>>694832373
trust women to act honorable

>>694832466
/Thread

>>694832466
>angry virgin detected

spray painted a swastika on the side of the school when i was 14. i got kicked out for nine weeks

>>694832682
>virgin detected

>>694832909
worth it anon

>>694832373
continue on with life

I joined Team Valor

>>694832466
hitted to clos ehome at least you leartned your lesson

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wasted a year and a half of my life drinking instead of going back to school because my fiance broke up with me for drinking, and im still drinking

i just need to stop fucking drinking

>>694832373
Laughed at my sister when she was mildly choking on a taco shell

>>694832682Thats how people get experience from making errors so shut up your mouth cunt

>>694833295
dafuq that was a mistake

not calling you faggots

pathetic homos, cancer

Shoved a settlers of Katan Figure up my ass for 2 dollars

>>694833691
daddy its beating you again tonight heuh

I was in a car ride with my cousin who is younger than me. We were in that car for like 4 hours and I got super bored so I bit him in the shoulder. His fucking face of confusion, anger, sadness was priceless. He cried and my aunt who was driving just made excuses in my favor and I didn't get in trouble.

>>694833634
Right? I thought it was gonna be about being a team, but its just a bunch of 14 year olds posting memes about how everyone else sucks, is there any way to change it?

>>694832373
10 years ago I said "Hey I want to check out this 4chan shit" downhill ever since.

I'm on 4chan friday evening ...
HARD to pick ONE thing ...

>>694833912
Not that I know of, but I wish you well. I'm so sorry.

>>694832373
Started dating a girl I couldn't fucking stand just because she was willing to fuck me and I was horny and lonely after being dumped.

Some really unfortunate circumstances ended up forcing us to move in together and I was basically stuck in a terrible relationship for 2 years. It seriously fucked me up emotionally and psychologically for a while.

I'm fucking golden now, though.

Got some new body wash, it smelled like lemons. While showering I decided to see if it tasted like lemons too. It tasted like soap. I turned to the shower to wash it off my tongue but it just lathered up. At this point i realized how stupid it was and started to laugh. When i laughed I inhaled the bubbles and almost choked to death on them.

>>694833912
Who gives a shit what team you're on dude. What are you 5?

asked sister to buy hentai dvd

>>694832909
Was it a jewish school? D'ya live in Israel?

>>694833432
why don't you have a drink?

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>>694834174

>>694833486
Haha okay stay rectal fractured you pathetic cuck

>>694833940
Summerfag detected

>>694834175
no just a regular ass middle school in the USA

>>694834047

thats why you dont settle mate

>>694832373
Beat up a retarded girl in elementary school. Think she had Down's Syndrome. Looked like a lizard had sex with Steve Tyler. Thought she was a zombie

>>694834656
She pretty much is.

>>694834326
simme?

>>694834183
already on it, im trying to get off liquor and just stick to beer now

at one point i was up to a 750.ml of vodka a night for a couple weeks, and i only weigh like 145

>>694834326
Nice deflection poser.

1v1'd my older sister who had been pretty much torturing me since childhood

Before we fought my mom and dad kept telling to chill and let it go which i was trying to do but she kept going on.

My inner edgelord spaghettied out and i punched her. It really wasn't even a fight i just beat her ass

Nobody even tried to stop the fight they just kinda quietly screamed stop or my name.

Afterwards i feel really good about myself for awhile

Then i figured out i was the bad guy for doing that and i felt bad but not really

>>694834170
Nah im a grown ass man with a full time job and i use my free time to enjoy myself, it just feels good to have a group of people to talk to that arent a bunch of anonymous fags on the internet doing nothing but posting 2006 memes

>>694832373
go on this thread

said "i love you"

>>694834069
you provided me with a chuckle, i thank you

>>694833816
lol ikr all of my aunts want to fuck me for some reasons, one of them molested me when i was 12 and my mom found out and she's never visited again

4channed

>>694834295
what_ learn to read faggot

>>694834047
Trust me I learned my lesson

>>694832373
Fucked your dad's pussy.

1.Wrecked the fuck out of a borrowed car in January of this year, with alcohol in my system, above the legal limit for people who aren't 21.

1. (Cntd) I am now 21 and my life is basically never going to be the same. Building a faster car of my own, trying to get out of my shitty job.

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>>694832373
When I was younger, I used to trip over my moms phone cord. Over and over... It got to the point where I expected it. Well, she changed it to cord less... But I expected it...
>MFW I trip over a cord less phone line

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>>694834326
>its impossible that any poster has been here longer then 5 years

why does this come up so often. dunno about that other guy, but i have been, i joined sometime around 2005, i remember participating in the hal turner stuff, i used to be able to find myself in the old 4chan archive before it all got lost. its not really THAT odd. shit, if i count my friends from school, if any of them still go here, thats atleast 10 other people i know who have been here 10+ years

why does any post that indicates someones been here for a long time ALWAYS get the inevitable "summerfag" comment? hell, summerfag dosent even MEAN newfag, it just means "underage", because its about the perceived traffic increase in summer when....school is out, and kids have more free time to browse/post here. thats what it used to mean, anyways...

>>694832373
Overdosed on 60 mgs of 3-meo-pcp while my parents were home

>>694833432
Stop being a faggot, drinking is great.

>>694832373
Got into a suicide pack with my sister. Except I didn't know it was her. We felt for each other lovingly online but didn't know who eachother was. She found out when I told her the name of a user I wanted to meet. She went through with the suicide. I've never said this before. It feels good to let it out.

>>694840429
I invested in sub prime loans just before the downturn hit. Also my coke habit.

>>694841039
>>694841039
Did you fail?

>>694832373
Took 3 oxycodone smoked weed had a few beers ate mcdonalds then threw it all up

>>694841378
No

>>694832373
Life.

>>694841378
Of course I did you fucking retard

>>694841532
Spooky

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>>694841557
Oh shit this just became a feels thread.

>>694841557
Ouch.

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>>694841039

> now there's yer sitcom

>>694841039
Kys

I let a gay guy blow me without a condom through a gloryhole in Indiana.

>>694841557
Right in the feels.

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Touched a spinning belt on a car and lost 3 fingers. Just had that urge to touch it and nek minnit my hand was gone.

>>694841039
Name?

>>694841557
Lel.

>>694841557
kill yourself, edgelord. your "life" has only been 12 years long.

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>>694832466
this is so true. they are cold, heartless cunts - never let your guard down!

>>694841907
Does your partner's name begin with P?

>>694841927
I answered a question and Im an edgelord. How about you end your life you fucking nigger.

>>694841927
>angry autist detected

I hooked up with a black girl from okcupid. We only did hand stuff and I caught fucking herpes anyway. True story.

>>694841920
Call me ki but said like key. Spelled き

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print out all the characters of bobs burgers and roll them all into my anus and then shit them out onto my dogs face as I mutilated my nipples and shouted about how niggers are the worst. In front of my mom.

>>694841927
This is 4chan, all we do now is use the same old insults even if they are not relevant. Please leave.

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>>694842076
>>694842150
samefagging this hard.

>>694832373
Posted in this thread

>>694841557
Woah.

>>694842213
Hers you fucking retard

>>694833816
Kek

>>694842317
>person disagrees with me
>samefag
Leave please.

>>694842262
>This is 4chan
>And I just got here 2 years ago
>Can I be oldfag now?
>omg why you gotta be so rude kek omg zozzle

>>694835077
>1v1'd
lol
checked

>>694832373
theee paaaaarty

>>694841907

the absolute madman

fuck an ex while she was dating someone else

>>694842387
Oh. It's japanese. In English you say it like sue-who-ga I think?? Why?

>>694842434
>>694842434
This triggered over atypical 4chan insult.
>fresh off the boat from reddit

Sorry there's no echo chamber for your edge, kid. Go do your homework and lurk moar before you shitpost here.

>>694832373
Grow weed in a state where it is possible and easy to get the documentation to do so legally. Do it illegal get caught. Get many felonies and have to beg barrow and steal to get the money to afford an atty that would get me less then 7 years end up getting 6 and out on parole by the end of year 3. Get out with nothing but a criminal record and have to move states because of humiliation

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>>694842494
Ive been here since we actually thought before we posted. Twas a better time, it didnt have so many retards like yourself.

>>694842697
I know you! And her! Well I did. I was in her class irl. She always would reject me no matter what I tried. She even hit me! I got her into a certain super popular mmo.

>>694842726
Please tell me you're being an idiot on purpose, theres no way you can be this retarded.

>>694832373
done what's in the gif you posted to my favorite crt computer monitor in '06. forcing me to go back to my old one. I still have my old computer running windows XP and that old monitor which I didn't appreciate having to go back to. My brother pissed me off back then, I remember because it was an event that scared me greatly.

>>694843006
>too new to abstain from feeding trolls

Jesus christ kid, I can only do so much but this is just embarrassing.

>>694842220
>In front of my mom

>>694842577
Get back to chedit

>>694832373
had to be when I huffed dust off,I blacked out and pissed my pants in front of a girl who i wanted to fuck.when i came to i thought i sat in cat piss.

>>694843174
Fuck off stop samefuagging

>>694843105
>woah I just exposed hard, now I look like an idiot
>I KNOW Ill sayy 8 was trolling lolollolol i am troll master
Save yourself the time and fo to 9gag, kiddo.

>>694833940
this

>>694842948
Name the mmo or the gear she used. Even hervfavourite sport will do!

>>694842220

you didn't masturbate during so coulda been waahs

>>694832373
dumbest thing I've ever done...
well that'd have to be the fact that I came in my mouth one time.
swallowed too.

turns out semen is actually pretty thick.

>>694843349
This lol.

>>694841907
That explains your typing skills

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>>694833432
She just didn't accept who you are. But if it's something destructive then it needs attention anon...

>>694841927
shut the fuck up, autist

>>694843443
You used a ねるゔげいあ And she used an アムスふイア Sorry about spelling lol

>>694843737
Oh my God. It's you!

>>694842494
fucking kill yourself, even moot admitted traffic doesnt increase that much in the summer

>>694841907
always had that urge to touch it

>>694843817
Come meet me ingame

>>694832373
one time i took these dodgy pills from one of my mates, had fun and then i started tripping which was kinda fun but then 8 hours later i was still tripping and i had to call into work. and 16 hours later i was finally coming down. I didn't eat for 2 days and felt emotionally drained. it was pretty dumb...

but actually when i think about it, it was kinda fun. now i love psychedelics. I am thankful for that experience

>>694843948

It was worth it man. The urge went away after that.

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>>694832466

>>694844152
How can I? I'm talking to myself

>>694844192
was it pretty cool? other than losing the fingers?

>>694844910
Shit. Good point.

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>>694832466

BRUTALISSIMO

>>694844910
we know. thats pretty rough tho. losing a sister like that.

>>694845025
/r/me_irl

>>694832373
leaving oregon and telling my brother i would see him in a month. dude mike if you're on here, please come home.

>>694845128
Two slashes AND a dash? You. I like you. Talk with me if you're ever lonely e +447403198398

>>694845606
That's my number too! My brother did the same thing! Let's talk about it :D seriously though someone pls call in two hours I'm really lonely :( or now if my phone will be charged

>>694844160
Sounds like the old school bath salt pills. These days its no different than speed but back in alpha PvP days or mdpv or one more I forget that really fucked with people. Those made me hallucinate and did the speed thing with no food or drink for a bit.

Loved>>694832373
Loved.

>>694845817
What's your name?

>>694845895
Ben govindasami

>>694846036
Nice nigger name. I'm black too! Lol my brother killed himself by hanging. What about your sister?

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>pretend to b gangster in sub-urbs
>throw away life by selling drugs and guns
>join group of autistic sub-urb inner city kids doing same thing
>mfw after all of this on /b/ 6 years after on friday night

>>694846229
She jumped off the roof of the hospital she worked with

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>>694832373
Being Born
&
Not Killing myself yet

>>694846400
Nice!! If you ever wanna talk +7403198398

>>694846440
same

Start browsing /b/

>>694846515
Please ring or text me. I'm really lonely

>>694846636
Please

ate 8 hotdogs 4 eggs 4 icecream cones 4 donuts and 6 beers in one day

>>694846353
Do you make money? Or just get by with you and your group of also unemployed drug dealing friends. Been in both those spots. Felt stupid for those few years of my late teens and early 20s. Getting caught actually helped because doing 3 years in a Detroit pen as a skinny white kid wasn't all that awesome

>>694846720
+447403198398

>>694846515
Wrong number +447403198398

>>694847631
No one's called yet

>>694840678
The funniest part about the term "summerfag," coming from when I was in high school about 2 years ago, is that I still just wasted my time coming here instead of actually being a relatively meaningful member of the school.

>>694841907
Show pics with timestamp

>>694847631
Wtf?

>>694847631
+447403198398

>>694848011
I'm really sad and lonely. My brother hung himself and my sister died as well :( i'll even take a (you) o a text or whatsapp

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Threw a fart bomb during lunch at school. Got suspended for 2 weeks.

>>694832373
Join the army

>>694834326
only summerfags call other summerfags summerfags summerfag

>>694848542
Why?

>>694848276
PLEAASE SOMEONE MY HEART IS SPLITTING IN TWO IT HURTS PLEASE JUST EVEN A (YOU) SOME BIT OF HUMAN ATTENTION

>>694848403
That text says gaku gaku (gah-koo gah-koo). Now you know.

>>694848776
A CALL TEXT WHATSAPP OR EVEN A (YOU) PLEASE I'M ZO HEART BROKEN +447403198398

>>694848776
Here's your you

>>694848964
Our friendly neighborhood weeb, glad you can join us.

>>694849154
fuck you all im reporting you. fuck you.

>>694849414
Thank you :) I love you

>>694849647

Glad to be of service

>>694846963
now I own a business making affordable instruments with recycled wood donating to bored inner city kids to give them something instead of being bored. I made money but wasted it all on drugs and cars.

luckily I never did time

>>694835077
>Anonymous
Green text faggot

I wanna hear more

>>694832373
Locked myself out of my own house
>>694832466
Ouch. How was it?

>>694832373
Decided to check out 4chan in 2016
Worst mistake ever

>>694832373
ur mom.

>>694850325
Newfag. Call me and I'll tell you about old fourchan it was great +447403198398

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when i was 12 i lit a mortar fire work inside my house, quickly realized i was about to blow my hand off and burn down the house, so i ran to the toilet, burned the shit outta my hand and chucked it inside and closed the lid. didnt go off

>>694834047
It's pretty much your own fucking fault