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>>694812454
Right, just not immediately prior to getting boned.

>>694812640
Most people really don't have delicious tasting semen in my experience.

>>694812649
Oblivious fucks get ambushed by criminal, barely news.

>>694812616
Who is eduardo montalvo

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>>694812586
I really dont want to waste money on something im just going to "practice" on.

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>>694812548
I don't think you can recognise when people are just messing.

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>>694812655
>>>/trash/
>>>/out/
>>>/BCD214/
>>>/kys/

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>>694812773
Why would you want to suck dick then?

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>>694812960
Because I'm a fag and it turns me on, obviously.

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>>694812946

<3

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>>694812910
no, I am completely binary most of the time

i either get something, or absolutely have no idea what is happening.

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>>694813081
Why you find that cock that spurts out tasty treats, you get addicted.

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>>694812815
>My year and a half of pain looks to be coming to an end soon though
That's good. Glad to hear you'll be feeling better

>Other than that garbage, how are things?
Eh, looking down at the moment. Nothing terrible but pretty much just the opposite of a few months ago

School seems to have missed my application, as they haven't sent me anything. So I'm missing this semester.

I haven't been able to work since I got crippled, so finances are looking bad - but I'll be getting a tax return and I might be able to spend some of my long service leave. So not all bad.

Have you been up to anything exciting?

>>694812773
I don't know but that Montalvo totally sounds like something you can say with immense drama, especially if you yell it

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>>694813085
I'm telling your XO that you raped my childhood.
He won't like that

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>>694813210
See for me the cock itself is the treat.

>>694813233
I've never heard of this dude. Where/when did he post?

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>>694813267
You don't even know what command I'm in, nor what my name and rank is.

I'm not even sure if XO is even here right now.

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>>694813081
This does not turn me on. It makes me feel extremely bored.
Bored and tired of life.

>>694813210
I dont suck cock

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figs

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>>694813348
He's not Eduardo Montalvo. There is no such thing.

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>>694813467
That's because you're not currently getting your dick sucked, nibbles.

>>694813517
Fig newtons, even.

>>694813585
Clearly. Who is he? He knows you.

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>>694813118
I have been puzzled by it sometimes. Like when that person was clearly taking the piss by saying absurd things about human biology and you kept taking the bait, giving them a serious lecture.

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>>694813461
>Military grunts
>Hard to find chain-of-command
But you guys leave a huge paper trail, I'll find you Red Cockman, don't you dare leave port

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>>694813348
Yeah that's all fun too. but a good tasting cum shot in the face is bliss.
>>694813467
You haven't sucked cock yet.
>>694813517
Campbells, how you going :)

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>>694813640
i love those

>>694813711
bretty ok friend, how about you

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>>694813640
I will probably never have my cock sucked.

>>694813711
I will never suck cock.

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>>694813640
Everyone knows me. I am the shining star of these threads. You all bask in my gentle glory

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>>694813711
I don't think I've ever had very good tasting cum, nor bad tasting cum. It all just tastes like cum to me.

Not impossible that I don't have the most discerning palette.

>>694813868
I don't think I've ever had one but I am aware of their existence.

>>694813938
Not with that faggot attitude.

>>694813952
Everyone knows you intimately, I'd say. You give pretty thorough introductions down at the truck stop.

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>>694814041
well it's no good to do things half-assed

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>>694814041
Whatever dude

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>>694813695
I dont know man, it just bothers me when people say things that I know are incorrect, and I just want to teach them as to why.

I dont know if someone is being stupid or just a troll. I mean this is text afterall, there is no tone to the way you write things unless you over exaggerate the way you type things.

After awhile though, I might be able to pick up your sarcasm the more I talk to you or other people though.

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>>694814096
No and you're quite famous for using your entire ass and then some, if I recall.

>>694814121
Getting your dick sucked is unbelievably easy if you'll take the slightest bit of effort.

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>>694813868
My legs are sore. But it's a good sore.
>>694813938
What is he was your 11/10?
>>694813952
Who?

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>>694814272
I dont like ugly people, fat people, or niggers.

>>694814041
they are pretty nise, would recommend

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>>694813233
No not really anything exciting, school is going well but my summer is bland. Neeting and recovering is all I've done so far. Do they not give you worker's comp or something?

>>694814428
like a just finished working out sore?

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>>694814272
Of course. To do anything less is laziness and I am appalled

>>694814428
Get out of here you little weenie

>>694814495
It wasn't a workplace injury, so no

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>>694814468
I will keep that in mind.

>>694814495
WHO ARE YOU, ED

>>694814435
Last year, my skinnyfat nerd-ass 69'd a shredded asian dude because he was just plain horny and nearby. It is not that hard.

>>694814579
All fagkind admires your dedication.

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>>694814523
Yeah but it was from yesterday's workout.
>>694814579
Well i don't know you so you can't be that famous.
So how's you weekend so far?

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>>694814579
Gross, that really sucks.
Time for Jenny to get her first job.
That really sucks about school, when I had to take a term off I was just unhappy
>>694814668
Hey buddy my name is Eduardo Montalvo
only my friends get to call me Ed

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>>694814787
why are you and nef colluding to confuse me

>>694814767
you post here way too often to not know who nef si

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>>694814857
I have no idea what you're talking about.

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>>694814428
There is nothing like that.

>>694814668
I may be horny, but im also extremely angry with nazi-like tenancies.

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>>694814857
Maybe if they kept he name to same it would be easier. I'm just a dumb tiger after all :P

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>>694814221
> "I mean this is text afterall"
Well yeah but it was all too absurd to be anything but a joke. The smiley faces and tildes kind of gave it away too.

I wasn't being sarcastic if that's what you're thinking. That'd surely suggest I was being contemptuous, which I was not.

Why does a man have this much Goebbels stashed anyway?

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>>694814964
You act like there's no guys out there with Injun Nazi fetishes.

>>694814946
EXPLAIN YOURSELF, TOUHOU

>>694814993
I can't really call you stupid when you call yourself stupid, that takes away a lot of the fun

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>>694814668
They shouldn't feel admiration, they should feel shame. I'm so much better than they are and it's not even my thing.

>>694814767
That is the result of your own ignorance, not my lack of glimmering grace.

>>694814787
I think I might be able to keep myself from endless boredom through work... at least when I do get better. Would be nice to build up some savings.

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>>694814668
goood

how are you doing anyways?

>>694814767
it happens, i find like if i work out after having not been forever i am sore for days. but it's impossible for me to gain any muscle mass so i stopped bothering

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>>694814787
que pais donde estas

>>694815016
I like Goebbels, I am not very good with words, so in turn I am a bit jealous of him.

I am sorry if it seemed as I was making such assumptions, I try not to do that since it is a bad habit after all.

and the first part I would usually file under over-exaggeration

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>>694815088
I think we're gonna agree to disagree on the "not even my thing" bit but yes, I strive to emulate your faggotry in all ways.

>>694815142
I'm doing gay, how about you? Have you reconciled with your degenerate desires yet?

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>>694815290
I am a heterosexual and no one can prove differently

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>>694815088
I need to get a job to build savings.
I'm down to my last 100 dollars.
But I am too lazy and due to my surgery and have permission from family to neet until school.

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>>694813708

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>>694815430
Yeah, but nobody believes you either.

>>694815449
Are you the poster formerly known as cirno

I also enjoy the insanity of the scientists in Germany then too Chet.

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>>694815612
Sure

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>>694815430

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>>694815449
Well that's something at least.

I think I have about 600 left, for the next two weeks.

>>694815612
>Are you the poster formerly known as cirno
lol

>Yeah, but nobody believes you either.
This is your own problem

>>694815685
That's taken out of context.

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>>694815673
That doesn't sound like a yes.

>>694815766
No actually I think everyone thinking you're a huge fag is definitely your problem.

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>>694814964
Well true, you 11/10 would be noone else's
>>694815087
Sorry that i was too dumb to figure that out.
>>694815088
Well maybe but i think you're half to blame.
>>694815142
Yes cause the muscle was under stress not normally encountered, the muscle adjusts with repeated exposure and you won't feel it again.
But you can gain mass, just have more proteins and keep exercising. You can get there :)

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>>694812524
Please go to en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=4chan&action=edit&oldid=729995570 and click "Save page."

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>>694815857
It doesn't sound like a no
>>694815766
Random parent that lives across town has shown up at my house and is demanding I talk a walk.
I will be back eventually.

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>>694815087
There are not, all men today are ugly pig-looking "neonazies" or nu-male, beta, SJW pussies.
There are no males left, and there are no women left. Only rats in the ratshitfest we are invited to.

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>>694815290
i've accepted the fact that i'm furry trash

and that i'm at least bi

>>694815870
metabolism2high4me

i mean i could probably if i committed to it, but i'm too poor to afford regular gym sessions

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>>694812524

Did everyone become an ISIS supporter now?

I did read a lot of headlines about a "Nice terror attack" in France today.

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>>694815250
Why do you like Goebbels exactly?

> "and the first part I would usually file under over-exaggeration"

You'll have to clarify this for me.

>>694815622
I would say I find it all morbidly fascinating.

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>>694815870
I do not have an 11/10.

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>>694815870
You could try being smarter, I highly recommend that.

>>694815971
Man you need to open grindr for like 10 minutes and go window shopping.

>>694815959
It sounds a lot like an "I don't feel like answering sf's very reasonable question"

>>694816039
"At least bi" is code for "I want to get stuffed in all my holes until I'm more semen than man"

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>>694815870
Blaming other people for your inadequacies is why you'll never be a better person.

>>694815959
I'll probably get some food soon so I might be a while

>>694815857
It's my burden to bear, but your lack of understanding is your problem.

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>>694816122
Im not making a grindr account.

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>>694816122
>It sounds a lot like an "I don't feel like answering sf's very reasonable question"
ooh, you're learning

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>>694816122

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>>694816039
Eat more then, literally stuff your belly 3x a day.
You don't need to goto a gym just hammer it out with body weight exercises
>>694816121
Ok nibi.
>>694816122
I am smart, i said i was dumb.
>>694816188
so you blamed me entirely before so you must be the worst type of person then. Thanks for clearing that up with me.
>>694816212
oh please i loved to see it Nibi :)

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>>694816188
It's not a lack of understanding. You're just failing to be convincing.

>>694816212
You really need to take some effort to reconcile your unbelievable insecurities.

>>694816241
Well I knew he didn't want to answer me I'm just stubborn.

>>694816268
what does remilia's smug face MEAN

Came here expecting to pull my cock out and jerk off, there's a surprising lack of pictures. Never gotten to the bottom of these threads without a boner before.

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>>694816395
Are you smart, or was calling yourself dumb just a rare moment of lucidity?

>>694816436
thanks for the update

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>>694815532
You listen here you little bitch, I'll steal your mre's and take your favorite blanky.
You'll have nightmares

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>>694816395
I'm blaming you for your inadequacy.

Blaming X for X's failures is fine and dandy
Blaming Y for X's failures is where this is a problem.

>>694816414
I am unable to properly convey myself to the terminally homo. I just cannot get into their cock-obsessed mindset

>>694816564
No problem bud.

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>>694816086
it doesnt have to me morbid to be Nazi insane, it just has to be a bit illogical. Messerschmidt originally wanted to have his plane (the ME-163) to fly without a vertical stabilizer. Mind that means you would practically be flying a rocket that is traveling near speeds of 700mph.

smiley faces and tildes give away a sign of sarcasm

Goebbels amazes me just do to how in short amount of time, he was able to persuade such a large mass to commit an even larger project.

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>>694816659
I mean yeah it is rather difficult for me to go a full 10 minutes without imagining cock but I'm pretty sure you get that figure down to 5

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>>694816528
I meant dumb as in mute.
>>694816659
Ok
I blame you for not being famous and that's fine and dandy.

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>>694816122
that's pretty much how I feel yes

>>694816395
I eat like 4 meals a day and regularly snack, i just can't put on weight. I mean I'm physically strong, sorta, like pushups and stuff, im just twinky as fuck

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>>694816866
I can go days without thinking about it. Aside from having a wank it is nothing to me.

>>694816893
But we already went over this. I am famous
I'm even King of the Homos, raccoon pointed it out this very thread.

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>>694816947
Increase reps on everything. Look up german volume training for idea.

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>>694816893
Well you're also dumb as in stupid if that's what you're referring to, tongue's not really required here.

>>694816947
If your physique is as you describe it you should go get porked by every man in jolly ol' england.

>>694817071
You probably don't think about it because you FEEL cock in every moment of your life.

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>>694816947
>im just twinky as fuck
*Cute as fuck.

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Shower anyone?

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>>694816395
Ive offered you before, but you didnt want.

>>694816414
I dont understand what you are trying to say.

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>>694817189
That fact that my member is so mighty it brushes against my leg is a constant reminder that it is there, yes

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>>694817305
Go get laid and stop being a perpetual downer.

>>694817385
I'm gonna require visual proof.

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>>694816574
I don't eat MRE's and the blankets suck dick, with dry mouth and lots of teeth.

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going to shops, bbl

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>>694817071
We have been over this.
If one person on the internet says you're famous you're actually not famous.
You need at least 5M+ people saying your famous you actually be famous.
>>694817189
Then just say stupid stupid.
>>694817250
With you? Sure why not.
>>694817305
Offered what excatly? You're not gay.

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>>694817100
Fuck that, 8-12 rep max on everything with no more than 2mins rest between sets, the less the better.

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>>694817484
You said dumb first.

>>694817487
explain the logic behind that

t. does 15 reps of bodyweight exercises, usually

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>>694817453
Ok I ran out of military things to say, can you just stop posting him please?

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>>694817451
I literally, cant. There arent any people to "lay".

>>694817484
What I look like. Which you were hinting at.

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>>694817100
this looks hard

>>694817189
i don't like the boys here, everyone is too much a meme.

>>694817220
s-stop it

>>694817250
If that's how you shower...I'm in.

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grindr is garbage you dingus

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>>694817753
Complaining about memes is a meme.

>>694817816
I'm not sure there's a better way for a reasonably attractive insecure fag to get over himself.

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>>694816805
I went straight to thinking about human experimentation. That's what I find morbidly fascinating.

> "smiley faces and tildes give away a sign of sarcasm"
Yet you didn't pick up on it? I also don't know if it was sarcasm since they may have just thought they were sharing a joke with you.

I wouldn't have thought that was unprecedented in the long history of nutters.

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>>694817487
Unless you can't put on any more mass cause your muscles can handle the volume you do.
The only way to increase volume without using any weights is by sets and reps.
15-18 reps would be good to get that burn.
>>694817656
And you said stupid first. so what's your point?
>>694817746
Oh but that was you posting belly before right?
>>694817753
Yep that's the point. make it hard and keep trying, when you can do it you'll be stronger than before.

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>>694817989
I honestly don't know what we're talking about anymore.

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>>694817816
>>694817816
>>694817816

>>694817656
For aesthetics, you don't want to be doing so many reps with little weight or you won't strain your muscles enough. Too little reps and too much weight is good for strength but not as effective for weight gain.

The goal is hypertrophy and time under tension. It depends on what you want as an outcome though.

Variation is also good though, so mixing up the weights, reps and exercises activates different muscles and fibres

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>>694817989
What did you save that?

>>694817453
Barrel boy detected

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>>694818077
We're insulting each other really badly.

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>>694817656
ignore him please with the weight lifting suggestions and read /fit/s sticky please.

>>694817951
hehe yes, seeing if you can conjoin people is incredibly fascinating.

And I guess I never really pick up on everything then.

and to be fair, the germans havent always been nutters, they have always been the centerfold of RnD until after WW2.

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>>694817674
Hmf, fiiiiiiinnnneeeee.


>>694818259
I'm not even sure we own barrels that aren't rusted to shit and falling apart.

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>>694818243
You didn't want me to.

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>>694818184
That didn't actually answer my question.

>>694818342
Because "read the sticky" is a meme I am never going to read the sticky.

>>694818290
Yeah but you're insulting me worse, so I win.

>>694817656
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/topicoftheweek8.htm

>>694818404
I'll find you a nice barrel then

>>694818411
then you will fail miserably

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>>694818411
You just lost for being more offended than me. I won the horrible insulting banter.

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>>694818410
I didnt tell you that, but good.

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>>694818413
I'm actually too tired to comprehend this.

>>694818523
You have no idea what I want so I'm not sure that's true.

>>694818550
I'm not offended at all. You lost for dramatically misjudging my reaction.

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>>694817893
no, really. everyone is just like so into "banter" that you cant really know whos real unless you actually say nigger can we have serious talk

plus i like foreign accents more than the ones here

>>694817989
i'll give it a go

>>694818404
Still hate you btw

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>>694818702
well that just seems like british culture for you

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>>694818621
Well i knew you wouldn't want anyone too, just like me. I treat friends like that you know.
>>694818664
Then why are you hiding behind a lamp shade?

>>694817250

If I can be the brown one.

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little baby

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>>694818792
exactly, it's a meme

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>>694818917
Not hiding. It's comfy there.

>>694818954
Or you're a self hating brit, based on the accent thing too.

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I dont like this avatar, sf. You just make me think you're snuffles.

>>694818917
Okay

>>694816947
If your in the gym 5 days a week and have a high calorie diet with lots of carbs and protein, you'll start seeing results, just keep at it. You've got to stay motivated and eat well.

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>>694819051
He posts the DOG.

>>694818664
what do you want for weight lifting?

strength or muscle mass

do you want more success in cardio?

>>694819034
I'm Irish, I just live here

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>>694819132
They both like like hairy ball sacks.

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>>694819132
wtf is hat then

>>694818411
Basically 1-6 reps will train strength
6-12 with train hypertrophy and mass
15+ will train endurance.

Rest between sets and number of sets plays a big role also.

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>>694819193
I want a bigger butt and more physical strength. Lower body fat is the domain of cardio, I believe.

>>694819265
Yeah they are kinda drawn as ugly as possible.

>>694819232
Ohhhh.

Yeah ok I respect that.

>>694819319
Interesting. Past 12 reps of something, will mass growth actually diminish as a result of going too far?

>>694819292
A cat.

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>>694819232

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>>694819319
Also if you don't get a pump after 3 sets go another.

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>>694812524
Hey guys we have a discord chat going on we talk about vidya games, feels, shitpost and other stuff!

https://discord.gg/NRAct

Also please no shy people, lurkers and cucks!

>>694819432
okay

and not necessarily

find a pic of what you would want to look like for a over all goal.

Do like benching, squating, and deadlifting?

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>>694819571
kys

>>694819432
>I want a bigger butt and more physical strength. Lower body fat is the domain of cardio, I believe.
Squats! And more squats, and some weighted lunges.

>Past 12 reps of something, will mass growth actually diminish as a result of going too far?
No but it won't be as effective, you want to push yourself to failure, pretty hard to do with low weight high reps. Muscle fatigue and hypertrophy, bruh I'm telling you.

>>694819571
Fuck off bitch

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>>694819901
y-you too!

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>>694819654
I don't own any weights (except for a 25 pound kettlebell, for some reason, which I use for doing squats) and don't intend to join a gym, I just do bodyweight stuff. If I can't accomplish what I want with that I probably just won't bother.

I am not going to look for a pic since that makes me feel weird, actually.

>>694819926
I do a fuckton of squats as is yes. That is what I was told. I will do more sets of 12 instead of fewer of 15 if you think that is better.

>>694819052
>If your in the gym 5 days a week
like I said, I can't afford it
>stay motivated and eat well
i cant do these either

>>694819432
i wanna move at some point but /neet/ and all that

>>694819501
cyoot

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>>694818754
Perfectly normal. <3

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>>694818342
You'd be amazed how shoddy some of their work was though. Not having proper control conditions, forcing scientifically literate prisoners to be research assistants (who then were shown to sabotage the experiments or falsify data), and then there were the experiments that were just exercises in pointless cruelty. Obviously horrible, even far worse, things have happened throughout human history but surgical/medical horror has always been particularly unsettling to me.

I'm sure you can tweak your filter.

Not the Germans, all the people in history who got masses riled up and ready to hate and/or kill complete strangers. He was exceptionally good at it clearly but no doubt he got a lot of help from the contemporary tech and infrastructure.

>>694820092
get a job nigger

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>>694820123
>forcing scientifically literate prisoners to be research assistants (who then were shown to sabotage the experiments or falsify data)
wait, you mean the nazis FORCED scientifically literate prisoners to falsify data? Or the prisoners did it out of spite?

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>>694820092

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>>694820086
Do leg raises as well.

>>694820092
>like I said, I can't afford it
>i cant do these either
Then it's going to be pretty hard to gain weight man.

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>>694820098
I feel like you enjoy this

>>694820349
gotcha

>>694820098
My god, muh Dick! Briefs are stretching.

>>694820156
its a WIP, already got my app turned down for one

>>694820374
yup, which is why I gave up

>>694820419
Navy fags, so used to getting told what to do and pushed around, they either get big or turn into cucks

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>>694820569
But anon... Do you want to look good or not?

>>694820086
>don't intend to join a gym
well that rules out a lot of potential then

you could always just become another cardio bunny then, and do lunges and hill runs

>>694820123
there was a lot of crazy shit that happened behind those gates. I think a lot the time it was them venturing in territory no one had dabbed into before whilst recording their findings. Even in the rocket programs, they were just firing rockets off across the British Channel in hopes of news of it hitting something. It doesnt help either that rockets are extremely challenging to control, much like humans.

workin on it really

and for sure I agree

>>694820251
I believe he meant illiterate

>>694820685

I'd LOVE for a navy fag to tell me what to do.

Like bigger guys.

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>>694820685
That's surprisingly accurate

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>>694820511
And froggy glute kicks

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>>694820853
I SAID I just do body weight exercises dude, I don't like gyms and I'm too lazy to go all the way to one just to work out anyway. I'd also go running more but right now it's too fucking hot and I don't have a treadmill, that's a priority though.

>>694821038
One legged squats and box jumps, also weighted lunges if you can

>>694821141
>>694821026
At one point is the relative complexity of options here becoming redundant?