>type your birth date into google images
>find the first picture of a car
>this is your vehicle for the zombie apocalypse
well /b/, how fucked are you?
>>694840374
cmon bro thats practically cheating lol
>>694840522
RIP
>>694840846
side view
I am so getting laid in this thing.
I'll be fine as long as I have a lot of fuel
>>694840967
kek
>>694840030
'63 Lincoln Continental Convertible
Nice
>>694841353
have fun anon!
>>694841369
sexy car tbh
beep beep motherfuckers
>>694841444
Witnessed
>>694841733
best one so far i think. nice and strong
yeee
>>694841912
>>694841924
welp fuck. it'll probably function better as a house than vehicle imo
Win
>>694842209
>buses wn be this sexy again
why even live?
>>694840030
Honda S2000 Supercharged
Meh
Anything past 97 is b& lol
>>694842504
>sportscar
>meh
i got a minivan. id kill for a car lol x.x
>>694841733
>>694841733
firetruck apocalypse master-race, what's good
>>694840030
Fuck off, cancer. You know who you are you spineless piece of shit.
Did I win or lose?
>>694843045
what?? what did i do?
Does this count? If it's operable I'd be fucking set. If not the 1st actual vehicle was a buick lesabre
>>694840030
I mean i guess dude
>>694840030
I'm good
Literally the first image
>21298
All that popped up was this train and pictures of Asian girls
>>694840030
>>694843189
>your vehicle is also a house
ehh id say you win
>>694843474
Forgot pic
>2.12.98
no fair I was fucked before apocalypse if this was my car
does this count?
if not...
>>694843613
>the year 21298
nigga u from the future? it's only 2014 so far fucking retard
does this?
if not...
>>694840030
Fuck.
This is fine.
does this?
>>694843592
hello 1990
if you don't use the format ddmmyyyy you're a fucking retard
>>694843809
>>694843884
>>694843968
i forgot to tag them
Could've been worse but I struggle to think of how.
>>694840030
god has forsaken me
I mean yyyymmdd
pretty good if you ask me
im cool
http://www.my-lhd.co.uk/images/voitures/9772a-car-porsche-911%20964-1.jpg
>>694840030
>>694844298
unfair :(
>>694842727
Yeah true but there's not much space for shit I wouod want to take.
I guess I would be happy with it.
Honestly if someone said "whatever car appears in the Google search of your birthday you can have " I would be more than pleased with it but it's not GREAT.
Aww Hell yeayuh
close enough
>>694844298
lucky bastard, mines not too bad though
See you after an hero, I'm fucked.
>>694844488
This is a good bait to catch underagefags if you image search the image
This is okay I guess. Probably gonna wrap it around a pole or something tho.
do i get to pick?
feelin good
>>694844624
>2014
what? MODS
>>694844678
that's not how google image search works dumb FUCK
No car but I'll take this
I don't even know how.
This kinda looks like a hearse
>>694844375
>>694844809
hell yeah zombies ain't shit
>>694845066
You expect me to believe that 50 year olds frequent this site?
>ITT filthy lies
>besides boats are a stupid idea during an apocalypse because you run out of fuel in the middle of salt water with no food
>>694840030
Winning!
>>694845066
>mother
>Chubby
>dresses like 19th century
Don't take that anon
>>694843880
Fuck yea
i be rollin'
>>694840030
Do trains count? because my 12th pic was a fucking train. If not, I guess I get this lot of gas guzzlers ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ok
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>>694840030
Do I win?
Not too bad
I'm set.
Top kek, date is 08142000
I know im underage, shut up fags
dec/10/1992
>>694845680
Forgot pic
>not too bad
>>694840030
Hell, I'll take it.
Fuckin set.
Very mediocre
Lucked out on this one
Holy shit... For once I think I'll survive the zombie apocalypse
I'm cool with this
>>694846383
23/02/1988
>>694846383
>car
Least I'm going out with style
I get a tank.
When I was born, the Soviet Union invaded Czechoslovakia.
As long as I can find fuel, I'll be fine.
>>694840030
I think I'll be fine
87' Thunderbird....
kinda disgusted it's a Ford...
But fuck it, I'll Take it. I'm happy with it
>>694840030
I may be fucked.
Thought I was gonna get something good.
Also yes, b day is d day.
I think I'm safe
>>694841353
Kek
>>694846522
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Railroad_car
I'm fucked
Goddamnit.
>>694845355
But that's at least two generations of sex. Or food while I'm on the boat
Muslim peace train inc!
Toot toot
>>694846767
>1936
>>694847433
Kek
Eat the big one, keep the little one as your concubine.
Ahhh mutha-fucking yes
>>694840030
1985 Renault Encore.
>>694847831
As long as you have enough diesel you're set. Ain't shit gonna be able to mess with that.
I´ll survive
Acura NSX.
Not bad, not bad at all.
shit
>>694840030
Took about 400 images to find this...
P.s.- now a bit depressed as the 1st like 80 were almost all gravestones, so thanks for that T.T
A big pickup would be pretty good for mowing down zombies.
Strap a plow to the front and all that jazz.
>>694840846
>1998
arent you a little young to be on the internet
im ok with this.
I'll be chilling in my RV riding the apocalypse out.
Hmmm . . .could be worse I guess . . .
I think I'll be ok
>>694841891
>1998
Isn't it past your bedtime?
git gud.
this could work out
>>694840030
>>694840030
Shit. Now I'll have all the British Zombies on my ass for sure.
>>694840030
A 1955 Chevy Bel Air custom with a modern 6.2 liter 400 horsepower V8 engine.
http://www.barrett-jackson.com/Events/Event/Details/1955-CHEVROLET-BEL-AIR-CUSTOM-2-DOOR-101684
Its pretty rad, it definitely looks the part for the post apocalypse with the red and black paint scheme and glorious chrome and it should be fast and heavy enough to trade paint pretty well; but its going to suck down gas and its ground clearance is going to be an issue.
we good lads
>>694840030
Come at me, scum
Fuck really! Future gay zombie reporting!
>>694846901
nascars are all the same underneath
its just stickers
>>694850599
Bitch ass vehicle. You couldn't drive it. Needs retarded amounts of upkeep. I'm sure it runs on pump gas tho.
emm,,, ok
i pick the elephant
>>694840030
1 17 85 reporting
Not bad...
>>694840030
4x4 suv, oh yea
>>694850588
Another shit vehicle. Looks pretty. Low pro tires will pop. No ground clearance. Stuck to the streets.
Well I'll be able to outrun them that's for sure.
what if your car has already been claimed?
>>694841369
my ferrari bro..
>>694851561
right until some asshole puts you into the wall at 200 mph
A Singapore bus. Okay. I'm good I think.
>>694851703
Your fucked.
A shit box honda civic wagon.
Lots of interchangeable parts.
Good mpg.
Turn the key, shit runs. Everytime.
The fucking best would be a Toyota truck with a solid front axle. Militas mount .50cals in the bed for a fucking reason.
FUCK YEAH! GOODBYE ZOMBIES.
not fucked at all
fine with this
>>694840030
>got a fire truck
Insides of fire trucks are pretty spacey, did I win?
I don't think I'm too fucked
shet
pretty sure im fucked
Only vehicle I could find
>>694852413
Upon further investigation, that car is from 2002. Therefore you are 14, and a underage fag.
im good /b/ois
>>694853461
Until you run out of fuel and crash to the ground.
MFW birthday is on july 4th
Merica
>>694852808
MoPar Challenger Kit Car
nice but yeah, you're fucked
I'll be fine
Hey that's mildly adequate
Nice freedom mobile.
>>694853968
>September 5, 2015
Less than a year old? underaged b&
>>694849970
cant count past 17? kill yourself
eh
I can work with this
>>694854857
kek no clue how that happened
Ok I'm good bye
>>694840030
Ford Capri ghia 2.0
I'm happy
>>694854857
You'll definitely survive with that vehicle because none of the zombies will want to eat such a disgusting faggot
>>694840967
Fuck sake I was 16 and had my 1 and only gay experiment the night before that
>>694853461
lol that's my gender
Thanks steve jobs XD
Could be worse...
I'm good.
I fucking win
Not rly a car but I guess, I'm good XD
>>694840030
any anons need a ride?
i lik this car
Later days and better lays, motherfuckers!
>>694840030
#notalltrucks