge whore)

>>694895304
Worst job I ever had was bus boy. I would be called in for an hour on a Friday evening, clean up some vomit from the bathroom floor, then be let go. I was $2.13 an hour because I was supposed to be a tipped employee (the servers are supposed to tip the bus boys) but the servers never tipped me because they don't want bus boys "stealing their tips". So after a month of working there I made a $12 paycheck

>>694895538
I don't know much other than stereotypes about Greek work ethic, but I know the country is in deep financial shit. Ever think about leaving?
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>>694895569
i would but im a lazy mother fucker who has no idea how to contact anyone outside of this, phone, and talking
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>>694895311
OH THE IRONY
HANAKO IS CHARIZARD
KEKEKEKEKEKE
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>>694895619
Alright you win, point taken and thanks for the lesson, ps Holo>horo no matter what happens/happened.
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>>694895562
Why is it this is unattractive, but the moment you stick a big boob woman on top you get Rachnera and i want her?
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>>694895475
>Pudgy
>Implying he won't have an outdoor aviary to fly around in

>>694895562
>More spooder
Shoo~ Shoo~

>>694895619
What. The. Fuck. I'd have quit WAY sooner than that. Then again, I wouldn't take a job that didn't offer minimum wage regardless. My luck is horrible, and that pretty much sounds like RNG: The Paycheck


>Birb video
LOOK AT THIS SEA BIRB!
https://youtu.be/-AyyQ8mOpgk
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>>694895607
Well, since I don't really play vn why is she burnt?
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>>694895779
Because you are literally an autist and shpuld apply noose before its too late
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>>694895867
This thing called fire, it tends to burn people
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>>694895779
In layman's terms, it's called "Shit Taste"

>>694895867
Remember that episode of Family Guy where Peter somehow slings a bunch of hot fry oil all over Lois? I imagine something like that.
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>>694895952
Ugh, family guy. What is Seth even doing anymore.
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>>694895771
I prefer Horo, because that's how I spelled it for two years before the author decided on a different translation. Honestly it doesn't matter what you call her so long as people know who you're talking about. It'd be like if a Japanese person walked up to a guy named Michael and called him "Maikeru". Even though there's no "U" on end of his name, he'd accept this pronunciation (and katakana spelling) because it's "close enough" and he understands who they're talking about.

In any case, her new name is Korbo. She spelled it herself.

>>694895857
Yeah, I stopped going into work after that paycheck. I only worked that long because I was actively looking for another job at the time during the 2008 recession. It took 3 months and 63 applications before I got accepted at Kroger's (not sure if they have those on the west coast, but it's the grocery store where I worked night shifts)
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>>694895952
>watching family guy
Muh "superior humor"
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>>694895817
Sup Orange. Bit late?
>>694895857
Spooder no shoo.
>y u no let birb in
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>>694896165
>eats spider
>OG leone
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>>694895619
I can't leave Greece. This is all I know, other than bullshit pseudo knowledge on imageboard and internet culture.

Leaving would require a lot of money, organisation, direction and an idea of what'll do in the future, all of which are in short supply to me right now.

Maybe that's a viable choice, once I'm done with college.
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>>694896070
>Kroger
Oh, so my FIRST job. Ya, nah, fuck them too. Better than Walmart, but still shit with the way managers treat you.

>>694896165
Shoo~
>Because I'd get in trouble!
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>>694895952
>shit tastes
>coming from a Tomocuck
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>>694896163
You are joking, right?

There are like, 4 major cartoons in the states that almost EVERYONE has seen.

The Simpsons
Family Guy
Futurama
King of the Hill

It has less to do with their brand of comedy, and more to do with THERE IS NOTHING ELSE TO WATCH.
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>>694896429
Tohsaka Rin pleases old men for money, has a dirty anus, saves samples and tumbnails, and is, overall, the joke of /waifu/
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>>694896240
Nuuuuuu
>spudr has been vanquished for now
>>694896385
And you do need to stop going down that hill so fast.
>implying I dont do the same thing
>implying I didnt nearly rear end my sister by doing 85 mph up a hill
>implying Im not still trying to break my 165 kph record
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>>694896534
I choose to watch porn. Nah, I'm kidding. Still though, with my cable candled for almost a year, I'm doing a lot more reading.
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>>694896329
Finish college, the I'd legitimately consider it. You'd be surprised how adaptable humans are. Head to a new country and you'll fit in and find work faster than you know it.

>>694896385
Yeah, the managers were the fucking worst. There were cameras all over the store just for watching the employees - they never once caught a customer stealing. But if you twirled a pen idly while waiting there were no customers at your register because you had already stocked and cleaned everything? That's a write-up.

After graduating I got a job at a tech start-up where the board of directors embezzled a bunch of money and lied to the employees: so that job stopped existing after a year and a half.

And now I'm working for a multinational CDN in a big corporate job. And I fucking hate it. There was an "all company retreat" a few weeks ago and during the award ceremony I noticed that all 12 awards they handed out went to the 12 upper managers of the company. No awards for middle management or for people on the bottom. We're literally faceless cogs while the people above us take all the credit and make 20x larger paychecks

Can't blame them for taking advantage of a broken system, though. I personally blame the baby boomers for all of this generation's problems. They managed to single-handedly ruin an entire nation by borrowing (pronounced: stealing) from their children and securing their own retirement before their own future.
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