Fucking yogurt. Here's to shitting myself to death.

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I guess you could live on Snickers Bars for a while.

>>694772707
Pussy
I'll be ok

>>694772707
Adderall. Go on without me.

could be worse

just finished my chicken salad
with macaroni, watermelon, tomato and boiled egg
then a bit of dark bread with cheese on the side

>>694772707
Last meal was Chicken Carbonara over Linguini with a mix of orange and Lime sherbert for dessert.

Good thing you posted this now as my dinner plans for tonight is quarter pounders and mcnuggets :)

>>694772707
battered chicken fillet with fresh lettuce and hellman's mayonaise.

I am okay with this

potatoes and whisky
I'm going to die

>>694774412
The Irish death

>Chinese buffet

I'm okay with this

a Mr.Freeze Popsicle
yay

An orange.

milky way - eurofag version.

>>694772707
A bowl of Frosted Mini Wheats and some Jimmy Dean pork sausages.

Sticky toffee pudding and ice cream at a restaurant...

Chicken bacon wrap with potato wedges on the side, sounds good to me

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Eggs & toast with butter

could be worse

>>694772707
yo moms pussy

Chips and salsa. I guess I'd be fucked, but it could be worse.

In the last 30 minutes.

>2 Chili Cheese dogs
>Potato Chips
>2 Bud Lights
>4 Tums

I'm ok with this.

>>694772707
i ripped off a piece of dead hanging skin that was a result uf a sunburn..i munched on that..does it count??

A delicious chickn sandwich w fries n a pepsi im ok w that ill die quick but is fine

salad with italian dressing

I HATE ITALIAN DRESSING

a banana

>>694772707
Tony's what ever cheap ass pizza ...from last night. Dear god I am going to become a fat american.

An easy peel orange fml

>>694773725
Well, enjoy diabeetus. Lime and orange sherbert for the rest of your life!

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>>694772707
Tasty as fuck, not very healthy though.

>>694772707
Two hot dougs with ketchup and mayo, and water to drink

>>694772707
I had a pepperoni pizza ... fml gonna die soon. although it does hit all the food groups.

Half a ruben sandwich which I already ate so I am fucked

>>694772707
Extremely expensive protein bars with almost no sugar.

I'm ok with this because I could never afford it in the long run.

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Well I got subway idk if that's good or bad

Salty gammon steak.

Goodbye kidneys

>>694772707
OP stuck eating dick for the rest of his life.

>>694776808
what is this?

a glass of chocolate milk and a spoonful of mashed potatoes

a bowl of white cheddar cheezits
eh, could be worse

>>694777013
you're gonna get diddled if that's the case

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>>694772707
Don't know? How fucked am I?

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>>694777179

>>694774412
M8 me too

I ate a booger.

Bacon, eggs, and a kiwi. Could be worse

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>>694772707
Fuck.

>>694776808
You eat the whole pan Fatass?

My grandmothers chicken lasagne. I'm pretty happy

>>694777665
Hahahaha why the fuck do you have Blk. alkaline water. Is this a joke?

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A bowl of oatmeal and a bottle of water

>>694777716
No I didn't why so angry?

>>694777894
Why would it be a joke?

>>694777473
Saved, I've never been this erect

>>694772707
Honey BBQ Boneless wings from Buffalo Wild Wings?

I'll get super fat but I'm okay with that.

>>694772707
Tacos with Ketchup, totally fucked

>>694777473
Vid not working for me..

>>694778166
Doesn't it cost a fortune?

>>694772707
I'm lucky. Last thing I ate was lsd.

>>694772707
Pussy.

>>694772707
Del Tacos chipotle chicken soft tacos and french fries... im good anon

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>>694772707
Low in fat and low in calories, but high in taste.

>>694777473
looks bomb

>>694772707
I would die in days. Ass does not have much calories

>>694777665
>>694777894
>>694778166
Yea... why not just buy some spring water? 2L of San benedetto is like a 1.30.

Your mom

If beer is excluded, then nachos.

Not too bad. Lots of protein and carbs with the mince and chips, but also some vege and dairy on top. Quite calorie dense so wouldn't starve.

>>694772707
>philly cheese steak from charley's
pretty good but id get sick of it reeeal fast

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>>694772707
These bad boys.

roasted chicken with sriracha. Would probably get sick of it but it's not too bad

>>694777415
looks like beniz

>>694772707
shit

>>694772707
Hell I'm gonna be fine with this one.

Porkloin thats been roasted on the BBQ for 3 hours seasoned with a homemade rub, Overbaked potatowedges and a redwine sause
Smoked bacon wraped mushrooms on the side.
Beer and Whisky to that. I'll be just fine-

>>694772707
Jellybeans....
Fucking kill me

chicken with green peppers and black bean sauce and egg fried rice. quite happy with that

>>694772707
Oatmeal cooked in goat milk... Might survive a few years...

>>694778765
Why buy water at all? There's a tap in most people's homes somewhere

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Oh yeeeaah
I'd say I'm good

>>694772707
opium. nice.

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I can't really tell
how fucked am I?

home made Japanese curry rice.

Thanks wifey, I'm set for life as I fukken love curry rice!

>>694772707
Taco stuffed pepper casserole
I am okay with this, it's delicious

>>694779363
recipe for that shit? sounds hella good

>>694779817
back to the cringe thread faggot

>>694772707
>grilled nuremberg sausage, tasty chicken
>tasty bread with garlic butter
>salad with bell peppers, tomatos, corn, beans
i'm good

>>694780356
Bby that bread <3
I swear to god since I started dieting the mere mention of bread makes me horny.

>>694772707
Drinking my first ever bottle of Soylent right now, so... the least fucked I could possibly be.

>>694772707
Bread.

it's ok my life is already a prison

Mac n cheese
I'm down

4 for 4 from Wendy's and I got the burger instead of chicken that time noooo

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>>694772707
Steak
Rectal cancer here I come.

steak fajitas im good

>>694779938
Fuck yea bro.

For the rub I went:

2 tbs Course Salt.
1 tbs Paprika
1 tbs Granulated Onions
1 tbs Granulated Garlic
1 tbs Chilli Powder
1 tsp White Pepper
1 tsp Black Pepper

Start your grill up, preferably using the chimney method ( No Checmical taste. )
Just before you get the nice white frybed move the charchoal over to one side.
Rub the whole porkloin with the rub and place over the now EMPTY half of the grill.
Put the lid on and open the airvents halfway.
The pork should go up to between 68-72 degrees C. Move the coals over a little more if it cooks too quickly.

For the wedges: Just cut potatoes into wedges, sprinkle with oil of preference (Corn, Olive whatever) with couarse salt and some black pepper, Put in over around 200 degrees C, till soft and cooked in the middle, put on the grill for extra crips.

Wine sause can be made diffrently, look up a good recipie :P

Day old tuna sandwich I really should have just thrown out (didn't even finish it) - very fucked.

Nutrigrain dip in hot chocolate. Not too bad. Source of protein. Will be stuck in pajamas, looking shittons of vids on internet thougt.

>>694772707
Salt and chilli box. Tasty as fuck
I'm pretty fucked, 2 years at most.

>>694781882
I was bracing myself to find "your mother will die" in this.

>>694782102
I'm not much for that idiotic fad.
IMO People should stop with that shit, just annoying.

>>694781882
Can you describe the whole thing again, but more sexually

>>694781882
nice! thanks so much anon. How did you make the mushrooms and bacon though?

>>694772707

I'd suck a dick for that plate of french fries

>>694782760
Simple man.

I smoke my bacon myself but you could just go to any store and pickup any brand of bacon. Wrap it around a regular mushroom and a touch of salt. If you feel fancy you can fill the cap with a hard cheese before wraping it up.

Pop it on the grill till the bacon is as crispy as you like it.

Chili Chips, it was some good shit but damn if it sucks when it comes out

>>694776688
According to the vast medical staff of b, everything causes diabetes.

>>694776294
>living the dream

>>694783263
thanks based anon, hope to see you in /ck/ some day

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>>694776827
>mayo on a hot dog

>>694772707
>Mixed nuts
Iron, protein, fats, potassium, vitamin E, calcium, and various other essentials. Honestly, I could survive off of it just fine, but Jesus it would get old after a while.

>>694778346
iphag

Meatball sandwich with caramelized onions and a salad.

Not bad

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>>694772707

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>>694778325
>ketchup on a taco

>>694783701
Enjoy it mate!

>>694783263
I had ramen noodles

>>694784416
Lol, You're screwed.

Homemade pork curry over potato, perfect grilled pork at the side. Homemade Orange cake with a bit of icecream. I can work with this.

Macaron box

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I'm OK with this.

nachos, I think I'll make it /b/ois

>>694784855
Isnt that swedish candy :)?

>>694772707
Microwave pizza, I'd survive.

>>694784678
WRONG YOU FAGGOT. ARE YOU SERIOUSLY IMPLYING THAT THERE AREN"T LIKE A MILLION WAYS TO COOK RAMEN? DON"T MAKE ME LOOK FOR THAT JPEG OF ALL THE DIFFERENT WAYS YOU CAN COOK IT YOU FUCKING RETARDED FAGGOT

>>694784910
Finnish actually.

>>694785022
Do it.

>>694785033
are you finnish?

>>694785121
Swedish actually, lol.

>>694772707
Blueberries
Don't know if I could live solely on them, whoever's footing the bill for a lifetime supply is going to be broke though

>>694784910
Finnish, those damned Swedes are too busy being cucked to think of this magnificent creration

>>694785121
That candy exists in many countries... Norway, Sweden Denmark is three....

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>>694772707
Boring as shit, but full of nutrients

>>694785175
No you couldn't. Also, your shit would be purplish black.

>>694772707
Spicy Triple Double Crunchwrap. Stomach will sing joyous praise buthe my asshole will commit suicide.

>>694773299
Boi puss will make your breath smell like shit homo

>>694779248
>>694779248

MY MAN

>>694785317
Jesus Hong, 500 calories?!

>>694785169
max kek, you're messing with me aren't you?

>>694785863
Yea 500 calories, its a complete meal

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>>694785091
shove it up your arse m8

Can't live on boipussy....

>>694772707
Bacon ranch pizza. Can't complain.

>>694786351
This will be interesting. Thank you for finding the jpg.

>Turkey and cheese sandwich, with water to drink
Could be worse

>>694786716
>boipussy

It's a man's asshole.

>>694787117
you're welcome anon :)

I am eating the skin off my feet

very fucked

>>694772707
Chicken Curry :^)

>>694787289
Well. That was nice. Might try some of these in the future.

A purple cow single serve vanilla ice cream cup. Fuck.

>>694787554
dafuq

>>694773679
Not last meal you fuck! Last thing, so the dark bread with cheese!

>>694787700
>>694773679

Hahaha

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baked hot cheetos. im in some hot shit. literally.

>>694772707
Roasted chicken breast.
Meh, sounds pretty boring tbh

Pepperoni pizza with a salad, I'll be fine

Cheese chex mix.

>>694772707
NIGGER

>>694772707
beef, could be worse

fingernails

>>694789683
Fucking disgusting

>>694772707
O SHIT ATE PIZZA
FATNESS PREVAILS

>>694772707
I'm okay Triplet Whopper with cheese from Burger King

i guess a man could survive with endless chicken tendies
gbp s.y.s.t.e.m hacked

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>>694772707

I had two crossants from jack in the box

Spinach, rice, tomato sauce mixture.
May need some vitamins, but otherwise ok.
I mean, I've been eating this shit for like six semesters straight.

>>694789343
you ate what now?

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Had two of these, guess it could be worse. Least I'd get plenty of protein.

Spaghetti
>Imokwiththis.jpg

I can't even remember what i ate today. Wtf is wrong with me?

>>694792806
calling this a croissants is a sin

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Beans, carrots and zucchini cooked with soy sauce, chopped onions, garlic and a little bit of celery and red pepper and a two eggs omelette topped with shrooms and parlsey. I could eat this every day so I'm pretty good.

>>694794598
Good god; my ramen can't compete.

Overnight oats with chia seeds, frozen raspberries and fig jam. Well, not bad at all I guess.

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>>694773412
YOur goin way faster than us bruhdy

>>694776234
Starve
>faggot

>>694776396
I eat my stakeboarding scabs, does that count?