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The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life has blessed this thread.

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FIRST FOR TOTAL CHAOS

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>>694802827
Fuck you

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Turkey civil war when?

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Onodera claimed.

Cancer Faggot claims chara as always

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>>694802944
probably around thanksgiving

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>>694803088
Whoops

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>>694803088
This seems like a bad nickname for you

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>>694802569
If you say so~

Well I'm going for my ride now, see ya /waifu/

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>>694803186
Any other suggestions friend?

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rem, best waifu

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Roll for your shitposting superpower:

0-1: You have a folder for every single poster on /waifu/ with exact filenames, and the ability to mimic anybodies persona.

2-3: You can guarantee a get, one dub every minute, trips every ten minutes, quads every 100 minutes and so on.

4-5: You can delete every OTHER /waifu/ thread at any moment.

6-7: You can spam without a captcha and no cool down, the only limit is how fast you can select an image.

8-9: You can recite every copypasta ever written from memory.

Dubs: Your choice of any of the above.
Trips and up: All of the above.

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THIS THREAD IS NOW A TURKEY GENERAL THREAD.

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>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed

>>694802429
I studied HACCP, which is the kitchen hygiene code. A bit of chemistry, Hydrocarbons, alkaloids and stuff, just basics. Proteins, carbos, fats, minerals, vitamins. Food diseases, such as bacteria/viruses, and environmental problems that can cause diseases.
Lots of stuff.

>>694802569
About the actual work, you learn everything just by working. And without a diploma, I can't even clean the streets.
Basically school teaches you 90% theory and 10% actual work. You learn nothing about working.
Instead, I helped my brother from time to time, when he used to work in a restaurant, and learnt more things about work with that than school.
Anyway, I already finished, did finals last month.

>>694803280
Awh...

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>>694803332
rem & ruri

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Claimed

>>694801512
You and me both, i could see a pretty sick fight scene happening with lots of spins and flips

>>694803186
Best nichi girl

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>>694803419
Hello mami

>>694803505
Dayum son

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>>694803505
>valley girl

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>>694803315
Idk, hungry chara?
Lots of your pics involve food.

Someone could think of one better. You just should be calling yourself a faggot so often.

>>694803614
Best sword.
I embrace death

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Inaba claimed

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Hi everyone!

Just woke up from my napperton

Starting Stream Now God eater episode 1

yayyayyy

got a little lewd today.
https://rabb.it/Shino83

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>>694803755

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>>694803415
>>694803419
>>694802742
Just need Sayaka and Madoka in thread now.
>>694803505
I would suggest working in a kitchen with no safety net. Somewhere that is very simple but very busy. I made the mistake of starting in an easy place and it taught me nothing. Got my ass kicked when I tried to go into a higher market, but I learned more in a month than my previous 2 years.

Rory-sama claimed

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>>694803965
hai

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>Charados
Chara
Dos
@u@

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>>694804151
hi sachissssssssssssssssssssssss

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>>694803777
>Trips checked
>Lewds
Wew laddie

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>>694803315
arahC

>>694803731
I am become death
Is it about that time? I cant quite yet, i got this new pc setup im about to build, gimme a month or so

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>>694803657
I'll start to send curriculums around from September. Hoping I manage to find a job.

>>694803675
Not american.

>>694804034
I understand perfectly Rory. You actually told me something about your cooking culture/experiences some time ago.
Thanks a lot for the tip anyway, I was actually thinking like you did.

Fun fact, I've been spending some nights to the bar near my place, and I discovered that the barman worked as a cook for 30 years. I learnt a shit ton of things thanks to him.

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>>694804483
There ya go!
Hmm I'll probably get a quick retailer job since the ac business slows down when summer ends

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>>694804464
Heyyyy, that's pretty good! Thanks chum

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The coup has failed. Shit.

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>>694804464
No, it's your time of the month

>pic related

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>>694804867
How? What happened? Weren't they firing on the parliament buildijg

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The usual as always.

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>>694804805
Wait you are my chara right?

>>694804997
How does that work if i dont even have a vagoo? Im pretty concerned now

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>>694804779
Unless I'll manage to find a steady job, I'll probably search for seasonal contracts. Which is what most wannabe cooks do now, not because everyone do it, but because that's how restaurants asks for employees now, at least here.

>>694802909
>see this post but not the post before it
>predict that Anon is upset because I stole first post
I am God.
I am literally Deus Ex Machina.

>>694805437
Good claim.

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>>694805405
Your chara? I just joined these threads today, if that clears anything up

>>694805555
Can I exchange quads for happiness

>>694805555
The Waifu Machine commends you on your digits.

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>>694805433
Damn that sucks, hopefully things turn out well

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>>694805681
Probably not.
Have this.
>

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>>694805814
>busty girl with black twintails
2/10

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>>694805405
It's all internal. I wouldn't worry about it~

>>694805576
Oh ya, i forgot to ask your sexual orientation

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>>694805245
Various commanders and generals were loyal to the government, some members of the army related to the coup turned themselves in, and there were Turks recovering the public TV for the gov.
Fuck, I wanted some action!

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>>694806057
Str8 m8, I just call myself a faggot bc I know other people will =)

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>>694805803
Don't think it will happen anytime soon.
But my hopes are still up~

>>694806023
Just the pic itself. Noire has barely a C to be fair.
>

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>>694805576
Then you are not, i thought you were the chara i talk to. Well enjoy the thread then friendo

>>694806057
Its not though, it leaks everywhere just like the pic. Im having guests over soon, i cant have blood all over my chair and carpet

>>694806193
Best mid

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>>694806090
Fucking dammit, they just need to hold the airport and Erdomeme either crashes or has to surrender.

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>>694806267
Other chara is trans and your waifu is sexually ambiguous.
Why i ask.

>>694806411
Free bleeding is becoming really popular.
Stand free, stand proud

>>694806057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoHGTzqJTM0

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>>694806329
Stay faithful my friend
>lewds
Wew laddie~

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>>694806411
Sorry for the mixup, and thanks

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>>694806528
Can't expect Turks to do anything right

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>>694806329
still better than a loli

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>>694806549
I'll surely do~

>Lewds
That's semi-lewd for me c;

>>694806546
Queer ~

>yuuko

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>>694806541
Ah I see, well I do enjoy some XX chromosomes tbh, and yea I know character is androgynous, but it's fun to fantasize, eh? That's what waifus are all about, after all =]

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>>694806411
Apparently only when im playing her.
I had 3 matches today were i didn't get mid but the midlaner picked Syndra.
None of them won and 2 of them were playing vs melee characters.

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>>694806329
Here. Have some basic twintails.
And yeah. Barmen usually do spend time in a kitchen. Good to see you ha e such a long serving cook to learn from. As far as my experience goes, its really only 10 years total in kitchens, including cleaning. And HACCP certification is pretty much held as a standard. I dont follow it because the place is too small for it to have any real effect.

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>>694806765
Reguardless, I still like~

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>>694806686
Goddammit roaches get your shit together! I want this shit to last.

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>>694803965
Nice! I'll stop by late though. Don't lend the remote to Shiro

>>694803614
Heck yes. We should pool in some resources or draw him and Huey scrapping, also with Riley and maybe more. Mugen ain't no nobody

Tristana claimed

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>>694806726
I have a pic with you, I can probably say best black twintails.
>

>>694806861
Yeah he's a cool guy, always liked to talk to him.
Glad to have an experienced cook here c:
To be honest, I never saw a restaurant STRICTLY following HACCP's rules. But they follow it for the 80-90% of it.

>>694806867
Glad to know~

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Need I say more

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>>694803505
Eheh~

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>>694807252
Now if you'll excuse me.. I got some.. reserch to do..

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>>694806988
Why won't nobody nuke them? Retake Constantinople whole or in pieces. Better than in roaches' hands.
The Turkish Army probably shat their pants when they heard the US supported the government.

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>>694806541
I thought it only lasted like a week before everyone knew it was a joke. I think its time to go to my nearest starbucks and just make a disgusting mess

>>694806568
Na its cool, it happens sometimes. What brings you here?

>>694806835
>Tfw you queue for top and mid and get jungle, not like this
Were they just scared of putting pressure on them?

>>694807072
That would be hype, Huey and him have similar fighting styles of being mobile and unpredictable, would be good. Na, hes THE nobody

claiming best girl here
>>694799822
>>694799822

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I'm back from my nap, don't think I'll sleep for the rest of the night, two and a half hours is good enough.

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>>694807072
Yeah shiro is banned from remote. Although he did finally pic out some good shit today.

Currently watching Elfen Lied. Come watch some gore PPL

https://rabb.it/Shino83

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>>694807541
Hola chum

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>>694807384
Already back here? <3

>>694807441
Doujinshi are easy to find. They just translated a new one 2 weeks ago.
>I recommend 'TRUE RIDE'
>"Yes, I'd like to order a double Yuri with extra boner, thanks"

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>>694807541
Shiro

>>694807532
<

>yuuko

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>>694807532
>lets save mana and not punish the midlaner whenever he comes for farm.
>lets just back off and let him farm instead
How the fuck do you fall 30cs behind a yasuo and akali as Syndra?

Thankfully i can also play top/jungle so it worked out in the end.

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>>694807927
Hahah I'll keep that in mind

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>>694808009
Hello Yuuko, still doing BLM stuff?

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>>694808045
By being a bad ranged mage. By not realising that your main poke ignores the wind wall.

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>>694807927
How couldn't I not come back when you were waiting~?

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>>694808357
This triggers me.

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>>694808239
OH NO
It's all about Turkey now!

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>>694807532
Boredom and stupidity =P
And a fascination for a fictional psychopathic child, ofc

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cancer

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>>694807531
A single nuke can cause an entire breakout; it'll be the green light to mass hysteria and arms race. While handling the situation quickly is needed, the method is oddly knotty

>>694807532
I really have to watch Samurai Champloo since I've no idea what that meant

>>694807644
I may have some ideas if I receive control again, but again, I'll be on later. Thinking around the lines of Better Call Saul or Wentworth

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Tsuyu Asui

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>>694804034
The holy quintet did happened some days ago.

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>>694808825
FROGGY!!!
where you've been hmm?

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>>694808831
This nigga just posted a 4meg thumbnail.

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>>694808135
That's the best I ever read, for now.
Megami has a great artstyle tho.
>

>>694808382
But you gave me nothing to wait for, apart from you~

>>694808825
Is it you~?

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>>694808009
Speaking of messes, did our ghost videos ever take off?

>>694808045
I think people know that mid and late game mid champs can wreck ranged so they get the mindset to stay away early? Top and mid are the real carry rolls
>tfw 15/1/11 on zac top and i didnt get s+

>>694808629
Thats fair, i think the boredom thing is what drags the most people here, that and people like cute things here

>>694808818
Its a pretty good show overall, there is only one episode i didnt like and im sure you will see which when you watch it

>>694808744
Yes you are

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mine!

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Clem

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>>694809072
That does look pretty good, I"ll have to check him out after some runescaping

>>694803560
Consider suicide

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>>694808818
Why's everything so complicated? Fucking politics. I'll have to keep waiting for something interesting to happen then