Keep going anon

Ofc

OP is a liar

>>694807386

>44D
>slim figure


Fuck off you fucking virgin

shouldve pretyped that shit anon

>>694807386
continue OP. also i hope you pretyped this shit

>>694807386
>>694807956
also this shit is not prewritten, so bare with me

>i was here for about a week now, or as of yesterday 6 days
>i see here everyday walking around, going to the store, etc.
>she wears these sexy tops that dont show cleavage but make her tits bulge
>unfortunately all dark colors so gotta use imagination
>try hard not to look when shes closeby so i try to check her out from a distance
>be a couple days ago
>shes coming from store with groceries
>she was wearing a dark blue shirt and one of those floral skirts that goes above her waist
>as i said her hips are huge so the skirt was really fuckin swaying
>im on porch waiting for friend
>say hi as she approached
>offer to help with groceries
>she says no she fine
>get up anyway with hand out "no let me"
>she bends down to put down bags
>see some cleavage down her shirt, past her dangling gold necklace
>she looks up quick
>i shift my eyes to her face as fast as possible
>she thanks me
>i grab the bags and let her go up first...duh
>long skirt so cant see up it
>but still lovely swaying
>i follow her in, she asks me how my day was bla blah

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please continue op

>>694808248
>get into her apartment
>put bags down by fridge next to the door
>she thanks me again
>i say bye
>she tells me to wait
>i turn around
>she is reaching for money from her wallet
>i push her hands down with mine
>look at the wallet, up to her boobs, then her face
>she gives me a half smile
>"cmon its really ok"
>thanks me again
>i say bye, leave, go with friends

>she pegged me
>the end

>>694808586
>go home
>go jack off to thought of milf
>leave the next day

>>694808248

>tell her grandma raped me
>she says it was part of their plan
>drop bag and try to escape
>but its too late
>she wraps her skirt around my neck and reveals her budge
>i must scream but i make no sound
>terror flows through me now
>she rips off her makes
>its Trump
>"Let's make America Great Again!"
>He takes my anal virginity
>Watch grandma watch from outside the door
>She's so proud
>"You've made america great again anon"
>Trump is love. Trump is Life.

>>694807386
Nigger, either put it in one post or stop attention whoring.
This isn't Facebook.

If she has no kids then she isn't a milf you fuck retard. And 50! Good grief Charlie Brown. That's a new low for 4CHAN.

>lets me suck her dick
>leave humiliated

Just go on and ignore them op

Yeah, finish story

ALWAYS pretype your greentext stories. Otherwise they're not worth reading.

>>694808586
sorry my spacing is bad, im trying to drag this out

>day after, see her as i leave the stoop
>she stops me, offers me a cig
>fuckit.jpg
>sit next to her
>she hands me a cig
>i put it in my mouth
>shelights it for me slowly
>i get a glimpse at her bulging boobs
>from the side its really noticable how big they are
>she was wearing a black shirt
>can see her birthmarked clavicles
>looked a little to long at them, at that point i think she knew iowas looking
>we make small talk
>asks me what im doing, bla bla
>she is kind of weird as in a hippie way
>she was talking about holistic shit, idfk idfc
>she is also kinda intruding(?), mentioning grandma issues and drama
>dont care just talk to her about it anyways
>her husband walks out
>skinny dude, heavy smoker as well
>says hi to me and tells his wife hes leaving for work
>he works noon to midnight or someshit everyday but the weekends
>my friend comes, he was picking me up
>before i leave i say goodbye, thank her, tell her we should do it again
>"definitely" smiling and wincing
>damn her face is rly fucking sexy
>as i get in the car my friend asks me about her saying shes hot
>say shes just the neighbor and agree shes fucking goodlooking

>>694808931
That wadnt funny

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Bump
Keep going anon

>>694809688
Yeah it kinda was. Nice dubs btw

Go on op

picture of that clunge please anon

>>694809466
>heres the good part
>so yesterday, i was out on the stopp just sitting with my friend trying to figure out what to do
>shes walking our way, as indicated by him
>she says hi to us, leans on railing and pulls out a cig
>offers me one, but deny it from her
>today she was wearing a randomly colored red/purple/green dress
>it showed a little cleavage this time
>now this was the first time so i couldnt help but look
>it definitely looked like she had big tits, not due to a push up
>start talking to her about some hippie shit she mentioned
>my friend gets a call, its his dad telling him to come home to drive him somewhere
>ikr, good fucking timing
>i tell her ill brb, walking him down to his house around the corner
>i come back, shes still there, sitting on the stoop
>i smile as i walk by, pull out my keys to open the door
>"hey, come sit next to me"
>put my keys back in my pocket
>peep the shape of her ass from behind
>sit next to her
>she jsut takes out a cig and gives it to me
>now i realize she was kinda trying to get me to relax
>she just bluntly tells me "so i see how you look at me"

>>694809466
anxiously awaiting

>>694810429
>>694810350

Waiting
..

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>>694810350
Moar based milfanon

Waiting

>>694810350
>pretend to be confused "what?"
>"cmon, its alright, youre young, i understand"
>feel super awkward, no idea wtf to say
>she apologizes for putting me on the spot
>asks me why i keep checking her out
>try to be cool about it
>"idk youre an attractive woman i guess"
>she smiles and thanks me
>"but am i not too old? why dont you look at the younger girls that walk by here?"
>"i do look at other girls..."
>"not that ive seen"
>"well when i talk to you i try to be respectful and give you my attention"
>she calls me cute and pinches my cheek
>tells me im not subtle enough with her
>feel embarassed and awkward and just look down, take a pull from the cig
>i know from the corner of my eyes shes just looking at me
>"sorry"
>"i said its ok, i under stand"
>an awkward moment passes
>"why wont you look at me now?"
>feel like she is just straight up embarassing me at the point
>was about to get up and leave cuz idk if shell tell my grandma cuz shes also a big mouth
>she offer me to go inside with her
>ask her why
>she smiles "i need help with something"
>"with what?"
>"my husband forgot to push the stove/fridge (forgot) back before he left"
>my heart is pounding at this point
>literally felt like i was dreaming from the adrenaline rush i was getting
>said yes anyway, choked up tho
>she gets up, pulls out her keys, enters first

god, is this whole fucking story you smoking a cig and glancing at her tits/ass like a complete beta fag. If you're gonna make up a story OP atleast don't reflect your actual beta actions onto the character.

>>694811279
How old are you beta

Keep going

Post moarrr

>>694807386
Pls tell me pic is related

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>>694811279
Bump

>>694810325
wtf is a clunge

>>694811279
>we end up inside her apartment
>nigga everything was where it should be
>i really got excited and anxious and nervous now
>"come over here"
>she walks to the living room
>quickly check around to make sure im not being fucking pranked or some shit
>husband gone, nobody home
>she bends over the table to move a few things
>see her big tits jiggle as she does
>"sit down"
>too nervous to say a fucking word at this point
>"want something to drink"
>"just water i guess"
>hears bottles being opened from the kitchen
>the light is off, kind of dark, some sunlight reached from the kitchen window
>she comes back with two coronas, hands one to me and sits next to me,very close
>asks why im so quiet
>say i dont know
>awakward moment
>ask her what shes thinking about as i sip the beer
>she leans her shoulder onto me, look at me
>"wondering what youre thinking"
>she slides her finger across my upper chest area
>she asks if i want to see more than what ive been trying to see(?)

>>694812197
It's a pussy, anon

dude you're posting too slow, im having to swap tabs to keep my erection and it really isn't optimal

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A toast

>>694812584
This

>>694812584
This x100

Not OP but have multiple milf experiences due to my job. Anyone interested? i'd have to type from scratch though so probably about as slow as OP.

>>694812837
Meh an interlude will make the experience better

>>694812837
do it

>>694812837
If you're fast

>>694812837
on you go dude, will give us something to read while OP figures out how to use the keyboard

>>694812837
start pre-typing, kiddo.

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Y u do dis

>>694812837
Pretype part of it before you post, I would rather wait a little longer for u to start than to have the wait alot in between posts

>>694812109
nah, but her tits are bigger than that, and she has dark nipples.. for reference

>>694812197
>ask her what shemeans
>"i said i noticed you looking at me, so do you want to see more"
>anxiously wait a second, gulp "yes"
>she throws her hair back back and tugs down on her shirt exposing her cleavage
>i just look at it and smile, i thought this shit was just to awesome
>she smiles too
>she pulls down a little more
>can see the front of her bra strap now
>she asks "more?"
>"sure," clear my throat
>uses her other hand to pull down the shirt from one of her arms
>full (her) left side bra strap exposed
>and the glorious boob
>they were really big guys, idk how else ot describe it
>i exhale deeply and put my arm around her lower back and just look and sip my beer
>at this point i just accepted it
>she now pulls the rest of her shirt down to her waist
>she has those slightly rippled abs, not liek fit girls have, but how skinny chicks have
>her skin was really soft and white, not wrinkly but just kind of loose(?), you would know what i mean if you felt it
>she puts her hand on my face, stroking it
>i put my other hand across her waist and pull her in to me
>plant my face into her neck
>she smelled like coconut perfume, the good kind
>i start kissing her neck
>shes petting the pack of my head, playing with my hair

>>694813042
this dude knows whats good

>>694813042
Agreed

>>694813144
Diamond

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when OP finally delivers the climax

>>694813500
This... It's cooling me down tbh

>>694807386
What a fake assed fucking story. Here's a real one.

1991, I'm 21 going to UCF and working at Publix as a FT stock crew member (working full-time and going to school FT- something you millennial PUSSIES no nothing about (working hard).

Cashiering one day at end of shift, have a late 30's woman flirt with me. "Maybe you'd like to get some rug burn back at my place anon" she asks. Puts phone number on receipt and hands it back to me. Game on. Call her the next day, that evening her cuck pilot husband is off for another 3 day rotation. Head over to her house mid-day after work and before first class, pound that underused pussy out until she taps out.

Becomes three day a week thing for about two years, when she catches husband cheating on her and divorces/moves out of state. Looked her up on FB fifteen years later, she's remarried and we're friends to this day. Older women want stamina in their thirties, and someone they can talk to in their fifties.

Stop trying to write complete bullshit stories with a zillion details- it is clearly false. When you are young and get a MILF that wants it, it's about giving her what she wants- period. She is doing you a favor, and making a bunch of shit up is pure transparent admission that you have never had an older woman.

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while we wait for the faggot does anyone want this girls nudes

inb4 walking dinosaurs

>>694813837
I'm down

>>694813661
46 yo loser browsing on 4chan, alrite. Go to look for a job, parasite

>>694813837
Sure!

>>694812837
OP here, share it bro, ill also read after i finish

>>694813042
i was contemplating on writing this at all, but ill get to that

>>694813144
>i feel around her hips with my hands
>very curved like a circular seat
>i go down and grab the fat on her ass
>she pulls my head up gently from the ears and starts kissing me
>biting lips, barely any tongue tho
>a few minutes of that
>go up with my hands and unhinge her bra
>she goes back cutely
>she exposed her tits niceand slowly, letting each cup fall off
>oh the glorious titties
>her areolas were kind of dark, and liek the size of pepperoni
>there was some stretch from where her tits attached to her chest by the armpit
>other wise they were fucking amazing
>i grabbed them and continued kissing her
>played with her nipples, she especially liked that since it got her moaning a bit
>she starts pulling up my shirt and laying be flat on the couch
>she is on top of me, her tits resting on my chest, they were heavy, like another smaller person on me
>still making out, playing with her ass
>she kisses me down and goes for my pants
>she sits up to quickly unzip and pull out my dick
>im essentially rock hard, 7" uncut if you guys care
>she grips it from the base, half smiles at me while jerking it
>she puts her mouth jsut on the tip doing the sucking thing while still jerking me
>she then goes deeper with her mouth
>not deepthroating unfortunately

>>694813837
Yeah

>>694813837
I want to see her elbow wrinkles

>>694813837
Yes

>>694813837
Yeah she's cute

>>694814015
Why the dicks always 7inch in these stories? always

>>694814069
Every day we stray further from god

>>694814015
> doing the sucking thing
this has to be fake

>>694814164
I don't know why but that comment made me laugh so much! True dat man... True dat

>>694814015
Are you fucking 12 or something. You can't fucking type, you barely know English and worst off, the sucking thing. Who the fuck says that.
>Yeah dude she gave me the sucking thing

>>694813989
ROFL

>>694814321
I didn't even catch that until you mentioned it. What the fuck OP?

>>694814734
>InB4 OP is a girl pretending to be a boy
>Inb4 this is a lesbo incest
>inb4 sucking thing is garbage despostal

Bumperino

>>694807945
/thread

>>694813837
yes

>>694814015
>she does the tongue thing when she goes deeper
>keep transitioning thru those 2ish techniques for about 5mins
>she sits up, frisks her tits
>pulls off her shirt over her tits making them bounce, then takes it off
>she leans in to mean to awkwardly take off her skirt
>i sit up and kiss her
>turn her over,lay her down
>pull off her skirt for her
>solid blue panties
>she had a little bit of old fatif you know what i mean, but she was still skinny as hell, could see her hips jutting
>i kiss her belly and take off herpanties
>she has a bush, not like a forest, but trimmed enough
>i aim to go down and she stops me
>"just put it in"
>"ok"
>lean on her, kissing her neck and titsand look down
>i put my the tip in, she was pretty wet further in
>slowly slide the rest of mycock in inch by inch
>she moans
>we make out and i fuck her slowly for a little
>she says fast so i position myself to go for speed
>do it for a few mins
>she says faster, harder
>i lift her leg, kind of position her on her side
>go full dick inside and go fast as i can
>shes moaning louder now, trying not to be too loud
>her tits were bouncing with each thrust
>she was biting herlip, closing her eyes, playign with her nipples
>i keep going for 5 more mins until i gotta cum
>i pull out and jerk it and cum all over her stomach
>shes panting and says she wants more

>>694814624
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA IM FUCKING DYING

>>694810350
You pay far too much attention to what shes wearing you fashion fag.
You Russian or something?

>>694814015
>>sucking thing

and i'm out

>>694808931
I kek'd

>>694814321
>>694814624
>>694814628
>the sucking thing
>>694814920
>the tongue thing

Nah. This story is fake. I'm not buying it.

>>694815060
But this thread is gold haha

>>694814920
>doing the sucking thing
this guy must be a virgin
> she wad pretty wet further in
is this a joke or really a virgin
> 5 minutes
kek you don't even classify as a man
> pulling out
confirmed, OP is a faggot

>>694807386
well I banged a 24 year old single mom bareback and het to get checked for chlamydia after, does that count?

>>694814920
>try to turn her over but she alerts me to get the towel on the bed and clean her up first
>do so, wipe her down
>i turn her over and try to put it in
>dick getting liump
>ask her to suck it a little to get it hard again
>im standing up on my knees and she turns to me and grabs my dick
>shes in the position where her ass is sticking up while she sucks me
>i grab it and smack it a little while shes sucking
>eventually get more than semi hard and quickly turn her around doggystyle
>put it in and go
>grabbed her hips most the time cuz they were just so huge, like handles
>she was moaning and put her head into the couch
>wish she had a fuckin mirror so i could see them bounce in this position
>keep going for a while til she gets to a climax
>slow down when she does
>she does that think when shes thrust herself on my dick
>she slows down and i continue
>shes just slightly moaning now
>i pull her upright,my chest on her back
>keep fucking her while grabbing her big tits
>kissing her neck andmaking out with her from the back
>did for like a good 10 mins until i had to cum
>this time i annoucned it
>she went down on all fours
>i came all over her back while leaning on her, biting her shoulder blades
>grab the towel and wipe her down again
>drop back and lay down

>>694815501

>milf
>24

Of course it doesn't fucking count.

>>694815434
Kek..... Real /b/ros creampie

>>694815501
the fuck did you expect when you ended up with a 24 year old single mom other than chlamydia

>>694815676
well milf stands for mother I'd ike to fuck soooo
>>694815701
I dint end up having it, her gyncologist said she hd it but I was either lucky or she got it after

>>694815616
>she layed down on me
>still fully naked
>we just layed for a few minutes
>"oh god that was great" she said
>"yeah, i didnt expect this.."
>she gives me the whole spiel about how i can not tell anyone as if i was fucking going too
>she sat up and drank her beer
>joined her
>she kept biting my should and pokingat my dick cuz i was still semi
>she said we should get dressed
>both did so

> she does the vagina thing onto my penis
> husband comes out the side closet dressed as superman
> oh fukity hes a cuckity

>>694812837
Here I go lads

>Be me, 23, 6-7/10 maybe, nothing special.
>Work in aged care while studying to be an RN
>If you are unaware, aged care is a field dominated by middle aged women.
>Most of them are divorced, had kids already etc.
>Realize pretty quickly how much most of them love getting any sort of attention from a guy half their age
>Start flirting with a few of the more attractive ones
>One of them, lets name her Kate reacts more and is pretty flirty back
>She is late 40's, blonde, pretty decent ass, tits are b's. Divorced from husband, 2 kids who have moved out.
>About 3 months after starting there, work Christmas party is coming up.
>Flirting is pretty heavy between us at this point.
>Carpooling/designated drivers etc being discussed
>I had work the next morning, couldn't really drink much, happy to be a designated driver
>Turns out Kate lives between me and the facility work rented out.
>Her place is my first stop of 3 on the way there.
>Arrive, text her. She comes out wearing this really well fitting black cocktail dress
>Got a semi already.
>Get's in my car, bit of flirting but nothing serious, pick everyone else up and head to the function hall.

>>694815616
>biting her shoulder blades

>>694816081
bitch musta had a set of wings on her for OP to bite them from that angle unless he was really going for it. Shoulder blades not really my thing

>>694815905
>she got up, fixed her hair, and told me to come with her to the door
>she opened it quietly and peeked out to see if anyone was there
>she came back, kissed me a few secs
>"go, ill see you tomorrow"
>left quietly and went upstairs to my grandmas house
>she was suspicious of my fatigue but i just told her i went out for a run

>that was yesterday, here i am today
>i havent seen her yet or anything, buti really hope i can get another fuck in before the weekend
>her husband is off on the weekends and likes to spend it home chaining cigs
>havent left the house yet, prolly go out with friends later
>prolly wont tell them about it either
>dont really know who else i should tell btu you niggers
>it would jsut be too weird to say anything so idk what do
>if anything ill be on tomorrow with another fuck story about her, so keep a lookout
>ill try to find pics now of her or soemthing similar

>>694815905

Did it feel like bags of sand?

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>>694815616

> and then i woke up in a hospital
> try to comprehend what's going on
> look to my right
> parents talking to cops
> overhear the cops found me at the local park, screaming with my pants around my ankles
> violently started pulling chunks of grass and dirt out of the ground
> start throwing them at cops
> apperantly they had to tase me because they saw me as a threat
> the current knocks me out
> mfw i realize this was all a trip

>>694816081
I wtf'd at that too.
This whole story should be capped for future YLYL threads.

>>694815989
>Pretty normal Christmas party, company provided free booze so everyone is getting pretty loaded.
>Dance with a few people throughout the night, enjoying it as much as I can while being sober.
>Leaving bathroom in back corner, Kate is waiting outside
>Takes my hand and leads me out the side door of the building
>Sitting outside the building, smoking and small talk, she is pretty wasted by now
>"Hey, do you think i'm attractive?"
>Be honest, tell her yes.
>She asks what I like about her
>Can't remember exactly what I said but it was something beta like her eyes, personality or some shit
>Seems kinda disappointed with my answer.
>Out of no where says she wishes she was 20 years younger
>Ask her why
>She just smiles at me
>We go back inside, continue festivities.
>2am, party wrapping up
>Gather everyone up and load all the drunk fucks into my car
>Dropping off 1 by 1, get to Kates house
>Asks me to help her inside, says she feels too dizzy.
>While I was keen, I was pretty sure nothing much was going to happen at this point.
>Help her in, taking most her weight on me.

>>694814624
>>694814321
>>694815060
sorry you dont know what the "sucking thing" is

>>694813500
i was dragging it out cuz you fuckers love a story

>>694816739
> slobbering the knob

>>694816839
like corn on the cob

>>694816896
Check in with me

>>694817063
And do your job

>>694816081
Dude, they were at KFC. Those were just chikun wangs.

>>694816739
i love how you're beta as fuck throughout the entire story, but now you're trying to act all alpha on us because you claim we don't know what "the sucking thing" is.
we do, we just wouldn't use the words a 5 year old would use for a vacuum cleaner shitlord

>>694816604
this guys new OP last one didn't live up to expectations and we've decided to make some managerial replacements

>>694808738
Made me chuckle

>>694816739
I enjoyed your story OP.
Now you need to show all these unbelievers up by secretly recording her doing the sucking thing.

>>694808738
kek'd

>>694817570
how the fuck do you record a dream

I have sex with my girlfriend am I cool?

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>>694808931
dropped my spagetti while laughing

>>694816604
>Get up the stairs and to her front door
>Somehow manage to find her keys in the clusterfuck of mess in her handbag.
>Get inside, asks where her room is
>"at the end of the hallway"
>Open door, nope. It's a fucking laundry
>have to test 3 more doors before I find her bedroom
>Put her down on her bed, take off her heels cause i'm a top bloke.
>Go and get a glass of water for her
>The whole time she is drunkenly talking about random shit while sitting on her bed
>Getting ready to leave, ask if she is okay, if she needs anything etc.
>"I can't sleep like this it's too uncomfortable"
>"Like what?"
>She starts trying to take off her dress, drunk AF and failing miserably
>Gets frustrated and tells me to help her
>Happily oblige, she is now sitting there in her underwear, bra and thigh high stockings.
>"You said you found my attractive earlier, did you mean it?"
>I've seen enough porn to know where this is going. Say yes
"Prove it"
>Well, i'm already this deep may as well.

>>694817708
> girlfriend
you spelled body pillow wrong nigger

>>694817570
hes gotta explicitly say at the beginning, hey can you do the sucking thing that you did to me yesterday when we done the sexy dance