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So my fat cunt of a neighbor killed my cat. She shot him with
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So my fat cunt of a neighbor killed my cat. She shot him with a BB gun while he was laying IN MY BACK, FENCED IN YARD, NOT EVEN FUCKING BOTHERING HER.
I don't know what to fucking do, I tried telling the cops, but they told me to get fucked.
Pic is of my cat bro
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just kill her, honestly
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>>694827610
Does said neighbor have any animals?
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>cat died
>from bebe gun
Unless it was an eyeshot i dont fucking believe it
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simple, kill something she loves, cut its head off, leave it on her porch.
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>>694827610
Find anything wrong with their place in terms of city property codes and report them
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>>694827716
Yeah, really this.
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>>694827716
This one
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Just eat the dead cat. tastes alright. I prefer putting in on the barbie. others like boiled
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>>694827610
Well bro, when everything else fails, you kill her, as simple as that.
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ring her doorbell and run away.
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>>694827716
This. I would kill her.
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>>694827610
>deep Web
>hire hitman
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Anyone who doesn't like cats deserves to die.
Or at least cut her legs off
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>>694827610
Violence is never the answer. That said, they should pay attention to their personal belongings left in their front yard, or packages left on their porch. It would be a shame if something happened to them and they were vandalized or stolen.
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>>694827610
Have you confronted her?
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Box Flood her...post results over the next month.
>profit?
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>>694827716
Kill her, cops seem like they don't give a shit
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>>694827610
Call the FBI, they track animal killings now. At the very least they will put her on a list.
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>>694827787
He was 12, she got him in the neck.
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The fuck man?

Post dox.
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>>694827610
Smash her car total it so it can't be driven and write cunt on her house with spraypaint
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>>694828440
This, Dox the bitch
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>>694827610

Animals are part of my family.

I would kill her. Seriously.

Or fucking fire bomb her house.
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put up her address, phone #
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>>694828096
Either hitman or sabotage. Hitmen are risky, but sabotage is much more fun.
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>>694827610
Drop dox and the hate machine will start all sorts of ruin life tactics.

>inb4 edgelord laughs at the thought of dead cats.
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>>694827610
2 solutions

1. Dox the bitch and maybe someone will come light her house on fire

2. Hire an assassin on the deep web forums. Pay em good money and they'll take care of the fat cunt for ya.
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>>694828931
>assassin

I meant fucking hitman, wow I'm retarded.
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>>694828440
>>694828669
>>694828769
>>694828931
>>694828883
This is a terrible idea that will get OP in more trouble than is worth because some underage summerfag will cite her cat killing and give away OP's identity through that. Use your heads.
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>>694828440
>>694828669
c'mon post dox already OP
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Does she have kids? Get to know them and try and fuck them if legal age. After that rape and pillage man, She killed a family member, and a lot of people will understand that.
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my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, fuck your cat


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxqPEMRungk
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>>694829012
>implying I give a fuck about OP

I just want that bitch to suffer for killing a cat.
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>>694829343
>implying I give a fuck about OP
No, I'm implying that OP has no reason to do it.
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>>694829012
not really its hard to prove that he is the one that posted her info and cops will most likely not care who posted her info
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SWAT raid and Pizza op just post the info
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>>694827610
chuck a sparkler bomb in through the bedroom window in the middle of the night
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>>694829237
XD
le' funny
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How about, get your ass off of 4Chan and fucking do something, you lazy prick. Go kill their pet or something.
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Check yard / neighboo hood for cameras if none destroy mailbox and steal yard / front door supplies.
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>>694829479
>its hard to prove that he is the one that posted her info
Why would she need to prove it? She's already killed his cat, she clearly isn't concerned with legality.
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>>694828440
>>694828669
>>694828769
>>694828883
>>694828931
>>694829032

Her name is Susan Komar.
She live at 668 corte sol, camirillo, California.
I have her home a cell numbers too
Home: 8055041660
Cell: 8186502300
Also the bitch is like, 400 lbs and super violent to who I think is her dad, he's some old, bernie sanders looking guy.
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OP, post her number. We shall all send Le Pizza
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Personally, I would get her fired from her job somehow.
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>>694829421
fair enough. still, a couple hundred pizzas would be pretty funny.
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>>694827800
Dubs gets
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>>694829665
Get er bois
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>>694829665
>super violent to who I think is her dad
You haven't tried to call the police on this? You know that's jail time if they can prove it, right?
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(1) Wait until cat killer is not home. (2) Retrieve their hose. (3) Insert hose into mailbox, open window, or whatever gets it into the house. (4) Turn on hose and run away. This causes easily over $10k in damages, and everyone assumes it was done by high school kids.
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>>694827716

this

but wait a few weeks
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>>694827610
It was most likely an air gun firing a pellet as they have a great more power and accuracy than a bb gun
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>>694827610
Good. Fuck cats. Goddamn trash animals.
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>>694829665
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>>694827787
My cat died after being shot with a BB gun... It took several hours.
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There are endless options. Consider the following:
>gas line explosion
>fake suicide
>human trafficking
>acid
>poison
>phone book beating
>gain her personal info (identity theft)
>hire someone to do the dirty work
>send her to the moon
>kill her animal
>drug her and rape her on a regular
>stop complaining on 4chan and do something about it
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>>694829935
Careful on that edge, crazy teen.
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>>694829665
Everyone prank call and ask for the Krusty Krab and record it!
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Sadly a pet only counts as property. If your cat was a specific breed find out the rough cost to buy a new cat and sue her for the amount.
Otherwise it's just a sorry about ya.
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>>694829056
I used to know her daughter, she hates her mom, I think she ran away or something, haven't seen her in years,
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>>694829988
Was your cat maybe a goldfish?
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>>694830110
Don't most people give away cats for free?
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>>694830047
>send her to the moon

rolling for this
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>>694829005
Hey that was my idea :(
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>>694830212
Normally, but some breeds can go for a ton of cash.
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>>694829809
Half the neighborhood has called the cops on her at some point, but she has money and gets away with shit
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>>694827716
this
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>>694829510
wait evenbetter, make one with a 10 gallon bucket also wear gloves so no fingerprints. but still through window.
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>>694827987
>put the cat on the barbie
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I think you owe your neighbour $20 for pest control
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It's time for some pizzas.

>https://order.pizzahut.com/locations/ca/camarillo/026223
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>>694830419
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Doing that should honestly carry the death penalty. Kill the cunt.
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>>694830078
>Hello?
>Is this the Krusty Krab?
>FUCK OFF!!!
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>>694829665

not OP unless you got another picture of the cat, preferably the dead one with timestamp.

nypa
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>>694829665
take some pics of the pizzas will you
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wait about a month and burn her house down ,do it while she's asleep.
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>>694827610
here op, take a load out
streamboobs.com
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Give us a name and a picture.
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>>694830492
I hope she likes frosting, because I just sent 45$ in just frosting
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>>694827610

Where did you bury your cat?
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>>694827610
Throw handfuls of your own shit at her house.
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>>694830078
>What?!?!?
>Krus--
>GO TO HELL YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!
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>>694829665
That phone number does not match that address. OP is fucking with us, if this is even OP.
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>>694829665
Fuck her house looks like one of those old '70s Taco Bells.
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>>694829665


Wrong area code u dipshit.
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>>694831043
Its her, unless she changed it in the last year or two.
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>>694827716
I also say this. But do it with arsenic in food. Don't get caught.
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>>694827610
Bag a flaming poop through window
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>>694828121
cats are garbage and so are you. kill yourself. this cat should be dead. hope it was slow
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Swatting occurring in next twenty mins
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>>694831496
oh shit niggah
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Just carbon monoxide poison her no one will know
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>>694829665
She's a real estate agent?
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>>694830065
Not a teen. Cats are just awful.
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Rule zero.

Remember Kenny Glen?
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>>694831416
Ya know what? Fuck you, you piece of shit. I hope YOU MOTHERFUCKIN DIE DIE DIE. Faggot.
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>>694830212
Yeah, thats how I feed my python
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>>694827610
Make flyers with the bitch's picture on it.
In big bold letters underneath say "I am NOT a child molester!!!"
Put them up around the neighborhood.
Keep this up for as long as you live there.
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>>694831416
CHOKE ON YOUR OWN SHORT DICK. fgt.
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>>694831496
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>>694831840
pics or it didn't happen, faggot.
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>>694829867
Another great method is the simply break into the house or apt and SMASH the toilet with a hammer into bits then walk away. Water runs because nothing to shut off the fill-tank valve and water floods everywhere. Be sure to smash the 2nd floor toilet in the master bedroom. (alternate you can smash the gas regulator on the water heater, gas leaks and builds up in house, finds a source of ignition, house BLOWS UP like a fucking terrorist bomb hit it)

THIS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJAC5VDgUYk
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>>694829665
Can anyone confirm that this isn't a shill?
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Revenge my friend. that cat loved you and you need to do something horrible to her. Don't get caught.
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>>694828137

This is 4chan.. Wtf u talking bout Willis?
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>>694832042
Nevermind, you'll just say it isn't a shill and it is.
Fuck it,im calling.
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>>694831692

Nevar forget. Definitely Kenny Glen this bitch.
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>>694828731

This.

My wife and my cat. Fuck with either and I torture you to death.

Kill the bitch.
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>>694827610
kill your neighbor

blood for blood
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Mutilate your cats remains, and throw it in her house
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Light house on fire
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>>694832042
No
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>>694827610
Start small. Steal random small things from her yard. Then big things. Then start breaking into her house. Take a few things, rearrange shit just to fuck with her. Unplug her fridge. Jizz in all her soap and shampoo bottles and milk jugs. Start shitting in her pillow case. Keep escalating til you finally set fire to her house.
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>>694832333
Checked
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Got 2 separate orders for 5 large pizzas inbound.
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>>694832360
this
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>>694832042
What do you think they're trying to sell you, dumbass?
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>>694828137
A real damn shame. What would be nice is if they got a nice package from an unknown sender.
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Just get a dog
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It's done. Op I would be watching the house if I were you. Bout to be sum fireworks.
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>>694832360
This except instead of jizz, swap shampoo for naire
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>>694830236
too heavy.

put he under a rocketship taking off, if you wanna involve something going somewhere, she'll be going to hell.
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>>694832501
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>694831416
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>>694827610
Deliver the milk.
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>>694832615
I don't believe you
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Susie Peters Komar on fb? She must be a super chubb....no pics of herself.
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>>694832615
Think I'll call back. Involve the neighbors while I'm at it.
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>>694832360
I forgot to add that you should start printing out pictures of beastialitly and anal prolapsing and shit like that and leave it in her mailbox
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>>694832517
Oh shit that's actually really good
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>>694827610
Dox her, swat her, mustard and bologna on car, potato in muffler, rocks through windows. Cost her so much in damages that the bitch cant afford her bills
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>>694827610
Cover her windows in a thick coating of mayonnaise
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You should almost break everything in her house. If the frames in her walls are wooden cut the corners of her house with a saws-all when shes gone. Do the same with her mailbox. Pop 3 of her 4 tires (if its all 4 insurance will cover it). Take out the pins to the hinges of her doors. Unscrew her fence if she has a privacy fence almost all the way
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>>694829665
Zip code? I'm sending her a ton of pizzas.
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>>694833323
Don't give her food nigger
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>>694832826
About to find out if op is really her neighbor. If he is, he should be having a gun in his face in about ten
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>>694827610
That's about a $100 at the vet, I'm bringing my cat over
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>>694833323
if they ask for zip code, say something like "i'm drunk, i cant remember. just use the address."
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bomb her house and blame it on ISIS
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posting in epic bread, someone screencap. OP, livestream her house out your window. we need to see swat/pizzas/etc.
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>>694832042
well I found this and it adds up
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>>694833827
This
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Is OP kill? Bumping for justice and livestream
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>>694833827
this, OP please
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>>694833827
this
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I want to see this bitch get swatted, where the fuck is OP
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>>694834019
Bump
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Ooh shit. If Op comes back I just had an epic idea to get her to go insane.
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>>694833518
well that's dumb
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cats are shit. just go get another.
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You could kill yourself to be with your cat again.
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>>694834122
Check em. Guys we need to keep bumping and maybe make a new bread. screencap too.
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>>694827610
>I tried telling the cops, but they told me to get fucked
what did they say. they wouldn't even talk to her?
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>>694834512
This, someone make a new thread
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BUMPING FOR JUSTICE

OP LIVESTREAM HYPE
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>>694834646
this
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>>694827610
Got good car insurance?

Brace for impact, BITCH.
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You talked to the cops. Direct action is out for a while. Let it settle. Be peaceful for six, eight months.

Then let slip the cats of war.
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>>694834646
>150 replies
>We need to make a new thread guise!
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>>694834795
too late
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Sew her cunt shut!
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dont listen to my advice because id willingly end up in jail, id say sabotage her car in a way thats not obviously sabotage. for example, unscrewing her brake lines as oppossed to cutting them, loosening all of her lug nuts on her car, basically get under her car and undo all the nuts and bolts you can
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Hey guies, whats going on in this thre...
oh lawd
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>>694827610
Your fault for leaving your pest outside..
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didnt reply to whoever but anal gape porn in mailbox is legit too, all the fucked up shit /b/ has desensitized you to
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>>694831910
>>694831752
aww poor babies cant handle someone who doesnt like cats. grow up bitches
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>>694834324
Too late now it's done. Why you think op is kill?
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>>694831416
I bet you play reaper
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>>694827610
burn the cunt's house to the ground. If she gets out, oh well, if not Profit
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>>694829343
Please. Outdoor cats are open season
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>>694835551
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>>694827610
She probably got sick of your stupid cat in her yard every night because you are too lazy to keep it inside and clean up after it
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You don't fuck with cats. Anyone got this bitch yet?
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People who go after this cat murdering cunt whore should greentext results
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>>694827610
Take your neighbor to civil court. If you have pictures of your dead cat press charges.
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>>694835719
Jesus yes. I swatted her and the neighbors. Said there were multiple gunmen taking hostages in neighborhood.
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>>694829665
call her on skype and play this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmNt9Q0lXNg as loud as you can into the microphone
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Has anyone actually done anything to her yet? Disappointing thread so far tbqh fam. Lots of potential but nothing going on
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>>694835267
Stand by your words and post your NAME ADDRESS and PHOTO. Coward.
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ITT : Crybaby newfag virgins
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>>694835692
And all of you faggots shrieking that he should murder her and burn her house down are perfectly rational.. It's a cat. Cats are free. Get over it.
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>>694836131
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>>694836131
This thread is the closest thing we have to old /b/ so fuck off you cancerous whiny nigger back to your trap thread
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>>694836031
ohhh shit nigger,

pics pls
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burn her house to the ground in the middle of the night.
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>>694836131
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>>694827610
im ready to kill three cats because faggot neighbors leave them out
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>>694827610
Post pics of stuff in her yard on Craigslist and say it's free as long as you take it yourself
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>>694836056
>into the microphone
its 2k16 stereo mix exist
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>>694836321
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sooooo whos making a new bread ? and what will the image and title be
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>>694827810
This is a good idea. You can endlessly fuck with a neighbor by doing this, EVERYONE has shit that's out of code.
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>>694836131
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>>694836106
Oh my god. I've said this already. Yes I swatted her. Then op was afk so I wanted to see if that Addy was really his neighbor so I called back and said there were multiple hostages in multiple houses in neighborhood
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>shit in her mailbox at a random time everyday
>not "MOST" days
>every
>fucking
>day
>you have to commit
>eventually she starts getting paranoid
>shes constantly wondering "who is the phantom shitter?"
>she doesnt trust her neighbours
>she doesnt trust her friends
>she doesnt trust her family
>its been going on for over a year now
>the stress is getting to her
>shes quit her job
>she doesnt even go out anymore
>shes in constant fear
>then you start leaving shits INSIDE her house
>through the window
>smushed through the door etc
>a few months of that mentally scars her even more
>you write a message on the wall with your shit
>"7 days"
>she is now scared "shit"less (kek)
>everyday is a countdown to her
>she doesnt know what it is but she knows its
going to be shitpocalypse level
>7 days pass
>the fated day comes
>and on that day
>you rape her
>the spirit of your fallen comrade has been avenged
>she has been sacrificed to the arch-demon
>the elder gods are pleased
>revel as your spirit is ripped asunder from your body and you ascend to god-hood
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>>694827610
Cool
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>>694836476
right yes, do that instead
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>>694836321
Leave some food out but add antifreeze. They like the taste and it will kill them in a few hours.
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>>694836031
FBI in this thread
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World is full of human scum. Try just fucking up her life until she can't stand it. But be quiet enough that she doesn't expect it to be you necessarily. But if you're being honest op that bitch deserves everything that she'll get.
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Here you go buddy
>post results
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>>694836628
none of that was funny
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Jesus christ. I hope you didnt work on that too long because it wasnt worth it
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>>694836628
marvelous
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>>694831689
Fuck Cats. Had this feral no collar cat constantly walking on my cars and getting in my garage. I pointed the cat out and my hybrid dog took off and ripped it out of the tree it jumped up. It was intense and my dag just walked around the property all day with a cat in its mouth.
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>>694836757
It's cool I'm behind seven travis'
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>>694836628
you're also gonna be in great shape, if you're taking a dump 'every' day
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>>694827787

A bb gun not a fucking airsoft gun.

A decent $40 one can kill a cat.

Even then one of those Chinese air softs that shoot over 400fps out of box probably do the trick if the bbs are heavy enough
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>>694836863
none of that happened.
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>>694836863
fuck you're tough bro
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>>694837054
>eats nothing but crap
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>>694836628
Obvious rip off of the pineapple story. Weak parody. 3/10
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>>694837187
then you crap out a crap made from the crap you previously crapped?

you crap a crap crap?

lol, crap is a funny word
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>>694837074
>>694837074
I've got a $90 air rifle that fires .177 pellets at 1200 feet per second. That'll fuck a cat right up.

RIP in peace, OP's cat.
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>>694837331
It really is summer huh?
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Did you know apple juice can explode if you let it ferment? Just letting you know
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Hire somebody to leave a box of hornets for her, or just feed a fuck ton into her house
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>>694837431
you know it :^) lel
ecks dee
fucking summerfags am I right?

lel am super oldfag coz I call other people summerfags. came here from reddit a month ago, I em the master of memes.
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OP is gone I guess
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>>694827716
This
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>>694837697
LOL XDDDDXDXDXDDDd
xDDDDD
Xddddddddddddddddd
XD RAWR!!!! *nuzzles*
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just cry about it on the internet, because rather than actually solving the fucking problem thats all anyone does nowdays and they wonder why so much is wrong with the world.
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Get a water bottle, fill it halfway with bleach, go outside, fill it up as much as possible with ammonia, quickly seal it up, leave it outside for 5 minutes, go back outside, shake it up a lot, and give it to her.
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>>694836863
Yeah, you're a real badass ain't you?
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>>694827610
How the fuck did she kill the cat with a BB gun, you sure it wasn't a co2 powered pellet gun?
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>fuck her dad
>marry him
>become her new stepdad
>make her beddy bye time 7:30
>flawless victory
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>>694838149
.177cal air rifles from WalMart can get to 1200fps.
PCP rifles can push 1400 fps in .177 cal, 1200+fps in .cal.
That is the same speed as a .22LR round.
That can kill a small animal or even a person.
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i just posted her phone number on multiple celebrity instagram claiming it was said celebrities phonenumber. she should be getting a good amount of calls soon!
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>>694838052
What is it, amateur hour in here?

>Get a glass wine bottle(or that non alcoholic wine since OP is probably underaged)
>Empty out liquid
>Put on a pair of latex gloves, disguise yourself as your average neighborhood hoodlum(being black helps)
>Thoroughly wipe down surface, making sure to get rid of any and all fingerprints or DNA you could possibly have left
>Go outside somewhere away from cameras/prying eyes
>Fill bottle halfway with ammonia, then almost the rest of the way with bleach
>IMMEDIATELY jam the cork into the top
>Grab a rock, hurl it at her window to break it, then immediately throw the wine bottle through the window as well.
>Don't fucking miss, you idiot.
>GTFO.

Best case scenario she breathes in mustard gas and dies. Worst case scenario she's not in the room or house and just comes back to noxious fumes, then calls the police and has you hauled away.
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>>694834646
>>694834710
new thread?
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>>694838366

Wow

Never reproduce holy shit
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>>694838824
Is someone keeping you from making a new thread? We aren't even at auto-sage limit. Get the fuck out of here.
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>>694827610
Get them to drink a cap full of anti frezze. Lol
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>>694838839
Found the lib cuck who knows shit about guns.
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>>694838707
this
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put a cow on the second floor, usually takes a crane to get it out
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>>694839161
You can't reliably kill anyone with a .177 pellet gun. Even hitting them in the head doesn't guarantee it'll kill them. Maybe if you hit them in the carotid artery just perfectly, but thats about as easy of a shot as hitting them perfectly in the eye.

I'm not that guy, and I know plenty about guns.
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>>694839448
http://www.wave3.com/story/12140277/11-year-old-dies-after-being-shot-with-bb-rifle
http://www.cbs46.com/story/23299569/1-year-old-child-shot-with-bb-gun-dies
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/03/21/florida-boy-10-dies-after-brother-accidentally-shoots-him-with-bb-gun.html
http://www.wmcactionnews5.com/story/26627077/mother-of-man-killed-by-bb-gun-speaks-out
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2297127/Boy-10-dies-brother-accidentally-shot-head-BB-gun.html
Need me to go on? Google is full of examples.
It CAN kill, either from luck, misuse, or just a skilled shot.
It is a weapon, after all.
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>>694839370
kek
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>>694838366
Are you sure it can kill? Maybe a squirrel I'd believe, but it should bounce off things. being round and all, I've been shot point blank by a BB gun - nothing, no penetration, just bounced off. Maybe because it was to the head?
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>>694839448
a shot to the temple with a heavier pellet can do the trick. definitely enough to kill a cat, i've used it for coons
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>>694840214
See >>694840080
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>>694840302
Guess I gotta read the stories, I just can't comprehend how it would kill. Are there different types of BB's? How did these fuckers die? Like how? where could you get shot and die from a BB gun? a fucking BB...

I know nothing about guns though, just have personal experience, and from what I saw, pellets do much more dmg, while bbs bounce
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>>694839448
>11 year old
>1 year old
>10 year old
>ONE FULL GROWN MAN
>10 year old

I never said it CAN'T kill someone, just that it can't reliably kill anyone. If I know that I need someone dead, I wouldn't shoot them with a pellet gun since the chances of a killing hit are slim at best unless I'm trying to off a fucking infant.

That's like gangbangers who light up other gangbangers with saturday night specials. These guys go to the hospital with like 12 gunshot wounds and survive without complications because .25acp is shit at killing people. .22 and .177 even moreso.
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>>694840080
2 of them are the same example arent they?
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>>694828731
Definitely this.
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toasting in an ebin bread
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>>694840775
Yeah, got the wrong link, but there are hundreds of links dating back to the 90s.

>>694840613
Some are bad luck, some are misuse combined with a good shot.
Most were the standard .177cal BB/pellet. .22cal or .25cal pellets are even more devastating.
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She will not answer the phone for me :(
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>>694841333
TRIPPPSSSSSSS
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>>694827610
Call up everytime they make even the slightest hearable noise twice and make a noise complaint. After enough noise complaints you barely even need them to make the noise anymore and the police will come.

Cut the wire for one of the indicators or the headlights and then call the police and tell them their vehicle is unfit
Put jolly ranchers under their windshield wipers on a hot day so next time they turn on the windshield wipers it stretches all over their screen.
Pour salt/metal shavings in their gas tank(if you can get it open)
Forge fake documents and file it under their name
Sign them up for a Facebook/SMS Bomber
Sign them up for a bunch of email catalogs that don't confirm, like Bad Dragon or any gay subscription site.
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>>694840613
You can get metal BB's but you can kill an animal with plastic BB's too. I went to this one dudes birthday party at a park where he got a BB gun as a present. He shot a bird with it and killed. After he kept shooting it he managed to disembowl it so it goes to show you can do plenty of damage with them.
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>>694841333
Trips
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>>694827610
>>694827610
>>694827610


Listen, OP, you have several options. First is to call up your local county State's Attorney and tell them you'd like to press charges. If that fails, threaten to go to the local paper with it. I understand cops can be pricks. However, unlike the police, prosecutors have to worry about re-election. So I think you'd have a lot more luck trying that avenue.
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just burn her house down like a normal person
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