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small dump before I lurk again.
I want to boop her nose.
Hey dash. Wassup?
Checking back in.
How is everyone doing tonight?
>>694816926
Better once beer temp is good and I start drinking. You?
>>694816758
Nothing. You?
>>694816859
Hey Hotshot, how's it going?
>>694817035
Hey Sloth, getting by. You?
>>694816985
Doing fine myself, just mastered a song on the ukelele I'm gonna use to ask a girl out.
>>694816985
did you try running the bottle under some warm water?
>>694817082
I'm fine.
>>694817113
Ha, classic. What song?
Finally! I finally got up the nerve to actually fap to this shit. I thought it was going to be great!
>It didn't do a fucking thing for me!
>I'm going back to normal, straight porn (women.)
>Fuck this furry shit!
>>694817113
Girls are evil, get a dog.
>>694817140
Ha, ew. IPAs/Pale Ales, so I want them ice cold.
>>694817182
Can't help falling in love. It's simple and gets the message across. Worse case scenario I can cover up saying I was practicing the ukelele.
>>694817219
Eww...
But in that case, place it in a super saturated solution of salt and ice water it will freeze in about 3 minutes.
>>694817203
I have a dog, dogs are chick magnets. The girl is also an 8/10 in my book.
>>694817354
Fuck that, be bold, stick to it, if she asks say "Hell yeah it's for you." and keep to your guns.
Though, wise men say only fools rush in.
>>694817397
And that's how we get broken glass shards everywhere. :3
>>694817534
I meant a dog instead of a girl.
>>694817593
And why you only leave it in 2 minutes.
It'll be fine.
>>694817354
Calista and her pancakes, everytime.
>>694817557
GG, will follow up on advice. It's just me and her tomorrow at work. We got the closing shift so there's gonna be no customers.
But I can't help falling in love.
>>694817787
Godspeed, anon.
>>694817602
I know what you meant and chose to ignore it. If it fails I will be sure to let you know, I'm not that sore of a loser.
>>694817699
That photo makes me hungry every time I see it.
>>694817953
>that will never be you beneath her
>>694817919
dont mind me, I'm just in a bad mood.
But seriously, dogs are awesome.
>>694817863
Thanks. I really hope it works, other wise things are gonna be really awkward at work.
>>694818111
It is quite sad.
>>694818162
Well what do you rate your chances at? Better than a coin toss?
>>694818123
I do agree with you, dogs are amazing. If you don't mind my asking, what's got you down?
>>694818308
A girl of course.
>>694818215
I would say 80/20 80 being it works. We've known each other for a bit and we really enjoy being around each other. She could take my hand, take my whole life too.
>>694818308
>>694818375
It is always a woman.
>>694818525
Have I mentioned I'm hoping to get another dog next week?
>>694818513
Them's good odds.
>>694818375
Did you get rejected? Or is she out of your league?
>>694818586
Have I mentioned I don't give a flying fuck
>>694818662
well..
we were almost together, we've been together, but for some reason she just totally cut everything off.
>>694817113
Don't do that unless you guys are really good friends otherwise it'll come off creepy as fuck.
>>694818606
They are because I'm 98% sure she's waiting for me to say something soon.
>>694818586
Haha, yeah fuck you, Steve.
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