>>694789496
Are you gay?

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>>694789496
How's middle school?

>>694789496
High school mustve been tough for ya huh OP?

>>694789496
what is meaning of those 5 symbols in ring and their appriopriate sequence

>>694789496
How's summer break?

>>694789496
>YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE
>______________¶___
>|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
>|______________|||__|__|__|]
>(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)
>POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE TONIGHT!!!!!!

when is the last time you did cardio?
when is the last time you studied something new to better yourself?
when is the last time you lived your life to the maximum, in full control?
when is the last time you went forever without pushing your ideology to anyone?

>things actual satanists do

>>694789496
Do you know you're going to feel really stupid on your dying bed, or if you try dmt ?

>>694791267
Well, at least he will avoid disappointment many theists face on deathbed. This may actually improve chances for better rebirth.

do all dogs REALLY go to heaven? Or just the one's that don't bite people's faces off?

>>694789674
No, I'm not gay. I'm the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan and cannot act upon my sexual desires.

>>694790077
It's going great actually. I just got done with fucking your mother in the ass hole.

>>694790382
Tough? Don't talk to me about tough. You don't know what I've been through.
BVB Army forever!
Heil Satan!

>>694790437
I'm glad you asked, and as the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan, I'm happy to educate you in such a matter.
You see, each point on the star represents the five Emo Gothic Darklords of Satan who helped form the Church into what it is today.
Those Emo Gothic Darklords of Satan are, in order or importance and contribution:
1. Andy Sixx
2. Chris Hollywood
3. Pan the Gypsy
4. Jynxx
5. Sandra Alvaranga
And they each stand on the edge of the pentacle because it shows just how gothic and dark and emo they are.
BVB Army forever!
Heil Satan!

>>694790513
It's going great, actually. Too bad I'm the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan and don't really get a break.

>>694791209
Lol what's cardio?
I study the Satanic Bible, I'm the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan. I'm required to.
For your information, I have complete control over my life you fucking prick
And in terms of pushing religon onto people, that is not what we are doing.
As the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan and acording to Article 5, Section 2 of the Satanic Charter, all human beings are Satanists at birth and they lose that satanism when they replace their mind with knowledge and memories. It's our job to bring them back to the dark side.
BVB Army forever!
Heil Satan!

>>694791267
Why do you say that?
Nigga, I'm the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan. My dying bed is an altar with candles, demons, and Andy Sixx there to support me and guide me with his warm log of shit being sucked out of his ass hole by my mouth.
God andy sixx is so fucking hot. I just want to suck a fucking log of shit out of it and use the log of shit as a dildo to fuck my pussy with. You have no idea, man. you have no idea.
BVB Army forever

For a bunch of athiests, faggots, furries, and trap-lovers...
You guys sure are intolerant of an ideology greater than almost all modern day religion.

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>>694792321
I take that back, OP is a retarded cutter.

>>694792305
yeah thought so..
enjoy the summer while it lasts buddy

>>694792321
>You guys sure are intolerant of an ideology greater than almost all modern day religion.
Go fuck a goat, mahmud.

>>694789496
In my experience, "Satanists" are almost always losers, powerless,weak losers who embrace a fake "red guy with horns and a pitchfork" to try and get A. laid (never happens, B. power (happens even less), and C. attain edgelord status on 4chan. (grats, you win.)

I've laughed in the face of anyone in real life who claims to be a "Satanist". You either fell for a carnival huckster like Anton LaVey, or you believe in sky fairies who will give you the things in life you're too much of a pussy to get for yourself.

So, my question is: you are aware how fucking dumb and douchebaggy you are by claiming to believe in "The Debbil", correct?

>>694792305
Yeah, middle school was pretty tough for most of us. But you'll pull through it buddy!

>>694792857
The one Christian fag on /b/?
Welcome.

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>>694792305
>I study the Satanic Bible
Ah, you fell for the carnival huckster. So, you're a douchebag, AND stupid.

>>694792857
>>694792934
>>694793164

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth:
Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
Do not harm little children.
Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

Seems more legit and than most other religions.

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>>694792321
>You guys sure are intolerant of an ideology greater than almost all modern day religion.

>>694793524
MASSIVE douchebag. Noted.

Note: Anton LaVey was a scam artist. Period. He never once showed that his "religion" was of any use, or accomplished anything other than a fight between his daughters on his death,over the small pile of pennies he left behind.

The "Satanic Bible" is a complete sham, and you're quoting it on the internet. You're approaching wizard status in douchebaggery.

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>>694792857
Samefagging so hard.

>>694789496
Do you consider Anton Lavey's writings to be scripture?

>>694789496
Satan here: Why are u on the internet? KEEP WASHING MY TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>694793933
Regardless of who wrote what and for whatever reason.
If someone can take a positive message from a passage and use that to better themselves and others, who the fuck cares?
Not ALL people live for ass mutilation, cock rate threads, and fluffy abuse.
Looks at the rules, all but one makes pretty good sense. Moreso than other religions.

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Want to fuck up something?

>>694794312
Finally, someone interesting on /b/.

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>>694789496
>left-hand path

For people who want to be the best mindless animal they can be.

>>694794476
Yeah bro

>>694794206
You mean Howard? Old Howard stole most of the material for his "bible" from other sources. He learned his craft, his true craft of scamming, when he was a literal carnival huckster, ripping off fat yokels guessing their weight for cheap trash "prizes".

Howard was so full of shit, he sloshed if he turned a corner too fast.

Yet this douche is quoting a known scammer like it's a religion. It's fucking hilarious.

>>694794418
I'll mock Howard Lavey and his purile drivel of a "religion" as much as I want, cockface. Go cry somewhere else. Or keep defending the scammer. It's entertaining - you might as well go join Scientology, since you've proven you're weak minded and gullible.

>>694794418
Let's see... no one asked your opinion, but you're giving it. You're committing Satanic Sins by arguing.

What the hell is going on, there's a civilized conversation happening on /b/

>>694794669
So, how's it hanging, Lucifer?

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You, me and google traductor

So ignorant, I'm dissappointed 4chan. People don't get it so why should we talk about it. I never talk about my ideology because most people are too stupid to understand. And if they ever find it good for them I guess. IAO SABAO protect thy Daimons.

>>694794942
It's almost like you're making a point of avoiding the contents of what was said.
Standard Westboro tactics. Well played.

>>694795067
>If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
>Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
>Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
>When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
Any one of these allow me to post on /b/.
Especially here, cutie ;)

>>694795559
EPIC douchebag.

>>694795755
Go make an anti-atheist thread faggot

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>>694789496
O.T.O. here greetings anon

>>694795755
Exhibit A

>>694795739
I don't pay attention to the "teachings" of religious fanatics and douchebags quoting a fictional book that's supposedly the tenets of "Satanism". There is no wisdom in any of it - they're crutches for weak minded people.

But you keep thinking you have a point, you incredibly dumb weak minded motherfucker.

The ONLY response to "I worship Satan" is hysterical laughter and finger pointing.

Now stop being a cunt and go clean the jizz stains off your fedora. Be useful for once in your pointless life.

>>694795904
Why would I do that? Laughing at this so-called "Satanist" douchebag is more entertaining.

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/thread

>>694796087
That's all you got, Mr. Satan?

Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, you're pathetic.

>>694789496
How can I join?

>>694796157
And this is from what people stereotype instead of learning on their own due to a weak mind. They are too afraid to open their own mind to anything and decide to go off of what they heard their dumbass friend say at some dumbass party. THINK FOR YOURSELF

>>694789496
Did you saw him. Did the shadow man come to you and chocked you in your dreams?

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>>694792305
>Emo Gothic Darklord
Sounds pretty fucking gay to me

>>694789496
OP I already tried to sell my soul to Satan 4 times.

>>694796697
I do think for myself, you weak minded motherfucker, that's how I was able to ascertain myself that Howard lavey and his "religion" is complete and utter bullshit.

You don't have an "open mind". You need to follow others, to figure out life - and you chose a scam artist. Go you!

BTW - Howard's "church", the so-called "Black House" in SF - SO important to his "religion" and his "followers", it got bulldozed and condos built there.

You're a weak minded fool. Try really thinking for once, and stop looking for answers to life in the fiction woo woo books of scam artists.

Dumb douchebag. I love when ignorant, naive fuckers like you lecture me on having an "open mind". You don't even know what that means, kid.

Coke or Pepsi?

>>694796157
>Implying everyone who follows the rules of Satanism worships Satan.
Just because you don't murder people or steal your mate's shit, does that make you want to suck Jesus' cock?
Despite being a faggot, your answer should be no. Faggot

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OP is a faggot

ask satan anything

>>694797667
Why are you the biggest FGT ever?

>>694797813
cuae youre afraid to come out of the closet

>>694797299
I'm an atheist, you incredibly dense buffoon. I don't believe in sky fairies, good or bad.

You're a run of the mill "Satanist" - dumb, naive, weak minded, and can't even defend your own "faith" without resorting to 4chan "U a faggot" level insults.

I've DONE the research, little girl. I've read that ridiculous book you quoted (probably touching yourself as you did it.) I researched the life of Howard "Anton" LeVay and his past. I'm speaking from the position of fact and knowledge. All you're doing is crying and sniveling like the little girl you are, clinging to a made up "religion" because you're too weak-minded and too much of a pussy to grab life by the balls and get what you want, YOU are the one following a fraud, and quoting him like he's a font of wisdom.

How about you grow the fuck up, truly think for yourself for once in your pathetic existence, and stop following carnies dressed up like a bad horror movie?

But noooooo, that's to hard, right? You need a dead Jewish scammer to tell you how to think. Your mind is SO open, lol.

Fucking dweeb.

>>694789496
Which kind of Satanist are you?

>>694798336
Hahaha loser. What closet? Your GFs closet when you get back home

>>694797254
When you call ideas like Satanism a religion then you are just a fool.
Clearly what I say gets to you more than it gets to me so fear not I will be brief
Howard whatever and that so called black church is what the media has presented to your mouths to gargle down their bullshit. I don't listen to any of that I teach myself and learn from the Earth.
Whatever you want to think is up to you I just predicted the closed minded response you put out so you can be angry and upset and spout whatever you want but it won't change how foolish you truly are. Especially to go as low as calling someone kid like come what is this COD?

>>694798754
ayyyy lmao

kys virgin

>>694789496
do you condone incest?

>>694798796
Jesus, you suck at this. If you're gonna troll, at least google a couple things.

Fucking summerfags.

It figures, the one time someone has some bait I can have some fun with, it's some lazy tard who can't even google.

PS - everything I said about Howard is true.

>>694798404
THINK FOR YOURSLEF
get off the internet and do some research inside yourself, fool.

>>694799137
Troll is over, dummy.

>>694789674
No.

>>694790077
Out of School.

>>694790382
No problems, actually.

>>694790513
I work.

>>694791209
This morning.

>>694791267
It won't be that bad.

>>694799102
I didn't say it wasn't true I just said you're ignorant. #googleisthetruthforever

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