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Ask a soldier anything
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>>694791200
are you from turkey?
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Licence or gtfo
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Why are you not busy scrubbing urinals private!
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what career would you have now if you'd paid attention in school?
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>>694791200
Do you have over 300 kills in the gorilla warfare?
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>>694791385
+ timestamp
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>>694791360
At a day like this I wish I was
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>>694791200
TIMESTAMP WITH WAR FACE

YOU GOTTA WAR FACE?
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Country
Rank
Advice
Routine
Best and worst part
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>>694791396
I'm actually a lieutenant, so instead of scrubbing I make privates do it
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>>694791200
What is your favorite holiday
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Deus Vult?
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>>694791716
No way in hell would a lieutenant in the military be on /b/

Waiting on that timestamp
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>>694791799
Well any holiday actually, cause I usually get the day off
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>>694791716
is your name dan

pls let it be dan
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>>694792204
Do you have legs or no?!?
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>>694791200
Why the dick do you still have an m16a1?
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>>694791200
Doubt it, Handguards are single piece in photo. Military uses picatinny /thread
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gobnik
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>>694792396
>a4

Fixed it for you bro
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Got to be an Israeli with that a1 pencil barrel goyem.
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>>694792524
Yea no, no gunz. Its an A1 pencil barrel. Israelis took the A1s and put a2 hanguards on them.
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>>694791200
nice airsoft you got there
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>>694791716
LTs "making" privates do it.. haha sure
Know your place.
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Nice airsoft gun faggot
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>>694792524
Most A1's also have the thin barrel
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>>694792477
budget cuts, US soldiers have been using whatever they can get a hold of lately bruh.
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>>694792312
Sorry, not Dan and both legs intact
>>694792396
Dont chose my weapon sadly
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>>694791200

Why does your M4 not have an M4 barrel?

Why does it have a civilian pencil barrel?

You must be special ops.
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>>694791200
>lol look at me 4channers im marine look at my gun guiyz xD
Kill yourself
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>>694793250
No they haven't lmao, at least not in the US.
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>>694791716
So, you don't really know how to use that rifle do you?
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>>694793380
top kek
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>>694791200
you ready to fight the russians in turkey?
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>>694793571
This
/thread
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>>694793288
A1's are obsolete, nobody uses them anymore. Not even the lowest of the army units have them. You're either not a US troop or you're full of shit.
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>>694793952
Actually pretty good with the different guns I've used in my service
tons of fun
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>>694791200
>soldier
Do You like soldering iron?
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>>694794108
Aint American, bro
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>>694794210
which are?
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>>694791200
Why are you on 4chan and not out killing muslims?
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>>694791200
Nice BB gun fgt
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>>694793380

Still a shit ton of M16A2s and even A1s in inventory. Chances are if your general support fag you'll have old equipment but I remember Air Force CCTs and PJs using old Vietnam issue G-UU5Ps In Iraq and Afghanistan which are pretty much Frankenstein CAR-15s.
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>>694794553
That's scheduled for tomorrow
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>>694791200
What's your favorite MRE?
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Do you hate muslims?
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>>694791716
Show me them butter bars bitch
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>>694794945
I don't hate Muslims, I hate those who preach for terrorism in the name of Islam.
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>>694794427
OP's gay pride dildo launcher
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>>694794687
Yeah, horseshit.

I'm USAF combat arms. CCT and PJs do no use any of that. M4s all around for them. Might have a different pistol from the m9 but that's it. A1's, GUU's, CAR 15's, and any small arms that are full auto except light and med MGs are out of the AF inventory.
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No timestamp yet?
faggot faggot faggot
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>>694795611

Mutha fucka I was OEF1 and OEF2 and we had AF CCTs wtih GUU5Ps attached with my unit so shut the fuck what I do or don't know.
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>>694795669
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>>694796294
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
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>>694797283

Yeah wow haven't seen that a million times on /b/.
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>>694791648
CRARB
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>>694797955
And I haven't seen some retarded faggot going on about what he knows despite him being a retarded faggot
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Why Army?
>inb4 butthurt army fags
Legitimately want to know, I hear their lives are a lot better
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>>694797004
Show us the uniform dick
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>>694798539
It's a good and easy way to earn money for the University
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>>694791200
Did you rape anyone?
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>>694793380
its a rail you fucking retard
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>>694798917
Didn't have the pleasure yet
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>>694798837
Same guy here, what do you do OP? Show butter bars or no LT. Network specialist here
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>>694799186
Uhmm, "butter bars"??
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>>694791200
>>>/pol/81185080
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Haaaa ....it an Israeli rifle tie ....lol
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>>694797004
We said licences faggot
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>>694799473
1st. Lieutenant then?
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>>694791200
As a welfare queen do you complain about non-military welfare queens?
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>>694799719
No, just lieutenant
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>>694791585
This
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>>694797004
Not American.
So it's airshit. Lrn2troll better.
Dumbass.
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>>694800714
Yeah fucking right, you didn't even know what the butter bars were. Fuck off airship fag
>just lieutenant
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>>694801195
Airship fag. Definitely what i meant.
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>>694791200
How many babyfucks do they let you claim as 'confirmed kills"?
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>>694801664
Eeh, what?
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>>694791200
What companion?
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>>694802669
But what you can do with bbs? ;)
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> This is me I'm in the Navy
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Bro thats an NJROTC uniform you fucking faggot.
> I would know this is me in mine
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>>694791200
Ask a pog anything*
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>>694797004
Ripped out from a leaders book. LT confirmed. Show us your Ranger tab sir.
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Ranger tab or kys
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>>694791200
Nice airsoft, where did ya buy it, faggot
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>>694804878
The only tab I have is at the local bar
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Whats the minimum IQ they take for the US army?
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>>694805528
We don't go off of IQ. You have to go take the ASVAB.
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>>694791200

fav soda?
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>>694805730
Orange Fanta
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>>694791200
Why such a dumb fucking worthless piece of shit?
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>>694805874
my son
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Probably an s shop Lt
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