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WELL, CONGRADULATIONS CUNTS. You managed to ruin a perfectly good order of trips and dubs over ONE FUCKING QUINTS.

NOW, if you think you have the fucking balls to continue working here, DO NOT fuck up this next order:

22 dubs
4 trips
1 quads

AND IF I DONT GET MY FUCKING QUADS THIS TIME, YOU'RE ALL FUCKING FIRED. NOW GO!
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One trip commin up
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yes m'chef
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>>694824998
On it, sir! I'm working as fast as I can!
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>>694824998
I made something from the mickey mouse cookbook boss, I may have dropped it at some point though.
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I'm on it sir!
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>>694825711
You cheeky cunt, these dubs look PERFECT. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK EVERYONE.
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Dubs coming up chef.
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No you fuck off m8
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Here you go, chef!
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>>694825979
WAS IT ANYTHING ON THE ORDER? THEN FUCK OFF AND GET BACK TO WORK!
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>>694826009
Check out these delectable dubs
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SHit i dropped the quads!
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>>694824998
Make way for the flavour elevator!
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>>694826088
ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT.

>>694826133
ARE YOU ALL SO FUCKING DAFT I HAVE TO MAKE MY OWN DUBS?
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>>694824998
Yes chef! I'm on it right now.
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>>694826133
I dont know. I cant cook. I just shit in the mop bucket and scooped some out onto this plate, how does it look?
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>>694826088
>>694825711
>>694826133
Three good looking dubs so far.
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Rolling up those quads right now, boss!
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Sorry chef, heres some dubs
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Sir! Someone stole our trips!
>>694826333
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>>694826391
Dont worry I just cooked up some
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Sir yes sir
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>>694826288
PISS OFF MATE, THESE SHIT DUBS ARE PERFECT. KEEP IT UP PEOPLE
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I GONNA PUT SOME EFOFRT ON SOME TRIPS, CHEF
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Chef I rolled dubs, can I fuck your wife?
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Quads get
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>>694824998
Rolled chef
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>>694826477
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! DO YOU WANKERS WANT ME TO DO ALL THE FUCKING WORK? PICK IT UP, NOW!
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Just finished these dubs. How do they look?
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>>694826457
Bon appetit.
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>>694826633
GREAT, SERVE EM UP AND GET ON THOSE TRIPS
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>>694826633
They look good
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>>694826586
Sir! The nigger stole our quads again!
>>694826666
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Coming right up!
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Was that quads, with a side of fuck you OP? Check em!
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WHY ARE ALL MY TRIPS GETTING SO BAD?
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>>694824998
Rolling again chef
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>>694826730
Sir yes sir! One set of trips coming right up!
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>>694826760
JESUS FUCK YOU IDIOT! NO WONDER OURS ARENT DONE YET, FUCKING CONCENTRATE ON WHAT YOU'RE DOING
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Trips coming right up!
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>>694826889
Close
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>>694824998
Coming right up, Chef!
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Rolling chef
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Trying my best chef
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>>694826477
OH god, I really dont know what Im doing here, I applied to be a dishwasher, I found this 'food' in the garbage. Can I serve it?
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Rev up those trips, because I sure am hungry!
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>>694826889
You, come here. DID I SAY TO OVERCOOK THE TRIPS? OUT OF MY FUCKING KITCHEN, NOW!
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Trips coming right up, sir!
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Ive been working hard on these quads. How do they look?
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Trips are on their way!
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How many orders have been served sir, are we still short quads? I'm working on a set right now!
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>>694826730
I I Caption
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Trips coming, chef!
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Chef I am pouring my god damn sweat and tears into this
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Working on dubs, Chef!
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Is this okay?
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Roll chef
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get
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The trips are coming, Chef.
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Here are your singles, sir!
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ORDER UP, CHEF.
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>>694827090
I'll show you how it's done sir!
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CHEF THE TRIPS ARE DONE
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Fuck trips. If I get them, just be aware Ive pissed into them.
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Trips get!
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Let the master show you faggots how it's done.
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>>694827290
Re roll
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Rolled again chef
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Working on it, Chef
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The quads are out of the oven!
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I'm not sure if I microwaved these right
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>>694827222
WALKING TRIPS CHEF!
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>>694827222
Brilliant
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Sir, I've made singles... Are those okay?
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The trips!
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k
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>>694827179
FOR FUCKS SAKE, OPEN YOURS EYES. WE STILL NEED:

13 dubs
3 trips
1 quads

NICE FUCKING WORK ON THIS TRIPS ANON, KEEP IT UP.>>694827222
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>>694824998
Whoa, cook dude. Light one up on the back dock and mellow out. We're just going to 86 you because your attitude spoiled. Come back when you get the munchies.
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I quit
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I made some dubs!
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>>694827090
trying again chef.
...Scottish Wanker
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>>694827404
I'm not sure you know where the oven is.
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>>694827623
Shit, I overcooked them!
Let me get right on that, sir! Sorry!
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>>694827606
Fucking pussy ass faggot
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>>694827627
Reroll?
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YES CHEF
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I made a great savory steak but I came all over it by accident. Can we serve it and call it fancy sauce?
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Hey chef, You can't have these quads! Now go fuck yourself
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>>694827681
Aah!
I'm going to be fired for sure...
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>>694824998
okay?
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Dubs coming right up
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>>694827584
WHO THE FUCK LET THIS HIPPIE CUNT INTO MY KITCHEN?!

>>694827638
WHAT WAS THAT YOU PRICK?
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QUADS
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Check em niggas.
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Cooking something up for you chef
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Trips are ready
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>>694827780
OVER FUCKING COOKED. EVERYTIME. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
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It's a rough set of quads, but I got them.
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Trips get for boss man
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Working on more dubs, Chef!
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>>694827831
Reroll
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I made this chef is it alright?
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>>694824998
I'm almost ready (1)
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Check my trips
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Coming right now , chef.
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>>694827910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G97-iY-FfQ4
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Trying for quads, boss.
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One dub, order up!
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Working on a new recipe
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>>694824998
Trying to work on those dubs, chef. Don't worry!
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>>694828066
And one more!
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>>694828066
Nice dubs now check these
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>>694828051
Trying again boss man.
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One dub coming, chef.
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B-But sir, YOU CAN'T MAKE DUBS AND TRIPS OUT OF SINGLES
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one quints coming right up
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>>694824998
Hot dubs here!
I need a runner please!
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I've got this guys
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>>694828147
Checkkkkk em
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stop yelling at me
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Here you shark loving faggot, take these trips and stop bitching.
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some dubs right here
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Working on trips, Chef.
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Imma try again chef
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>>694828145
Sorry chef I over cooked these, here's the new order
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>>694828223
I have to work with this guy?
I hate my job...
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>>694828223
You fucking over cooked the trips faggot gl with chef
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Trips sir
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>>694827765
Bad Karma. Ya gotta go with the flow, Daddy-o.
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Serving something up
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CHEF THE KITCHEN'S ON FIRE, 86 TRIPS AND A 12 TOP JUST WALKED IN, ALL ORDERED DUBS
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>>694828296
Damn I undercooked the dubs. Here's a fresh batch.
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Order ready
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Does these look all right?
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If this ain't quads, then OP cuts his balls off
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Chef we ran outta chicken but Freddy but his cat to work. How does this dish look?
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>>694828426
Mother of god
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I'm not worthy sir, I'll try harder
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>>694828444
Nice trips
Now watch me serve theses
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Trips?
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>>694828444
Ship those trips out now
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>>694828198
UNDERCOOKED

>>694828223
OVERCOOKED

BOTH OF YOU, OUT!

IM STILL LOOKING FOR:

10 dubs
2 trips
1 quads

THESE TRIPS>>694828444
FUCKING HEAVENLY
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>>694828198
FUCK
that bogon bus boy bumped me and knocked off the garnish. I'm fair dinkum gonna slap his top paddock after we're done with this rush.
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do these trips please you?
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>>694828274
Trying again, chef.
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>>694828444
Shieeeeet
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Making some quads for you chef
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>>694828444
Get that shit onto tables faggot, what are you waiting for?
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>>694828587
ey boss
fuck you mang
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>>694828309
>>694828319
>>694828587
Well I fucking quit you abusive assholes
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Quads coming up sir
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What about these?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9_qLLEiWbI
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How these look?
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I got dis shit boss mang
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I just served singles!!!
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whats dubz?
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>>694824998
We can do it chef!
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Hold my beer and check these
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>>694828677
Good job you actually didn't fuck this time
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The trips are almost ready, chef.
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I'll do better this time. I promise!
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>>694824998
Yes chef
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>>694828399
Man, I found this dub, but I didn't have time to give a body with a sausage penis.
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We're working so hard Chef, can we get a break?
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>>694828778
OVERCOOKED
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Trying something new
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>>694828799
Dubs coming up!
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>>694828799
Did I do good boss?
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Here chef, I might have messed up these quads, but you might be able to salvage some dubs or trips out of them
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>>694828677
SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ACTUALLY START COOKING INSTEAD OF WHINE LIKE A LITTLE CUNT?!
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Just got done with this, does it look all right?
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Quads
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will this do chef?
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QUADS NOT GET
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>>694828799
Check em
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>>694828778
You over cooked the trips
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>>694824998
Walking with the Dubs Chef!
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>>694828778
NO I OVERCOOKED, maybe no one will notice
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Quads?
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Quads
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>>694828677
AT LEAST YOU MADE A HALF DECENT BATCH OF DUBS ON YOUR WAY OUT THE DOOR YOU WANKER, NOW FUCK OFF. THE REST OF YOU, BACK TO WORK!
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Somebody check the Quads!
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>>694828884
NO NO NO AND YOU WERE SO CLOSE ANON
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>>694828817
I'm trying, chef, i'm trying.
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No problem chef im on it
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Hows this chef?
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Quadss
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Yes chef!
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Meh
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>>694827765
Sorry CHEF.
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>>694828884
Horrible... FUCKING. HORRIBLE. OUT!
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>>694828878
No! I undercooked them
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>>694829000
Shieeeet, my nigga.
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>>694829000
Chef will surely appreciate those trips
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>>694829004
Fucking over cooked the quads good job faggot
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chef here's the beef wellington. i drooled a little bit in it, but I don't think the guest will notice.
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One dubachino walking
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Hi I'm famous Chef, chef Corbin. I'm commandeering this thread and I want 10 69's to go!
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yes sir
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Mm chef how'd I do
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Trip 222 coming up
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>>694829000
Good job now look at what imma serve
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Here are your trips
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heyyy
STEALS FROM WHITE GUY
so hol up
STEALS CHICKEN
u wer sayin
TAKES CAR
we wuz
TAKES WATERMELON
kings an sheeeit?
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Order of scallops coming right up
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>>694824998
rolling to ruin
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>>694829217
Roll
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Antoher serving of trips coming your way chef
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Order in the oven chef
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>>694829000
Those seem pretty bland, theyre servable at least.
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>>694829222
Checked
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I THINK I JUST MADE QUADS!
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>>694829222
Trips nicee
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>>694829222
Checked
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And There!
>>694829273
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>>694829217

THAT AIN'T SHIT!

>>694829222

That's how it's done, nigga!
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>>694829000
>>694829222
amazing
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Trips coming right from the oven chef
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>>694829217
>>694829222
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Order finished
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>>694829335
over cooked
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chef...look..
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Yes chef
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We've re made the orders you sent back chef.
With a little personal touch from all of us in the kitchen.
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Chef did you quit? please come back and serve these quads!
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One dubs coming up chef
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Rh
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Sir! I think we left the meat out too long, but nobody will notice that, right?
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chef i think the trips are all dun, how we lookin?
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STOP. EVERYONE STOP. WE STILL NEED

4 dubs
1 quads

>>694829222
>>694829000
YOU TWO FUCKING OUTSTANDING
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I will try my best to get the quads, chef.
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Cook
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ORDER UP
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>>694829344
I'm sorry sir, how are these
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Chef, i dont have quads but i hava quints
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WHOS THAT FAGGOT THAT ORDERED QUADS
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>>694829455
Shit boy, actually did it.
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Next batches being cooked now sir
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>>694829550
Dubs coming up, chef!
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SHIT THE CHEF IS GONE! WE'RE GONNA GET SWAMPED WITH ORDERS
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HI I'M BACK!!!!!! Hey chef may I review these foods?
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Quads coming up, sug'.
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One can of my finest soup
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cehkc me
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Chef I can't take the pressure anymore
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Damit i suck at cooking
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>>694829588
Dubz
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>>694829559
Trying again.
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