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You were waiting 8 minutes for that Yinglet picture

They're great.

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>>694804488
Hmm?

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...Anonymous
07/16/16(Sat)11:38:41 No.694804373
>>694802660 #
Oh for sure. I would line myself up and slide into your ass gently. I'd be gentle.

At first

>>694804765
Oops

I'm getting real sick of having to dig through the catalog to find these threads every time I wanna J one out. Why can't we put g/fur in the title? I can't type "generic image male anthro character paired with silly phrase or no text at all" into the search bar.

>>694804579
Your Frosted Flakes

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>>694806786
That's not how this all works mate.

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>>694806801
Sorry can't eat them :(

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>>694806786
Life is truly suffering.

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>>694806909
WTF was that doing in my folder?

When I look at my thighs, I see death.

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>>694807162
post a photo

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>>694807162
Because you look like a concentration camp prisoner or because you're so overweight your death from CVD is imminent?

>>694807162
It's great, I love abortion!
(He's referring to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls8Ylxn74xQ )

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Ratbirds are for genocide.

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>>694807477
we could always take him for a walk

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>>694807767
Just try it, bub

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>>694808208
He won't be walking far if he's in either state.

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>>694808297
I'm ecstatic that you have that image, but more importantly I absolutely will. Ratbird genocide second best day of my life (after t*rk genocide)

>>694808488
actually if he's auschwitz mode he might be subjected to a nice forced march

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So many tigers

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>>694808594
My movie ended and so the tiger parade as well

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>>694808488
well either way, he will be welcome to a nice shower and lice check inspection

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>>694808760
I see

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>>694808562
>I'm ecstatic that you have that image
I didn't have it saved, I just pilfered it from the site just now for the purposes of posting it here

Apparently shit is going down in turkey

and why do you use the *?

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>>694808874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Wt6XlVob_E

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hey nibbles I wanna suck your cock like linus and his thumb

>>694809102
Well I guess I'm just glad that image exists.

Yeah, the military deposed erdogan. The asterisk, along with calling turks roaches and other things, is more or less a fuck turkey meme.

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>>694808795
Goebbels really had the right look for a Bond villain.

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>>694809316
Ah, lovely world news drama.
Nothing happening in Aus except for Pokemon GO

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wBid6HlGL8

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>>694809462
he would have been a wonderful villain

>James Bond has to operate against a man with a silver tongue that has both the audience and people in the movie swaying to his beat

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>>694809645
Dude, on the way home from work I saw 59 motherfuckers—ages ranging from preteens to at least one man in his—with their heads buried in their phones, not touching the screen or interacting with it just staring at the damn thing as they walked. This one college slut almost got hit by a fucking car. Unreal.

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>>694809645

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>>694809160
I find powerrangers to be uncanny.

>>694809316
Just letting you know, I drink a lot of coffee.

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>>694809958
Learn to play metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3LgSMFkAi0

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>>694809923
curly isn't even the best cave waifu

>>694809958
Wonderful. I'll get cumffeinated.

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>>694809923
Yinglets are not for hugs! They are a proud, noble people!

>>694809886
My phone is too old to play it, or I would - saw the doc yesterday and apparently I need more time off. At least another week.

My ass is permanently sore. I need something to do

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>>694810278

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>>694810361

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>>694810278
I had no desire to play it until the entire fucking civilized world got on board and now I feel weird for NOT playing it, honestly.

And I'd stop putting stuff up there for a little while.

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>>694810453
You cannot escape

Please dont get bed sores Nef

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>>694809755
Shame he was more in to making media than starring in it. I bet deep down he could have been a true thespian (presuming he wouldn't have been upset by all the camp/gay actors).

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>>694810494
It seems like a low intensity time-waster, which is what I need. I can't exercise or anything. Moving at a low speed shuffle is pretty much all I can handle.

Just something to get me out of the house.

>>694810556
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>>694810190
I dont have an axe.

>>694810260
I dont think thats how it works or what I meant. In preparation id probably eat a lot of fruit a week before I met someone though and cut the coffee.

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>>694810710
Actually yeah that sounds surprisingly perfect for your condition.

>>694810748
Dude I guarantee you most people do not take care of their semen to that degree, wouldn't worry about it. That's very kind of you though.

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>>694810748
Fruit depends if you're top or bottom

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>>694810710
Excellent, now tell me all about you becoming a cripple before you start feeling like you need to lay down again.

I wish Pokemon GO was played here, maybe I could make friends

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>>694810660
He probably should stay behind the pen and paper.

Although he is not very quiet by pen, I think he enjoyed not having his wife and children deal with people writing other than him like some bolshevik.

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>>694811055
I don't get the impression people are making friends through it.

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>>694811055
>make friends
>no friends list, trading, or hell even a way to really battle in real time
There are the teams but again....... No bueno

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>>694810898
I mean I love pineapple. Its just too fucking expensive to eat it all the time.

>>694810939
How... what?

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>>694811163
>>694811240
I wouldn't know, I can't even download it on my phone.

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>>694810898
Except my phone is like an original Samsung Galaxy, so probably several years too old.

>>694811017
Not much to say

I've had back problems several times in the last few years, but every doctor just handwaved it as muscle pain, gave me 2-3 days off and I just worked through the pain once my days off were over

Turns out this was a BAD IDEA because it wasn't muscle pain, it was a disc extrusion. First doctor to actually recommend something other than a 3 day rest. I've been down for nearly 2 weeks now

One of the shock absorbing things between my spine's lumbars have popped open. The jelly has spilled out and is messing with my nerves, fucking up my left leg

Basically my lower back requires care and my left leg is endless agony.

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>>694811252
Opposite problem. I can totes afford pineapple but I don't like it. Not that I get my dick sucked ever anyway.

>>694811240
Yeah dude realtalk the fact that you can't actually battle niggas is the #1 reason I cbf'd getting it.

I want to go up to random people on the street, lock eyes and be like bruh we're going to BATTLE.

>>694811467
>>694811491
RIP.

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>>694811252
Well if your top eat as much fruit as you like, if you're bottom be carefully with fruits as it can pass quickly and suddenly

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>>694811055
>>694811163
>>694811240
It's not about "making friends" so much as it is about socializing

People tell one another where good pokemon are, people talk about what they've got.

It's like everyone is suddenly sharing your hobby. People want to show you their pokemons and they want to see yours and it's only sometimes sexual

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>>694811491
:c
Do you get to have surgery or something?
That sounds awful, I am just now to the point of being able to reasonably walk myself I feel your pain.

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>>694811520
Buy me tons of pineapple.

>>694811608
Oh, the fiber thing.

>>694811467
Get your phone cracked and put an custom android rom on it.
Although I wonder if you could still use the google play store to download it.

>>694811520
It would be even cooler if it was a big area. like
"Who the hell is trying to murder my charmander?" And you look up and see a million people playing it

>>694811608
Except for you need fruits so that you don't ruin your colon with constipation leading to fissures and hemorrhoids that will ruin your life

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>>694811781
Surgery is a possibility but we're hoping it won't be needed.

What happened to you?

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>>694811710
>going outside
I'd lose this game.

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>>694811710
>socializing
I felt like I had a giant fedora on my head as people followed me to find the pokestops because they suck at navigating. I don't mind the "Hey you get that pokemon?" but I do mind when they get clingy.

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>>694811789
Yes you don't want to have a accident you know.
So why don't you have a Axe?
>>694811921
Depends on how often you douche out.

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>>694811710
man it would be neat to get laid over pokemon go

>>694811789
it'd go bad by the time it got to you

>>694811608
I'm not sure about SUDDENLY. Faster than normal yeah but you can generally predict that. And fiber is good for digestion.

>>694811790
Nah randomly ambushing someone doesn't really make sense in poke-canon.

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>>694811790
You know well I don't have the google store.

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>>694811710
God, the sheer number of sexual innuendos you could make with Pokemon names is obscene.

>>694811073
Nah he was just playing up the troubled, edgy writer persona for attention. Then it started to get out of hand but he was too far in to turn back without getting embarrassed.

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>>694811939
I have had an inguinal hernia for the past 3-4 years and not known what it was, just assumed all people's bodys are different cause im retarded also embarrassing to ask about that stuff. A physical earlier this year led to me knowing what it was. A bit over a week ago I had my surgery to repair it and that has put me out of commission for awhile since it is muscle repair.
I am supposed to go on walks daily and like you cannot pokemon go, which would be nice for rehab.

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>>694812065
That's why I said to crack it and run android on it.

>>694812017
>>694812017
>Nah randomly ambushing someone doesn't really make sense in poke-canon.
Are you sure?
http://www.ocregister.com/articles/attackers-722320-multiple-anaheim.html

>>694812015
because getting one will cost me like 500 dollary-doos.

>>694812017
Well then you're going to have to settle for sour milk.

>>694812238
who are you anyway

>>694812322
I was talking about the pokemon universe, not californian degeneracy.

>>694812358
That's fine by me.

>>694812017
That's true. so eats your fibre.

>>694812322
Losing all of my phone data for a game that's not played in my country... I like this deal.

>>694812131
>he was just playing
I dont think you understand how dedicated he was

he and his wife killed their children before the soviets over ran the city because they didnt want them to be raised in a world where bolshvism was allowed

>>694812524

>>694812358
jesus, why not just get a 2nd hand set to practice on?

>>694812000
King of Nerdtown

>>694811984
RIP in piece

>>694812017
I recall an episode of pokemon where Ash and some other kid just used harden over and over.

>>694812238
Damn, that is a pity.

Yeah this whole health thing is shit. Why can't I just be pretty and healthy and fit?

>>694812429
>who are you anyway
It's Eduardo Montalvo

>>694812429
You're awfully okay with this.

>>694812429
Hey a lot of those incidents happen worldwide.
I just want a Darwin award so I can more to garbage this state.
But they are still funny
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-pokemon-go-players-stabbed-fall-off-cliff-20160714-snap-story.html

>>694812429
Ed
>>694812616
Being nefel is suffering
My year and a half of pain looks to be coming to an end soon though, I am looking forward to not having to deal with daily agonizing hurt from multiple ailments.
Other than that garbage, how are things?

>>694812815
see >>694812557
>>694812557
>>694812557
>>694812557