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>>694865561
Sure there is. Just start talking about whatever. Kids are pretty easy to talk to. Don't you want that 10 year old puss?
>>694865833
Why are those little things so damn cute?
>>694865726
They're 14.
Besides, I'm just some 20yo granpa in shorts in their eyes.
>>694865915
It's a defense mechanism
RIGHT FULL RUDDER
REVERSE STARBOARD ENGINE
>>694865979
Nah, I don't think they think of you that way. I was always talking to adults when I was younger. I actually preferred it. Even when I was a freshman in high school I was hanging out with seniors. Kids don't mind being around adults if you're cool enough. I'm sure one of them would be interested in all your cool computer shit.
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
>>694866467
GRIND
>>694866598
Hector, I will RAPE you.
>>694866731
It's Clyde bruh
>>694866821
You're lying to me again.
>>694866731
Grind?
>>694867014
No. I will fuck you with a rusty butcher knife.
>>694866301
Except I'm not cool enough.
My "cool computer shit" isn't consumer electronics. Kids these days like consumer electronics.
I use a business-class laptop with a janky Terrorist-looking external graphics card mounted in a plastic basket with zip-ties. I don't even own any touchscreen devices. I'm sure none of them even know what a graphics card is.
>>694867220
That sounds pretty cool to me. But I do have to ask: do you even want friends?
>>694867379
I want friends, but I don't want to pursue them.
It's like: I want wealth, but I don't want to support Capitalism in order to get it.
>>694867105
I'm not even the other guy tho. I just wanted to make another stupid joke, and lurk.
>>694867519
Then you aren't going to make friends. If you don't make it known that you want friends then you aren't going to make any. You have to be outgoing.
Gonna lurk, shitpost on pol a bit
How bout our nigga Harambe
>fapping to women
faggots
>>694868030
>nigga
That's an insult to gorillas. Don't associate them with niggers.
>>694868135
>implying I don't prefer to fap to herms and boys
More Ass :)
>>694867760
Return on investment seems low.
>>694868373
That may be true, but it depends on who you try to make friends with. I don't know about you, but I can tell when someone is pretty cool. It's not hard to read people and tell who would make a good friend and who wouldn't.
Oh my fucking god, why are 90% of the posts in the feels thread "wahh, this girl I love doesn't love me back!"? It's so fucking annoying.
>>694868524
Mmm, more deer and antelope please
>>694868769
It's not much different from sfur.
Quit whining about something you like.
>>694868612
It seems that "cool" means "supports Capitalism".
I'd rather shoot myself. Except guns are illegal and cost money.
>>694868135
you're so much cringy and fat that you had to change your sexuality on homo? kek
>>694869018
Such gorgeous thighs
>>694868958
I just want to go to those threads and see some really sad shit, not 15 year whiny faggots bitching about how some girl they love doesn't love them back because they're clingy cringelords. Why is it so hard for people to understand that you have to make someone love you, and that it isn't just going to happen? Why are people so stupid?
>>694868958
Nah, you seem pretty cool to me. And I don't know how it's like where you live, but I knew a good few people who hated Capitalism.
>>694869386
People have no political thoughts here other than "Support ruling Party", provided they even have any at all.
Such is the political landscape when it is illegal to speak things that defame people or hurt their feelings.
>>694866415
Hory shet. More gifs?
How can you function in society when these are your sexual interests
