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my face is so fucking asymmetrical and lopsided and disgusting.
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my face is so fucking asymmetrical and lopsided and disgusting.

i will never even be "ugly" i will always be "disgusting" at best. i'm 0/10, most i'll ever be is 2, even if everything else was perfect

it's so fucking obvious i'm too ugly to have a gf

i really don't see the fucking point in living anymore.
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Just end it all OP. Ugly people have no place in the new world order.
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>>694840591
> accept reality
A S S U M I N G
> keep playing guitar
> get over your damn insecurities
> Woo girls and or make money

Also, VERY IMPORTANT.
get off this site
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ANHERO, ANHERO
kys
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An hero if this dubs
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>>694840591
>implying one needs a girlfriend or not worth anything.

fuck women, fuck relationships, over hyped.

if you base your worth on your looks and having a drama queen bitch to nag you, i don't know what to say, man.
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>>694840591

>filename


lmfao!
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>>694841382
Bro life is nothing if you have no hope of getting pussy.
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Play guitar
Go on runs
Join a band
Work hard for the sake of pride in a job well done
Run more
Make friends with musicians
Run more
Make friends with girls
Jam more
Kiss grill
Etc
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>>694841382

This.

You have to love yourself before anyone else does.

It's either be strong and find something you can put your time and effort into that is subjectively worthwhile and find yourself, or do what an average /b/tard would say.
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>>694840591
You're not even ugly bro. Come on!!

Get yourself in shape and cleaned up and your golden!

Quit making excuses man, it's either you take life or you get taken by others. Just do what the fuck you want.
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You again? Cmon
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>>694840591
IMO, you don't even look that bad lol
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>asymmetrical

no one sees the asymmetricalness we just see the fat. Go lyft fatty.
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>>694840591
You always post these. Just kill yourself already if you hate life so much.
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>>694841637
ya, ok man, i'm a 35 yo virgin.. i dont give a damn.
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>>694841985
That's true OP.
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>>694842057
My condolences.
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>>694840591
I'll talk to you if you jerk off to my girlfriend, my kiks 'thecaptainwt2'
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>>694840591
which it is the worst that can happen

all world is = of shit (you're just another between
the shit)
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>>694842135
condolences?

lol... why do you care? i certainly don't.
the squeeze ain't worth the juice...
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if it helps, this faggot likes your face. 9/10, just work out a little and take that fat away
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>>694842057
>>694849591

>remember what Dory always says
>Just keep jackin', just keep jackin jackin jackin
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>>694842295
Coming from someone who's never stuck there dick in a nice little pussy.

It's worth it. Also, I don't care. I was just being nice.
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>>694841863
Hey, that's what my ex calls me...

I miss her...
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>>694842472
sorry , *their
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>>694840591
>6thsense

loled
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>>694840591
i thought u would have killed yourself by now
man up OP
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>>694842057
HAHA
Stay lonely, cuck
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>>694842472

from what i have observed... the bullshit, insecurity, and drama most certainly arent worth that.
I don't need to know it, but the heartache.. hell no. i don't need the stress.
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>>694842757
>implying i'm lonely.

wow, aren't we overreaching.
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cole? is that u?
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>>694840591
you're fine m8, keep playing the guitar. you could get an ed sheer an vibe going if you cleaned up your hair and worked out a little bit. believe in yourself faggot!
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can you act?

> pic related
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>>694842808
Yeah.. but you also haven't stuck your dick inside anyone. trust me, and everyone else who will agree with me, when I say that you are wrong. Not trying to be mean, but you are wrong.

Pussy is gold. It feels amazing.
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Maybe you're not ugly...just an autist with no social skills. It's not that women don't like you, it's that they don't care; they don't even know you exist. You're no more memorable than a new fire hydrant, or a white 4-door sedan. Until you bring something interesting to the table, this cycle will continue.
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>>694840591
you're just fat
join a gym
stop posting here except weekends for 5 months
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>>694843036
>implying feelings are worth the bullshit.

sorry, not sold.
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>>694843150
um, "autist" really isn't a word faggot
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>>694843031
Is this man handsomer than op?
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>>694843264
no he od'd on tranya
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>>694843177
You literally don't know what the fuck you're talking about. If you want to take solace in being a pathetic virgin, that's your prerogative man.
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>>694843264

I'd imagine they each have 2 hands
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>>694842057
I can hear the denial in your voice through my computer screen. Rip.
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>>694840591
If you weren't such a fat sad looking faggot you'd be an 8. Get ripped and fucking smile you Autist. The only reason you look shit is because your face has 10 pounds more than it should have, you look like you're about to cry, and your hair looks like it's the physical embodiment of the word oil
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>>694843558
lol
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>>694843650
/thread
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>>694840591
You look like a fat version of the kid from 6th sense who got fat.
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>>694843914
someone read the filename
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>>694843988
wow anon is psychic
I hope he doesn't figure out I'm dead
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>>694840591
Oh my gosh it's you again. No joke I'm glad you didn't kill yourself from the last time you made a post downing yourself. Glad to see your back here alive at least. Still here hoping you feel better OP. Hope to see you around here more!
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>>694844218
I am also sensing mild autism
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>>694840591
You look normal to me in all honesty.

I've seen guys way uglier with girlfriends.

Just pretend like you're confident and things will eventually go your way
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>>694844344
>Just pretend like you're confident
and take a shower/dress better
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>>694840591
here's hoping you have a sparkling personality.
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>>694840591
>people still replying to stale pasta bait
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>>694840591
I know you believe what you're typing here but it's not true.
If that's a picture of you then you are certainly not disgusting. You may be a bit unstyled at the moment but that is easily remedied.
What's more difficult to mend is a broken spirit and that will be your challenge.
We are not here to be miserable.
We are here to be aware and revel in our time.
Uglier people than you have happy marriages and fulfilling lives.
I urge you to foster your interests, whatever they may be and continue to live and become better for as long as you can.
Best wishes, OP.
GO GET EM.
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"Autist" isn't a word. Some of you are almost as cringe as OP.
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>>694844668
ITS NOT B8 GODDAMIT
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>>694844767
kek autist
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>>694843344
Trekkie detrekted.
Live long and prosper.
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>>694844900
Excuse me? "Autistic" is a word.

"Autism" is a word.

There is no such thing as an "autist."
No wonder you faggots are voting for Trump.
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>>694845202
I hope you relish it as much as I!
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>>694840591
Weren't you the kid from the sixth sense?
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>>694842057
>ya, ok man, i'm a 35 yo virgin.. i dont give a damn.
neee>>694842057
what sense live (no offense)
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>>694845265
I saw a recipe online not long ago. Did you see that too?
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>>694840591

I don't either.
I suggest eating yourself to death.
But it looks like from your picture that you already started.
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>>694845810
EVERYONE STOP CALLING ME FAT GODDAMMIT
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>>694840591
cheer up bro, you're cute
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1. Go to social groups where there are Asians/Hispanics/Blacks
2. OMG a white guy my kids can have lighter skin then me
3. Pussy central as long as you don't mind 18+ years of marriage and/or child support
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>>694844813
this thread is posted multiple times a day.
at least 3 times a day by different people.
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>>694846380
NO ITS NOT
I AM A SENSITIVE INDIVIDUAL
I NEED ADVICE
FAGGOT FUCK
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>>694846519
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>>694840591
Dude you're not ugly calm down.
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>>694846824
GODDAMMIT STOP TRIGGERING ME
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>>694845969
>EVERYONE STOP CALLING ME FAT GODDAMMIT

Do you want some Cheesy Poofs?
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>>694846953
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>>694846894
Tittays
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>>694840591

you're ugly but that is not an excuse. even the werewolf bros were able to bang 8/10's.

You're just one boring fucktard
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0/10
i agree you are better off dying and living the next life.
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>>694840591
Whippin up some pasta spaghetti.
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>>694847023
not anon but I'm so high I could eat this whole thing right now
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>>694840591

You look like you would have bigger breasts than your mother.
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>>694847424
you're not high. you are just one boring fucktard
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>>694846519
>NO ITS NOT
>I AM A SENSITIVE INDIVIDUAL
>I NEED ADVICE
>FAGGOT FUCK


Sideways for attention, longways for results
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I'll date you OP give me your email now.

I'm dead serious.
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>>694847597
I'll fight you faggot
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>>694840591
There's a pretty good looking face under that pudge. Channel all that angst into a good exercise regiment and you're set, anon. Trust me.
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>>694847733
ITS NOT A CRY FOR ATTENTION JESUS
WHY IS EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD A FUCKING FAGGOT GODDAMMIT
FUCK YOU
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>>694847902

you can't fight. you're just a boring fucktard
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>>694847813
I know but you have a mancock
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>>694847994

did you just call me a mexican?
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>>694840591
Oh look, another boy who believes that men and women have the exact same attraction triggers and who emulates female behavior when he tries to seduce women.

>she doesn't like my hair!!! my life is over!
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>>694848009
I actually find I'm rather interesting
just not to faggots like you on hard drugs
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>>694848085
JESUS YOU GOT TO HELP ME MANG
SHIT
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>>694840591
You look like this MLP faggot : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9Wub8kIu7k
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>>694848182

yeah. keep telling yourself that. you're just a boring fucktard
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>>694848065
No i don't I'm foreals
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>>694848252

I will help you, sure.
Make sure the knife is sharp.
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>>694848367
and yet you keep replying o King of Taste

are you sure you're not just a drug-addled fuckwad?
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>>694848381
I know but I want a waifu
not some smelly faggot man
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>>694848532
you need to put the tequila bottle down miguel
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>>694847994

You are crying for attention so hard that someone should put a pacifier in your mouth.
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>>694848606
nope you boring fucktard
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>>694848886
NO LISTEN FROM NOW ON YOU SHUT UP GODDAMMIT
I DONT NEED TO HEAR THAT FUCKING SHIT
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>>694848176
Men and women don't have the same attraction triggers?
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>>694848947
I'm not boring
I disembowel nurses
huh? what about that?
call me boring again faggot
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>>694849072

yeah in your dreams you boring fucktard
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>>694848176
what's an attraction trigger?
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>>694840591
Shave, cut your hair, eat healthy, and work out for 30 minutes to an hour a day, shower everyday, and girls will be all over you. I've quite a few friends who are much uglier than you and have had tons of decent girlfriends
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>>694840591
It's ok OP atleast you don't weigh 380
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>>694848973

Calm down, Junior.
Don't make me take your Pokemon Go away from you.
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>>694847813
please don't listen to that other guy, he's pretending to be me

My email is [email protected]
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>>694843351
>pathetic virgin.

nice to know what you think of me without even knowing me.
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>>694840591
Oh Jesus OP, there is nothing wrong with you cept you're chubby. Dude, I always reply to these bait posts cuz I was like that once. Dude, you are early 20s (maybe 20-22) at the oldest. Lose weight and get in shape. Only reason you think you are asymmetrical is cuz you are overweight. Dude, I was a nobody no chick look at me guy. I lost weight, and got in shape. I had chicks and guys hitting on me after that. You look fine. You kinda look like me and I had people ask me if I was "dat dude from dat magazine?". Bro, OP, lets talk man, you're not ugly, just chubby.
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>>694849999
Shit nice quads

I'm op, I don't even have Pokemon go btw. Also I'm not the guy using all caps
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>>694845618
>implying sex is life.

wow, you fools are fucked in the head 1 track tards, aren't you?
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>>694850201

if you are OP you still look ugly as hell.
Try shaving, getting a haircut, taking a shower more often and exercising.

Also stop being such a pussy and go up and try talking to a girl. The worst that can happen is that they laugh at you or ignore you.

And if that does not work out you could always paint yourself with floor polish and go out and get shot by a cop. The publicity will make you famous and girls will be all over you.
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>>694850366
Ooo getting defensive are we anon? Go out and get some vagina, maybe you won't be so damn salty.
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>>694850735

ya, you got me.
>me being this defensive.
>me giving a damn what anons think of me.
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>>694850534
i know i'm ugly

i got a haircut this week and shaved, i already showered every day and i played basketball like 3 times this week

i feel like giving up
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>>694850201
OP? This was me>>694850197
You really that down on yourself? You wanna talk in a place free from /b/'s faggotry and insults?
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>>694840591
realize kids on here mostly teens/early 20s. they have to jerk off all the time. women/sex/insults is their world

90% women don't go for looks brother. if you want a woman/sex then maker her laugh. also don't go to 4chan for advice most ppl on here will tell you to kill yourself. (inb4 this advice is equally crap). ignoring all insults to this post
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>>694851456

shut up, man up and grow a pair.

i bet you have never even been seen naked by another guy before in your entire life

you sound sheltered and stupid
turn off the xbox and go outside
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>>694851629
>also don't go to 4chan for advice most ppl on here will tell you to kill yourself

Actually most on here will create Facebook pages encouraging you to kill yourself. Some of them even use Twitter and Instagram.
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>>694851595
i'm actually 25

yeah if you want to talk i have kik and i already posted my gmail
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>>694852068
This entire thread is bait. He's baiting betas by holding up a mirror to betas and demonstrating behavior and traits that betas hate within themselves.

>top reminding me that I don't like who I am!
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>>694852068
>i bet you have never even been seen naked by another guy before in your entire life
huh. i think actually a few guys have seen my dangus at the swimming pool bathroom and one time a guy looked over the stall while i was in the bathroom at school, so that's 2 guys at least
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>>694840591

You have some cute puppy dog eyes. If you're hairy, I'd totally be into you. But then again I'm gay so there's that.
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>>694852650
oh ok I dont have kik, but if that chumbawumba thing is your gmail, Ill email you, not that I have any sort of magical advice or anything, but hell maybe just having someone to talk to will help us both. You'll know it bec. its me. Jack. Richard. Dick, or Bob.
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It's ok /b/ro!
By the way, do you see dead people too?
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Yeah you are a hideous peice of shit OP, feel free to not impose on the gene pool unless it's with blacks
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>>694853533
yeah that's my email
>>694853716
no but i wish i was dead people
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>>694853967

at this rate the ugly will kill you before anything else does

your body will just reject your face and the rest of your organs will follow
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>>694840591
aw ur so cute
i see potential in u
don't kill urself anon
i used to think i was ugly til i discovered makeup and instagram filters
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>>694840591
dude u have a guitar ur already cool
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>>694854209

bad news
you're still pretty damn ugly
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>>694854405
she's okay stop being dumb
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actually tbh you really arent that bad like 6.5 id say
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>>694854934

i'd have to see her tits to confirm
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>>694840591

we are all going to die one day
....but if you try hard enough you can make yours happen before the rest of us.
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>>694845217
Get off you autist
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>>694840591

IF YOU HAD A CHEAT CODE IN LIFE IT WOULD BE UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT FUCK YOU
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