You get the chance to fuck one animated character.
Whom do you pick?
>>694836553
your mother in a videogame
it's a toss up between the following:
Penny gadget, or Card captor Sakura, Pippi Longstockings or Rin kokonoe.
yes I know.
>the only good answer
I'm not a weeb or anything, but this smile makes my dick hard as diamonds.
>she ignores every guy
>treats me like a king
>skin tight black suit
>legs for days
fucking perfection.
>>694828539
>>694828725
Gadget is best waifu.
lost in threads
>>694837127
There's no denying the utterly rampant sex appeal she has.
Holy shit...
sammy
Zelda, please!
>>694837437
Hey man, don't fucking talk about my wife like that.
You can look but don't get any dirty thoughts, I don't want to have to beat your ass.
>the ass was fat
>>694837437
>>694837127
this.
I'd also take Mercy, Symetra, or Pharah.
>>694836553
100% agreed pal twd season 1 + fucking Clem scene = best graphics novel game ever
Clementine from TWD, for sure
I'd love that pussy :')
>>694837737
*unsheathes katana folded over a thousand times and unlocks sharingan mangekyou*
I would think twice about taking that tone with me if I were you
>>694837737
Oh please. I'll bend her over a table and fuck her ass if I like. There's no way a single faggot like you could keep her all to yourself.
>>694836553
Missed the last one of these threads, so I'll jump in now. I have a very long fucking list though. But if I'm allowed only one person? Jack from Mass Effect. I fell in love with that woman.
>>694838093
>>694838168
BACK OFF????
I may look human on the outside, but I am 100% wolf in the inside. You don't want to see me when I'm angry.....
>>694838405
>>694838168
>>694838093
the level of faggotry here is off the charts
>>694836553
>>694838093
>>694838405
only appropriate choice
Haruka from Senran Kagura came to mind before anything else. Maybe one of the Buta no Gotoki or Haha Musume girls instead. Can't think of anything else.
>>694836553
My fantasy crush since childhood.
>>694838713
Who is...?
>>694838351
Miley Cyrus's older sister tbh fam
>>694837153
midna, y u giv me such boners
>>694838093
>>694838405
Nice work guys.
>>694837153
lolwut
>>694837596
never seen the triforce bush b4
>>694837883
yup
>>694838759
Forgot the image
>>694836553
my choice
>>694838768
Nah. I'm not seeing it friend. Miley disgusts me.
Kim Kadarshian
>>694838405
>>694838093
Without hesitation
Mikasa, bitch
I'd have that pussy lookin' like Shiganshina
My waifu
>>694838817
Snow White.
>>694837596
Oh man, that bush.
Yeah
>>694836553
Girls from the Amagami anime
hands down.
>>694838405
*I stab you in the heart with my phantom blade it does not kill you but it hurts and sends shockwaves throughout your body*
Heh bet you didn't see that coming
*I throw you in the air before raining down my special move the meteor halifax storm with my back turned as you are not worthy of my eyes looking at your demise*
Nothin personal
>>694838908
No tits and barely any ass.
I've seen 14 year old's with more development then her.
>>694838892
Just the thought of miley makes me physically ill, and I love me some jack m8. Trust me shit is cash I know. She looks a good bit like Miley though when she has hair.
>>694839141
Dear lord. The cringe is strong with this one.
The terrible terrible things i would do to Wendy's body... focused more on her ass, being a ass lover.
Seems like a bunch of faggots are in here. Nobody I know can deny Mom-mode Bulma.
>>694838817
MODS
>>694839141
>meteor halifax storm with my back turned as you are not worthy of my eyes looking at your demise
fuckin kek'd
>>694839221
exactly
Android 18
>>694839358
Ew, battle of the gods bulma is best bulma.
>>694836553
Is that even a question?? Pinhead Larry, without hesitation
>>694836553
If you don't know who this is......
>>694839141
*the clouds start to spread out, revealing that tonight is a night of the full moon*
I... warned.. you..
*My clothes start tearing off as I slowly turn into a werewolf, drastically growing in size. I howl into the night sky* (vid related starts playing as I transform) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZtzn5GQOng
LETS DANCE!
>>694839692
I know who this is.
>>694839692
Really makes you think..........
>>694839692
>has the title of the movie in the filename so even if someone didn't know they can find out and pretend
Come on now
This bitch right here.
>>694839256
Nice to see someone else who appreciates Jack as well friend. I suppose the hair is similar but tbh I just love how deeply emotional her backstory is if you really read into it...plus she's super hot..and crazy..in a good way though. As Shepard says "She's getting better" kek.
Mana
>>694839358
MILFs are always nice.
>>694839766
>I... warned.. you..
Fucking gold. Continue.
>>694836553
>>694839692
Velma, right?
>not quiet
faggots
>>694839818
>>694839358
https://youtu.be/R-wkAw2tuYw
Literally the best scene in the whole movie
>>694839535
teasing motherfucker with the come hither eyes
>>694836553
This one
>>694839766
I was fully expecting the link to lead me to Duran Duran's "Hungry Like The Wolf." You missed a grand opportunity to be less of a complete cringelord faggot
>>694836866
>>694838908
>Without hesitation
>Without hesitation
>Without hesitation
>>694839766
*I activate my beast hunter outfit it gives me super agility and super speed allowing me to be twenty times faster than any animal in existence all throughout time and space I leap into the air and summon my silver lycan chainguns blessed by athena*
It's dinner time
*My gun shoots at a rate of 10000 bullets per second and in less than half a minute your body is blown to nothing but blood and dust*
I guess he didn't know I am the real terror of the night
*my cape whips behind me and I flash a signature smile before absorbing your remains to increase my power tenfold*
>>694840354
see
>>694837127
I'm not a weeb.
>>694839766
A gust of win blows, as a cloud of smoke appears beside the two warriors....
*Why have I been summoned here along with Big Black Tobi.....?*
why are there no pictures of this bitch in this thread
start posting niggers
>>694838873
The only real answer.
>>694839129
Excellent choice.
>>694840816
Because nobody wants to fuck her, apparently.
>>694840816
Ooohhhh. She's on my list. Nice post.
>>694836553
Liru or Samus
>>694840634
>>694839766
>>694839141
>>694838093
this shit is now the thread, fuck this r34 shit, i want more of this gold right here.
>>694837127
>>694840987
>>694840634
>I activate my beast hunter outfit it gives me super agility and super speed allowing me to be twenty times faster than any animal in existence all throughout time and space I leap into the air and summon my silver lycan chainguns blessed by athena
Oh god. It's like all autistic comments combined. Fucking A
>>694840634
>>694840634
Big Black Tobi jumps in front of the Red Ranger . . . severely injured, or dead thanks to the fast bullets of the NamiSake gun and is sent back to the spirit realm
. . . " . . . Why you, little . . ." . . .
>>694841144
>>694840634
*you miss, giving me enough time to retreat*(my mom just told me I have to turn off my computer... you win this time.)
p.s. someone please take over this fight, it cant end like this
Noone else?
Villetta
>>694841411
are you guys fucking roleplaying on a internet thread??
>>694841411
not big black tobi
>>694841581
S O L I D
O
L
I
D
>>694839221
Point?
>>694841411
ok
>>694840634
>>694841411
>my mom just told me I have to turn off my computer... you win this time.
Wow. This is some next level autism.
>>694841411
a shadowy figure with a broad toothy smile emerges from the shadows emanating a shadow energy...
"dont worry little pup, I'll deal with this one"
and before anyone could react the area becomes pitch black with shadows coming from my beneath my shadow cape... all that can be seen are the white flashes of light as a blade dances through the shadows slicing up the beast hunter fool with ease...
all that can be heard after the carnage is brought to light is a cackle seeming to become more and more distant
my queen
>>694841732
where did you get that image
>>694841889
I feel like the autism increased when he included his mother in it. Couldn't he just have said that he needed to get off
>>694837127
Call me a fag all you want but I just don't see the sex appeal with Widowmaker. Only person in this game who gets me hard is Mercy.
Mercy claimed.
Better back up before you get slapped up!
>>694842115
you guys realize this is all a satire right? a joke if you will?
>>694838815
that master
>>694842015
>>694842015
>>694842015
>>694842015
>>694842251
>wheredoyouthinkweare?.gif
Sure about that? It's/ b/
>>694842188
are you ready to defend the right to her hand in combat
*unsheathes katana forged in the heart of a dying star*
>>694836553
The one that I want... ooh ooh ooh.
>>694841946
>>694841268
>>694841411
*I stop Big Black Tobi from returning to the shadow realm and steal his power then I turn my attention to this new opponent*
You cannot hope to stand to me your shadows are mere playthings in my world of pain where I am king
*Before your blade can make its first slice I grab it and disintegrate it with a mere thought I use my newfound telekinesis to pull you to me before uppercutting you with my flaming hyangjung fists of stamina and you are rocketed 2000 feet to the sky
before you can land I use my elbow to make the impact that much greater I stand above your bloodied body and end it with a stab of my katana*
This is personal kid
>>694841946
saw the word shadow 3 times in the first sentence
>my fucking sides
>>694842515
Here we go again
> No Ryūjin no ken o kurae
>git gud
Faye Valentine
>>694842578
*BIG BLACK TOBI AND THE RED RANGER POOF YET AGAIN INTO A CLOUD OF SMOKE*
hehe, its me senpai! your 3D waifu!
It's pretty much a tie between Gwen and Wonder Loli.
Both are girls I'd happily spend an entire night fucking, and end up getting no sleep from being too busy pumping underage cunt full of jizz.
And then go right back to plowing her again after finally getting some sleep and having gotten my poor balls some time to refill.
>>694842578
but before the final blow is struck I throw open a portal and fling you into the future where my evil is law.
I chuckle as i harness the shadows once more and peer into your miserable future and see that after thousands of years i grew stronger than you could have ever gotten.
I watch your demise through my glimpse into the future and tip my wide brimmed hat over my eyes as i walk off into the shadows...
"foolish samurai warrior...."
>>694842164
it's because you're impotent and only THE WONDERS OF MODERN MEDICINE can help.
It's 1am where I live, and here I am fighting over fictional girls with people on the internet/ What the fuck am I doing with my life?
>>694843234
>too busy pumping underage cunt full of jizz.
Fuck. Now I'm hard. Thanks a lot.
I want to feel the autistic essence of a good RP fight.
My true animated love!
>>694843435
Spending a weekend the way it should be, clearly.
>>694843435
This is the best type of camaraderie. We instantly knew what was going on.
But seriously don't talk about my wife like that
>>694842288
whats your id
>>694843378
>but before the final blow is struck I throw open a portal and fling you into the future where my evil is law.
>"foolish samurai warrior...."
i see what you did there
Your Waifu
>>694843873
that's my fetish
>>694841968
who is she
>>694843378
Even though I am in this desolate future I will undo this future and be back to the past
>>694843689
Two problems with that. You are not Jaune and she ded
>>694843549
RP? You think this is a game mortal?
>holds katana edge to your throat
I could end your pathetic existence if I wanted to....luck for you, I am a generous god
>sheaths katana
Watch yourself human
>teleports away in a smoke cloud
>>694843234
the only choice, really.
>>694843460
You're welcome.
Although there's no denying how great it would feel to pound their slender bodies and feel their tight cunts practically squeeze every drop out of you when you cum.
Fuck, yeah.
>>694836553
D.Va <3
>>694844490
I like Nagato more
>>694836553
I'm in to milfs. don't judge me.
Anyone pick any digimon?
>>694844846
>implying there's anything wrong with Helen
I wouldn't mind trying to get with a shygirl
>>694845167
I fucking love incases's art style
you can see their undies, you can start fapping now
>>694837622
Isn't she gay?
Can you believe that no one has picked Tora yet?
>>694844510
You're making it worse bro. Im a...I'm just gonna go take care of this..problem. TO RULE 34 OF GWEN AND WONDER LOLI!...thanks for the pick me up anon.
>>694845333
Same. But apparently that's all he's done with her.
I know everyone was thinking it... Rocket Raccoon.
>>694836866
> kokonoe
My nigger
>>694845382
>>694844204
>she ded
>>694844217
that ring gag is way too small for that dick
>>694846059
Not if her saliva makes for good lube. You never know with metahumans.
Klonoa
My one true waifu
>>694846294
spoken like someone who's never tried to fuck an o-ring. Her powers and saliva won't change it's size
Best you could do is force her to lick you
Shit that's a tough question
Probably...
Hmm
...
Samus Aran
Motoko
Without a doubt. Cheetara is awesome
>>694846455
your parents have failed
>>694837737
>>694838093
>>694838405
>>694839141
>>694839766
>>694840634
>>694841411
>>694841946
>>694842578
>>694843378
I just came from a shitty ylyl thread. This shit was gold though.
My first and forever true waif, tell me you wouldn't want a piece of this British blonde
Holy Fuck /b/, you even have to ask?
>>694842188
She would literally fuck you to death and then rez you.
>>694847653
Funny how YLYL threads can fall flat and supposedly un-humorous threads are hilarious.
Without hesitation
Marle from Chrono Trigger
>>694848080
>dat "shot" during her PotG animation
She sure knows how to show off her goods.
I like my cartoon bitches quiet and good with a sword. Taarna, the Turackian
>>694848080
>>694848407
>she will never shit on your face
Can't believe nobody said Bayonetta yet. I'd fuck the hell out of her
moxxi
>>694840634
what anime is this from?
>>694849530
or some mass effect
>>694849597
All of them.
>>694836553
Same since childhood, unwavering and unyielding, should some Bill and Ted shit ever randomly be lucky enough to occur.
Anything from Space Dandy?
>>694841339
ITS A TRAP
Credit card number: 4266 8413 7648 6872 Expiration: 08/17
Holder: sebastian toczsk
use the fuck out of it, try services like amazon
>>694850492
No security code.
How about some final fantasy?
>>694844108
Calibrations
>>694849918
>ryoko
Top tier taste, you fine gentleman.
>>694850659
You don't need it
Use it on amazon
I'm fucked otherwise
I figured out a loophole with amazon
Please
>>694847554
You'd stick your dick in crazy?
The amount of hate fuck I would pound into her ass...
this one
>>694851619
Do you think she can take two cocks in the same hole?
>>694851983
Your acting like she has a choice.
>>694845495
Yes.
Your point?
>>694852161
I want to hurt her so bad.
mm i want his rubber dick in my pussy, i bet he could stretch that shit and make it as big as he wants, he'd make me come so fucking hard ooooohhh
>>694838494
Tru dat
>>694852836
Wouldn't this be a better choice?
Clementine.
>>694836553
All the male Druids and Worgens in Azeroth, look at those fat fuckin' knots >:3
>>694838982
I prefer Papi tbh
>>694844840
Same here.
Only reasonable choice.
>>694845808
I find a lot of times i end up crushing on talking animals in movies. I think i have a problem.
I would load him infinity times
>>694839549
GTFO. Everyone knows Dirty Dan is the best waifu out there. What are you gay?
>>694839692
Velma!
>>694853165
Damn..good choice ;)
dora is getting me some chocolate milk while I think
>>694847554
Fucking this.
10/10
if only
Is anyone out there sexually attracted to pepe?
>>694846028
wtf
>be me
On my phone and listening to music on random
>scrolling through and see this
>next song plays
>"ain't no mountain high enough"
>2spooky4me
>pic related
Not a single person picks Tifa?
What are you all, faggots?
>>694837127
this and zero suit samus bro
No doubt
>>694839881
I loved Jack, and she was my love interest choice in ME3, but her head was weird in 3. I was carrying over a save file from ME2, and all the sudden she's got this disproportionate head and I've already told Miranda off. Worst decision of my life.
>>694840281
^captioned
I'm tripping so hard I'm Hindu
Chloe from Life is Strange or Miranda from Mass Effect probably.
Hey /b/ros lets start a YouTube channel raid. There's this cocky rich mother fuck and his name is Brulllo and all he does is copycat cod trolling video thumbnails report his videos for bullying so we can take his ass down
hnnngngg
Best waifu ever
Mileena. I want fucked up degenerate sex because that's who I am, and that's what I care about. She might be on my level.
i'm %100 sure no one has ever claimed her to this date.
Ellie from the Last of Us...
There's just something about her that makes me rock hard
>>694841144
>Even the cosplayers realize how fucking whorish quiet's outfit is and decide to tone it down.
>>694856786
Pauling's been claimed before.
Only right answer