RUNNNNN!!!!1

>>694868982
I bet she never does that to someone's head if they were going down on her.
Right ?

Ask her to do that, but with my head.

>>694869701
I wouldn't mind it, tbh.

>>694868982
kneel and accept her as my new god.

>>694868982
Power slam her and tell her it's on

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>>694868982
Fuck on the first date
Go down on her
Accept death

Tell her that i'm not into men

>>694868982
i let her do whatever she wants with me and accept my fate.

Give her your lunch money before she holds you upside down and shakes it out of you

>>694868982
challenge to leg press max 1 rep

I would ask her where the local market is, since I am new in town, I need to know where the local market is. I require the local market to purchase necessities like food and kitchen supplies. Might also ask her which gas station usually has the cheaper gas. I may not drive often, but I'd still like to save money where I can.

>>694868982
ask her why she uses shitty fox farm soil on her buds...

>>694868982
death by snu snu

ask her to do that with my penis

Offer to be her fart-slave, while she teases me repeatedly for my perversion.

>>694868982
I really want to try that sometime, I have pretty strong legs.

>>694868982

reject him kindly and let him know that I'm only interested in women.

>>694868982
Ram my head there, don't care. Dem thighs

>>694870614
aw, man, what the fuck?

>>694868982
Drop my sagging nutsack between her thighs and beg her to smash my nuts.

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>>694870949

>Expecting normalcy
>On 4chan

>>694870354
Of course I'd tell her about my frugalness. She would laugh, and I would be slighly offended because being frugal is no joke. I take pride in the money I make and I will not have it wasted. Since I am new in town I still need this woman for information. I would then ask her if the locals are friendly. What is the noise like throughout the day, it is a smaller town so I'd hope for low noise pollution. All while she is speaking I check my wrist watch to subtly tell her to speed it up.

>>694868982
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Kourtney Olsen. Does sessions, or used to.

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>>694869909
>Accept death
Snu Snu

>>694870502
/thread

>>694871821
She wouldn't catch my subtle hint. I then decide to ask if there are any local zoos in town. I really enjoy going to zoos and seeing the zoo animals. I would have to say my favorite zoo animal would be the giraffe. One time at the zoo I fed a giraffe a leaf and the workers there yelled at me. There was no sign saying I couldn't feed the giraffe. I was very upset that day, but I didn't let it ruin zoos for me. I also like zoo gift shops.

She must have amazing stamina.

I love her. Give me her.

>>694870032
Thank you anon

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>>694868982
I don't like pain but I enjoy some pussy. Pic related.

>>694868982

face is 7/10

Has what seems to be a nice rack, is slim but built enough to to not by skinny/tiny

Flirt back and hope it leads to sex/10

>>694868982
PC crush her pussy.

>>694868982
Honestly, I wouldn't mind it. She isn't ugly, she isn't a roid whore, and she doesn't look like a dyke. Tomboyish sure. I have no problem with that.

I'd flirt back and then smack her ass hard.

i have a crush

>>694868982
Flirt back, dumb ass. You think she'd get away with murder if I fucked up? Please. I'm white and in America.

Anything she says.

>>694868982
ask him about his routine

>>694874938
You'd break your fucking hand, mate.

No way her butt isn't abundant as all get out, with thighs like that.

>>694875685
Kek you're right. I looked at some pics of her. Her ass is literally two cinder blocks.

Hopefully id just get away with a fracture.

>>694868982
I wouldn't get it and she'd lose interest.

>>694868982
do a 360 and walk away.

https://nypost.com/2013/10/23/female-bodybuilder-steroids-gave-me-a-penis/

>>694868982
Flirt back.

>>694877296

In other words, she'd get another way to be a dominatrix.

>>694868982
Fuck her right in the pussy

>>694868982
Surrender

Are we sure she's not really a succubus in disguise?

Holy fuck... those legs... she could push a strap-on pretty good against a boy's prostate <3

Dress her as chun li

>>694868982
awkwardly giggle and dont make eye contact and walk away.